Chapter 298: Debunking, Teasing (2-in-1)

Jiu Sinai gently cleaned the wound of the water gate and bandaged it carefully, Ming Yan was not treated like that, but Lin came over to help him clean the wound briefly.

After strolling on the side of the street, he and Watergate walked in front of them chatting and chatting, and Jiu Sinai followed behind and couldn't interject at all.

Ming Yan felt that this was inappropriate, so he took his leave first on the grounds that he was in a hurry.

I happened to pass by the book club where I also submitted, and the boss was still the same man, but he was much older.

The billboard is still recommending "Intimate Paradise" written by Jiraiya, and it is also marked with a "hot" sticky note, it seems that the sales have been very good, otherwise this book would not have filled the entire billboard.

Thinking of the time when Jiraiya wrote, Ming Yan misses it very much, and the relationship between him and Jiraiya can be a master and apprentice, or a friend who has forgotten his years.

From the perspective of a ninja, Jiraiya is also his teacher, and from the perspective of creation, he is Jiraiya's teacher, and the two stay together and almost say nothing, this is a friend.

"Boss, how many volumes of "Intimacy Paradise" has come out?" asked Ming Yan as he walked over and asked.

"Volume six. ”

"Then I'll buy a copy. ”

I paid the money, got the book, and immediately sat in the book club and looked through it, which took an hour.

It was still a familiar recipe, a familiar taste, and seeing the excitement, the rosy on Ming Yan's face betrayed him mercilessly.

I have to say that since I have also made great progress in writing, this directly makes the fragrant scenes composed of words more vivid and vivid, with a great sense of substitution, as if the male protagonist is himself, and he is happy in the peach blossom garden.

This is the sixth volume, and it seems that I have been working hard for more than ten years, and I have never forgotten the identity of the creator.

"The young man read it leisurely, I can't even hold this book when I am old. ”

The boss saw that this young and vigorous young man was fascinated, and hurriedly reminded him that it would be bad if this young man did something bad on a whim.

Ming Yan smiled very awkwardly, then closed the book and walked out of the book club, feeling that his brain was swollen, and he was really too engaged.

The cool breeze was blowing, and my brain gradually cleared up, but my stomach was rumbling uncontrollably.

Well, go rub it off, the goal is clear, sago kebab restaurant!

"Crab meat, bacon, beef tenderloin, sashimi, chicken cutlets, chicken wings, ham sausage, squid, duck breast, fish balls, one each, yes, two glasses of orange juice." ”

Ming Yan licked his lips, feeling that everything was delicious, and he couldn't stop ordering food at all.

The beautiful waiter in a short skirt took the note, looked up and glanced at Ming Yan meaningfully, can one person eat so much?

Without asking, he turned and left, and here, the diner is God.

Naruhi, who was bored, felt more and more hungry, especially the barbecue restaurant was filled with all kinds of aromas, which made people unable to control it at all.

"Whoa!

There was a fat man sitting at the adjacent table, devouring meat, grabbing it directly, eating with his mouth full of oil, as if he had never eaten barbecue in his life, and his voice was particularly loud.

Ming Yan is very annoying, can't you be more restrained when eating in public, at least pay attention to your own image.

He didn't care about the image of the fat man, mainly because the sound of the mouth was too noisy, and many diners around looked at the fat man a few times, but he didn't say anything, he probably thought that he was almost finished eating anyway, just bear with it, who let this dead fat man have no quality?

Others can endure it, but Ming Yan, who is at the adjacent table, can't bear it, and the fat man's virtue has no appetite when he looks at it.

So Ming Yan knocked on his table and whispered, "Brother, please pay attention, it will affect everyone's meal." ”

The fat man grabbed the chicken leg and bit it hard, then turned his head to look at it, his mouth still did not forget to chew it, and he was sick to death.

The fat man moved his gaze to his forehead and found that it was empty, so he continued to nibble on the chicken leg and ignored Ming Yan.

Ming Yan frowned, this kind of person is really enough, clenched his fist but let go.

Forget it, more is better than less, can't I hide if I can't be provoked?

Ming Yan shifted his position, and suddenly felt much more happy, at least he couldn't see the greasy face, and the sound of his mouth was much lessened.

With all kinds of meat served, roasting meat, drinking orange juice, it was so refreshing.

"Slut, dare to stain my clothes, do you know how much I have to pay for this dress?"

An abrupt voice sounded in the barbecue restaurant, Ming Yan looked curiously, it was the fat man again, the waitress stood next to him and squeezed the empty plate tightly, and defended himself: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I don't know what happened just now, and my body leaned forward unconsciously." ”

After explaining, the waiter quickly took out a napkin to help the fat man wipe his clothes.

