In the early morning, the warm sunlight shone through the gaps in the curtains, making the whole room warm, Hu Feng woke up from his sleep in a daze, but it was not the sun that woke him up, but a strong urge to urinate. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Last night he had been in the bar with the foreigners of the Solomon auction house, who would have thought that those foreigners were so good at drinking, they made several dozen beers alone, and he secretly went to the bathroom to buckle his throat and vomited several times, so he persevered, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to go home, and those foreigners didn't have any.

It's not easy to make some money, and you have to drink with the owner, but fortunately, those foreigners are not good men, otherwise ......

I couldn't hold it back, Hu Feng lifted the quilt and got out of bed, as soon as his feet landed, he suddenly 'snorted' in his throat, and the whole person sat back on the bed, and his face turned red.

It hurts, it fucking hurts!

Hu Feng hurriedly held his feet to look, only to see that the soles of his feet were densely covered with instant noodle slags, and he quickly slapped off these instant noodle slags with his hands, and the uneven pits under his feet looked like the surface of the moon.

Where did the instant noodle dregs come from?

Hu Feng looked down at the bed, and there was a bag of broken instant noodles on the ground next to the bed, which had been opened, and the convenience inside was spilled all over the ground, and he happened to step on those instant noodle residues just now.

Did you eat it after you got home last night?

These days, money is tight, I have been eating instant noodles at home, I am diligent when I am soaking in hot water in the kettle to eat, and when I am too lazy, I open a bag with the search and gnaw it directly, there are often instant noodle residues on the ground, but it is not as concentrated as today, I remember that after going home last night, the stomach has been turning over the river and the sea, and the fire is burning, I should have eaten a few mouthfuls of instant noodles and pressed it down, and then threw it on the side of the bed with the search.

Thinking of this, Hu Feng shook his head to make himself sober, and then stepped over the instant noodle residue and walked towards the bathroom.

When he came to the bathroom, he just pulled the door of the bathroom with his hand, and with a 'click', the doorknob was pulled down, Hu Feng looked at the doorknob in his hand blankly, when did he practice the strong King Kong palm?

Entering the bathroom, taking off his pants, Hu Feng yawned while peeing, and after finishing his work, he glanced into the toilet, and when he saw a long strip of something squirming in a layer of foam, he was suddenly frightened.

Snakes, it's snakes!

What he fears most in his life is snakes!

It was a small snake as thick as a finger, and since most of its body was in urine, it was impossible to see how long it was.

Damn, how can there be a snake in the toilet?

Hu Feng picked up a mop from the side, and had the courage to look at the snake, only to see that the snake's head was round, the snake body was long, and it was squirming in the toilet, and he was ready to climb up from the water, he remembered that he didn't know where he had seen it, the snake's head was round and not poisonous, and the head was a poisonous snake, but this was not absolute, and he was about to climb out of the toilet when he saw the little snake, he quickly pressed the button on the toilet, and the powerful water rushed out from all directions, forming a whirlpool in the toilet, and the little snake that was wriggling in the toilet immediately lost its center of gravity, and the body was uncontrolled The whirlpool rotated, with a burst'Grunting', the water in the toilet is gone, and the little snake is gone.

But he didn't take it lightly, who knows if there will be any more snakes crawling out of the pipes? Luckily, he was just peeing, if he was...... Thinking of the possible consequences, Hu Feng trembled in fright, pressed the flush button several times in a row, and finally blocked the mouth with a leather pistol, only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.

This kind of thing was only seen in the news before, but I didn't expect it to happen to me, but fortunately I was still sitting in the toilet, if I climbed out and got into his bed...... Will there still be? Could there have been snakes crawling out?

Thinking of this, Hu Feng just swallowed the breath again, looked around the bathroom vigilantly, did not find the snake, he remembered that before entering the bathroom, the door seemed to be closed, and even if there were, he should not climb outside, but for the sake of safety, in order to make himself feel at ease, he still walked out of the bathroom and began to look for it all over the house.

First of all, Hu Feng lifted the quilt on the bed and kept shaking it off, fortunately, there was nothing, but how could there be a wet place on the quilt? Moreover, there was a smell of urine.

Damn, you won't wet the bed, will you?

