You Lida had just taken two breaths when he heard a rustling sound in the fish tank. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He lay on his stomach on the fish tank and watched the seeds germinate, take root, and grow, and his eyes followed the stems and leaves all the way up, rushing out of the water, as tall as him, and finally, a sunflower-like flower bloomed, and just like that, a mature plant grew in thirty seconds!

"Oh my God......"

Looking at the plants in front of him, You Lida was shocked and frightened, everything that happened today was completely beyond his imagination, and whether it would be a blessing or a curse in the next second was another matter.

You Lida slowly retreated, avoiding the front of the plant, if there was a hidden weapon or something, it was easy to escape.

At this moment, a blue light shot out from the center of the plant's flower, and then a light curtain unfolded in the air, which was full of complex characters, that is, alien characters.

Well, you can understand it.

You Lida's eyes widened and stared at the light curtain, slowly approaching. He scratched his head and smiled, "Interesting." ”

The light curtain shows that the planet OS-386 greets you, that your identity has been verified, and that you have the ability to speak an interstellar language. Please read the instructions for use of universal seeds carefully and apply them properly. The universal seed is an interstellar secret activity, and the universal plant will be self-destructive unless there is a special circumstance.

"Universal Seed?Interstellar Language?Special Case?Mmmmmm. You Lida tried to point to the "main page" in the lower right corner.

The main page is displayed, and presented in front of you are the functions of various options, including skill fruits, copying, and crafting. Underneath each of these items are several options, covering almost everything imaginable.

You Lida clicked on the "fruit of skills", scientific and technological skills, sports skills, cooking skills, and alcohol skills、...... And vocal skills!

"Is this okay?"

For You Lida, this universal seed simply opened another door to his cognition. Learn the ability to achieve it through the universal seed?

He was skeptical, but his fingers couldn't wait to click on the "vocal skills". The operation instructions are as follows: this option consumes 1000 cubic meters of solar energy and 1000 kilowatt-hours of electricity. Press "Yes" to confirm the execution, and "Return" to cancel the execution.

Yes, you have to try anything!

Understanding the interstellar language, You Lida was a little less scared in his heart, he pressed "yes", and saw that one of the branches of the plant began to slowly extend as he commanded, and the front section turned into two forks and plugged into the nearest socket.

"Oh, awesome!" You Li Damu looked at it blankly and couldn't help but sigh.

At the moment when the plant plug was plugged into the socket, the image of the laptop flashed and jumped, You Lida quickly unplugged the computer, and then ran to look at the electricity meter in the house, which was faster than the gas counter!

It didn't take a minute for everything to be back to normal.

You Lida approached the plant, and two leaves stretched out in front of Youlida, wrapped in a fruit that looked like a peanut kernel in the middle.

"Could it be that this is the fruit of vocal skills, and if you eat it, your vocal skills will soar?" You Lida gently picked up the fruit, looked at it with interest, and then brought it to his mouth.

Wrong!

It can't be a conspiracy!

Will you become an alien if you eat it!

But I'm really curious about what will happen if I eat it!

As soon as You Lida's eyes were closed and his feet were stamped, the fruit flowed into his stomach.

"It's tasteless...... "You Lida chirped, and I didn't feel anything abnormal for the time being.

Since it is the fruit of vocal skills, it must have an effect, right? You Lida cleared his throat, and then came an Italian version of "My Sun".

As soon as the voice came out, You Lida was first shocked, and then he was intoxicated by himself. Rich, atmospheric, gorgeous, gorgeous, penetrating, shocking, these words together are not enough to describe the wonderful sound of this sound, the most important thing is that the lyrics do not need to go through the brain at all, directly flow out word for word.

"This is soaring, it's just against the sky!" You Lida stroked his throat, he had never felt so expensive.

It seems that this universal plant is not fake, that is to say, other functions can definitely be realized! You Lida then clicked on other options, and the operation instructions all require various energy or physical references.

For example, under the "Manufacturing" option, "Mobile Phones" requires three old mobile phones and 2,000 kWh of electricity as raw materials to make a plant-based mobile phone. Not to mention the "copy" option, in addition to the physical object that needs to be reproduced, the size of the object and the complexity of the structure are all conditions for the amount of energy required.

You Lida patted his head and said happily: "I'm really a genius, fortunately, I pay the electricity bill, or I will have to touch the dark tonight!"

