Chapter 134: Ugly People Are Doing Weird
I took out a macaroni ancient jade from my bag and put it in my mouth, this jade pendant is extremely yin, the purpose of this is to prevent the bull head and horse face from discovering that I am a living person. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Otherwise...... That's a problem.
The footsteps were getting closer, and their conversation could be faintly heard.
"Old Hei, how can you have time to invite our two brothers out for a drink today?"
I quickly covered my mouth and almost laughed. It turned out that the yin of the underworld also called him Lao Hei.
"Hey, isn't it that the workload has been getting bigger and bigger recently, find two yin cha to drink and chat together, and by the way, enhance the relationship between colleagues. The old black beckoned to sit down, glanced in my direction, and I made an OK gesture to him.
I took a closer look at the bull head and horse noodles, and was a little disappointed, it was not at all what the legend said. Legend has it that the head of a bull and a horse have the head of a cow and the head of a horse, but the two yin differences in front of him look similar to people, but they are ...... Not very handsome.
The appearance is very average.,Belong to the type that can't be found in the crowd.。 However, the body is quite strong, and it should be about 1.8 meters.
They wore two very special brooches on their chests, one with the head of a cow and the other with the head of a horse.
"I said old black, you can't be ...... Something is required of us, right?" the bull head glanced at the horse's face, and his tone carried these sarcasm tones. It seems that this bull head and horse face really have a strange temper, which suddenly reminds me of an idiom, ugly people are weird.
"Haha......" Ma Mian suddenly laughed twice, not knowing what was funny: "Brother Niu, this is the first time that we have invited the two of us to drink." ”
"yes, don't you have a request for us?"
This bull head and horse face take themselves too seriously, and they get angry when they look at it, and they really want to slap them to death.
has wronged Lao Hei, and if he has the opportunity, he must rectify them. I now regret why I didn't put laxatives in my wine.
The old black glanced at me, put his hand under the table and secretly gestured to me.
"Come on, come on, have a drink. It's not too early, and I still have to go to work. Lao Hei filled the cup with wine and handed it to Niu Tou Ma Mian.
The bulls and horses glanced at each other, but they didn't make a move. Seemingly...... They're very suspicious.
"Drink, what's wrong? Afraid that I'll be poisoned?" Lao Hei smiled, raised his glass and drank it all: "I did it, you are free." ”
Niu Tou Ma saw that Lao Hei drank it, and then he was relieved.
Watching them drink one cup after another, I was a little sleepy hiding behind the door, but they were not drunk at all, and the flow was too good.
Seeing that the wine bottles on the table were almost empty, there were only two jars of white wine with eggs.
Niu Tou opened the wine jar and sniffed it carefully: "Ah~ It's been a long time! Hey, there are ...... eggs."
"There are eggs?" Ma Mian was extremely excited when he heard the word egg, and quickly opened another jar of liquor: "Sure enough, there are eggs!"
Ma Mian quickly picked up the chopsticks and prepared to scoop the eggs, the eggs were round, and it was not so easy to scoop them up with chopsticks.
After a while, the bull head on the side couldn't stand it anymore: "Idiot! Drink all the wine, won't you eat eggs!"
"That's right!" Ma Mian patted his head, picked up the wine jar and began to drink.
The old black smiled, held up two fingers at me, and made a 'yes' gesture.
A whole jar of liquor went down to the belly, the bull head and horse noodles obviously couldn't hold on, the eggs were not eaten, and with a bang~', the wine jar fell directly to the ground and shattered.
The bull head and the horse face lay on the table dizzily, and the bull head still held the head of the horse face, complaining: "Old horse, you, you...... Don't shake it, it's making my head dizzy. ”