Xiao Nana's complaint made Xiao Ran powerless to refute. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

81 layers of dermabrasion?

You can't speak!

There are so many layers of dermabrasion, so you can't grind the blood?

This is the glamorous effect that comes with the phone, blame me?

But Xiao Nana, who came to the eldest aunt, Xiao Ran didn't dare to provoke her, so she silently sent a few full stops......

Less than a minute later, the phone rang again.

Xiao Ran glanced at it, and there was actually a reply from Xiao Nana.

"Why do the post-90s generation add a full stop every time they want to pretend to be deep? This is the same as the old teachers of the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s who knocked on the blackboard and emphasized: Students, you are all in the second grade, remember to add punctuation marks at the end of the writing essay! I just want to ask you, if you send shabi, do you have to write 'silly beep'. ’”

Xiao Ran: "......"

That makes sense......

I was speechless.

At this time, Xiao Nana replied again.

"What a low name you have! You said that your WeChat nickname actually uses your own name, I thought only my parents would do this kind of thing! ”

Well, this even spits on his own name.

Xiao Ran really wanted to reply to her: 還ぬ伱不倁檤涐 earliest の昵稱...

He can be regarded as looking at his name now, and what he is doing now is a mistake in Xiao Nana's eyes, so it is better to honestly pretend not to see it.

No one was talking to her, so she couldn't talk to herself.

But is that really the case?

Well, reality tells Xiao Ran that things often don't go the way you think.

In less than a minute, Xiao Ran's mobile phone rang again!

This time it's still Xiao Nana, but it's a little different, this time the photo she complained about was actually changed......

The photo of Xiao Nana's complaint is a photo of Xiao Ran holding 20 medals and showing off with scissor hands after the Olympics.

In Xiao Ran's opinion, there is nothing to complain about in this photo, but the thoughts of the post-90s and post-00s are surprising here.

Xiao Nana replied: "Take pictures of 10,000 years of scissor hands, you can forget it!" The confident uncle in the front row, please can you take your tsundere's thumb away! ”

Xiao Ran: "......"

Say your sister!

I've offended you by taking pictures!

Why do you have to change the picture and complain!

You can't bully people like this when you come to the big aunt!

Also, when did I become your uncle, the generations are messed up, okay!

The most hateful thing is that your thumb is arrogant! Hum!

Xiao Ran was going crazy, and finally ran to the WeChat circle of friends in a huff and began to take revenge!

Revenge on Xiao Nana, this is not a good option.

So Xiao Ran set his sights on others.

It just so happened that Mo Yuning also posted a selfie today, and Xiao Ran hurriedly commented: "Take a selfie at a 45-degree angle on the 81st floor of dermabrasion!" In Uncle Guo's words, you can't die! ”

"Bell bell bell ......"

Xiao Ran's phone rang suddenly.

The caller ID on the mobile phone reads: Mo Yuning! Three big words.

Picking it up, Mo Yuning sneered: "Xiao Ran, you have the ability to repeat what you just said in the circle of friends!" ”

Well, it's not just Xiao Nana who can't be messed with, but Mo Yuning can't be messed with either......

It was only after talking about it that Mo Yuning laughed, and for this reason, he told her what he had just done, which attracted a burst of ridicule.

Mo Yuning and Xiao Nana couldn't be provoked, and Xiao Ran set his sights on Feng Ping again.

Yesterday, Feng Ping posted a photo of "The Show" reaching No. 1 on the New York State New Song Chart, followed by a selfie of herself.

Not to mention, scissorhands may really be a special feature of the post-90s.

Fengping smiled like a flower in the photo, and lowered a bunch of people to comment, either saying that she was beautiful or congratulating her, in short, they were all holding her.

Xiao Ran smiled, she wrote a song for Fengping, which made her depressed, and she wouldn't retaliate.

Thinking about it, he immediately typed: "Take pictures of 10,000 years of scissor hands, you are not dirty!" The aunt in the front row, please take your tsundere's thumb! ”

In this comment, Fengping didn't call, nor did she say anything in the comment, but just sent a full stop.

Xiao Ran's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly typed: "Why do the post-90s generations add a full stop every time they want to pretend to be deep?" This is the same as the old teachers of the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s who knocked on the blackboard and emphasized: Students, you are all in the second grade, remember to add punctuation marks at the end of the writing essay! I just want to ask you, if you send shabi, do you have to write 'silly beep'. ’”

Does this sound familiar?

That's right, it was Xiao Ran who directly copied Xiao Nana's original words! Not a word has changed.

After posting the comment, Fengping didn't move at all.

Xiao Ran suddenly felt comfortable.

That's it, you can't be bullied by yourself all the time, but you're also a man, what's the matter of being bullied by women all the time?

Revenge must come back!

Okay, Xiao Ran is already stunned, Xiao Nana can't be provoked, Mo Yuning can't be provoked, and now she is directly in the phantom city.

Half an hour later.

The sound of a key opening the door sounded.

A second later.

"Xiao Ran! Who do you say is an aunt! Whose thumbs do you say, tsundere! You say it's pretending to be deep! Who's stupid! ”

The sound at the door was simply the roar of a lion in Hedong.

Xiao Ran's head shrank and quickly covered his ears.

That's right, the person at the door is Fengping.

Yes, this time no one said anything about him in the comments, and no one called, so Ren Fengping ran directly to him.

Xiao Ran died purely by himself, thinking that his behavior, if he was a villain, he would not survive for two episodes, and he would not survive for three chapters in the novel......

If it is the protagonist of the novel, the next day the protagonist will appear in the novel that the protagonist is dead, and it is not impossible that the whole book will be finished.

Xiao Ran smiled awkwardly: "Heh...... Hehe, don't get excited, there's something to say......"

The act of death caused Feng Ping's outburst, and after she left, Xiao Ran already had a small silver tooth purple mark on her neck, and it was not easy to bite at first glance......

"Well, am I dying?"

Watching Feng Ping leave, Xiao Ran couldn't help but sigh deeply, and wrote in his mobile phone: "We are a stone, why do people step on me and worship you?" The Buddha said, "Because you have only been stabbed once, and I have been cut with a thousand knives and a thousand hammers." The steps fell silent. Indeed, life is also like this, if you can stand the polish, endure loneliness, bear the responsibility, and shoulder the mission, life will be valuable! ”

"Ding~"

Another ringtone, picked up the phone and looked, it was Xiao Nana again......

"My friend is a cutting board, you don't give an explanation?"

Xiao Ran: "......"

Then go and comment: "......"

"Chicken soup in the middle of the night is like poisoning! Hurry up with 'wake up and delete' so that it looks like a serious fart! ”

MMP！

You're poisoning!

You're a serious fart!

The old paper will be in the circle of friends in the future, and the old paper is a dog!