393.Chapter 393 This posture seems to be called Guanyin sitting on the lotus
"Oops, I'm going to die." Lynch scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and waved his big hand: "I'll go ahead and explore the way!" ”
After speaking, a fish-through posture got in, and he went in, but he didn't expect that the entrance to this hole was bottomless.
Now he was completely in darkness, and the rock walls under his body and on both sides were covered with something as wet and slippery as moss.
What's worse is that the passage at the entrance of this hole is not a straight line, but a curve, just like a rotating slide for children to play.
Mom, where are you going to send your buddy......
Could it be that you have encountered the legendary time machine? I'm traveling through a time tunnel right now?
Nima, I don't want to go back in time, it's not a human life!
Just as Lynch was thinking, he finally saw a ray of light in front of him, and then the next moment, he heard a muffled bang......
The scene freezes on someone in one of the most standard dog eating movements in history, and the wolf falls to the ground, with his palms on either side of his cheeks, shaking as if he is having a convulsion.
"Damn, I fell to death your grandfather." Lynch, who ate a mouthful of ash, spat out a dirty word from between his teeth.
His eyes subconsciously looked ahead, and he found that the place he had fallen into turned out to be a naturally formed karst cave.
The size of its space and the beauty of its landscape make Rao Lynch, who has traveled through most of the world, and can't help but secretly smack his tongue for this.
Lynch, whose eyeballs were shocked, immediately rolled over, and a carp jumped up from the ground, staring up at the dense stone thorns and stalagmites hanging upside down on the roof of the cave.
Let's ...... A cold drop of water fell freely from a high place and smashed on his forehead, startling him to quickly return to his original figure.
"Big ...... Uncle ......" A vague echo came from the entrance of the cave, and the sound was filtered through the curve and became an urn, and it was no longer possible to hear that it was Tan Xiaoxian calling him.
"Ah, Xiaoxian, don't come down yet!" Lynch subconsciously walked to the entrance of the cave and yelled at it.
But as soon as he finished speaking, he heard the screams of girls from far and near from the dark chute.
Lynch just wanted to take a little measure, but Tan Xiaoxian had already rushed out, just like a human cannonball, directly into his arms.
The latter staggered, did not resist the inertia, fell to the ground on his back, and the girl pressed against him logically.
The next moment, Lynch only felt a chill on his lips, as if they were pressed tightly against two petals as delicate as jade.
And his palm couldn't help but touch the girl's little fragrant buttocks, and it was a wet little nene!
At this moment, I saw that Tan Xiaoxian was sticking to him like an octopus, and the skirt of the lower body of the dress was completely lifted because of the slide.
Between the pink little Nene and the light white knee-high socks, there are two extremely white girl's thighs, which look extremely tempting and sinful.
Hmm, something.
Looking at Lynch's familiar Danfeng eyes, Tan Xiaoxian, who was in a daze, actually stretched out his clove tongue and licked Lynch's lips a few times like eating chocolate cake......
Nima !!
Rao is Lynch has not been a virgin for a long time, but being teased like this, his body is still as stimulating as if he has been electrified.
He could smell a smell of girlish hormones, and this smell came to his face, causing his lips to reflexively suck Tan Xiaoxian's little flower lips.
"Woo woo......" Tan Xiaoxian only reacted at this time, it turned out that what was pressed under him was not something else, but a big living person!
No, it should be a strange uncle who snatched my precious first kiss!
Tan Xiaoxian never imagined that the first kiss he had cherished for more than ten years would be dedicated to Lynch in such a coincidental way.
She wanted to get up from Lynch, but the lip flap that was kissed was obviously spreading wantonly, directly making her whole body extremely spasmodic.
That's what kissing feels like, huh? It seems to be very comfortable...... No wonder the uncles and aunts on the TV like to kiss so much......
"Fairy, get up." Lynch's face was full of black lines, and he reached out to remove Tan Xiaoxian's head from his face.
Although he loves beautiful women! But that doesn't mean he also has thoughts about young girls!
"Uncle, I can't move, I feel like my body is being softened." Tan Xiaoxian didn't tell a lie, for her first time kissing, this kind of stimulation was really too strict. Before this, she hadn't even pulled the boy's hand, and she directly crossed over to the kissing procedure, which was really unacceptable for a while.
