Chapter 1 I can't kill you with your surname
In the early morning, the entire Baiyun Mountain was shrouded in a layer of fog, and the higher you go, the heavier the fog becomes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoFrom a distance, it looks like half a mountain peak sticking out into the white clouds.
A loud shout rang out in the main hall of the Pure Heart Temple.
"Bastard, I can't kill you and your surname today. ”
Zou Yanghong was going crazy, just now he appeared in a temple inexplicably, and the people around him called him Master Su Wen, Senior Brother Su Wen, and scared himself, but fortunately he was dreaming, and when he woke up, he found that he was asleep in the noodle restaurant downstairs somehow.
As soon as I woke up, I saw a thief-eyed, obscene-looking guy spit out a mouthful of phlegm into the bowl in front of him, and then ran out.
Can this be endured? Zou Yanghong scolded angrily and chased him out, swearing in his heart that he would have to beat this thing so hard that he couldn't take care of himself today.
I didn't chase it far before I saw the goods running into a dead end.
Zou Yanghong didn't have time to think about where such an alley came from near his home, so he kicked over with a flying foot with a cruel laugh. As a result, as soon as the goods dodged, Zou Yanghong kicked into the air, couldn't control his body and rushed forward two steps, and hit his head on a piece of wood protruding from the wall, and he was suddenly dizzy.
Before he passed out, he saw that the wall in front of him had turned into a big tree with his hands around him, and the wooden square had become a branch.
I only heard someone exclaiming: "Senior brother, ask senior brother." ”
"The celestial system is open and has been bound. ”
A ten-year-old monk rushed through the door of the main hall to see how he was doing.
In the main hall, there were two pilgrims, a man and a woman, the man's face was frightened, and his body kept shrinking back, and the woman's face was full of longing smiles, and her hands were open to embrace the air. The two of them stood there stupidly, not knowing what they saw.
When Zou Yanghong woke up again, it was already afternoon, there was a sharp pain in his head, he reached out and touched his teeth for a while, it was a big bag, it seemed to be bleeding, and his head was bandaged like Ah San.
My body was a little weak, and when I sat up, I found myself in a strange room, with an old-fashioned kang in the north and a futon in one corner. There was nothing in the house except an old wooden cabinet and a bookshelf.
Pictures emerged in my mind, a little monk followed the old monk in a temple, and then the little monk grew older, the old monk grew old, and the little monk had two more junior brothers, all of whom were abandoned outside the temple.
The old monk passed away a few months ago, and the monk who had grown into a young man became the new head of the temple.
The last picture is that the young monk is receiving two pilgrims, a man and a woman, in the main hall, thinking that after the two pilgrims leave, he will take the incense money and go down the mountain to buy some rice and come back.
A large number of pictures and memories poured into his mind, which made Zou Yanghong's brain swell, and he couldn't help but cry out in pain.
A hurried step ran over and pushed open the door and said in surprise: "Senior brother, are you awake? ”
Zou Yanghong's face was pale, the sweat in his head was dripping, and it took a long time to recover, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Give me a glass of water." ”
I took the cup and drank it all in one gulp, feeling better, and waved my hand to let the little monk go out first.
After absorbing the things in his head, he realized that the young monk was called Su Wen, and the old monk was his master and the original temple host. And he didn't know how to put it on Su Wen's body.
Moreover, this body emits a hallucinogenic poisonous gas when emotions fluctuate strongly, and it sees different things depending on the individual's mood. It turned out that his parents were abandoned by demons who attracted ghosts, and the old monk was a gift from the Buddha. Therefore, this small temple on the mountainside has a reputation in this radius of several hundred miles, and I don't know how many people swear that they have seen something incredible.
That's why the morning scene appeared. Zou Yanghong had just crossed over, and as soon as he was emotional, he was tricked, but fortunately, he didn't see the pilgrims as demons and monsters, and this kind of thing hadn't happened before. However, the predecessor wanted to subdue demons at most, and he really dared to subdue demons. If you see any demons and monsters, I'm afraid you will really slap them in the face.
Zou Yanghong, who had finished sorting it out, fell the kang, feeling sad and indignant. I had a good life, why did I suddenly cross over here?
The more I thought about it, the more I held my breath, and yelled a few times at the top of my throat, startling the little monk outside.
