Chapter Eighty-Seven: Making Up Stories
He Shen knelt and waited for a long time, and only after he couldn't hear God's voice did he dare to straighten his waist and sit up. The burns on his buttocks had long since healed, but he had been in the carriage under the pretext of refining an ancestral elixir. And the emperor also attached great importance to this matter, not only changed him to a larger carriage to facilitate him to refine elixir, but also allowed him to call in hundreds of officials and guards, and he could requisition precious medicinal materials at will, which allowed him to take the opportunity to obtain a lot of treasures.
It's just that no matter how good the treasure is, it is overshadowed by the elixir rewarded by God.
"Lying about the royal family, but if you want to kill the head, who is so bold that you dare to pretend to be the royal family?"
"How can we ensure that this person is safe and undetected...... As the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the minister of military aircraft, he does not share the emperor's worries and solve problems, but he wants to give advice to this rebellious person, is it a bit of a bit to help the emperor, sorry for the emperor, and committed the crime of bullying the king?" Thinking of this, He Shen's heart couldn't help but feel a little empty.
This is just a test for God to entrust him, just like a question in the scientific examination, it is not a real thing, and it is not to help the rebellious ministers and thieves rebel, not to mention that God is not older than the emperor? The emperor asks him to do things, he has to do it with his head arched, and if the old lady has a problem, of course he has to rack his brains to think about it.
After thinking clearly, He Shen began to seriously think about the question raised by God......
After Li Dacheng threw the question to He Shen, he drove away from home, in order to give He Shen enough time to think, and in order to avoid the woman who was doing a good thing, Li Dacheng did not go to the pharmacy closest to his home, and drove to another pharmacy in his impression.
In order to avoid the salesman who was in trouble again, Li Dacheng disguised himself and put on sunglasses before getting out of the car, so that no one could see his expression clearly.
Syllable......
Li Dacheng entered the pharmacy and walked up to a slightly older middle-aged woman in a white coat.
"Ten boxes of Viagra, ten pills. ”
"What? how much?" the middle-aged woman was stunned when she heard this, and thought she had misheard, so she quickly asked again.
Li Dacheng's expression was embarrassed, but fortunately he was wearing sunglasses, which was not easy to see.
Are all the people who sell drugs now mentally ill? Why are they all shocked, and they haven't seen anyone buy Viagra?
"Ten boxes of Viagra, ten pills. Li Dacheng had to repeat again, Heshen is a bottomless pit, how much viagra is not enough, and he will go to Jiangnan in a few days, and the demand for viagra must be indispensable. For convenience, Li Dacheng decided to buy more today, and he always went to the pharmacy in the future.
"Young man, what are you buying so much for?" asked the middle-aged woman.
"Eldest sister, why do you buy Viagra now, do you still need a real-name system?" Li Dacheng asked puzzledly, why, why is someone asking him what he does every time? What else can he do when he buys Viagra? Of course he uses it, can he still eat it as peanuts?
"No, it's just too rare to buy so much at once. ”
After the middle-aged woman finished speaking, she bent down and went to the cabinet below to get her medicine. Li Dacheng saw the eldest sister's movements, and the anger in his heart was a lot smoother, at least the eldest sister talked a lot less than that Ling Long. If only everybody asked a few fewer questions, the world would be a better place.
"Recently, there have been news reports that there are robberies in the middle of the night, so you must pay attention to safety when you work the night shift. ”
"Yes, boss, we'll take notice. ”
At this time, two people walked out of the room inside the pharmacy and walked out the door as they spoke.
Li Dacheng was slightly stunned, why did his voice sound so familiar? He glanced to the side with his spare eyes, and his brows immediately furrowed, why is it her again?
Li Dacheng hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to look at the medicine in the counter, but the eldest sister behind the counter spoke, "There are no ten boxes, only eight boxes left, or you will have four more boxes of Viagra in five capsules?"
The voice behind him suddenly stopped, and then Li Dacheng felt someone approaching, and then in the afterglow, he saw the nosy mother Ling Long, bending over, twisting his neck, tilting his head, and looking at him with a strange look. And it's still looking left, looking right, very close.
Li Dacheng knew that his disguise had lost its effect, and he must have been recognized by the other party again, so he looked up at the eldest sister behind the counter, and said without changing his face, "Okay, just do what you say, eldest sister." ”
"Is it really you?" Ling Long's eyes widened, with a strange expression on his face, "You're here to buy Viagra again?"
