Chapter 289: Our Family Doesn't Raise Idle ...... animal
Time is like an arrow, and time is like a cannonball.
An afternoon passed in Lao Zhao's text message.
After dinner in the evening, Huang Dani saw that her son was still holding the mobile phone with a smirk, and finally couldn't help it: "You go quickly, take your cats and dogs, you see that they are in a hurry this afternoon......"
But isn't it, I haven't seen the master for many days, and now the master is back, but he ignores himself, not to mention that the gold circles around Lao Zhao, and even the ingots meow and give up Gao Leng, curled up on his feet and leaned on his legs.
Lao Zhao woke up from a dream after being cleaned up by Huang Dani, and when he looked up, everyone was staring at him, and his eyes were like watching a monkey show.
At that time, he himself was embarrassed, and ran away with the gold ingots.
I can't help but be happy while driving the car, first, Le Huang Dani has already discussed the date with Liu's mother, and she will be engaged next Friday - next Friday will be Qixi Festival.
The second is that he thinks about his own performance, and he also feels quite stupid.
A person holding a mobile phone and smiling is not like a fool!
When I returned to my Heavenly King's Mansion, a layer of dust fell on the house.
Zhao Jingshan will only serve his vegetable patch, Huang Dani is pregnant, Yang Xiu'e is dedicated to opening a store, Zhao Jinghai is busy setting up a stall, Zhao Tuqiang is busy playing, enjoying the last time of his summer vacation......
No one was available to clean his room.
Lao Zhao couldn't do it, so he first took care of his bed, and then found a rag to come out, ready to wipe the table.
Just wiped it twice, he was impatient, and saw that the gold next to him was still shaking his head and tail and following him, and the next moment he had an idea, and beckoned: "Come here, the rag will be given to you, come and wipe a chair ......for me."
"So, the paw pressed against the rag, yes, that's it, back and forth, all right, this way, that's it...... After raising you for so long, I brought you back to life every once in a while, and you should be self-reliant!"
Human potential is endless, as long as you are lazy enough, you can come up with all kinds of ways to be lazy!
With Lao Zhao's efforts, Jin Zi learned to wipe chairs!
That's right, a dog has successfully learned to wipe the chair, and will change places to wipe it himself, wipe a chair several times, and go to the next with a rag in his mouth, except for the chair, as long as he can get it, including the chaise longue......
It's not good at high places, but Lao Zhao still has a way: "Yuanbao, come here, our family doesn't have to be idle...... Animals, you eat and drink well every day, it's time to work! Labor is the most glorious way to get rich, you are not a cat or a dog of a month or two, it's time to learn to exchange labor for food......"
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An hour later, Lao Zhao was lying comfortably on the bed, holding his mobile phone and continuing to text and chat with Liu Qingying.
When one of the paws of gold was tired, he changed to another paw and continued to rub it, and when both paws were tired, he wiped it with a rag pressed on his chin...... With that loveless expression, I don't know that I can put its head on the table and cut off its head!
Yuan Bao is in charge of the high table, running up with a rag, spreading the rag with his paws, and then climbing up with his front body, and pulling the two calves in the back, moving and moving, from this end of the table to that end, from this side to that side......
But there is a problem that is very troublesome, the table legs and chair legs, one big and one small two guys can't solve it at all.
Lao Zhao turned his head by chance, and he was dumbfounded, only to see Jin Zi rubbing his body on the table leg.
At first, Lao Zhao didn't understand, but when he watched the gold drill around the table leg and rub it around, and then go to change to another table leg, he somewhat understood!
At that time, his first thought was that this guy's long hair finally came in handy!
The next second, he felt that he seemed to be a little too much......
When he saw that the ingots were also rubbing, he saw that the two guys, one big and one small, had to turn around to wipe a table leg, and his conscience ...... Finally he couldn't lie down!
Then he got up and put on his shoes and walked over, and the gold and ingots looked at him with blank eyes, and thought that the master's conscience had found that he was going to work for him, but he saw the master wave his hand, and the clouds and mist surged.
Lao Zhao stood on the cloud and said proudly: "Wait a minute, take the two of you to meet a new friend, the three of you cooperate, you don't have to worry about not being able to wipe the table legs!"
Doudou is still in the valley, and Lao Zhao originally wanted to wait a few days to bring it over.
But now that it can be used, it's better to bring it over as soon as possible, anyway, no matter when you bring it over, you have to pull the reason.
......