"You try, we can't keep this posture all the time, can we?" Although Lynch feels that being pressed under a beautiful girl is indeed a very sexual blessing.
But if sexual happiness only stays in the ambiguous stage, then it can't be called sexual happiness, it can only be called suffering......
Yes, Lynch is in this torment right now, and little by little the walls of his reason are crumbling and replaced by certain ideas that are not suitable for children.
and the dragon spear under the crotch that slowly rises.
Looking at Lynch's painful expression, Tan Xiaoxian thought that he was crushing him, so he tried his best to stand up.
But she had just struggled to stand halfway through, when suddenly the soles of her feet went limp, and her center of gravity quickly deviated, and she smashed her ass on the lower half of his body.
The rising dragon lance, how could it withstand such a ** blow, if Lynch was not a martial arts practitioner, it was estimated that it could be smashed on the spot.
Even so, Lynch let out a scream that was almost mournful.
"Wow, wow, wow!" At the same time, from the dark chute, there was another shouting and screaming person, who was in a slightly better landing position than Lynch, and landed on the ground first.
This person is none other than Xue Huairen, the gold medal spokesperson of the super follower.
At the same time as he landed, he happened to see the embarrassing scene in front of him, and also heard Lynch's scream full of sorrow.
Wow! The little junior sister actually rode on the body surnamed Lin and posed in this god-level posture of Guanyin sitting on the lotus!
His face immediately turned red, and he forcibly held back the pain in his buttocks, and yelled: "Little junior sister, do you still know a little bit of women's ways!" ”
Tan Xiaoxian, who was sitting on Lynch, was obviously startled, and she only felt a foreign object between her legs, pushing into the gap between her underwear.
As for what it is, Tan Xiaoxian doesn't know, but it must have grown from an uncle, there is no doubt about it!
This Dongdong feels so hard, is it a big killer hidden by the uncle?
On weekdays, it is hidden deeply, and only when it is under siege will this big killing weapon be sacrificed and give the enemy a fatal blow?
Or it's some kind of high-tech product, I heard my father say that the uncle is an agent, and those agents with special skills are usually equipped with a few secret weapons, right?
This thing is so hard, if you take it out and knock someone else's head, it must be very good!
But what does this have to do with women's ways? This heel worm is really, why is it a bit of a ghostly feeling.
Thinking of this, Tan Xiaoxian's hands and feet also returned to a normal state, she quickly got up from Lynch and tidied up the slightly messy skirt.
"Little junior sister, you are too much! I actually concealed such a reluctance from the master and the surnamed Lin, and when I return to Fuhu Mountain, I must sue the master! Xue Huairen shouted angrily at Tan Xiaoxian, he grew so big, and when he was very young, he held hands with Tan Xiaoxian a few times, and since the little junior sister became a slim girl, he never had that kind of opportunity again.
Not to mention what Guanyin sits on the lotus, it can only be a beautiful dream.
"What did I do, what you said was so ugly, if you are willing to make a small report, you will go and fight, anyway, you have been expelled from the division by me, even if you go to your father to falsely accuse me, your father will not believe your nonsense." Tan Xiaoxian said in her heart that there was nothing to do, didn't I just kiss my uncle? It's not what I want to kiss, it's just a coincidence......
And my uncle helped my family regain its glory, and he was also my savior, even if I gave him my first kiss, it was not a big deal.
"I ...... Am I like the kind of person who makes small reports? Xue Huairen pointed to his nose and asked rhetorically.
"You just said you were going to sue me, but now you don't admit it, don't you think you're tired of living?" Tan Xiaoxian looked at him with disdain and continued: "Didn't I tell you, told you not to follow me and uncle, are you addicted to being a fart?" ”
"I ...... I saw you go into the hole with him, so I didn't feel comfortable coming and seeing. ”
"Hmph, I'm not worried when you come in." Tan Xiaoxian hugged her chest with both hands, looking very disgusted.
"Don't quarrel with you two, come in, what's the use of arguing." Lynch interrupted their argument and looked painedly at the bare landscape around them.
A very cruel question was placed in front of them, where is the exit of this isolated cave?