Li Dacheng didn't speak, pretending not to hear.
Ling Long glanced at Li Dacheng, smiled, and then asked the eldest sister at the counter, "Sister Xu, is this gentleman here to buy Viagra?"
"Yes, boss. ”
It turns out that this woman is the owner of the pharmacy, and it seems that there are several stores, is it so arrogant. Li Dacheng thought in his heart.
"How much to buy?"
"Ten boxes of ten pills, but there are only eight boxes of ten pills in the store, and the remaining two boxes have been replaced by four five-pills. ”
The corners of Li Dacheng's mouth twitched, Damn, do you want to explain in such detail? Even if the boss asks, you have to take care of the customer's face.
"What, a hundred?" Ling Long was taken aback, even though the other party had already visited twice and bought a lot each time, she was still frightened by the huge amount this time, "You are really impressive." ”
Li Dacheng didn't squint and continued to pretend not to hear.
"Why the hell are you buying so many Viagra for? Why don't you go to the original pharmacy to buy it? Do you think you're too diligent and embarrassed, so you want to buy enough here at once?"
"I know you're still asking, can you die if you don't speak?" Li Dacheng was angry, took off his glasses, and waited for the other party to say loudly.
"I can't die, but I think it's strange, you've eaten so much, why don't you see any signs of kidney deficiency? Ling Long said while looking at Li Dacheng, the other party is the one who takes viagra the most and the most frequent among the people she has ever seen, does viagra still have a tonic effect?
After Li Dacheng finished swiping the card, he walked out with viagra in his hand, and when he passed by Ling Long, he glanced at the other party, "Your mouth is so broken, you haven't found a boyfriend yet, right?"
"You ......" Ling Long suddenly glared angrily, glaring angrily, her boyfriend is an eternal pain in her heart, and her heart has just regained her peace in the past few days, but a sentence reminded her of sadness.
"This time it's not about seeing it, it's about hearing it, you open your mouth, I know. Li Dacheng smiled and said, "Give you a professional Jianyi, talk less in the future, maybe there will be unexpected effects, don't talk like a chatter all day long, for fear that others will not know that you will talk to you." After speaking, Li Dacheng left the pharmacy.
"You, you, you're mad at me. Ling Long chased out of the pharmacy and stomped his feet angrily when he saw the man driving away.
Li Dacheng drove home, half an hour had passed, and for a person as smart as He Shen, he should already have an idea in his heart.
"He Shen, what do you think?" Li Dacheng took the small blue pill out of the package and prepared to pass it to He Shen.
"God, your problem, the villain has already figured out a solution, but I don't know if it fits your mind. He Shen hurriedly said after hearing God's voice.
"Oh, tell me about it. Li Dacheng was overjoyed in his heart, this old boy really didn't disappoint him.
"Didn't the man who lied that he had royal blood want people to suspect him? He Shen gritted his teeth and said. Those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me die, this is his motto in officialdom.
When Li Dacheng heard this, his happy expression instantly stiffened on his face. It's called an idea, it's called a fart! It's the same as if I didn't say it, and it smells of fucking coaxing.
"Heshen, I taught you to accumulate virtue and do good, but you want to kill, are you taking the opportunity to provoke?"
"No, no, the villain doesn't dare, the villain thought of the upper, middle and lower three strategies, just now it was just the last policy, and it was only used when it was absolutely necessary. In fact, when the villain thought of it, he also felt that this method was inappropriate, so it was the next policy. He Shen hurriedly argued.
"What about the middle policy?"
"Buying those who doubt him. He Shen said quite proudly, this is another motto in his officialdom, money can make ghosts grind.
"You'd better just say it. Li Dacheng said. A traitor is a traitor, and the ideas he comes up with are so despicable and shameless.
"The best strategy is to make up a story for your identity and remediate every aspect of the story, so that you don't need to worry about it even if someone tracks it down. "Because the previous two strategies were very unsuccessful, this time He Shen said very quietly.
Li Dacheng understood what He Shen meant, a lie usually requires countless lies to cover up, and in the end it becomes a complicated story. He also thought about making up stories, but he didn't know where to start.
Now it's okay, He Shen also thinks of this, if you want to talk about deception and concealment, who can compare to the big traitor He Shen?
"Be more detailed. ”
Li Dacheng wanted to know how He Shen would make up this story.
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