Chapter 23: Bad Taste

In the early morning of the next day, Tengfei slammed the door outside Jiang Dahao's door: "Brother Hao, haven't you gotten up yet, hurry, you're going to be late." ”

Jiang Dahao turned over on the bed and yelled, "Get up and fart, Lao Tzu will continue to sleep." ”

"No, public classes are all fingerprinted, everyone will go on the first day, and you won't be able to do it then, and you will keep it in mind for the teacher, and at the end of the semester, don't think that the teacher will release water. ”

Listening to the crooked loud voices coming from outside the door, Jiang Dahao hurriedly covered his ears and shouted: "Whoever doesn't let Lao Tzu sleep until he wakes up naturally, Lao Tzu will be in a hurry with whom, don't bother me." ”

Five seconds later, Jiang Dahao said: "Whew... Whew..."

Tengfei was helpless, so he had to find Li Ming and go out of the bedroom together.

At half past eight, the lecture hall on the A floor of the teaching building, advanced mathematics class.

Advanced mathematics is a public compulsory course, and there are only three teachers who teach this course each semester, so at this time, one-third of the sophomore students gathered in the lecture hall, they came from different departments and classes, and there were almost more than 200 people in the dark, and the scene was very spectacular.

In front of the podium, stood a middle-aged man in his fifties, bald, with a Chinese face, wearing a pair of black-framed glasses, and an old-fashioned expression.

"I am your high math teacher this semester, my name is Wu Yan, Koutian Wu, strict Yan. ”

The middle-aged man introduced to everyone: "I have been engaged in teaching for thirty-two years, just like my name, strict and meticulous. ”

As he spoke, he half-turned around and pointed to the huge projection screen next to the blackboard showing the sign-in situation: "Today is the first class of the new semester, there should be two hundred and seventy-one people, and the actual number is two hundred and sixty-five..."

Report. ”

A loud voice interrupted Wu Yan's words, and I saw five students appear at the door of the classroom, it was Ding Hui and his four followers, Wang Kai stepped forward, bowed and said, "Teacher, I'm sorry, we're late." ”

"Which department is in which class?"

Wang Kai replied: "The fifth class of the Department of Physical Education. ”

"Come in. The middle-aged man waved his hand to signal them to come in, and then said lightly: "Ten points will be deducted for one time you are late, and thirty points will be deducted for one time you are absent from class, and the usual points will account for twenty percent of the total score at the end of the semester." ”

Ding Hui's five people's hearts jumped, and everyone present also looked nervous, it seems that this Wu Yan is really strict, this is only the first class, and two points in the total semester score of five students were deducted, you must know that the subject score of the university is different from that of high school, it is divided into two parts, the former accounts for 20 percent, the latter accounts for 80 percent, under normal circumstances, in the final exam, those who can get more than 80 points are excellent students, most of them are concentrated in about 70 points, and 30 percent of the students are hovering above and below the passing line, so that the usual score is particularly important, the difference of two points is likely to determine whether the course is good or not.

And advanced mathematics is still a basic compulsory course, can not be replaced by other disciplines, if you do not pass the guò once, not only have to pay additional tuition, but also spend a lot of time and energy to retake, and what is more terrible is that once you fail to pass the guò three times in a row, you will lose the qualification to obtain a bachelor's degree, which is very strict.

Ding Hui and the five of them hesitated, but they still didn't defend, they came to the computer and pressed their handprints, and then walked to the area where the fifth class of the physical education department was located.

"Two hundred and seventy-one people, now there are two hundred and seventy people, that..."

"Teacher, ask for leave, Brother Hao is not feeling well. ”

Halfway through Wu Yan's words, Tengfei suddenly stood up from the crowd and raised his hand to interrupt.

Everyone cast questioning glances at him, Wu Yan looked at Tengfei a little confused, and asked puzzledly, "Who is Brother Hao?"

Tengfei Waterfall Khan, and said quietly: "Jiang Dahao." ”

The name "Jiang Dahao" fell into everyone's ears, combined with what Tengfei said before, "He is not feeling well", obediently, after an instant of weird silence, the whole classroom exploded.

