Chapter 64: On the Method of Burning the Ass (Three Watches)
Ru Huan saw Liu Lang's fierce and vicious expression, and seemed to be frightened, and in his exclamation, he seemed to pick up the pen, ink, paper, inkstone and even the poems he had just written on the table, and threw them at Liu Lang together. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Liu Lang saw an inkstone hit the top of his head, so he naturally raised his arm and pulled it away, and with his action, the two white flesh balls on his buttocks that were missing the fabric and dazzling appeared in front of everyone!
The ladies in the boudoir are considered to have opened meat today!
Seeing Liu Lang's white buttocks, there was still a faint sense of muscular beauty, the girls immediately blushed and screamed, although they covered their eyes, they couldn't suppress their curiosity and secretly watched from between their fingers.
At this time, although Liu Lang was shocked that there was no cloth behind his buttocks, he couldn't cover it anymore, because the fire on his body was burning more and more, and the aroma of barbecue was already coming from his skin!
In the end, Liu Lang ran wildly in the palace garden with his bare buttocks, and finally rushed into the Night God Pool and splashed countless ......
It wasn't until he jumped into the pool for a long time that everyone burst into laughter.
Yulin Xiuze smiled so much that tears floated out of the corners of his eyes, this scene reminded him of the gambling contract between Ru Huan and Liu Lang that day, it turned out that today's Liu Lang was "violated"?
This Liu Lang is really miserable, even if he runs naked in front of the people of the imperial capital, it is much happier than showing his hips in front of the most noble royal family and nobles of the Holy Land Dynasty, right?
He looked at her sly and playful expression, and her beautiful eyes were full of admiration and admiration, this little woman was really extraordinary!
At this time, Ru Huan looked at the rice paper on which the poem had just been written and had been burned out, and smiled with satisfaction, she seemed to pass by Liu Shiyun's side unintentionally, but stopped and gently threw down a sentence:
"On the practice method of burning the buttocks."
Liu Shiyun was stunned on the spot with hatred and shame on her face, just staring at Ru Huan's back, and her heart slowly swelled with infinite ...... Fear......
Liu Lang rushed into the pool and never floated up, and the palace people reported that he was ashamed that he had already dived ashore from the other side.
The young ladies present speculated a lot about why he suddenly caught fire, and even Emperor Xuanzong shook his head and said, "It's really strange." ”
After the sound of discussion gradually dissipated, Yao Yao raised the paper in his hand and asked Qiu Jin: "Poet Qiu, can you start appreciating poetry?" ”
Qiu Jin politely took the note in Yao Yao's hand and read aloud:
"Mu Xuefu"
People are like warm jade, like orchids, and their faces are like warm springs, and their hearts are like needles.
The light sun is blowing on the face and the breeze is drunk, and the bright eyes are like boundless snow.
The empty valley is as secluded as a hibiscus face, and the elegance is unparalleled in the world.
Who is comparable to the handsome demeanor? Wait for nine days to enter the painting. ”
As soon as the voice fell, the ladies who were good friends with Yao Yao praised it.
Qiu Jin nodded slightly, obviously although this poem is not a world-class masterpiece, it is also beautifully written, and it fully depicts Su Muxue's bearing and rhyme, which is really a good poem.
Yao Yao's face smugly lifted upward, and she squinted at Ru Huan from the corner of her eye, obviously full of confidence in this competition.
Because she knows this cousin too well, although Xie Ruhuan is good at piano, singing, dancing, calligraphy and embroidery, her poetry is really weak.
She thought that Fang had just composed the lyrics for King Cheng's song, and that Ru Huan had asked the gunners to compose them in advance before she came to the banquet.
In a word, she never thinks that her cousin Xie Ruhuan is a talented woman who can make poems on the spot!