Doudou has met three new friends, although he has a big temper, but it is very safe here, whether it is flying in the sky or running on the ground, there is nothing to threaten his life.
As a clever monkey, he has only been here for half a day before he understands how to get along with his three new friends.
Being able to climb trees is its greatest advantage.
When Lao Zhao arrived, Doudou was picking wild fruits on the tree and throwing them on the ground, and the skin money was screaming and picking it up below, a monkey from a foreign country and a pony bear actually cooperated quite tacitly.
At that time, Lao Zhao was happy, this monkey was quite smart. If you curry favor with Pi Qian, Doudou will be able to get the friendship of Pi Qian's mother, and Huahua has always been cold, lazy all day long, as long as Doudou doesn't mess with it, it will definitely not bully Doudou.
As soon as Lao Zhao came over, Huahua was not cold, and ran over with a meow twice, rubbing on Lao Zhao's legs to express affection.
Pi Qian and Doudou climbed on top of him, one holding his legs and the other on his shoulders.
Gold and ingots are not happy, who is this? Foreign? Strange looking, still want to compete for favor?
Seeing that the ingots were hunched over, the gold screamed, and Lao Zhao hurriedly appeased them.
It took half a day to get a few guys to coexist peacefully.
and added an assistant to the mother and son of Ma Xiong and the snow leopard, and then took the gold ingots and beans to the cloud - he really couldn't take the snow leopard and the mother and son of Ma Xiong, these guys took them out, and he had to go in.
Doudou is fine, because it is not a protected animal yet.
Before leaving, Lao Zhao's heart moved.
It's been a while since I didn't take care of sea buckthorn!
Speaking of which I let my family plant, in case the growth is not good, or after a period of winter, I find that a large area is frozen to death next year, so what can I do?
Let's just make it rain a little more!
If you want to keep a low profile, you won't let people get rained, just come quietly.
......
Doudou was very excited.
I can finally stay with my master, and on the way, I began to try my best to have a good relationship with the gold ingots, and I also got around the gold, and I don't know if it's tickling or what, anyway, it's just to please.
Flying to the house, Lao Zhao happily put down a few guys and found a rag to come out: "Doudou, you are no longer a little monkey for a month or two, it's time to learn to exchange food for yourself with labor......"
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When Lao Zhao went home for dinner the next morning, he brought Doudou.
Xiao Tuqiang became excited all of a sudden, the little monkey, he had never seen it in the zoo, and he didn't want to let go when he held it.
As a result, Doudou didn't let him hold it, and struggled to run out, holding a broom to sweep the floor......
Monkeys can actually do more things, although the thumbs of black and white colobus monkeys are degenerate, but monkeys that bounce around trees all day long can grab all kinds of tools just by grasping.
Under Lao Zhao's earnest teaching, Doudou is already a qualified cleaner!
It's just that the family saw a sight that was less than half a meter tall and had to drag a tail nearly a meter long, holding a broom and sweeping the floor, and looked at Lao Zhao with a little wrong eyes.
Huang Dani glared at him angrily: "You don't even have formal clothes, how can you do this kind of leisure, you are about to get engaged, don't go out in the morning, take you to buy clothes." ”
Lao Zhao was startled, and his mind turned to find a reason: "I'm going to find a way to get a pet license for this monkey or something, otherwise it won't be appropriate for people to see it." ”
"Let's go shopping for clothes first. Huang Dani glared. "Save yourself from being idle, tossing around. Such a small monkey, you can't think of it, and let it sweep the floor. ”
"It's idle, it's idle, our yard is so big, when can I sweep it alone?" "I want to raise a few more monkeys and sweep the floor for me. ”
"Woe to you!" Huang Dani did not listen to his fallacies. "Buy clothes, buy a shirt anyway, and get a better suit. Otherwise, you look sloppy like this, what do you look like when you go to someone's house. ”
Lao Zhao couldn't: "Then I'll buy it myself later, isn't it a suit shirt, I'll just buy a set." ”
"Buy something better. Huang Dani confessed. "It doesn't matter if it's expensive, it's a big deal, and it's not for your dad and us to go out, you can't let the people in Xiaoying's family look at you like this......"
"Okay, okay. Lao Zhao nodded again and again. "You have a good rest at home, and I'll come back in the evening for dinner, and I'll show you when the time comes." ”
I don't plan to come back at noon, who knows what my mother will think of again.
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After dinner, I called Wang Lei, this guy is at the school now that he is fine, and he is very easy to find.
