Opening skit:

Song Zirui: Ahhh......h

Barrage Jun: Fool monopoly!!

Barrage Jun: Exclusive prohibition

Barrage Jun: Fools are going to sing again 2333

Zhang Yiming (entering the lounge with a puzzled expression): What are you doing?

Song Zirui: Senior, good evening!

Zhang Yiming: Good evening!

Song Zirui: Because I was always rapped and didn't make progress, I wanted to practice my voice when I had time.

Zhang Yiming: It's very hard, have you achieved results?

Song Zirui: Then please trouble my seniors to help me advise!

Zhang Yiming nodded.

Barrage Jun: High-energy early warning 233333 ahead

Barrage Jun: High-energy warning ahead

Song Zirui (spit out and looked at Zhang Yiming with a sigh of relief): Twinkle and twinkle! The sky is full of little stars......

Zhang Yiming (abruptly interrupted): Wait, wait, although it is rude to interrupt you suddenly, why did you choose the song "Little Star" and still stare at me and sing it.

Song Zirui: I didn't mean that, I'm sorry, senior.

Zhang Yiming: Are there any other songs?

Song Zirui (thought about it): The stars are your dream and mine, and we are shining in the vast universe......

Zhang Yiming (wry smile): Let's sing "Little Star......

Choreographer: The show is about to start, please move to the studio, the last 10 seconds......

Zhang Yiming pulled Song Zirui's face, grimaced at the camera, and then ran towards the studio.

Choreography: 9 seconds, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2......

At the same time, the two ran into their own positions in the studio.

Stations:

First row: Wang Hao

Second row: Xu Zixiao, Lu Yichen, Song Zirui

Third row: Zhang Yiming, Tang Yujie, Jiang Yiwei

Fourth row: Qi Tianling, Zhang Shaoqian, Gu Linyang, Zhang Yang

Fifth row: Yan Ming, Zhuang Yi, Lin Jiaran, Wang Gengxin

Opening Song Time:

Wind and Sand Blowing on the Face (Slandau 2125 Earthquake Relief Song)

Lyrics: Shen Jianyuan, Composer: Gu Hongbin

Suddenly there was a roar, and I woke up from my sleep, and time seemed to stop moving forward at this moment

I said that I would persevere, keep admonishing myself, and write my own legend with our actions

Whether God has heard it clearly, our expectations for the future are silently transformed into the driving force for moving forward today

(Chorus): Even if the wind is mixed with sand and dirt, and the body is full of mud, I will also take on the mission of saving everyone

Tell me that I can't cry at the moment, that crying doesn't solve the problem, and that if I hear clearly, tell me where you are with a shout

The courage to survive

We're still working hard, so you can't give up, and we'll hold on together, no matter how big the odds are

Even if the wind is blowing and hindering our progress, I will keep pushing myself with my chest puffed up

So God, please tell me how I can find you, and interpret miracles again with your heartbeat

(Chorus): Listen to the voices under the ruins, tell me that there is always one of you, and use your last strength to dig through the ruins

As long as we can keep working hard, the morning light will eventually rise, symbolizing our courage to overcome difficulties in the end

For you and my faith

Lin Jiaran pushed open the door.

Lin Jiaran: Si is a burrow!

Shi Wei (in front of the camera): Hello everyone!

"Ah~Autumn~"

Shi Wei (crying and laughing): The opening shouldn't be like this.

Zhou Huali (apologize to everyone): I'm sorry, but I'm allergic to hay fever.

Shi Wei/Zhou Huali: Actually, the guests we are going to invite today have a very strong relationship with our Slandau!

Shi Wei: Teacher Guo Luxiang and Teacher Ma Yuntao!

Zhou Huali applauded.

Narrator: As a witness to the start of Slandau and a senior who hosted the early stage of "Slandao and the Battle of 100 People", Mr. Guo Luxiang and Mr. Ma Yuntao, who are masters in the cross talk industry, are the on-site support guests who must be on the occasion of Slandao's annual tour every year, and the seniors who gave a lot of help to the early Slandao, and finally logged in to "Si is Burrow" today.

Shi Wei (expression uneasy): I'm so nervous.

Zhou Huali: But didn't you just take this opportunity to let the two teachers see the progress and changes of our Slandau?

Shi Wei (with a little confidence): That's right, so do you have confidence?

Zhou Huali (just wanted to speak): "Ah~Autumn~"

Shi Wei (laughs): Let's wear a mask, it will be rude for a while.