Hu Feng was stunned, a person in his forties, he still wets the bed? If this is spread out, he won't be laughed out of his big teeth? Hey, no, I didn't take off my clothes when I went to bed last night. He reached out and touched his pants, it was dry, could it be that he took off his pants and peed when he was asleep?

Well, bedwetting is a trivial matter, so let's find a snake first.

Hu Feng knelt on the ground and looked under the bed, there was no snake, safe. Inside the bedside table, safe. And curtains...... Hu Feng covered his face with his hands and pulled the curtains, but it didn't take much force, as for the entire steel pipe falling down?

Hu Feng rubbed his nose, walked to the table, reached out to pull the drawer, 'click', the table collapsed, the contents of the drawer fell to the ground, the mirror also turned into fragments, Hu Feng stepped back in shock, his body happened to hit the chair behind him, 'boom', the chair also collapsed, he quickly dodged and stood by the wall, thinking that it would be okay now, right? The wall won't fall, right? This is the seventh floor, if the wall really falls, isn't it a fear-terror-attack-attack? Just when he was thinking like this,' The picture frame that hung on the wall fell off and smashed on his shoulder......

Hu Feng looked at the room that had become a ruin in a blink of an eye, hell, what a fucking hell!

Since I woke up just now, everything was wrong, the reality stepped on the instant noodle slag, and when I went to the bathroom, I broke the doorknob, and what was even more terrible was that I saw a snake in the toilet, and then in the process of looking for the snake, I almost demolished the house, even if I was possessed by bad luck, it would not be so unlucky, right?

No, this house has only been bought for a few years, and the furniture is all newly purchased, even if the life is short, it will not break down in two or three years, right?

Hu Feng squatted down, carefully looked at the collapsed table and chairs, there were no chips, no holes, obviously nothing to do with termites, the screws on the ground to judge, probably related to the screws were not tightened, and it was not right, when I usually used it, I didn't add that your table and chair were shaking

Evil door, really evil door!

"Bell bell bell ......"

At this time, there was a burst of music in the house, it was his mobile phone ringing, he hurriedly waded through mountains and rivers, found his mobile phone in a pile of rubble, and saw that it was Mr. Stephen calling, and quickly connected it.

"Mr. Stephen, morning. Hu Feng greeted politely, wanting to find a place to sit, but he didn't know where to sit, so he could only stand.

"It's still early, what time is it? Didn't you say that you took us to meet the owner of an auction house at ten o'clock today? Why haven't you come yet?" came Stephen's disgruntled voice from the microphone.

Hu Feng was slightly stunned when he heard this, and glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, it was only five o'clock, and it was still ten o'clock. Hu Feng was just about to speak, but suddenly stopped, he turned his head to look at the sun outside the window, this season at five o'clock, the sky should still be dark, how can there be such a big sun? He took a serious look, only to find that the hands on the clock did not move at all, and the clock stopped.

Maybe there are too many unlucky things this morning, Hu Feng is used to it, he looked down at the time displayed on his phone, 10:34, it's almost noon?

"Mr. Stephen, I'm sorry I woke up after drinking too much last night. Hu Feng explained.

"Hu, you can't stand that little bit of wine? ”

"It's not that I'm too good at drinking, it's that Mr. Stephen is too good, you wait a minute, I'll go over." Hu Feng patted a little fart, then threw the phone aside, and walked into the bathroom, he didn't care if there were any snakes inside, first wash his face and then say, which foreigners are very particular about appearance, if they go like this, they must be disliked.

Hu Feng picked up the toothbrush, squeezed the toothpaste and began to brush his teeth, just put the toothbrush in his mouth and brushed it up and down twice, an unprecedented breath 'buzzed' from his mouth to the whole head, Hu Feng only felt that the world was spinning, the inside of his mouth seemed to explode, his eyes kept crying, and his whole face was red.

What the fuck is this toothpaste? Mustard?

Hu Feng took out the toothpaste and squeezed some in his hand, put it in front of his nose and smelled it. He hurriedly spit out the 'toothpaste' in his mouth, gargled his mouth with water from a cup of water, and spit out more than a dozen mouthfuls before and after, but he still felt that all the holes in his head were leaking, and he felt more cool than standing naked outside to blow the cold wind.

