Chapter 38: Xu Yiwan (3)
Chapter 38: Xu Yiwan (3)
Xu Hong listened to the thin man's words, he still said politely: "When a bad person is a bad person, he will not say that he is a bad person, you two, I don't look like a good person, don't say anything, if you want to buy my painting, give money immediately, just 10,000, not a penny." ”
Xu Hong looked unrelenting, making the thin man and the fat man really helpless.
"Zhang Ze, what can I do! The master wants 10,000, and he doesn't want to go to "New Star Art Garden" with us! ”
The fat man looked at the thin man helplessly, wanting him to pay attention!
"Fatty, I think forget it, since you don't have so much money, don't you want this painting, don't you just like Wen Sisi! Go back, I'll just paint you a picture, am I also a painter! ”
Zhang Ze saw that Xu Hong neither lowered the price, nor was he willing to go to "New Star Art Garden" with them, so he had no choice but to let the fat man give up this painting.
At the same time, he joked with the fat man that he wanted to draw a picture of the fat man himself!
When the fat man heard the thin man's words, he said a little unhappily: "Thin monkey, I don't know the painting skill yet, if you let you paint, it's better for me to paint it myself!" Your oil paintings are all oil, and you can't see them! ”
"Damn! Fatty, if that's the case, then you can just draw one yourself, Wen Sisi's portrait is also in some magazines! You just paint the cat and the tiger, don't you just paint her, isn't your oil painting better than mine! On it, there are only paintings, but no oil! Zhang Ze and the fat man began to argue in front of Xu Hong again.
"Hey, I said you two buy it or not! If you buy it, pay for it quickly, and if you don't buy it, get out of here, don't talk about it here. ”
Xu Hong is a quick temper, when he sees these two boys, they are just talking about it here, they just don't pay for it, and they are not willing to leave, so they feel a little angry in their hearts.
"Hey! Big brother, in this way, if you don't want to go to the unit with us, it's okay, in this way, don't sell the painting to others, I'll go and get the money immediately, and when I get the money back, you can sell the painting to me again! ”
The fat man saw that Xu Hong was unwilling to go to the unit with them, so he had to tell Xu Hong not to sell the painting to others.
"Fatty, do you need to give him a rambling! He wants to buy this painting for 10,000 yuan! No one buys it except you stupid hat. Zhang Ze didn't want the fat man to buy this painting, so he was naturally not polite to Xu Hong.
"Skinny monkey, what are you talking about! You mean to say that my idol Wen Sisi is a stupid hat, she has already bought a painting of Xu Hong before! ”
The fat man really cares about Wen Sisi, and even Zhang Ze says these unintentional words, he has to oppose it!
"Damn, fatty, what's wrong with Wen Sisi, she's also a stupid hat, otherwise, she wouldn't have spent 10,000 yuan to buy a stall painter's work! 10,000 yuan, you can buy 100 paintings from other stall painters! ”
Zhang Ze was not afraid of fat people, so the two began to quarrel again.
These two are like that, one loves to talk more than the other. As long as the two of them are together, there is no time not to quarrel.
"Damn! Boy, you are not allowed to insult my idol, if you hear it, or I will beat you. The fat man was really angry, and he raised his hand and pushed the thin monkey.
"Haha, just you, fat pig, still want to be like a fairy! People are disgusted when they see you! Zhang Ze was not angry, he ran away with a smile.
"Bastard, if you dare to insult me Uncle Gu, I will beat you up." The fat man is scolding, and he is going to chase the thin man!
But as soon as he ran a few steps, he stopped again, then turned around and ran in front of Xu Hong again: "Dude, please, don't sell the painting to others, I'll go to the unit to get money immediately, you must wait for me here, I'll come when I go." ”
"Haha, don't worry! There are only two stupid hats in the world, one is called Sisi, and the other is called Fatty, I just want to sell the painting to others, and others don't want it! Hurry up and get the money! I'm waiting for you here. ”
Xu Hong saw that the fat man's attitude was also very sincere, and he didn't want to tease him anymore, so he seriously promised him that he would not sell the painting to others again, and would definitely sell it to him.
"Okay, thank you! Sisi and I are both stupid hats, huh! Yes, it seems that we are family! The fat man listened to Xu Hong's words, not only did he not blame Xu Hong for scolding Wen Sisi for being a stupid hat, but he also happily put himself and Wen Sisi in the same family!
"Huh! Zhu Bajie has always liked Chang'e! Xu Hong looked at the fat man, and put himself and Wen Sisi together at every turn, so he couldn't help but laugh at him in a whisper.
It's just that the fat man has already turned around and ran in the direction where the thin monkey ran.
"Haha,, I'm going to get rich again today! Another silly hat that fascinates my paintings! 10,000 yuan, and I'm going to get it again. ”
Xu Hong looked at the fat man's back, and his heart blossomed.
Besides, the fat man ran a few hundred meters and finally caught up with the thin man.
"Damn! Skinny monkey, the point of **, is not as good as me in ---, but he runs faster than me --- runs! The fat man gasped as he looked at the thin man and said.
"Grass! Fatty, am I not more handsome than you! Zhang Ze listened to the fat man's words, and deliberately shook a few strands of long hair dyed red on his forehead and smiled.
"**, I don't blush when I speak! What are you so handsome, as thin as a dog, even if you push a woman down, you may not be able to hold it down! The fat man looked at the thin man's smug face, and began to fight back again.
"Fuck, I can't suppress a woman, ** can crush a woman to death! It seems that I'm still more complete! That woman dares to marry you! In my opinion, the women's weightlifting champion at the Olympics is the best for you. ”
The thin man continued to laugh at the fat man. While the two were waiting for the bus, they began to fight again.
The fat man listened to the thin man's words and wanted to fight back! At this time, the bus came, and the two of them got on the bus together.
When he arrived at the car, the thin man quickly grabbed a seat due to his sharp movements, while the fat man naturally did not grab a seat due to his slow movements.
"Haha, fatty, isn't it time to lose weight! Just like you, you can't even grab a seat, how can you catch up with a woman! ”
The thin man likes to make fun of the fat man, and he sits on his seat with Erlang's legs crossed, looking triumphant.
"Yes! Whoever said I couldn't grab a seat, I'll grab another one for you to see. The fat man looked at the thin man unconvinced.
"What do you say, you grab another one and show me, how can you rob it! Now they're all full! "The thin man didn't understand what the fat man meant.
"Then do you dare to bet with me!" The fat man looked at the thin man with a strange gaze.