Who knew that the fat man raised his hand, and his backhand was a slap, "Slut, get out of the way." ”

The poor waitress stood to the side, covering her face, and began to cry with a sigh.

"Hey, I said, even if the waiter accidentally soils your clothes, you shouldn't hit someone. A young ninja who was dining here couldn't stand it and said aloud.

"It's light to beat her, do you know how much my clothes cost? 500,000 taels!" The fat man's eyes widened, as if he was really angry, "Call your boss out!"

"Five...... 500,000 taels?!"

Many diners were almost frightened to death when they heard this figure, and they couldn't tell if they wanted to grab the money if they had a dress that cost 500,000 taels?

Obviously, this is slander!

But no one came out, who knows where this fat man came from, no one wants to make enemies for themselves for no reason, provoke people who shouldn't be provoked, and if you don't do it, it's over.

Soon the shopkeeper came out, a beautiful woman in a kimono, and two strong samurai stood beside her.

"What the hell, you want to fight?" the fat man rolled up his sleeves.

"No, sir, please describe what you have just done. The beautiful woman said politely.

"When this slut served the food just now, he poured the food on me, you see, can this still be worn?"

The fat man stood up, the general's belly was exposed, round like a ball, and the oil stains on his clothes were clearly visible.

The waitress said with tears: "I ...... I didn't, just ...... Just now I felt someone push me, and I ......"

"Someone pushed you? Who's it, stand up. The fat man looked around, no one came out, and then looked at the waitress viciously, "Don't quibble, how can anyone be idle and have nothing to push you." ”

The beautiful woman thought for a while, "If the clothes are too much, we will pay you." ”

"500,000 taels, since I've been wearing it for a few days, just give me 450,000 taels. The fat man said.

"It's disgusting to get home. ”

"I've never seen anyone so brazen!"

"Phew! ”

It is shameless for someone to spit on the fat man's behavior below.

The beautiful woman looked up and down, and couldn't see where this dress was worth 400,000 taels, which was obviously slandering, but it was hard to say, because it was indeed the problem of her own waiter.

But 400,000 taels, for their barbecue restaurant, it is almost half a year's total income, how can it be easily lost.

"There is always an invoice for such expensive clothes, right?" asked the beautiful woman.

"Lost it. The fat man replied with a straight face.

The beautiful woman frowned slightly, this guy is really shameless, but so many people are watching, there must always be an explanation, in fact, this kind of thing will be better handled in private, and some people always think that they can be lawless.

"We don't have so much money on hand for the time being, so we can give you 200,000 taels first, and give you the rest another day. ”

The fat man thought for a while, and reluctantly said, "Okay, I won't embarrass you." ”

Just as the beautiful woman was about to withdraw the money, Ming Yan finally found the place where the cat was.

"Wait!"

Halfway through the money, the beautiful woman stopped and looked at the other side in amazement.

The fat man frowned, and when he saw that it was that kid again, he wanted to kill him now.

Ming Yan came with money, "Brother, you are so rich, you always bring the money for the meal, right?" Seeing that you have finished eating, it is better to pay for the meal and talk about something else." ”

Hearing this, the beautiful woman stared at the fat man, and the diners also looked at the fat man, yes, he was so rich, he paid for the meal first.

The fat man was digging his pockets all over his body, frowning, and looking around the dining table again, glancing at the ground a few times, "Damn, I lost my wallet." ”

Someone couldn't help but laugh, what a good acting.

"Big tyrant, do you want to act?" Ming Yan said with a smile.

"Can you blame me if I lose my wallet, maybe there's a thief in the store. The fat man was a little flustered and continued to quibble.

"There's a thief in the store? Ming Yan said.

The fat man was very confused, what is this kid here for, first to demolish him, and then to believe him, what kind of plane is he doing?

Everyone else was puzzled as to why this clever guy had suddenly lost his nerve and believed such nonsense.

Ming Yan took out a wad of money tickets out of his pocket, "This is 500,000 taels, you can buy your clothes at the original price, right?"

The fat man nodded, his eyes straightened, but he was even more puzzled in his heart, what the hell was he playing?

"The 500,000 taels can be compensated to you, but you just slapped the waiter, should you pay it back?"

The waitress sobbed and stared at Ming Yan, tears glittering with emotion.

