The Seven Deadly Sins of Meow Rebellion
"Yes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ Accordingly, the eunuch servant did not dare to delay for a moment, bowed his head and fell backwards, climbed out of the forbidden area where the small Winchester special swimming pool was located, and conveyed the order to the officers and soldiers defending the city.
"Hmphββ the enemy is fighting on the city walls, but that stupid pig is still in the arms of the women, doing things worse than pigs. Tonight, we will revolt and respond to the call of the great hero Redseus to kill this thief!"
After receiving the order conveyed by the eunuch servants, Zhou Xingxing, the captain of Little Winchester's attendants, secretly gathered a group of generals to defend the city, drew his sword and swore an oath.
"Rush, ββ", "Kill, ββ"... As a result, that night, Uncle Da, who was in charge of guarding the city gate, took the initiative to open the city gate with his subordinates and welcomed the peasant armed forces led by Redseus into the city.
"What do you want to do!?" "Help!!ββ mother, spare meββ whatever you want, young master, no, I'll give it to you!!..."
Zhou Xingxing also led the soldiers defending the city to storm the palace of Little Winchester, dragged the stupid pig out of the bedding and dragged it out into the street wearing only trousers, hung upside down and tied it to a wooden frame, poured oil into the navel, inserted gunpowder and lit a fire, and put the sky lantern to death.
"Great!" "The corrupt aristocracy is finally finished!" "The Bavarian castle is liberated!" "Oopsββ uhββ shitββ" "Damn stupid pig, it burns well!"...
The soldiers of the Bavarian castle, along with the militia led by Redseus, gathered around the burnt little Winchester, singing and dancing to celebrate the victory. In this battle, there were zero casualties on both sides. The Great Swordsman took the Bavarian castle with high walls and plenty of soldiers without a single soldier.
When Redseus returned to the pass, everyone was immersed in the joy of victory.
"Meow. What about Mousse?Why hasn't General Ben seen Mousse these days?" Meow discovers that Mousse is missing, and is replaced by an old staff officer of the Giant Hornet tribe who is on crutches and attends various meetings in his place.
"Ahem... Your Majesty, the wooden bench is here. Don't you notice?" The deputy staff officer is over 90 years old, has just suffered from Alzheimer's disease, and is deaf and dizzy;
Thinking that Meow is the former Great Chief of the Titan Snake Clan (Meow's father, Meow's grandfather), and thinking that the former Great Chief is the current Emperor (what Mousse told him), he picks up a small bench next to him and answers honestly.
"Meow. Grandpa, you're mistaken. I'm not my father. I'm asking where Mousse is?" Meow pulled the old orc staff officer aside and leaned into the other's ear to ask.
"Are you the daughter of Your Majesty (Meow's grandfather)? Why are you so young? Mousse told me not to talk much, but to listen with my ears. The old orc staff officer replied with a cane.
"Meow. I am, forget it. My father wants me to ask you, where is Mousse?" Meow knew the roots, and couldn't tell the other party anything clearly, so he asked anxiously.
"Oh-he, wasn't he sent by His Majesty to collect medicine in the bamboo forest of Kunlun Mountain?" the old staff officer squinted his eyes and replied slowly;
In the barbarian territory, in the palace hall of the city. He sat on a throne adorned with the skull of his giant dragon as usual, and sent a note to the worship of his ministers.
"Reportββ an urgent secret report from the Bavarian theater of operations. Declaring permanent neutrality, Winchester the Younger, the eldest son of the Bavarian human Lord Winchester, was killed by General Meow's human thousand-torn Redseus, seizing all of its territory. An orc herald ran up the hall and got down on one knee to give a loud report.
When the ministers in the main hall heard this, they all whispered, and their faces were anxious and worried. Unlike the armies that are fighting outside, almost all of the courtiers are coyote tribes, the uncle of the third prince Zixuan, the prime minister, and the mother of the pseudo-prince, the empress's henchmen or cronies.
Because Og and Hyun were sent to prison, the goal of these two forces has reached an unprecedented agreement, that is, to use all means to deal with Chi and Meow.
"Why are your faces so ugly?ββ Meow Meow has seized another piece of land for my barbarian territory, how can you allow others to sleep soundly on the side of the couch? This is the corrupt human aristocracy, for their own corruption and depravity, pay the due price. Seeing this, he stood up very unhappily, counted the ministers, and loudly defended Meow.