Ru Huan didn't pay attention to the provocation in her expression, just looked around, as if she suddenly remembered something, and then said to Qiu Jin with a shy face: "Ru Huan is timid, and when he saw the flames burning on Liu Gongzi's body, he was frightened for a while, and he accidentally burned the paper on which he wrote the poem!" However, the content of the poem is still in Ru Huan's heart, can it be dictated by Ru Huan? ”
Qiu Jin nodded slightly and said, "It's true that the situation is sudden, and it doesn't matter if it's written on a piece of paper or not." ”
Even Liu Shiyun and Yao Yao didn't feel that there was anything wrong, so no one came out to stop them.
Ru Huan also sighed secretly in his heart, the handwriting is different, and he finally passed it safely, and after he goes back, he must practice calligraphy with a brush!
Relieved, Ru Huan smiled even more like a spring breeze, she reached out and curled her hanging hair, and whispered: "General Su Shao is not a human ......"
Before the next sentence was pronounced, the ladies of the family immediately let out a sound of ridicule and ridicule, and Yao Yao even said unceremoniously: "Isn't this scolding Su Gongzi?" ”
A playful smile sipped at the corner of Yulin Xiuze's mouth, he obviously believed that Ru Huan would play some strange tricks again, and his eyes were full of curiosity and expectation.
It was Su Muxue herself, her calm face was not moved, and she still had a smile like spring water.
Nioh Yulin Xingli's warm gaze suddenly lit up, and then there was some mystery that no one understood.
Ru Huan already knew that it would cause controversy, so despite Qiu Jin's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, he immediately continued to chant: "The immortal god will descend to the mortal ......."
Hearing her turning sentence, Yulin Xiuze was stunned for a moment and immediately laughed out loud, and then pretended to be innocent and clapped his hands and shouted "interesting".
Yao Yao had an uncertain look on her face, but she bit her lower lip tightly and stopped making a sound.
Su Muxue's smile was warmer, and the afternoon sun at the intersection of spring and summer seemed to be dyed with a soft and ethereal feeling by his smile, and it was not so sparkling.
Qiu Jin also looked stunned, and then her face showed admiration and was silent, obviously waiting for her to continue chanting.
Ru Huan's complexion is tranquil, his eyes are leisurely, but his voice has a thrilling shock:
"General's Order"
Major General Su is not a human being, and the immortal gods will descend to the earth.
The face is like a warm spring, the heart is like a needle, and the face is like a beautiful jade like dust.
The white clothes are dancing and riding, and the horse leather is full of scars.
The big broken incense condenses the affairs of the dynasty, and protects the Xuanhuang Emperor who wants to be a god. ”
The note of the "god" at the end, like a drumming war hammer, rang out, lingering in everyone's heart, lingering for a long time.
Especially Emperor Xuanzong, when he heard that Ru Huan not only praised Su Muxue's temperament and appearance, but also mentioned his achievements in riding the "Shenxing General" to break the Xiangning Dynasty, and finally bluntly mentioned that the future General Su Shao will be able to protect him, the emperor, to unify the world!
How could the emperor not like such a poem that stirred his mood?
Before Qiu Jin could comment, Emperor Xuanzong patted the imperial case and shouted with joy on his face: "Okay, that's good, come here, thank you for a thousand taels of gold!" ”
While everyone was amazed and thanked you, Qiu Jin's brows were furrowed.
He was a person of secret carving, and he was really unhappy to hear that the emperor of the Holy Domain Dynasty had so blatantly exposed his ambition to dominate the world.
But judging from the artistic conception and wording of the poem, it is indeed Ru Huan who is superior, he sighed slightly and announced: "In this competition, Miss Ru Huan wins." With that, he reached out and picked up the transparent object on the table and handed it back to Ru Huan.
Ru Huan took it with a light smile, and then his eyes fell on Yao Yao, who had an ugly face: "Cousin's Chengxin Mirror ......" is obviously asking her for debts!
Emperor Xuanzong flicked his long sleeves and waved his hand to Yao Yao: "Since the winner or loser has been decided, I will have someone pass on the decree at this moment, take it from the imperial capital and send it to Prime Minister Zuo's mansion." “
Ru Huan immediately thanked her with joy on her face, while Yao Yao could only bite her lower lip hard, and even oozed blood slightly.