If you want to get more benefits, you need more electricity, according to 0.5529 yuan per kilowatt-hour, at least 1000 kilowatt-hours of electricity are needed each time...... A few more times a month is enough for You Lida to eat soil.

"That's all for today, wait for my brother to pay his salary this month before continuing!" Although You Lida was still unsatisfied, he thought about the wallet he was holding back, so he clicked "put away" on the light curtain.

The plant immediately shrank back into a seed, and Youlita put it back in its original box.

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On Monday, September 2nd, a meeting of all teachers was held in the morning pre-school yard as usual, and the theme was to prepare for the orientation party.

Dean Dong Lianwei is a bald man with a big belly, and he said in Mandarin: "Needless to say, the program of our conservatory of music must be the most brilliant in the school." According to the usual practice, in addition to the students' programs, the teachers of the vocal music, dance, and instrumental music departments each have two more programs, no matter what form you have, as long as you maximize the strength of the teachers in our school! Secretary Zhao, do you have anything else you need to add?"

Zhao Jinzhi, secretary of the party branch, is a woman in her early forties, tall and thin, and speaks slowly: "This welcome party, let's come up with creativity and new ideas, I suggest that several teachers who often come on stage give other teachers the opportunity to perform this time, and other teachers should also actively participate and show themselves." ”

"Secretary Zhao is right, there is a specialization in the art industry, no matter which aspect it is, our teachers have to show their strengths and shock those new students. Especially young teachers, try to go as much as you can!" The speaker was Vice Dean Yang Maolin, whose voice was as rich and magnetic as when he sang, and he was very charismatic.

Hearing this, You Lida felt that several young teachers next to him silently bowed their heads. It's really good to specialize in the art industry, even if it's a vocal music major, there is a distinction between being good at theory and being good at practice, You Lida was partial to theory before, and vocal skills are not outstanding in the conservatory full of talents. But...... Now the situation is different, even if You Lida is sitting, his waist is straight.

"If you want to show your performance, raise your hand, don't hide it, let's be Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, who doesn't know who! Yang Maolin said.

You Lida swept around with his peripheral vision, and none of them raised their hands, and their expressions were different. Some are expectant, some are shy, some are looking at jokes, and some are staying out of the way.

"Me. You Lida volunteered to raise his hand.

"You Lida, what are you going to perform?" asked Dong Lianwei with his head sideways.

"Vocal solo. ”

"Did I hear you right, do you want to sing solo?" it was Jiang He, a vocal music teacher, who spoke, and there was a bit of sarcasm in his incredible tone.

Jiang He is the same age as You Lida, he is an active member of the teaching team of the college, he has a star and good vocal music, and he is always indispensable for big and small parties.

You Lida said to him with an expression of looking at a strange man: "That's right, I sang solo, you heard it right." Finally, he nodded affirmatively.

The rivers were choked enough.

"Okay, tentatively You Lida one, is there anything left?" Yang Maolin understood the meaning of Jianghe, but in front of all the teachers, it was difficult to say anything, so he immediately diverted the topic.

"Since there is none, the instructor quickly conveyed the situation to the students, and the teachers of each subject assisted in the rehearsal in class, and Yang Maolin brought me the list of teachers' programs as of tomorrow morning, and the meeting was dismissed. Dong Lianwei said.

After the meeting, You Lida walked to the office, and Jiang He called him behind him: "You Lida, don't get me wrong just now, I was a little surprised, you know, the main thing is that you don't seem to have been on stage much in the past three years of work." ”

You Lida understands that they don't believe that he can sing solo at all, as long as there is a show in the past, You Lida always hides far away, and this abnormal behavior will definitely cause some people to be uncomfortable. He was secretly happy in his heart, and wanted to see what Jiang He said behind him, so he pretended to have a wooden expression and said: "Yes, I still feel a little worried about taking the stage, if it weren't for the fact that the director was there and had no face, I wouldn't have raised my hand." ”

"That's no wonder. I thought you were stimulated by something, suddenly so positive. Jiang He patted You Lida on the shoulder and said, "What's the matter, don't be too wronged yourself." If you sign up, you can change it anyway. I'm going to get ready for class. ”

Looking at Jiang He's back, You Lida thought to himself: "Hmph, this time I let you know what it means to know what it means not to sing, and it has been a blockbuster and scared you to death." ”