"Your Majesty, as the saying goes: attack the heart first, attack the city below. General Meow tore up the non-aggression pact signed between our country and the Bavarian Dominion without authorization. (Bad and Winchester Jr.) is so treacherous, and deceitful to do what is right on his own, how can he make the local soldiers and civilians obey the masses and win the support of the Winchester family and patriotic generals?"
A platinum henchman stood up in line, bowed deeply, and provoked slander.
"Bastard!!ββ do you mean that Meow Meow didn't win the hearts and minds of the people in the local area?ββ there arson, burned, looted, captured slaves, and even cannibalized people is a good deed that can convince the people and get the heartfelt support of the Winchester family and the so-called patriotic generals!!?ββ
What nonsense!Do I need the support of the corrupt Winchester family and the brutal cannibalistic patriotic generals?ββ" Hearing this, his lungs were almost blown up, and he yelled in retort.
"Your Majesty - said that he won the hearts of the local people, but it is all General Meow's words. No matter how bad His Highness was, he didn't tear up the treaty and kill our allies who declared their permanent neutrality. No matter how corrupt the Winchester family is, it is also a high-ranking aristocrat who has ruled the local area for nearly a thousand years.
According to the contents of the secret report, General Meow's human commander, Redseus, gathered a gang, the local landless peasants, the lumpenproletarians. These people wantonly killed local nobles and officials, seized and divided up the fields, women and real estate, and occupied the magpie's nest. Your Majesty has to check itββ"
Bo's henchmen and officials knelt directly on the hall and began to work hard (playing scoundrels) to force each other.
"Your Majesty has to checkββ... When the ministers heard this, they all knelt down on the main hall with the official and used rogue means to persecute the emperor.
"Bastardββ you are all colluding, right? What do you want to do with me, do you want to rebel and seize power!? Come onββ there are some kinds of people who come up one by one, and fight me alone!!" He rolled up his sleeves and put on a look of wanting to kill, loudly coercing the ministers.
"Your Majesty is angry. The ministers are all thinking about my great barbarian territory and His Majesty's future, and everything they say is true. There was a testimony from the chief of staff who had escaped from General Meow's tent, General Mousse. Seeing that the time was ripe, Prime Minister Bo got up from the red carpet of the main hall and bowed to the emperor.
"What!? what you said is true?ββ" Sigh couldn't believe his ears at all, and asked Platinum loudly.
"Wei Chen does not dare to say that if there is half a word to deceive the saint, he is willing to accept the sin and die. Bo continued to bow.
"Pass the mousse upββ" Woo immediately ordered loudly.
"Your Majesty the Emperor ββ a bad thing!!ββ His Royal Highness Meow and His Royal Highness Chi suffered, destroyed the peace of the Republic of Duanfeerta, rebelled and attacked the royal capital, and provoked the country's civil war - Redseus, and poisoned his own father, the only son of Gangsabia, the only sinister winged man - Shurenia used the forbidden spell to manipulate;
He is making peace with the executive officer Wren at the top of the nether realm, intending to lead his troops to rebel and cooperate with the winged army to annex my barbarian territory!!ββ" As soon as Mousse rushed into the main hall, he knelt on the red carpet and wept bitterly.
"After Wei Chen noticed this situation, he tried to dissuade His Highness Meow to no avail, and was almost killed, so he escaped from the barracks over there overnight and rushed to His Majesty!ββ" Mousse continued to lie on the carpet and cry.
"What is the forbidden spell? Is even meow ** indulgent?" Woo tried his best to calm his mind, not quite convinced, and asked Mousse in a calm tone.
"The forbidden spell is a kind of witchcraft used by a few foreigners, which can confuse and control people's minds. Suriname's insect demon general, Saibaf, is proficient in this technique. As for whether His Royal Highness Meow has ** longitudinal, Weichen's eyesight is insufficient, he can't see it, and he doesn't dare to say anything. Mousse continued to lie on the ground and came back.
"Stand up. Tell me, what did they do to rebel?" he stretched out his hand to encourage Mousse to get up.
"1. Defying the Holy. After the poisoning incident, His Royal Highness met with the captain of the guard sent by His Majesty to convey the holy decree, not only did not kneel down to receive the decree, but also asked the captain of the guard to kneel and read the holy decree to her, so as to show that his status was higher than that of His Majesty.
