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"Haha, why is Xiao Ran's mouth so damaged, a few words will give Huang Hua a loss of nothing!"

"I'm laughing to death! At least your judgment is still right, can you still be good friends! ”

"Gu Wen didn't wait, he actually waited for such a paragraph, but I wasn't disappointed at all, I laughed to death!"

"Huang Huazhong originally wanted to tell everyone how hard he worked, but you completely denied people with a few words, and your mouth was damaged like you, I really haven't seen it."

"No, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"It seems that people's abilities are directly proportional to their poisonous tongues!"

"That's right, I don't believe you look at Xiao Ran."

The online comments were lively, and Zhang Yu also called.

picked it up, Zhang Yu immediately said, "Brother Ran! You're so handsome! I read your Weibo, how did you come up with such a thing! Teach me quickly! ”

"Haha, want to learn?" Xiao Ran laughed evilly.

Zhang Yulian said: "Yes! Brother Ran, hurry up and teach me! ”

Xiao Ran said: "You must know that you are standing on the edge of the cliff now, you have to abandon the traditional confinement, and if you don't jump off the cliff bravely, how do you know that you are not an eagle!" So, let go and scold! Sooner or later, you will make it! ”

Zhang Yu was silent for a while, and then said, "Brother Ran! You make so much sense! One sentence gave me great courage! I won't tell you! I've got to try! ”

Listening to the blind sound of the phone, Xiao Ran also put down the phone.

But when he raised his head, he saw the strange eyes of Mo Yuning and Feng Ping.

"Xiao Ran, when will you say such inspiring words." Feng Ping looked at Xiao Ran, as if she had reacquainted with him.

Mo Yuning rarely agreed with Feng Ping, nodded and said, "Yes, you are usually so bad, why do you encourage Zhang Yu today." ”

"Hey, what do you mean, when have I ever been damaged, I've always been upright, okay!" Xiao Ran was not happy.

Mo Yuning: "Hehe. ”

Fengping: "Hehe. ”

"Well, actually, this is what a weasel said to a chicken." Xiao Ran shrugged.

"Poof......

Mo Yuning and Feng Ping almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood.

This is what a weasel said to a chicken?

Isn't this a word of encouragement!

Standing on the edge of a cliff and bravely jumping out?

How do you know you're not an eagle without jumping out?

Oh yes! That's a chicken!

You can't fall to your death if you jump!

Next, the weasel eats the chicken that fell down at the bottom of the cliff every day!

together for a long time, you are a pit man!

On the Internet, a troll suddenly appeared under some Weibo!

A certified dog group has just posted a Weibo post.

"I'm tired today, the dogs are too energetic!"

Then, the Weibo account with the online name "Brother Ran, my idol" replied in a low voice: "Are you beeping a dog?" ”

A man in a long-distance relationship just posted a Weibo that cares about the girl he has a crush: "It's raining in the city you live in, and I want to ask if you have an umbrella with you." ”

Brother Ran, my idol: "If not, what you hope for is a knife!" ”

A student posted a Weibo: "People who are better than you are still working hard, why don't you work hard!" ”

Brother Ran, my idol: "People who are better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts!" ”

A boy who showed affection: "If I could, I would like to go back to ancient times with you, that is, the carriage and horse are very slow, the letters are far away, and there is only enough love for one person in a lifetime." ”

Brother Ran, my idol: "But I can accept a lot of concubines!" ”

“……”

That's right! This "Brother Ran, my idol" is Zhang Yu, and for a while, there were many more people under Zhang Yu's Weibo, and these people were all scolding Zhang Yu angrily.

From the eighteenth generation of ancestors to the grandsons who have not yet been shadowed, they have been scolded all over again.

Of course, it doesn't matter what Xiao Ran does.

Anyway, it's not him who scolds!

Sometimes, it's quite fun to pit your own people!

When they came to the hospital, Mo Yuning and Feng Ping got out of the car from both sides of the back door of the car, and then stretched out their hands, ready to pull Xiao Ran.

But Xiao Ran is stupid, whose hand should this Nima pull!

Pull Mo Yuning, Feng Ping's little temper is not allowed to pout with himself for ten days and half a month, if he pulls Feng Ping's hand, but now his real girlfriend is Mo Yuning, it doesn't make sense.

Looking at the smiling faces of the two women, and the eyes shining with strange brilliance, Xiao Ran was silent for a while, and then slammed the two doors shut, and shouted to the driver: "Master! Go to another hospital! ”

Don't run at this time! When!

Mo Yuning slapped the window and shouted, "Xiao Ran! You bastard! ”

"Xiao Ran! You've gone too far! Feng Ping stomped her feet angrily.

……

Xiao Ran's injury is not a big deal, but he must recuperate for a while.

Fortunately, Xiao Ran has successfully completed the previous task, and Xiao Ran will definitely be able to participate in this Winter Olympics!

And Xiao Ran doesn't have such an urgent need for worship values.

For such a long time, Xiao Ran has been busy, either going to participate in triathlons or marathons, releasing new songs, and participating in short track speed skating.

In short, in the past three months, Xiao Ran really has no time to stop.

People are not machines, there will always be times when they are tired, Xiao Ran now wants to sleep until he wakes up naturally every day!

In fact, Xiao Ran did the same, lying on the bed during the day playing with his mobile phone and scrolling through Weibo, although he has not yet reached the point where he has reached the point of reaching out for food to open his mouth, but he is also lazy to a certain level.

The news about Xiao Ran has completely exploded on the Internet, and Xiao Ran's parents don't know where they got the news, so they called Xiao Ran the day after Xiao Ran went home.

Xiao Ran immediately picked it up and said, "Dad, why did you call me." ”

Xiao Ran's father said: "Xiao Ran, listen to your Aunt Huang, you are about to participate in the Winter Olympics now?" ”

"Well, there's such a thing." Xiao Ran scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

On the other side of the phone, Xiao Ran's father's voice suddenly disappeared, and only a sound of flipping books was heard, and after a while, Xiao Ran's father spoke: "Xiao Ran, let's know the rules of the Xiao family." ”

"House rules? What is that? Xiao Ran was stunned.

"Ahem!" Xiao Ran's father coughed twice and said: "Article 34 of the Xiao family's family rules, all children of the Xiao family must find a girlfriend when they have a successful career!" ”

Xiao Ran: "......"

"Dad, don't make trouble!"

"Who's messing with you! I'm telling you! Even your younger brother Xiao Di has a child! You're not in a hurry? ”

Xiao Ran was dumbfounded: "When did I have a younger brother?" Could it be that the brother who was separated many years ago has been found? ”

"It's not." Xiao Ran's father said.

Well?

No?

Could it be Dad's illegitimate child?

Xiao Ran sighed and said, "Dad, then don't blame me, I have to tell my mother about this!" ”

"What's the use of telling your mom? Come, let your brother have a few words with you. Xiao Ran's father was puzzled.

Xiao Ran completely wondered, could it be that although his parents have not changed in this world, he has an extra brother?