15. Chapter 15 Not as big as hers
"Oops!" Lu Yuchen saw that he was in trouble, so he quickly jumped up from the bed, walked to Lynch barefoot, and said guiltily: "I ...... I didn't mean to ......"
Lynch is so angry, he kindly hugged you to bed, but he was kicked, buddy will have to rely on his face to eat in the future, aren't you ruining me.
"Are you okay Lynch......? It's all red, you tell me too, why are you scratching the soles of my feet. ”
Lynch covered his eyes with one hand, glared at Lu Yuchen with the other, and said angrily: "If you don't pretend to be asleep, can I scratch you?"
"This ...... You can see this......" Lu Yuchen was surprised at first, and then pouted: "Then I don't want to test you, to see if you will take advantage of the opportunity to commit a crime while I am asleep, at present, it seems that Comrade Lynch's ideological roots are still very pure." ”
"I'm pure to your sister, can't I test it another day, I was kicked by you, and I almost broke my appearance. Lynch sat on the ground, grumbling dissatisfied.
"Wait, I'll get you eye drops, two drops and you'll be fine." Lu Yuchen stuck out his tongue and began to rummage through the cabinets, not to mention, the brand is slightly in his mouth, cherishing the bright, it is impossible to reduce swelling, but it can relieve pain.
Seeing Lynch's big and small eyes, Lu Yuchen smiled and said, "Let's see if you dare to take advantage of me in the future." ”
Coo-goo-goo......
Lynch hadn't returned the favor, his stomach was screaming first, too, he hadn't eaten enough at noon, and at this point, he was almost hungry.
"Hungry?" Lu Yuchen asked knowingly.
"Nonsense, tossed all the way by you, can you not be hungry. "Lynch still doesn't have a good face, he lives so big, he hasn't been hit by a bullet, but he was kicked by Lu Yuchen, a powerless girl, or the legendary kick to seal his eyes.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry Lynch, this kick is what I owe you, when are you in a bad mood, you just kick it back, okay?" Lu Yuchen comforted like a child.
Lynch grinned and said, "Come on, with your little face like a flower, I'm reluctant to kick it, otherwise if you kiss it, we'll be evened, what's the matter?"
"Get out!" Lu Yuchen scolded with a smile and pulled Lynch downstairs to eat.
"Uncle, Miss, the dish will be hot soon, wait a minute. As soon as she got downstairs, Hu Jie greeted.
"I'll help you serve the plates. Lynch took the lead and rushed into the kitchen.
"Hmph, what kind of laborer are you pretending to be! You have the ability to do it yourself!" staring at Lynch's back, Xiaoyu puffed up.
After practicing, Han Shiyao drank the juice and said with a smile: "Sister Yuxin, why don't you look at Lynch anywhere." ”
"I just don't like him, and he even hugs my sister!
"Huh...... Eliminate the gas, eliminate the gas, the anger hurts the body...... "Han Shiyao is young, but she knows how to maintain health.
"Lynch, why are your eyes so red?" Hu Jie held the dishes and chopsticks, a little surprised.
Lynch puffed out his mouth and lied: "It's okay, I accidentally knocked it." ”
"Do you want me to accompany you to the doctor?"
"What kind of doctor is such a small injury, please hurry up and leave, the eldest lady is still hungry." ”
The dinner plates are neatly arranged, and there are no outsiders on the table, plus Lu Yuchen's meal itself is small, a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs, a braised carp, a plate of mushrooms and vegetables, plus a large pot of oxtail soup with tomato sauce, which was swept away by Lynch alone.
Han Shiyao, who was paying attention to the whole process, swallowed and foamed at the mouth with empathy, and said in shock: "My mother, this Lynch is so edible, it is simply the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie." ”
"What Zhu Bajie, I think he is Zhu Bajie plus Zhu Jiujie, in addition to the super invincible pig's head, eat so much, and he is not afraid to die!" Lu Yuxin then choreographed.
Although the voices of the two of them were small, they were still heard by Lynch, who came over with his teeth picked and asked curiously, "What are you two talking about so happily." ”
Lu Yuxin didn't speak, she turned her face and turned around, hugged her knees and played with her mobile phone, wanting to talk to Miss Ben, but there was no door!
However, Han Shiyao moved her buttocks, patted the vacant seat next to her, and said with a smile: "Lynch, you taught Zhou Peng how handsome their movements today, when will you teach me two tricks, maybe you can use them." ”
Other chicks are familiar with you, so there's nothing polite about it, Lynch sat next to Han Shiyao and chatted: "Cheng, girls learn kung fu well, not only can prevent wolves, but also beautify their bodies, killing two birds with one stone." ”
"Then it's decided, you will teach me kung fu in the future!" Han Shiyao gestured, and said in her heart: Hmph, there is such a powerful person who teaches me kung fu, and in the future, Cao Dazhuang will dare to speak disrespectfully to me, and he will directly make a left hook, and he can't find his front teeth, cough cough...... Isn't that a little too unladylike?
