Tian Keer, who became You Lida's assistant, followed You Lida every step of the way, except for not guarding the toilet, he walked her, he sat on her, he looked at his mobile phone, in short, it seemed to monitor the whole process. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"You're so annoying...... You Lida scratched his head and turned to Tian Ke'er and shouted: "Now in the hotel, can you leave me some private space?"

"My assistant's job should be to keep an eye on your diet, daily life and work status. You can't do this!" Tian Ke'er said with his head tilted.

"Why not?" You Lida couldn't figure it out, it was past five o'clock in the afternoon, and this guy had been dangling in his room, and he had to be monitored even by brushing the circle of friends, what the hell was going on.

"The rematch is just a few days away, don't you know how to practice and practice songs? ”

"Please...... I've only finished the race for a few hours, so why don't you let me rest for a while? "You Lida is close to collapse.

"Are you sure you'll make it to the rematch?"

"Yes. ”

"Why do you have it?"

"Strength. ”

Tian Keer sneered, she said: "You have strength, but those selected have strength." If you don't study, you will regress, and if you don't practice, you will fall behind! The male singer Zhang Shi, who is particularly popular now, insists on practicing his voice and fitness every day, you can look at you again...... Tsk tsk. ”

But after listening to Tian Keer's words, he touched his slightly bulging beer belly, thinking that he was also a person with six-pack abs back then, but it had been six in one in the past two years. Tian Keer is right, fitness is what it should be.

At least for the sake of becoming a star for himself, to be a beautiful uncle who looks thin and undressed.

"That'...... Okay, I'm going to the nearest gym, the professional kind, you can book me a season card. You Lida said.

"Jika?" Tian Ke'er looked at You Lida incredulously and said, "I heard you right. Are you too embarrassed to book a season card?"

"I stayed in Shencheng until the end of the game, and it was only a month or two, so I didn't say that the monthly card was already very generous. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll order it for you. ”

After speaking, Tian Keer flipped through her mobile phone and called the gym to book two golden annual cards.

"Okay!"

"How much, I'll give it to you. ”

"No money. ”

"Why ......"

"Who are we, Lohas Media, Shencheng Radio and Television Station are our backers, as long as there is an event to give them a little publicity, they are more valuable than this card, I usually don't hesitate to give it to me." ”

No wonder Tian Keer usually spends his money generously, having money is one thing, and having resources is also another, and engaging in You Lida is like picking more doors.

"Are you hungry?" said Tian Ke'er, holding her tumbling belly.

"Let's go, go get some food. ”

The two went out of the hotel together, Tian Keer took him to a luxurious cafeteria, and rewarded You Lida who passed the competition, what roast suckling pig, tiger crab, grilled eel, sashimi, and the two of them ate nonsense.

"Give. ”

You Lidasse gave Tian Keer a box of Häagen-Dazs, and Tian Keer's eyes lit up.

"Do you know the story of Häagen-Dazs?" Tian Keer said with a sip of the spoon.

"I don't know. ”

Tian Keer snorted and turned on the storytelling mode: "Once upon a time, there was a boy who loved traveling, and he vowed to travel all over Europe. During the trip, he met the girl who fell in love at first sight, the two originally planned to get married, but the girl's family was firmly against the girl marrying this poor boy, the boy decided to go on a rampage in order to be with the girl, when he traveled to Italy, he learned the technique from an ice house, and improved it to make fruit ice, and later he heard from a friend that the girl he loved was infected with lung disease and died, she wanted the boy to live well, she couldn't forget the milk fruit ice he made. Because of this obsession, the boy's fruit ice is getting better and better......"

“…… He is only sold to couples and comes with his own stories. His fruit ice shop became popular like this, and people often lined up for their beloved in the middle of the night, so if you love her, take her to eat Häagen-Dazs! Later, when the boy became an old man, he suddenly received a call from a man who said that the girl was still alive! Finally, the gray-haired two men finally entered the church. This kind of love is really romantic. ”

After saying the last sentence, Tian Keer held Häagen-Dazs in her hand girlishly and looked up at the ceiling at 45 degrees.

"Hiccup—I'm full. You Lida let out a huge hiccup, destroying Tian Ke'er's fantasy.

"Pay attention to your image!" Tian Keer reminded.

"I can't control the heavens and the earth, and I can't control the burps and farts. ”

Tian Ke'er pursed her lips and said, "Did you listen to what I said just now?" ”

"Listened, listened to two sentences. ”

You Lida's words completely dragged Tian Keer back to reality from the story, and she said: "I wouldn't have told you if I had known." ”

"The story you tell is full of loopholes, you might as well go back to Baidu yourself. You Lida wiped his mouth with a tissue and continued: "By the way, I won't go back to Baidu, because I have no interest at all. ”

"Hmph! A man who doesn't understand romance. ”

Romantic: You Lida used to be romantic, he would sing songs to his girlfriend in front of the students and teachers of the whole school, he would use candles to put his heart downstairs for his girlfriend, he would send his girlfriend ninety-nine roses to his work unit, and he would also set off fireworks for his girlfriend by the river at night. But romance is a fart, and it still blows without a trace.

"Shhhhh Tian Keer suddenly covered her stomach, and her expression was tangled.

"What's wrong?" asked You Lida, stretching his neck.

"That. ”

"Which one?"

"Great Auntie. ”

“……”

Although You Lida didn't know what it was like for his aunt to be in pain, looking at Tian Keer's expression, it should really hurt.

"Are you stupid when your aunt comes and eats ice cream? ”

"Hmmm......"

Tian Ke'er snorted, and saw You Lida leave his seat, and after a while, he got a cup of brown sugar water.

"Drink. ”

With a cup of water in her stomach, Tian Ke'er suddenly felt warm and scattered all over her body, the pain was slightly relieved, and she didn't have to speak so hard, she smiled sweetly at You Lida and said, "Thank you." ”

"Let's go?"

Tian Ke'er nodded and stood up, You Lida hugged her, she bent over holding her stomach, and the two left in this posture in the eyes of everyone.

Back at the hotel, Tian Keer fell on the bed, curled up there like a shrimp, You Lida looked at it and was not distressed, he filled a bottle of hot water for Tian Keer to hold her, and then took a cup of hot water, and then said: "If you have something, you call me, I'll go out." ”

"Where are you going......"

"Buy something. ”

"Don't forget to buy me sanitary napkins for the night. After speaking, he squeezed his eyes mischievously.

“……”

It's not easy to be a woman, not only do you have to lose blood every month, but you also have to avoid it, and your disobedient aunt will punish you. You Lida went out and bought painkillers, brown sugar, warm water bags, sanitary napkins for day and night, and a large bag of snacks.

This assistant is good, saying that he is a nanny, but he turns out to be a nanny.

You Lida returned to the hotel, and Tian Keer was still lying there like a Shopee flipping through her mobile phone. He threw a large bag of stuff onto the bed. Tian Keer's eyes lit up immediately when she saw a bag of snacks.

"I didn't expect you to be quite painful. Thank you. Tian Keer got up without raising her eyes, and started with the snack first.

You Lida, who was filling her with a hot water bottle, squinted at her, and it didn't seem to be too painful.