Chapter 406: Dog Scum
Day and night changed, the airship fleet returned to the land of water, and even after arriving in Kyoto, Jiang Jia'an was still in a state of panic.
Brother Ha didn't think about it so much, it was only in the late stage of Jindan, whether it was facing a god or a demigod, there was no room for resistance, let alone a true god.
Therefore, Brother Ha's idea is very simple, that is, to cultivate quickly and break through to the Yuan Infant Stage as soon as possible.
Yuan Baby, also known as Yuan Fetus, is a small baby hatched from the dantian, which is equivalent to another body of the body, which can be called the Dharma body, and with the Dharma body, you can perceive the rules of the world more directly.
Of course, perceiving rules is a thing that depends entirely on talent, and some people can experience the existence of rules in a very short period of time, and even integrate into the rules, use the rules, and then become gods, but for the vast majority of people, it is not easy.
However, this is all for later, Brother Ha has not yet reached the time to break through the Yuan Infant, so he still has to continue to cultivate.
Everyone in Harbin is also busy, especially after a while, Gaoke is going to get married, which is a great joy.
As a witness to the marriage, Brother Ha had to prepare gifts for Gaoke in advance, so that he could save time for people to compare.
Yes, Ha Ge must prepare a special gift for Gao Ke, and he can't let others see the joke.
"What to give?" Brother Ha was a little worried, what he has the most money now is money, or send money, just be simple and rude, as long as you have money, you can buy whatever you want, completely according to your own heart.
However, it's not realistic to think about it, it's too vulgar to send money, it is estimated that you will send money on the front foot, and the back foot will be sprayed by many people to be ignorant.
"Then what to give?" Brother Ha really couldn't think of it, because he had only given gifts in his previous life, and he had never given gifts, so he really had no experience.
"Haha, are you thinking of giving a gift to the wedding of the University of Science and Technology?" Zhang Panpan walked over and saw Brother Ha's embarrassment at a glance.
"That's right" Brother Ha said helplessly: "My current identity is a bit special, and everyone is looking at it, so the gift must be given with a heart." ”
"Hmm" Zhang Panpan pondered for a while, and then said cautiously: "If you give gifts, we should start from the personality, habits, and hobbies of the Gaoke people, and then choose the gifts he likes." ”
"That's right," Ha Ge doubted, "However, Gao Ke has a lazy personality and likes to sleep, so I can't give him a bed." ”
"Uh......" Zhang Panpan was a little embarrassed: "Why don't we send something ordinary, some gold and silver jewelry, poetry, calligraphy, calligraphy and painting." ”
"Okay" Brother Ha nodded: "Just send these things, but you have to add the exclusive mark of Gaoke, so that it will be commemorative." ”
A lot of good ideas suddenly popped up in Ha Ge's mind, but if he wanted to finally determine which one it was, he had to go around the street to have the most intuitive feeling.
Thinking of doing it, Brother Ha and Zhang Panpan are ready to go out, but they must disguise themselves before going out, otherwise, the crazy fans will be enough to make Brother Ha unable to move an inch.
Zhang Panpan wore a large black windbreaker, and Brother Ha wore a very exaggerated black sunglasses, and the two of them walked on the street, black and pressed, and they didn't look like good people.
However, this is not critical, as long as you don't meet acquaintances, no one can tell that there is Brother Ha under the sunglasses.
Zhang Panpan took Brother Ha around the small commodity store, and looked at a bunch of home accessories, couple necklaces, crystal ornaments and the like, and was very satisfied.
Brother Ha didn't expect it to go so smoothly, so Zhang Panpan picked a pair of jade bracelets, and Brother Ha picked a pair of wine glasses and came to the counter.
"Boss, on this style of jade bracelet and wine glass, each pair of kinds, engraved with the names of Gao Ke and Guo Wenwen respectively, to use bronzing fonts...... "Brother Ha la la la la put forward a few requirements.
The shopkeeper listened disapprerovingly, and at the same time showed a mysterious smile, which made Brother Ha and Zhang Panpan uneasy.
"Has it been discovered?" Ha Ge looked a little frightened, but was blocked by his sunglasses. It's still far from Hafu, and if your identity is revealed, it won't be easy to go home.
Seeing Brother Ha's uneasy writhing, the shopkeeper smiled even more weirdly: "This lord, do you want to give a wedding gift to Master Gao Ke, the assistant to Ha Shen, the chief expert of the Twelfth Army Weapons Bureau." ”
Although Brother Ha covered his figure, he did not hide his breath, so Jindan's cultivation in the later period is not a secret, and the shopkeeper has seen more masters, so he can naturally recognize it, as for Zhang Panpan, at first glance, it is the foundation building period, a little person.
"Yes" As soon as Brother Ha heard the title of the shopkeeper, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it turned out that the shopkeeper still didn't recognize its identity.
"Hehehe" The shopkeeper rubbed his bare chin, and said pretending to be profound: "Do you also know?"
"What do you know?" said Hago, confused.
"Pretend, continue to pretend" The shopkeeper looked at Brother Ha with disdain, and said disdainfully: "The bride's family has released the news, the wedding of the Gao Ke Master will be witnessed by the sage, in today's world, in addition to the god Ha, who else is more in line with the standards of the sage." ”
"Is it?" Brother Ha felt the dog's face blush, and hurriedly said modestly: "Erha still has many shortcomings, its cultivation is not enough, it is greedy for pleasure, if you give it a little sunshine, it will be brilliant, and if you give it a little flood, it will flood......"
The shopkeeper directly interrupted Brother Ha, and then roared angrily: "Close the door and beat the dog!"
"Ah, Nani!" Brother Ha and Zhang Panpan were instantly confused, what is the situation?
However, the shopkeeper was even more furious: "I saw you as a dog just now, and I looked up at you, but I didn't expect you to dare to insult my idol Ha Shen, is it unbearable!"
"Yes", a bunch of shopkeepers ran around, scolding at Brother Ha.
"You are also a member of the dog clan, why is there such a big gap between your ideological realm and Ha God?"
"Originally, I thought that dogs were good dogs, but it seems that there are exceptions, you are the vicious dog that ruined the reputation of the dog clan. ”
"Correct the name of the god and eliminate the harm for the dog clan!"
"Kill the dog!"
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For a while, the crowd was indignant, and Ha Ge insulted himself, which could even cause dissatisfaction among the masses.
"Don't be impulsive, we should catch this scum of the dog clan and hand it over to Hafu, maybe we can see Ha Shen again" The shopkeeper waved his hand and stopped everyone.
"Good idea" everyone is gearing up and preparing to do it.
"Boom", the door of the small commodity store was kicked open, accompanied by a loud shout: "I heard that there are scum of the dog clan who are slandering my master, who is it, see if I don't kill you." ”