My name is Wang Xiaoshun, I am twenty-seven years old this year, and I am an out-and-out otaku. I work for a small company and spend all day with my paperbag and looking down to see if there is any money on the ground.

Except for me, all the guys and beauties in the company are handsome and beautiful women (to be clear: I'm not a shemale).

Scarcity is expensive, and the beauties of the company talk to me all day long (actually borrowing my mobile phone, Fort phone porridge).

Ge Bingcheng's spirit of helping others helps beauties maintain their circle of friends. (Actually, I want to eat their tofu)

No one smiled at me every day except for my aunt, who sold fritters.

The most texted by me was my landlord (female).

The text message reads as follows:

Stinky boy, I haven't paid the rent yet, it's been a few months.

There is only one brother, brain-dead plus idiot.

When you see me, whenever and wherever you are, you will ask, have you eaten?

The point is that every time I asked, I was not invited to dinner.

A friend of the opposite sex, a dog at my grandmother's house.

skills, eating, drinking, sleeping.

Mantra, pigs can't compare to me.

People give nicknames: eat fast.

Nickname: Eat a lot.

There is no greater distance in the world than being only five centimeters from a restaurant and only five cents in your pocket.

I thought I was going to spend my life like this, but God played a joke on me, and I crossed over, in briefs.

It was a brightly lit night, and I stood in the bathroom at home, looking in the mirror, looking up at my handsome face.

Suddenly, with a bang, the mirror burst because it couldn't bear my handsomeness.

I was so scared that my pants fell off.

At this time, a beautiful woman suddenly rushed in, holding a stack of RMB, and said that she wanted to support me.

What kind of person is my brother! Manly! Don't say it's a stack of people's hair, even if it's one, my brother will take it.

Sadly, at the moment when I took over the people's handkerchief, my brother crossed.

At this time, I was wearing briefs, standing in the forest, facing three men, in case they looked at my brother's handsomeness, and put my brother that and that.

Brother won't be able to get out of bed in the future.

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