Chapter 011: The World's Thinnest Happiness 0.01
"Let me see, is it serious?"
Yang Shilei leaned down and reached out to touch, but the space in the back of the taxi was too narrow, he bent over, and his face was attached to Chen Mubai's thigh, although the soft touch was very comfortable, and the smell of fragrant fragrance was also very good, but this appearance was really indecent, and it was completely inconsistent with his temperament as a decent high school student, so he could only give up stupidly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Forget it, let's see it after you get off, you can bear with it. By the way, is this your bag?
There was a chaotic battle in the alley just now, Yang Shilei didn't know what to catch in a panic, a black tasseled lady's bag, and a khaki canvas crossbody bag, Chen Mubai opened his lady's bag, his wallet and mobile phone were there, and he didn't lose any of them, so he was finally relieved.
She pointed to the canvas bag and shook her head: "It's not mine." ”
Yang Shilei guessed that it was probably the guy at the door.
"Don't shout on the horse, three battles and hunting, open!"
Yang Shilei opened it and muttered, "Why is this bag so familiar......?" It's a blast!"
The first thing that catches my eye is a bundle of money, which should have just been taken out of the bank, 10,000 yuan tied with rubber bands, and a white paper seal.
Yang Shilei pulled it aside, and pulled out a bottle of pure water and a wallet.
He took out his wallet and opened it, and in addition to hundreds of change notes of different denominations, there were various bank cards and an ID card.
In addition, there is a photo of Yang Shilei!
"Zhang Sheng's ID card?"
"My photo?"
The two were stunned!
No wonder it's familiar, this is Zhang Sheng's bag?
Could it be that the two of them also beat Zhang Sheng?
Chen Mubai became worried, ruffled his hair, whispered in a low voice, and took the initiative to turn himself in: "Well, I also deliberately stepped on him with high heels......"
Yang Shilei also hesitated, touched his nose, and looked embarrassed: "Uh, I also slapped him and kicked him in the face......"
The two of them looked at each other as if they had a heart, and then silently shut up, not mentioning this little thing, it was really a small matter, just let it go with the wind!
It's just that a cloud of suspicion rose in the hearts of the two of them, no, how could Zhang Sheng appear there? How could there be a photo of Yang Shilei in the bag? It can't be that Zhang Sheng has a crush on Yang Shilei, and then follows him, plotting against him, right?
Puzzled, the two continued to look through and inspect the canvas bag, maybe they could find any clues.
"What is this?"
Chen Mubai held a rectangular box in his hand, with the words "happiness 0.01" written on it, and raised it and looked at it curiously: "0.01 happiness, is it called this chewing gum?
"Sagami Sagami, which claims to be the world's thinnest evasion sleeve, is 0.01 mm of happiness. ”
Yang Shilei didn't raise his head, and while rummaging through the bag, he explained casually, which directly made Chen Mubai blush, threw the box into his arms, and spit: "Phew, why do you even know this?"
"What's wrong with a man being erudite?"
Yang Shilei responded with a smile, and the little red hand continued to rummage through the bag, happily groping for the loot, and exploded, money, equipment, weapons, consumables, a lot of them were purple.
"Erudite, you dead head~~~"
Chen Mubai was so ashamed that he raised his hand to cover half of his face, looked sideways at the window, his silver teeth were biting, his chest was undulating, he only felt angry and funny, and kept sorting out his forehead hair.
After a long time, she secretly glanced around again, Yang Shilei was still happily rummaging through her bag, her attitude was so serious, she could only hold back her smile, she was really convinced, this guy is not a good thing, really sullen!
Ahem!
The driver was almost turned over by the little girl's shy posture, broken, and the other nostril was bleeding again, this rearview mirror is poisonous, I can't see it, hurry up and tear another piece of toilet paper, block it, and exhale with my mouth!
Seeing the driver's strange expression and movements, Yang Shilei stopped his movements, lowered his head, and whispered close to Chen Mubai's ear: "Forget it, check carefully after getting out of the car, don't let the driver see what's coming......"
