"Well, I've had a question I've wanted to ask for a long time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Luo Xiaolong changed the question and said:

"How did you come to Earth? Why are you looking for Neptune? What happened to the Sea Dragon King? ”

"You don't know how to count, do you? You have one problem here, four questions. ”

“…… Our brothers are half a pound and eight taels, and no one can say anyone. Tell me a few questions, right? ”

The machine spirit sighed and recalled:

"Since that's the case, if you don't ask these questions, I have to make them clear to you. I have worked hard to nurture you, and I want you to be able to help me in my time of need.

Where to start? Let's start with the piece of paper I left you in the cave, in the other world, after I was refined into a machine spirit by the dragon king, I traveled the world with the dragon king. One day, I met a bird on a large mountain. This bird is the king of birds......"

"Phoenix? It turns out that the screen and the feather are really phoenix......"

"Can you not interrupt?"

"I'm sorry, I'm excited, you go on."

"The phoenix is the king of birds. The male is called 'phoenix', and the female is called 'phoenix', and they are always called phoenix. And the one we met was a phoenix. When they first met, they had already turned into Terrans, and they didn't know each other's details. As soon as the dragon king saw the man incarnated by Feng, with an extraordinary temperament and an explosive appearance, he immediately fell in love and took the initiative to strike up a conversation. Alas, in fact, I think that as a man, although appearance is very important, the most important thing is ...... What happened to you? Constipated? ”

"What is constipation, I don't know how smooth it is! I just think that a dignified Sea Dragon King, how can he still be a crooked and brokeback...... No, what, could it be you? ”

Thinking of this, Luo Xiaolong was taken aback, and wanted to get up and stay away from the Qi Ling.

"Bend a fart! Fuck your sister's brokeback! Who said she's a gay guy anymore? Is it okay for me, the Sea Dragon King, to be a woman? ”

"Huh?! What's going on? ”

Luo Xiaolong was taken aback again:

"The Neptune is a woman? The Female Sea Dragon King? ”

"What's so strange about this, who stipulated that the Sea Dragon King must be a male?"

"This ...... This is also too surprising! I really didn't think about it. Looks like my imagination is still not enough! ”

"Just you? It's not even close! You don't want to think about it, if it weren't for the female dragon king, I would have been so easily captured by her? ”

"Oh-I see!"

Luo Xiaolong and the machine spirit glanced at each other, and the two of them invariably let out a lewd laugh in unison:

"Ahhh......h

"I think when a woman is looking for a boyfriend, she can't always judge people by their appearance, and their appearance is the only criterion for talking about friends. At least we should give those men whose appearance and figure conditions are not very good a chance to show his inner side, and then decide the advantages and disadvantages through comprehensive comparison, which is not unfair, do you say this is the truth? ”

"This ...... So what would it be like to take what you said and change the gender? ”

"Well, I think when a man is looking for a girlfriend, he can't always judge people by their appearance, and their appearance is the only criterion for talking about friends. At the very least, it is fair to give those women whose appearance and figure conditions are not very good a chance to show her inner side, and then decide the advantages and disadvantages after comprehensive comparison...... How does this feel so awkward! As a man, what else can you look at when looking for a girlfriend without looking at your face or body? ”

"Lao Hai, when it comes to this, I'm going to criticize you, I can't imagine that you have been on Earth for so long, and how can the things you see and comprehend are still so superficial. Body appearance is only the surface, money is the key. ”

"Mani? You mean money? This thing is only so important to you, and there is no concept of money in us. Hey, I told you you you don't understand either, so I'll move on to the bird.

I won't say much about the process, it's sad to talk too much. To put it simply, he and her fell in love at first sight. Since then, the two of them have always been together without shame, engaging in some dragon flying and phoenix dances, and the idiom of dragon and phoenix Chengxiang came out, which made me angry. One day, she taught him to swim in the sea, and in order to be out of sight and out of mind, I hunted a few pheasants on the island and prepared to roast pheasants to eat, when suddenly a sentence floated from the sky: What a sin! At the same time, a large number of dragons and phoenixes flew into the sky.

It turned out that her affair with him was known to the Dragon Clan and the Phoenix Clan. Both tribes were furious, and a large army was sent to break them apart.