"No problem, I will teach you when you want to learn, who made you a good sister of our family Yuxin." Lynch said casually.
Lu Yuxin was completely angry now, what do you call your family Yuxin? Do I have a half-dime relationship with you? I know which green onion you are!
Dirty words Lu Yuxin could only shout in her heart, and she didn't dare to explode in person, after all, this was at home, and the eldest sister and Mother Hu were watching.
"So, are you willing to teach me kung fu for the sake of Sister Yuxin's face?" Han Shiyao flashed her two big eyes, like a porcelain doll, but this question was a little dirty, whether Lynch answered yes or no, it was a little inappropriate.
Coincidentally, although Xiao Yuxin was playing with her mobile phone, her ears were always erected, especially when she heard Han Shiyao's words, her two ears were erected almost at the same time.
"This ...... I don't look at anyone's face, I just think that we have a good eye, I want to recognize you as a sister, my brother teaches my sister kung fu, do you still need to look at whose face?" Lynch smiled slyly, bypassing Lu Yuxin, the little hedgehog.
Han Shiyao blushed and said, "Do you really think so?"
"Hmm. Lynch nodded.
"That'...... If I am bullied by my classmates, will you protect me, will you stand up for me?" Han Shiyao said a little shyly.
"Brother protects sister, this is a matter of course, whoever dares to bully you, I will beat him!" Lynch patted the horse and said, he had planned it, if he wanted to take down Lu Yuchen, he would inevitably pass Lu Yuxin's level, since you ignore me, then I will close the distance with your best friend, and then clean up your little hedgehog.
Looking at Lynch's resolute eyes and mature appearance, Han Shiyao was a little excited. I remember when I was in junior high school, there were a few bad ruffians in the class who often bullied her, either pulling her ponytail or hiding cockroaches in her desk. At that time, Xiao Shiyao was thinking, how good it would be if I could have a brother, because she had seen with her own eyes that the girls in the other class who had the same situation as her were because there was an older brother at home who could fight, and he went to school and beat up the classmates who bullied her, and from then on, those villains would never dare to provoke that girl again.
But Han Shiyao is different, she is a single child, not to mention her brother, she doesn't even have a sister, and she can only cry alone when she is bullied.
"Oh yes, I have a brother! Lynch will be my brother in the future!" Thinking of this, Xiao Shiyao jumped up from the sofa happily, startling Lynch.
Don't you just recognize a brother, as for being so excited, don't you recognize your godfather......
At this time, she was looking at Lu Yuxin, okay, her face was even uglier than Laba garlic, she didn't expect that Lynch had just arrived and had a fight with Han Shiyao.
What else do you want to protect you, sister, can't I protect you? Can't I cure Cao Dazhuang's scumbags?
The laughter of the two reached Lu Yuxin's ears, just like a needle prick, she angrily plugged in the headphones and turned up the music to the maximum.
When it was time to go to bed at night, Han Shiyao had just finished taking a shower and entered the house, when she saw Lu Yuxin facing the wall alone, wiping her tears.
"Why are you crying, Sister Yuxin, who bullied you?" Han Shiyao was draped in a bath towel, revealing two pink tender legs, like a hibiscus out of the water.
"Han Shiyao, you traitor! Lu Yuxin shouted very dissatisfied.
"Ah......" Han Shiyao, who was overly excited, shrunk her small shoulders, climbed up to Lu Yuxin, and smiled sweetly: "Sister Yuxin, you shouldn't be jealous, right?"
"What kind of jealousy am I! A big pervert with a ruined character, you still recognize him as a brother, and you are angry with me! Do you know what it means to be a sheep in the mouth of a tiger?"
Han Shiyao didn't dare to fight back, got into the quilt naked, leaned on Lu Yuxin's shoulder, and smiled innocently: "Don't be angry Sister Yuxin, I think this matter should be thought like this, in fact, I am not looking for my brother, but a free bodyguard, do you think, Lynch is so good at fighting, if I get into trouble in the future, he can settle it for me by dividing it by two, why not?"
"Free bodyguard, you can't come out of it!" Lu Yuxin pursed her lips, patted Han Shiyao's smooth little fragrant buttocks, and said ambiguously: "You little perverted girl, you are naked every time you sleep, and you are not too shy." ”
"Hee-hee, the book says that sleeping naked can promote metabolism, strengthen the secretion of sebaceous glands and sweat glands, facilitate sebum excretion and regeneration, and make the skin smoother and more delicate. ”
"You know a lot. Lu Yuxin chuckled and asked, "Then should I also strip naked?"
"Of course, sleeping in underwear is more restrictive, but it's still comfortable to be naked. Han Shiyao was lying on her back in the quilt, her hands on the back of her head, and her mouth chewing Xuanmai.
Secretly glanced at Han Shiyao's fully developed chest, looking at her little pigeon, obviously not as big as others.
I heard that today's stinky men like girls with big breasts, hum, Lynch, a big pervert, must think the same way!
Lynch, who had just laid down, couldn't help but sneeze and muttered: Who is talking about me behind my back......
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