Lao Zhao drove Xiao Tuqiang and three hard-working and capable little experts to school.
When he buys clothes, he can buy a set when he has time, he doesn't like to try on clothes or anything.
Now the school has become more and more decent, with more and more buildings and more and more students.
When Lao Zhao drove to the school gate, there was an extra security guard at the gate.
After entering, I heard a rumbling sound in the distance, and all kinds of excavator forklifts, as well as tattered cars, had already begun to act.
When I got to the side of the teaching building, I got out of the car and pulled up my little cousin, and the gold over there worked hard, squatting a cat on his head and a monkey on his back, like an acrobatic troupe.
Just when Principal Niu came out, he was happy when he saw it: "Xiao Wu, are you coming back from the acrobatic troupe?"
Lao Zhao was also happy: "Look at me as a good monkey, right?"
"It's really strange, it's not ours, why do you get this back?" Principal Niu listened to the surprise after taking a closer look. "Your cats and dogs are not enough for you to raise, and you still have monkeys? The notice to you, both of them, have been here for several days, I still think you don't come to get it, I have to call you, school is about to start!"
It turned out that he didn't just come out, but saw his car come out.
Lao Zhao's result notice was beautiful: "Now the two of us can continue to be in the same school......
Principal Niu saw him start touching his phone, waved his hand and left: "Go, go, hurry up and tell people that you have got the notice, you have a big heart, and you are not in a hurry to get the notice!"
"Hmm!" Lao Zhao touched his mobile phone, of course, to send a message.
With a smirk, he walked towards Wang Lei's office.
Xiao Tuqiang was curious: "Brother, what is this?"
At the beginning, he just learned Mandarin, and every time he came back and tried to speak, he was led astray by his family, and his brother like Lao Zhao deliberately led him astray, which was the most fun. Not now, this guy speaks Mandarin outside, and his family is an authentic dialect, and there is no interval between them and them freely.
Lao Zhao casually handed him the notice: "Take a good look, you can go to college with this!"
"University......" Xiao Tuqiang was confused. "Why are you still going to school, you can't stay at home and wait to send me to school!"
"You just want to!" Old Zhao Le touched his little head.
The mobile phone shook a few times, and Lao Zhao hurriedly looked at the phone.
In fact, he knew that the notice had arrived, but he didn't come to get it, so he wasn't a surprise at all.
When he entered the office, he was still smirking, Wang Lei didn't care about him, he casually touched a bag of snacks and gave it to Xiao Tuqiang, and then studied Doudou, and asked Xiao Tuqiang: "Does this little monkey bite?"
Xiao Tuqiang has something to eat, biting the bag with his teeth, and before he can tear it open, he is reluctant to let go, so he shakes his head, reaches out and grabs Doudou's long tail and hands it to Wang Lei, meaning you can touch it casually......
Doudou let him pull his tail, and like the gold ingot, the three animals all stared at what was in Xiao Tuqiang's hand - none of them were stupid, knowing that the little guy put it in his mouth was edible.
Wang Lei had an idea at a glance, and took out another bag of snacks, beef strips, and gave them to the three guys, and then reached out to touch the long hair of Doudou.
It's very supple!
As a result, Principal Wang was dumbfounded in the next second!
Jin Ziba swallowed the little beef strip in two bites, and then as soon as he lifted his body, his two front legs were picked up on the desk, and one paw pressed a piece of cloth on the corner of the table, and wiped it up......
The ingots swooped up, but they didn't find a rag, and they were very confused with their faces up and the beef strips in their mouths......
Beanie jumped off the back of the gold, jumped to the back of the office door, grabbed the broom, fiddled with it, and swept him away......
Principal Wang's worldview was subverted, and he finally couldn't help but disturb Lao Zhao, who was smirking and texting: "How did you teach them like this, so diligently?"
When Lao Zhao heard this, he was very proud: "It took a lot of effort to teach, how about it, it's okay? I will have them in my house to clean it in the future! By the way, this monkey ......."
"How did this monkey come about, I still want to ask you? We don't have it, right?" Wang Lei was anxious to see him talking slowly while playing with his mobile phone.
Lao Zhao hurriedly pressed a few times, sent out the text message, and stuffed the mobile phone in his pocket: "I just wanted to ask you about this, I picked up this monkey, it's very well-behaved, so I smuggled it back, what kind of certificate do you say I should get, so that this monkey can be taken out?"