People in love really have negative IQs. If these two people recognize the situation clearly and honestly go back to their respective homes, maybe there will be a chance to meet in the future, who knows that they not only refuse to give in, but also keep saying that they are true love!

Hmph, what a fart! Do you still want to join forces to resist and twist your arms over your thighs? In the end, they were outnumbered and beaten half to death! In the end, he was captured, and she was crushed under the sea at a depth of 10,000 meters. And I, the unlucky guy, along with all the unlucky guys on the island, were bombarded by the dragon boss!

At that time, I thought I was going to die, but for some reason, I was bombed to the earth. So there's what I told you before. ”

After listening to this, Luo Xiaolong groaned and looked at the machine spirit and said:

"Lao Hai, to be honest, if you really want me to help, I hope you don't hide anything from me anymore. If you keep saying that half is left and half is left, then I will feel uncomfortable, and I don't dare to do my best to help you, do you think that's the truth? ”

"The conscience of heaven and earth, I said there that half of it should be left and half of it...... Just a little bit left! Well, if you have any questions, just ask. ”

"First, since you said that she is the female sea dragon king and the boss of the dragon clan, how can any dragon dare to take care of her affairs?"

"Who said she was the boss of the dragon clan?"

"Didn't you say she was the Sea Dragon King?"

"The Sea Dragon King and the Dragon Clan Boss, there is no equivalence between the two. The Sea Dragon King, after passing the internal assessment of the dragon clan, was awarded a title by the patriarch of the dragon clan, along with the awarding of the title, there will also be a sea area to be sealed, and after getting the seal, the dragon will go to guard the sea area, and under normal circumstances, it is not allowed to leave without the permission of the call of the superiors.

Compared with humans, although the number of dragons is relatively small, the internal hierarchy is also very numerous and strict. Ranked in terms of rank, from the patriarch, there are also elders, inspectors, great dragon kings, sea dragon kings, dragon generals, etc.

Therefore, the title of Sea Dragon King seems to be very big, but in fact, within the Dragon Clan, it can only be ranked at the fourth level at most, and the distance from the Dragon Clan Boss is still very far. You get the idea, right? ”

"I see. I thought Neptune was the ultimate boss. The old dragon's previously awakened racial inheritance, it seems that either the information has not been updated for too long and has been out, or something has gone wrong. ”

Luo Xiaolong sighed and asked the second question:

"Didn't you say that you were bombarded by Boss Long, how did you know that she was crushed on the bottom of the sea? Is this dragon boss the patriarch? ”

"This dragon boss is a great dragon king, her cousin, and her top boss, and this guy is the one who fused me with the energy after refining the conch. Because of Boss Long's favor for her, she can often leave her own territory and move around, so that she can meet and fall in love with a phoenix.

Let's be honest with you, the dragon boss pressed her to the bottom of the sea to protect her, otherwise she would be captured back to Sea Dragon Island, and her immortality would basically be useless. Before being bombed, in addition to these words, Boss Long also told me that because the conch had devoured the sand of time and the stone of space, he had the attributes of recording time nodes and traveling through space since then, but he had not experimented with these attributes much, and he didn't know if the spirit was not spiritual, so if I didn't die, I would find a chance to come back and rescue her.

Okay, I've got it all figured. Whether you're satisfied or not, that's it. ”

After listening to this, Luo Xiaolong pondered for a moment and said:

"What do you mean you want me to travel with you to the Otherworld to save the Mother Sea Dragon King?"

"Yes."

"Let's talk about the national football team winning the World Cup!"

"You can call the old dragon to go to the other world together, there, there are all the conditions for him to advance to the Sea Dragon King."

"Let's talk about the other world, do you want to bring your passport to get a visa or something? By the way, how do you travel back in time? ”

"I don't know."

"What? You don't know?! ”

Luo Xiaolong jumped up:

"That's. What should I do if I can't come back? ”

"Now I don't even know how to travel back in time, how can I know how to travel back? As I just said, I was bombed to the earth, not by high-speed train or plane. ”

"Then we've been talking about yarn here for a long time. Is it useful to say so much? Okay, okay, you don't have to say it, you don't have to eat, I'm going to starve to death, I'll fill my stomach first. ”