Narrator: So, after putting on their masks, the two of them walked towards the lounge where the two teachers were.

The two came to the outside of the lounge, knocked on the door, and Mr. Guo Luxiang opened the door.

Shi Wei/Zhou Huali (bowing): Good evening, two teachers!

Guo Luxiang (pretending to be surprised to sell jokes): I have already eaten it just now if I delivered the takeaway.

Shi Wei (smiling and waving in denial): We are not delivering takeaways.

Guo Luxiang (continue to sell jokes): If you repair the water pipes, you will be upstairs.

Zhou Huali (smiling and waving his hand to deny): We are not repairing water pipes.

Ma Yuntao (pretending to be stupid): Then who are you?

Zhou Huali: We are Slandau!

Guo Luxiang/Ma Yuntao: Oh~~~~~!

Shi Wei (smiled and picked up the joke): Although we don't have any star aura, we are indeed not delivering food or repairing water pipes, we are Slandau!!

For a moment, everyone present laughed.

Shi Wei: Although it is very presumptuous, we are recording a program called "Si is Burrow", I wonder if the two teachers know!?

Guo Luxiang: You know, both of us are watching!

Shi Wei (excited): Really? What do the two teachers think?

Ma Yuntao (poisonous tongue): It's very boring.

Guo Luxiang (selling jokes): It's okay to think about it if it's boring or something, you don't need to say it.

Laughter on the spot.

Shi Wei: As witnesses who witnessed the birth and start of Slandao, the two teachers should know us very well about Slandau!

The two teachers nodded.

Zhou Huali: So, I would like to ask the two teachers a question about our Slandau group, which is divided into 5 groups, namely Hua Dan group, rock group, RAP group, treble group and ......

Guo Luxiang: Production group!

After saying that, he laughed to himself.

Ma Yuntao (for a moment): You were the only one laughing.

Guo Luxiang: ......

Narrator: After enough of the joke, the two of them sent out invitations to the two teachers.

Shi Wei: So, at the end of the show, can you invite two teachers as guests to participate in our recording?

Guo Luxiang/Ma Yuntao: Of course not......

"Ah~Aki......

Shi Wei (impatiently complaining): It's almost there, give me control.

Zhou Huali apologized again and again when he saw that he was so out of shape in front of his seniors, but he ......

Guo Luxiang (laughs): I know how to control the atmosphere, do you want to come to the cross talk industry to develop?

Zhou Huali (looking incredulous): I'd better continue singing.

The scene laughed.

Narrator: Please wait for the next infiltration invitation!

Yan Ming pushed open the door.

Yan Ming: Si is a burrow!

Xu Zixiao: Good evening, everyone! I'm Xu Zixiao, a graduate student of Slandau, and the next thing I'm going to sing is the song "First Day".

Barrage Jun: Exclusive to Dumb Treasure!

Barrage Jun: Small pseudo (anti-harmony) banknotes

Barrage Jun: It's really handsome when you're not staying!

Xu Zixiao: This song is a testimonial song of the predecessors in the hard work period, and it is also the first song of the Slandao, I joined the Slandau as a graduate student of the Slandao, and I have not experienced the time of the predecessors of the first generation, but this song is a very important song called the Divine Comedy for each of our Slandau members, I like this song very much, and at the same time use this song to motivate myself, I am honored to bring this song to you today, Next, listen to "The First Day"!

"The First Day"

Lyrics and composition: Gu Hongbin

Xu Zixiao plays and sings on the piano

Today I finally stood on this long-awaited stage and listened to the melody of shouting for me from the audience.

When I think back to the hardships of this struggle, I can't stop moistening my eyes with a warm current.

Sweat and tears, unity and not giving up. All the efforts, just to thank you behind you.

Laughter and sweetness, troubles and loneliness. We said yes, and we will share the sweetness together.

At this moment in the day, it is impossible to thank you for a simple gratitude.

(Chorus): Dreams are the memories you give me, so that today's moment is no longer dull, let me convey the mood of the first day to you again.

(Chorus): Dreams are raindrops under the sun's rays, blooming unknown light to ignite new miracles, all of which I will always remember in my heart.

Barrage Jun: Cool treasure is great!

Barrage Jun: It is worthy of being the successor of the sub-president, I don't have to say!

Today I finally stood on this long-awaited stage and listened to the melody of shouting for me from the audience.

When I think back to the hardships of this struggle, I can't stop moistening my eyes with a warm current.