People with a humble status like her, few people will speak for them, and when they meet that kind of low-quality diners, they will inevitably be scolded and even beaten, as a waitress, she can't talk back, she can only bear it silently, licking her wounds alone at night.

The fat man gritted his teeth, his mouth was greasy, staring at Ming Yan and clenching his fists, this kid was clearly here to stir up trouble.

"Exchange a slap for 500,000 taels, I don't think you will refuse, right?" Ming Yan smiled.

The fat man hesitated for a long time, gritted his teeth and said, "Let that slut come." ”

"She's not as strong as you, it's unfair, let me come, my strength should be similar to yours, everyone is right. Ming Yan said.

"Yes. ”

"No problem. ”

The diners were all shouting, and the fat man could only nod his head in agreement.

In fact, it's not a loss to think about it, it's much better to do this than to expose yourself, this stinky boy is not a ninja, how much can a slap hurt, it is estimated that it is to tickle him.

So he closed his eyes and calmly met the slap.

"Do you have any plastic gloves?" Ming Yan didn't want to make a fuss about himself, it was too disgusting.

The waiter quickly fetched a pair.

Putting on plastic gloves, Ming Yan used all his strength to slap him with his backhand, and immediately flew the fat man and hit the corner.

"It's amazing my brother. ”

"The young man is so bold, relieved!"

"I'm a god, this slap is so ruthless, but ...... I like it. ”

……

The store manager covered her mouth, her eyes were shocked, this young man was so ruthless, even the two samurai beside him were shocked, this young man's strength is really great, a slap to fly a dead fat man with a tonnage of at least two hundred catties, convinced!

As for the beautiful waitress who still had a slap print on her face, she was very happy in her heart, and she liked this guy who stood out for him more and more.

"Stinky boy, you're looking for death!"

The fat man got up and suddenly pulled out a wooden ball from his stomach and connected it with chakra wire.

Ming Yan smiled and condensed the soul blade, no wonder this dead fat man's belly was as round as a ball, it turned out that there was a ball inside.

The orb flew swiftly towards Naruto, changing form as it went, revealing countless spikes of purple venom and quenched shurikens shooting out of it.

"Soul Blessing!"

The pale blue barrier descended, almost protecting the entire barbecue restaurant.

Ming Yan had already been prepared, just waiting for this fat man to expose himself, and this level of attack was enough to deal with with the soul blessing of the initial stage.

"Don't panic, everyone, you'll be fine if you stay in the barrier. Naruto reminded the running diners that they were afraid that they would be shot by the quenched shuriken as they ran out of the barrier, and if they did, they would surely die.

"Puppeteer!, Sand Ninja!" exclaimed a Konoha ninja.

Puppeteers are rare, because the only one who has mastered the secret art of puppets is Sha Yin.

"Poison Secret Technique: Stinger Ball!"

The ball slammed into the barrier from all sides, and no matter how it was, it couldn't break through.

The diners who stayed in the enchantment were immediately relieved, but they were also worried, this kid was also a ninja, but he didn't bring Konoha forehead protection, could it be that he was from another village? Thinking of this, everyone deliberately alienated Ming Yan and was ready to run away at any time.

You can't have the heart to hurt others, and you can't have the heart to defend people.

Only the beautiful woman and the waitress stayed where they were, not moving their positions, probably because they believed in their hearts that Ming Yan was a good person.

The movement in the barbecue shop alarmed the Konoha ninja who happened to be patrolling outside, and when he entered the restaurant, he saw the fat man manipulating the chakra line.

"It's Shinobi, ready to be arrested. ”

"Hey, don't come here, this ball is poisonous and troublesome. ”

Naruto stretched out his hand to stop them, it wasn't fun to be stabbed, even he had to deal with this situation carefully.

Who knew that the Konoha ninja didn't listen, thinking that he was just a kid who didn't know anything about commanding, and even the ninja didn't command them?

"Poison Secret Technique: Poison Kill!"

Suddenly, countless streams of purple liquid shot out from the small round hole, and the Konoha ninja who was splashed with venom turned into a puddle of pus on the spot, making everyone sick.

Ming Yan shook his head and lamented: "Alas, I said don't go over. ”

The few remaining Konoha ninjas who were not shot by the venom quickly retreated and hid in the enchantment, as they found it safe in the enchantment.

"Uganish: Thorn Flash!"

After the venom was sprayed, Ming Yan saw the opportunity to draw his knife and stab, and even the ball couldn't catch up with his speed.

The fat man spurted out a mouthful of blood, and his face was shocked.

Immediately, the chakra line broke off, and the ball fell to the ground, and the venom flowed down the pores......