The hot breath coming out of his mouth made Chen Mubai feel particularly itchy, and his body also exuded a good-smelling male smell, which was an experience she had never experienced.
Her whole body instantly stiffened, trembling nervously, and the tingling sensation from her ears and neck made her almost unable to hold back her screams, and the nervous stimulation filled her brain, so she instinctively shrunk her neck and dodged.
"This Zhang Sheng, I put a photo of me in my bag, and I also carried a box of sleeves with me,, it turns out that he is this kind of person? Good boy, three years of high school have been hidden deep enough! I have been a classmate with this kind ......of person for three years?
Yang Shilei whispered, and finally shivered, with a layer of goosebumps all over his body, Chen Mubai was stunned at first, and immediately covered his mouth, laughing so much that he couldn't even speak, and slapped his shoulder heavily in protest.
"What are you laughing at? I'm seriously analyzing. ”
Yang Shilei recalled seriously: "You also heard it at lunchtime, no wonder this kid said those words, saying that if the unspoken rules fall on my head, I won't suffer." Damn, it turns out that this kid wants to subtly rule me, you see, he also has a crime tool with him, he must be trying to stop me, and then knock me out with a strong ......"
"Ouch~~~ Don't tease me, you really have a problem with your thoughts......" Chen Mubai couldn't stand this kind of serious nonsense the most, and laughed so much that he fell on his shoulder, ouching, the atmosphere in the back row became more joyful, and the tension and fear of the big battle just now were swept away.
The Chuncheng road arrived soon, the fare was 24 yuan and 5 cents, Yang Shilei gave the other party 25 yuan, thanked the master, got out of the car first, and then reached out to help Chen Mubai, who was on his feet.
Where has the little girl ever had such intimate contact with a man? Being hugged by Yang Shilei's big hand, her whole body was weak, coupled with the pain in her feet, she couldn't stand steadily, her body was crooked, and she collapsed directly in his arms.
Yang Shilei was quick and held her waist, but accidentally lifted the hem of the black vest in half, revealing a large area of snow-white skin, which was just seen by the driver.
Burst......
The driver's master flew out of two pieces of toilet paper, nosebleeds gushed non-stop, trembling and towering, and if he didn't drive away, he would definitely die of excessive blood loss today!
In fact, Yang Shilei was sitting in the car just now, and he had already gone through all the things that happened today.
In today's scuffle, no one in the black light saw who it was, and the bicycle he landed on the scene did not have any identification mark, although the gangsters were beaten, they would definitely not call the police.
Moreover, this matter has nothing to do with Zhang Sheng, he dares to twist his head off and kick it as a ball, what is there to rob a poor student? The other party is obviously seeking revenge, who does he have a grudge against? Zhang Sheng is the only guy who has a bit of a verbal fight at noon, and he is going to beat someone? Too careful!
In the car just now, Yang Shilei deliberately said that Zhang Sheng wanted to subtly rule him, it was all a joke to make Chen Mubai happy, he was very sure that Zhang Sheng's real purpose must be to beat him, and then heroically save the United States, this box of "Happiness 0.01" should be intended to be used on Chen Mubai!
[It's really shameless, you have to call someone to help if you have a big fart, it's a man, there's a kind of heads-up!
Such an opponent, Yang Shilei is completely disdainful!
It was half past nine in the evening, and it wasn't early, and there weren't too many pedestrians on the streets.
Yang Shilei turned his back and squatted down and said, "Come up, I'll carry you, and I'll send you home first." ”
"Huh, you're carrying me?"
Under the dim street lamp, the little girl's cheeks were blushing, fortunately she couldn't see a passerby for a long time, and she couldn't see the neighbors who lived nearby, Chen Mubai twisted for a while, or slowly lay on Yang Shilei's back, her feet were really painful, and she couldn't walk.
"Hiss......"
Yang Shilei gasped!
Chen Mubai was lying on his back, and the moment he bent over, the small bag slipped off her shoulder, just pressing on the injured place in his back, Yang Shilei grinned in pain, and almost couldn't help but scream.
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