Sweat and tears, unity and not giving up. All the efforts, just to thank you behind you.

Laughter and sweetness, troubles and loneliness. We said yes, and we will share the sweetness together.

At this moment in the day, it is impossible to thank you for a simple gratitude.

(Chorus): Dreams are the memories you give me, so that today's moment is no longer dull, let me convey the mood of the first day to you again.

(Chorus): Dreams are raindrops under the sun's rays, blooming unknown light to ignite new miracles, all of which I will always remember in my heart.

Yan Ming pushed open the door.

Yan Ming: Si is a burrow!

Subtitle Jun: The total length of the small black house.

"Knock knock~"

Zhou Weichao: It looks like it's coming, please come in!

Lin Jiaran: Good evening! Zhou Weichao's senior, I am Lin Jiaran!

Zhou Weichao: I know! Graduate students, these little boys are really thanks to your leadership!

Lin Jiaran: I just did my duty, and unexpectedly everyone was very conscious!

Zhou Weichao: The first time we talked about it was in "Slandau vs. 100 Battles", when you were not promoted to the graduate student council, but when I first saw you in this group of little children, I felt that you were indeed a big brother who could lead these children.

Lin Jiaran shook her head.

Zhou Weichao: But you can't just be a green leaf all the time, as a member of Slandau, you must have the ambition to become a flower.

Lin Jiaran: Actually, Jianyuan's predecessors told me a long time ago.

Zhou Weichao: I have a very good relationship with Jianyuan's predecessors, and I often give advice to myself like a big brother.

Lin Jiaran: Yes, he is a very reliable big brother. I always tell me that there should not be children who work hard silently but are not recognized, if there is talent, it must be shown, even if it is not recognized by everyone, it has really bloomed on the stage, and there will be no regrets in the future when I recall it.

Zhou Weichao: Yes, in my impression, you were very confused in the early days, and after Lu Yichen, Xu Zixiao, and Song Zirui had achievements in the same period, it was obvious that you were unwilling from your expressions......

Lin Jiaran (smiled): Emotions are written on her face.

Zhou Weichao: It should be a lot better now, and I have gradually found my own position in this big family.

Lin Jiaran: Yes, try to be yourself.

Zhou Weichao: (Shen Jianyuan) When my seniors graduated at that time, when I handed over the name of the chief to me, I was also very confused and depressed, and I always felt that I could not lead Slandau to move forward, not to mention achieving better brilliance, if I even maintained the achievements that my predecessors could not achieve when they were there, I felt like I had become a sinner. In this context, my predecessors also want you to tell me that I just need to work hard to be myself, I don't need too much pressure and burden, and it is enough for all fans and fans who like Slandau to see the most real Zhou Weichao.

Lin Jiaran nodded.

Zhou Weichao: As my predecessors have always said, if you pay, you will be rewarded, so you finally entered the special attack group (1).

Lin Jiaran: Yes, I have become the representative of Shi Wei's predecessors (2), and I have received more notices than before, and this thing is like a dream even now when I think about it.

Zhou Weichao: Although the predecessor is no longer in Slandau, I believe that he will continue to pay attention to you, pay attention to you, and watch everyone go further on the road of dreams.

Lin Jiaran nodded.

Zhou Weichao: As a member of Slandau, do you have any ambitions this year? For yourself?

Lin Jiaran: For me, like Jianyuan's predecessors, Xicheng's predecessors, and Gu Hongbin's teachers......

Zhou Weichao (abruptly interrupted with a smile): Teacher Gu? Suddenly Mr. Gu jumped out and startled me. I can understand the two seniors, and the sudden popping up of Teacher Gu makes me feel weird.

Lin Jiaran (smirk): Because the seniors worked very hard at the beginning, everyone can immediately say the names of the seniors in the first phase when they talk about Slandau. As the leader of this new blood, I want to shoulder the responsibility of leading graduate students to become the new synonym of Slandau.

Zhou Weichao (nodded): Yes, there must be such an upward ambition and momentum within Slandau, I really hope you can cheer!

Narrator: At the end of the program, we will give you the latest cross talk joke "Selling Buns" by Mr. Guo Luxiang and Mr. Ma Yuntao!

Narrator: This show is the same as previous shows, even if you tell your name, you don't know what company sponsors the broadcast!

(1) Special attack group: The 16-member lineup of Slandau Dance can be said to be the top 16 popular members within Slandau.

(2) Substitution: When a member of the special attack team is unable to attend some programs, the member who is responsible for replacing this member.