2. Kill people and kill people. Or after the poisoning incident, in order to avoid exposing the crimes he committed, His Royal Highness Meow caused the illusion that several suspects committed suicide by throwing themselves into the sea, which was actually murder.
3. Oppress subordinates. Her Royal Highness Meow will take revenge for a little personal vendetta, and will attack the great hero who defeated Clovence, General Howl, and his comrade-in-arms Drow, with a roaring lion's roar, causing the two generals to fall unconscious and must be treated, killing chickens to show monkeys, and intimidating the patriotic generals who dare to disobey her.
4. Collusion with foreigners. His Royal Highness violated the thousand-year-old system of our army by promoting the foreigner, the evil human, Redseus, to be the commander of our army, and to exercise substantial military power;
Fifth, frame the prince. His Royal Highness Meow's slander against the crown prince for killing people and setting fires, arresting slaves, and eating human flesh is not true, but a lie deliberately fabricated. It is they who collude with foreigners, incite local vagrants, hooligans, proletarians, poor peasants, wantonly kill noble officials, plunder and divide up fields, women and real estate, and occupy magpies' nests.
6. Collaborating with the enemy and betraying the country. The 60,000-strong army led by His Highness Meow and the 70,000-strong army led by Wren, the executive officer of the top of the nether realm, were in a ravine, and a confrontation lasted for four months;
7. Intention to rebel. Aiming at His Highness's murder of Winchester Jr., seizing all the territory under his administration, and absorbing a large number of local peasant armies, the expert in colluding with the rebellion, the human mercenary Redseus, the executive at the top of the nether realm, Wren, and the executive at the top of the nether realm, Shurenia, as the guest, and everything he has done is taken together, what else can he do except prepare to rebel with the 60,000 heavy troops in his hands?"
"In that case, what do you say I should do now?" Shocked by the seven deadly sins, he was speechless, and asked the ministers in front of him instead.
"Quickly send troops to Bavaria and arrest Ledseus and Shurenia and other foreign demagogues - all of them will be executed. Temporarily deprive General Meow and His Highness Chi of their military powers, until they recover their minds, or find a way to cure the forbidden spell bewitchment, and cure His Highness.
Our army still has 10,000 heavy cavalry, and 50,000 elites can be sent by His Majesty. The soldiers are fast, and it will be too late. "Platinum with oil and vinegar advice.
"Do as you say. I'm going to lead the army myself and see what kind of explanation Meow Meow will give me?" thought to himself: hairless monkeys and birdmen (humans and winged people) are indeed some scourges, and whether Meow is bewitched by them or not, they can't stay.
Next, he personally led the army of five orcs to the Bavarian Dominion, preparing to raise the teacher and deprive Meow of his military rights. Oh and Hyun were also released from prison and went with them as the emperor's lieutenants.
At the same time, under the instruction of the emperor and the prime minister, the streets and alleys of the barbarian territory began to be posted everywhere, printing notices of the seven deadly sins of Meow, and slandering Meow's reputation to the greatest extent.
"General Meow!!ββ big things are not good!!ββ Mousse ran back to China, and in front of His Majesty, he severely sued the general for his evil state! Now, His Majesty is personally leading an army of 50,000 to come, and he wants to raise the teacher to ask for the guilt, deprive the general of his military rights, and prepare to execute all the foreigners!!."
A few days later, a loyal herald of the Giant Hornet tribe broke into Meow's tent, wept aloud, and took out a notice posted in the streets and alleys of the Barbarian Frontier and handed it to Meow to read.
"Meow meow. Gallop. There is no such thing as a feast, and we leave today. We will meet again in the future. Hearing the news, Redseus, Tia, Dawn, Shurenia, Stormblade, and the Stonemason read the notice, and wept as they prepared to lead a thousand human soldiers and say goodbye to Meow and Chi.
"Meow. If you want to go, I will go with you. My father seems to be coming to kill you this time, but in fact, he was bewitched and provoked by the traitor, the prime minister, and the queen, and came to target our brothers and sisters. When we return home, we will be killed. Meow is very aware of the dangerous situation he is in now, and does not have any illusions to go with her.
"Good. Tonight, everyone left the barracks together and headed to the Duchy of Tigwit in the east, where they met with General Andy and found a place to stay in the Mercenary Society. Without hesitation, Redseus agreed to Meow's request. So, the group led a thousand human soldiers overnight, carrying only a small number of situational weapons, and left the barbarian pass.