"Wukong" is popular, and the fire is divided quickly!

The Spring Festival Gala waited until the end, and did not wait for Sun Wukong to appear, which has already been complained by many netizens. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Coupled with Xiao Ran's warm-up for four consecutive championships and Coca-Cola's advertisement years ago, Xiao Ran has always been one of the most relevant figures among netizens during this time.

In addition, the song "Wukong" is really good, and many people cry directly when they listen to it.

Gu netizens surveyed, the eldest one is almost eighty this year, and the youngest is impossible to verify, after all, even if a one-month-old child cries while listening to "Wukong", it is definitely not the charm of the song, maybe it's time to change diapers.

Anyway, "Wukong" became popular, and within a few hours, various cover versions were drilled out, and even many stars came out to join in the fun, and even Jay Chou sang a slurred version without any problems.

Olympic star system.

The Olympics are ahead, this is the most important thing, but the big star is also one of Xiao Ran's tasks, which can not only allow Xiao Ran to maintain the attention of netizens, but also enhance his fame and bring more worship value.

In the morning, Xiao Ran was woken up by his father.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw his father holding a guitar and urging him, "Get up, wash up, and play "Wukong" for me!"

Xiao Ran rubbed his eyes and said, "Aren't there resources on the Internet, I'm so sleepy now, let me sleep." ”

"Sleep, you're paralyzed!"

"......" Xiao Ran was speechless: "Dad, who did you learn this from......

Dad said indifferently: "On the Internet, don't you think this sentence is very interesting?"

"Huh...... Hehe, it's good if you're happy. ”

Early in the morning, Xiao Ran didn't sleep well, and was forced by his parents to sing "Wukong" again.

After listening, my mother nodded and said: "Listening to it online is different from listening to it live, no wonder so many people go to the concert when the big star has a concert." ”

Dad also said with satisfaction: "That's right, it's really good to listen to the scene, okay, the song is finished, hurry up and go out to pay New Year's greetings." ”

"Oh. Xiao Ran put down the guitar, changed his clothes and was about to go out.

"Wait a minute, bring your brother with you. ”

Xiao Ran: "......"

……

Xiao Ran took Xiao Di by the hand and began to pay New Year's greetings everywhere.

In fact, in the early years, New Year's greetings began after 12 o'clock in the evening, but with the development of society, this custom has slowly changed in the city, and it has become the beginning of New Year's greetings on the morning of the first day of the new year.

As soon as she went out, Aunt Huang next door also happened to come out of the house.

Xiao Ran greeted with a smile: "Aunt Huang, happy New Year." ”

Xiao Di: "Wangwangwang!"

Aunt Huang nodded with a smile and said, "Happy New Year, Xiao Di, you also have a good New Year." ”

Then he raised his head and said to Xiao Ran: "Xiao Ran, that song was really good last night!"

"You've got it. Xiao Ran scratched his head embarrassedly.

"What's not to praise, that's really good, how about I have the opportunity to sing it to Aunt Huang on the spot." ”

"Okay, no problem. ”

Aunt Huang sighed again and said, "Alas, but the song is good, but the New Year is a little sad." ”

"Hehe, this ......" Xiao Ran didn't know what to say.

Aunt Huang's eyes brightened and said, "Why don't you make a song about Sun Wukong's invincible world?"

"Huh...... Hehe, I tried my best. ”

Aunt Huang's face was full of smiles, and she said, "Okay! ”

Xiao Ran is helpless, this "Wukong" is good, but singing it during the Spring Festival is a bit of a sweep of the atmosphere, Xiao Ran knows a lot of songs from the last world, but he is not a computer, although many songs are some, but all of them are not so much, not to mention singing songs about Sun Wukong's invincibility, which is even less.

Could it be a song "Borrow from the Sky for Another 500 Years"?

After all, Sun Monkey has also been pressed by Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years.

As the saying goes, there is borrowing and repaying, and it is not difficult to borrow again......

……

On the way, a neighbor met Xiao Ran.

"Xiao Ran, happy New Year. ”

"Happy New Year. ”

"Your song "Wukong" is really good, my dad is almost fifty, and he is crying. ”

"I'm so embarrassed for the New Year. ”

……

Along the way, except for New Year's greetings, everyone was praising "Wukong", and also complained that Xiao Ran's New Year was depressed.

Greeting the second uncle's family in his old age, Xiao Ran led Xiao Nana, led Xiao Di, and began to worship one family after another, and there were more and more brothers and sisters of the same clan behind him.

Along the way, he kept chattering, and he didn't leave Wukong, and he said that his eyes were red when he cried.

Greeting his old age, Xiao Ran went home.

When I sang "Wukong" last night, I just thought of my grandfather in my heart, and then I felt that it was a pity that Sun Wukong couldn't go to the Spring Festival Gala in the Year of the Monkey, and it was too boring, so I came up with this.

But now the song is popular, but he is also complained about.

The New Year's Eve does not come with some cheerful songs, but makes people feel down.

To be honest, Xiao Ran didn't expect this consequence.

He was sad, but he hurt others, Xiao Ran regretted it in his heart......

Fart!

How could Xiao Ran regret it!

This product is a purebred slut! From the start of the live broadcast of League of Legends to grab people's heads to the present, when has Xiao Ran been angry!

If you make me feel bad, then I will take revenge!

If I can't retaliate, then I have to drag more people to accompany me!

That's right! That's what Xiao Ran meant when he came up with the song "Wukong"!

In a specific environment, a song that fits the mood can definitely be sung in people's hearts, which is why many old songs were not popular in the past, but suddenly became popular later.

The main reason is the state of mind!

Sun Wukong failed to attend this year's Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Monkey, which is undoubtedly a regret in the hearts of many people.

Make this song out, although there are reasons for being unhappy, but more to gain worship value!

However, Xiao Ran is cheap, but he still has some sense of responsibility......

What a fart!

I was in a bad mood last night, so I made it out and let everyone be sad with him, and now it seems to be working well, so that Xiao Ran's boredom last night was swept away, and his mood was extremely comfortable.

Since Xiao Ran is in a good mood, he has to get something out to celebrate, and by the way, he is gaining a wave of worship values.

Just do what he said, took out his mobile phone, and immediately posted a Weibo.

"What's the use of being born of me?

What is the use of destroying me, not reducing arrogance.

I want this day, and I can't cover my eyes anymore,

If you want this land, you can't bury my heart anymore,

I want all living beings to understand my intentions,

I want all the Buddhas to disappear!"

After posting, Xiao Ran smacked his mouth, and hurriedly missed something, and then without thinking about it, he immediately posted a Weibo.

"If I become a demon, the Buddha will not be able to do anything, and if I become a Buddha, there will be no demons in the world!"