When the mustard smell in his mouth went to seventy, seven, eight, eight, eight, he hurriedly took water to wash his face and wash his hair, this time he had a long memory, when he squeezed facial cleanser and squeezed shampoo, he first put it in front of his nose and smelled it, and after making sure that there was no problem, he touched his face and head, and finally cleaned up his personal hygiene, when he picked up the hair dryer and pressed the switch, suddenly a strong wind mixed with powder blew over, on the hair, on the face, on the body, everywhere.

Hu Fengqi's teeth creaked, he was already very careful, but he didn't expect to be hit, it was really impossible to prevent it.

When he was about to reach out to check the powder on his face, suddenly a stinging pain came from his eyes, tears flowed down instantly, and then the skin began to itch numbly, he closed his eyes and wiped it with his hands, but the more he rubbed his eyes, the more painful it became, and finally he couldn't even open his eyes, his tongue licked his lips, and a strong spicy sensation swept over, and his whole tongue was spicy and speechless.

He now finally knew what the powder that came out of the hair dryer was, chili noodles, definitely chili noodles, and it was a very spicy one.

If the handles, curtains, tables and chairs can be attributed to the quality of the objects themselves, then the 'mustard toothpaste' and 'chili noodle hair dryer' are absolutely artificial.

Who is it, and who is it that did the prank?

Hu Feng drank water and washed his face, still speculating in his heart about the culprit behind all this.

"Could it be that the high-imitation blue and white porcelain that Lao Wang gave to the other party was discovered?"

"Lao Zhang is also possible, Tang Bohu's painting has too many flaws, but I shouldn't have thought that the painting dealer is in the same group as me. ”

"Then it should be Lao Shao, I heard that the other party is short of money, and it must be when he sold the pearl necklace, he found that it was man-made. ”

Hu Feng thought about it for a long time, but in the end he didn't find an exact person, he usually followed his father's fame to swagger outside, there were many people in the pit, there were many people who offended, and there were many people who wanted to beat him, anyone could possibly, everyone wanted to kill him and then quickly, it seems that he really has to do less moral things in the future, otherwise he doesn't even know who did it if the enemy comes to seek revenge.

I can only admit it!

Finally washed off the chili noodles on his body, when Hu Feng looked up at himself in the mirror, he was suddenly frightened, his whole face was red, as if he had a rash, his eyes were swollen and there was only a slit left, and his mouth was like holding two sausages.

At this time, the mobile phone rang again, and when he saw the caller ID, he found that it was still Stephen who had just called.

"Dead Grave Xiansen ......" Hu Feng opened his mouth, and even he himself was frightened, his lips were swollen, his face was swollen, and even his tongue was swollen, and he couldn't speak at all.

"Huh? I made a mistake. After replying, he hung up the phone.

Hu Feng looked at the phone with a wry smile, and in the next second, the phone rang again, and Hu Feng connected.

"Hu, what the hell are you doing?" Stephen roared from inside the microphone.

"Dead Grave Xiansen, you turtle chicken, I Ma Xiang will fall ......" Hu Feng tried hard to make his pronunciation clearer, but it was one thing to think about it, and it was another thing to say it, one sentence: Mr. Stephen, don't worry, I'll be there soon. When he said it, he immediately changed his taste.

"What are you talking about?"

"Huh?" Hu Feng realized that he was speaking Huaxia just now, and he hurriedly said it again in English, but the result was not as clear as Huaxia, and the grunt was like an alien language, but Stephen over there was angry, "Hu, what do you mean? Release our pigeons, right?" Hu Feng was anxious when he heard this, how dare he release the other party's pigeons?

He knew that with his current situation, no matter what, the other party couldn't hear clearly, so he hung up the phone and sent a short letter to the other party, asking the other party to calm down, he arrived immediately, and after he received Stephen's reply, he breathed a heavy sigh of relief, seven-figure revenge can't just fly.

He quickly found a pair of clothes from the closet to change into, came to the door, put on his shoes and walked out.

Yes!

Hu Feng sat on the ground with his butt and quickly took off his shoes, and two thumbtacks rolled out of it......

Do you want to play with me?

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