It's impossible to climb out of the chute you come into, unless he has Spider-Man's abilities.
If it's a straight course, you can try it with a life-saving meter, but if it's all curves, the life-saving meter doesn't make much sense.
"Uncle, where is this?" Tan Xiaoxian looked at it for a long time and asked an idiot question.
"I don't know." Lynch shook his head and visually examined the distance with his naked eye, and found that there was no end in sight.
Beneath their feet was a winding stone road full of irregular stone pillars and colorful faults caused by the movement of the earth's crust.
On both sides of the stone road, the ground is a slightly lower pool, and the water droplets slowly drip down from the stalactites on the top of the cave.
"This cave is estimated to be tens of thousands of years old." Lynch let out a sigh of emotion.
"Tens of thousands of years? So powerful? Tan Xiaoxian was surprised.
"Hmm." Lynch nodded and pointed to the pond: "You look at the position of its edge, it is not like other rock faces with faults, but natural smooth terrain, indicating that the depressions on both sides are not caused by accidental crustal movements, but are forced into such a state by the droplets dripping from the heights. ”
"Well, I see." Tan Xiaoxian replied as if he didn't understand, and asked, "Uncle, in this cave that has been stored for tens of thousands of years, there shouldn't be monsters, right?" ”
"It's hard to say." Lynch pursed his lips and made a helpless expression.
"Ah......" Tan Xiaoxian's face turned pale with fright, although when she was on Fuhu Mountain, she almost bullied the birds and beasts in the mountains and forests, but those were all beasts, and they were completely different from monsters.
"Haha, lied to you." Lynch faced her cute appearance and raised the corners of his mouth proudly: "This cave is dark and damp, with a lighting rate of less than one percent, and is only suitable for growing fungi and some unpopular plants that do not need photosynthesis, so it cannot form an effective and complete food chain, even if there are living creatures, it will only be some herbivorous insects." ”
"Uncle is necrotic! will make people happy! Tan Xiaoxian, who knew that he had been fooled, raised his little pink fist and slapped Lynch twice in dissatisfaction as a punishment.
But in Xue Huairen's view, such a picture is completely flirting between lovers.
As the saying goes, beating is kissing, scolding is love. How close the little junior sister is to this surnamed Lin can be seen from her words and deeds.
"Ahem, let's go out quickly, it's cold and damp to stay in this kind of place, it's easy to catch a cold." Xue Huairen subconsciously hugged his shoulders, because it was indeed a little cold here.
"Hmph, I'm not afraid of the cold as a girl, you're such a delicate man?" Tan Xiaoxian glanced at him angrily and said.
"I ...... I'm afraid of you catching a cold, I'm not afraid of the cold at all! I still feel a little hot! Xue Huairen hurriedly saw the wind and steered, saying that he couldn't lose face in front of the little junior sister.
"Heh, if it's too hot, you can take off your shirt and let me enjoy your chicken." Tan Xiaoxian saw that he looked like he was coaxing, and he went with it.
"Ah, this ......"
"Don't dare? Don't dare to forget it, when I didn't say. After Tan Xiaoxian finished speaking, he grabbed Lynch's big hand and prepared to head into the depths of the cave.
"Who...... Who said I wouldn't dare! Isn't it just bare-chested, for a pure man like me who is not afraid of the cold, it's a piece of cake! Xue Huairen saw that the little junior sister was so contemptuous of him, and his face immediately couldn't hang up, he took off his short sleeves three times and divided five by two, and fell to the ground domineeringly, and at the same time put out a bodybuilding poss.
"Cut, stinking and showing." Glancing at his full body of chicken, Tan Xiaoxian muttered, "A white chopping chicken, what is there to show off." ”
Xue Huairen's figure can't be said to be good, it can only be regarded as very standard, after all, although his cultivation is shallow, at least he can be regarded as a person who practices martial arts. If even the figure is out of shape, there is still a hairy difference between it and ordinary people.
However, this kind of figure can only deceive the medium-looking female silk, the real goddess, will not have any thoughts about this figure.
What's more, it was a small sect master like Tan Xiaoxian, who was born in an ancient martial arts family with a prominent status, so he naturally had little interest in him.