"Jiang Dahao, it's that Jiang Dahao, he was not feeling well, and he was unwell overnight. ”

"In the video of the forum, he was fine last night, but it was only one night, and he couldn't get out of bed to come to class, no, this night was too crazy. ”

"I don't think it's crazy, it's too weak, you haven't seen the uploaded photos, that body is very thin. ”

All kinds of remarks were mixed together, and the classroom simply became a vegetable market, Tengfei had already sat down, and his heart had slipped his cheap mouth back and forth dozens of times, and everyone in the second class such as Hua Shao looked at each other, and they all saw a look of crying and laughing in each other's eyes.

Wu Yan looked at this scene inexplicably, his brows furrowed, his palms pressed against the void, and he said in a deep voice: "Quiet, quiet, what's going on?"

The noise was only a little weaker, and one person suddenly replied in a loud voice: "Teacher, you have to ask Mo Xinyu from the first class of the management department about this." ”

Another earth-shattering name, there was an uproar in the classroom again, and everyone's eyes shifted to the area where the first class of the management department was located, a cold beauty, wearing a white dress today, if the iceberg snow lotus was sitting there, but at this time, her pretty face was so red that it was like dripping blood.

"Quiet!"

Wu Yan snorted, then looked at Mo Xinyu with a deep frown, and asked puzzledly, "Classmate Mo Xinyu, what's going on?"

"Jiang Dahao, where did you die. In her heart, she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, but Mo Xinyu slowly stood up against everyone's strange eyes, lowered her head and said angrily: "How would I know." ”

The scene was already very embarrassing when he arrived here, Wu Yan was silent for a while, didn't ask much, waved his hand and motioned for Mo Xinyu to sit down, and at this time, another person shouted without thinking much of a big deal: "Teacher, I know, I know." ”

That person is also a fat man like Tengfei, but he lacks the tough feeling of Tengfei, to put it bluntly, he almost jumped to his feet, and his eyebrows danced: "Teacher, can the computer on your podium access the Internet?"

"Yes. Wu Yan nodded helplessly.

The fat man immediately ran to the podium with a body of meat shaking, picked up the mouse and clicked a few times, and then entered a website domain name, and with the press of the Enter key, the picture of the campus forum was reflected on the projection screen.

Forum Article 1: Outside the nickname, big news, last night, the god man Jiang Dahao and the goddess disappeared overnight, twelve hours later, Jiang Dahao announced that he was not feeling well, and the guess was caused by excessive fatigue and body overdraft.

This was apparently posted two minutes ago by someone here, and there have been nine people who have replied to the top.

Article 2: The goddess denied it in public: "How do I know." "Does this mean that the goddess is very dissatisfied with Jiang Dahao's appearance last night, guessing that Jiang Dahao is weak and weak.

This display was posted a minute ago, and there are currently seven people with the top of the reply.

And the third one is funny, it is a picture, in the picture is the good-looking Ding Hui, his handsome face is distorted and deformed, hooking a little finger upward, and there is a line of annotation after the picture: "Boy, you take my goddess away, remember my face." ”

This picture was uploaded at 11 o'clock last night, and it was so popular that it was topped with 894 replies.

……

At this time, the fat man didn't know whether it was intentional or not, with a light press of the mouse, Ding Hui's portrait photo was displayed on the projection screen all over the screen, and suddenly, the fat man leaned forward and backward with laughter, and the whole classroom was completely boiling.

Ding Hui, who was still standing in the aisle, had turned around at this time, looking at the photo of himself on the projection screen, his face was so gloomy that he was about to drip water, and he clearly felt that the eyes of everyone present were mocking and playful.

He shifted his gaze and looked at the fat man's eyes with cold murderous intent, if it weren't for the wrong occasion now, he would definitely lead Wang Kai and the other four followers to shoot together, and make this meat ball that killed a thousand knives open to the flesh.

This is a great shame, and Ding Hui is secretly determined to make Jiang Dahao, the culprit of this incident, pay a painful price.

The out-of-control scene lasted for more than two minutes, Wu Yan shook his head bitterly, closed the website page, and then impatiently drove the fat man and Ding Hui and others to the seat, at this moment, he only felt that he really couldn't understand the world, thinking back then, when he and his wife fell in love, they didn't even dare to hold their little hands, and the two of them were afraid of being bumped into by acquaintances when they walked on the road, but the modern avant-garde young people actually took out this kind of * between men and women as a topic to discuss, it was simply unbelievable.

In short, he has a particularly mixed mood right now.

Just when there was a commotion in the staircase classroom because of this episode, our classmate Jiang Dahao was lying comfortably on the bed in the dormitory, and a line of saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth: "Whew... Whew..."