"Senior brother, it's better for you to keep your emotions calm. The little monk said with a frightened face, for fear that the senior brother in front of him would see him as a demon and a monster and beat him violently.
After shouting a few times, he felt better, and Zou Yanghong waved his hand to drive the little monk out. Fortunately, after emitting a hallucinogenic toxin in the body, it takes about ten days to accumulate, and this time it didn't cause anything.
"Damn, damn it......" Zou Yanghong scolded more than a dozen times before he felt better, went down to the ground to find a mirror, and saw a face with clear eyebrows from it.
Squeezed his eyebrows at the mirror for a long time and threw it into a drawer.
His original manly face has become a little white face.
The only good thing is that this world is about the same timeline as the previous life, 2016 AD. I have a mobile phone, I have a computer, and I have a pastime. The country has changed, and the Xinhua Empire, the only imperial state in the world and the largest country in the world, is a little larger than Russia without Eastern Siberia.
"Senior brother, senior brother, that thief monk has brought someone here again. The little monk hurriedly pushed open the door and shouted.
Zou Yanghong, now Su Wen, touched his bare head, and looked the little monk up and down, wondering in his heart what was the situation of pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey. But one thing I understand, someone is looking for trouble.
I was just upset, so I was angry, and waved my hand: "Take me over." ”
The little monk is his younger brother, only 10 years old, called Deyan. There is also an even younger one who is only 5 years old, named Depp.
Deyan led the way in front, and Su Wen suddenly asked, "How many of them are there?"
"In addition to the last one, there are three. Deyan replied.
Su Wen nodded, took an Arhat stick from outside the room, and checked it in his hand, the amount was just right.
Although the original body looks like a little white face, he has practiced Luohan boxing and Luohan stick quite well.
"Let's go. Su Wen carried the Luohan stick in two steps to surpass Deyan and walk in front.
The temple is very small, and it takes only two minutes for the monks to walk to the front of the main hall.
When I turned the corner, I saw a few monks standing there crookedly, none of them were right.
A 5-year-old monk stood timidly and watched from afar.
"What are you doing?" said from the old man.
"Hmph, I told you last time, what do you think?" said a fat monk in his thirties.
"What did you say last time?" Su Wen looked uncertain, and her mind was desperately rummaging through her previous memories.
"It's useless for you to pretend, I've told you good things, our two temples will merge, and you will become a branch and hang under our temple. The fat monk sneered, and he had a posture of asking you to look good if he didn't agree.
Su Wen realized that the other party was going to rob this place. I am now the host, and when the time comes, I will send two people over, and I will have nothing to do with myself.
"No way. Not to mention the doors, nor the windows. Su Wen rolled his eyes and flatly refused. As soon as I arrived in this world, I didn't understand anything, and someone came to rob my place, thinking that I was a fool?
"You're a toast and don't eat and drink. "The fat monk's face is not good, if this trip is done, he will move over to be the host, although the temple is smaller, it is better than in the temple.
"Roll the calves. Roll or not? Don't roll, Lao Tzu will teach you how to roll. Deyan pointed at the fat monk with a stick, and he was about to poke him in the nose. The last thing he fears in his life is being threatened.
"Do you really think we're afraid of you with a stick?" the fat monk slapped the stick aside, but it was empty.
"Hit him. After the fat monk finished speaking, the other three monks who had long been impatient pounced on them from three directions.
Su Wen stretched out his hand and stabbed hard, and the stick poked directly into the fat man's stomach, almost poking his lunch out.
Then he rushed forward two steps and hit the shoulder of the person in front of him with a stick, and the people on both sides also pounced, one directly reached out to grab the stick and the other hugged his waist.
Su Wen let go of the stick and slapped the man in the face, followed by a kick on his lower abdomen, and the man directly arched himself and couldn't breathe for a while.
One foot off the ground was almost thrown by the person behind him, Su Wen stabilized his body and sneered, his right leg was pushed back, and his heel directly touched the crotch of the person behind him, and he immediately squatted down with his crotch.
At this time, the person who was hit in the shoulder rushed up again, and Su Wen didn't dodge and punched him, and slapped him directly in the face, almost turning him around.
Two more slaps directly stunned the man.
"TMD, are you still blocking?" Su Wen saw that he blocked his face and simply kicked him on the crotch of his pants, and the man's face was twisted and he knelt there with his crotch covered.