Chapter 235: Lori, Zhengtai, I can't tell the difference between stupidity
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Looking at Chang Zhaowen's abnormal appearance, Kongkong felt inexplicable: "You, you, what are you? Washing beans actually washed all the beans, what kind of tofu are you?"
Before the crisp voice came out, Kongkong himself was startled first, how did he do it? How did his voice become like this? Kongkong, who was about to change his voice, now opened his mouth, like a hoarse duck's voice, not to mention how awkward it was. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Could it be that his voice-changing period is over? But it shouldn't be this voice, right?
Sora was startled just by hearing his own voice, and if he could see his appearance now, he would definitely be paralyzed by fright.
She has shoulder-length gray hair that is soft and smooth, and a pair of small hairy pointed ears that sway gently from side to side. Under the long and curled eyelashes are a pair of big watery eyes, and the pink lips on the palm-sized white little face are slightly pursed, as if they are angry. But...... It's still cute!
Radix ...... Leigh!
Empty, he actually became Lori!
Chang Zhaowen hadn't recovered from the shock yet, his fingers still pointing at the air, shaking violently...... Empty, Lori, Lori, Empty?This character has changed too much, right?
Lori has three good, clean voice, soft body, easy to push down. Ahh
What the hell is going on?!Sora felt that Chang Zhaowen's reaction was too strange, especially the way he looked at him, it was almost like looking at a monster. Kongkong cleared his throat and asked in his crisp voice, "Hey, what's wrong? If you have something to say, just say it! Don't you know that the way you point your finger at others is very unreasonable and indebted?"
"Oh. Chang Zhaowen replied, silently withdrew his fingers, now he finally calmed down a little, the change in emptiness should be related to the fact that he drank royal jelly, it turned out that this is what the dwarf said, it is better for men not to eat it.
God, that royal jelly is too evil, isn't it? It can actually change people's gender!
Thinking of this, Chang Zhaowen was glad in his heart, fortunately he was not so curious, and he didn't challenge it in person, otherwise...... He became a woman...... This picture is directly chilled just by thinking about it. Anyway, it's absolutely impossible to be so pleasing to the eye as the way the empty sky is now.
"What the hell is wrong with me!" Kongkong completely lost his patience, slapped the table, his light body jumped high, drew a perfect arc in the air, and gently fell to Chang Zhaowen's side, reached out and grabbed Chang Zhaowen's ear, and yelled at his ear.
That's a ...... Is Lori angry?It turns out that little Loli even looks angry has a different kind of cuteness! At this moment,Chang Zhaowen suddenly understood Lolicon's mood a little.。
Hey, hey, calm down!
Luckily, his sanity came back soon, phew, that's not a Lori, that's the empty stinky boy, okay? He's not that perverted, okay?
"You...... I ......" Chang Zhaowen opened his mouth, he really didn't know how to describe his current changes to Kongkong, so he had to point in the direction of the bathroom, "There is a mirror inside, you better see it yourself, remember...... Take a deep breath first......"
A moment later, the girl's deafening cries came from the bathroom.
"Ahhh!!!!hh
The screams were followed by the sound of Suoso's clothes rubbing against each other, followed by an even more desolate cry.
"It's gone, I'm XXX gone, it's gone, ahh!!!!h
Festival mourning, often according to the text sympathetic silent recitation.
Of course, he actually had a word of comfort, but he didn't dare to say it.
It's all become like this.,XXX is gone, it's better to be a real Lori than to keep XXX to be a shemale, right?
Although it was a big truth, he chose to keep his mouth shut, because he didn't want to die in the empty claws of rage.
Thankfully, the empty fury didn't anger others, he just stayed in the bathroom and wailed bitterly.
Unfortunately, as a half-canine demon, his wails are also quite lethal, often covering his ears as usual, but he can still hear the glass shattering around him.
It seems that he can't stay at home, Chang Zhaowen got into the barrel again, and it just so happened that he also had a stomach of questions that the dwarf needed to answer.
……
"Turned into Lori?" the dwarf held the wine bottle, his eyes lit up, "Is it beautiful?"
"Yes. Chang Zhaowen nodded honestly, and then, driven by the "correction" mode in his heart, he fell into a state of self-condemnation again--this style of painting is wrong, right? Got the point wrong? Is it the time to care about beauty and ugliness? Although Kongkong is really beautiful after becoming Lori, but ...... This face-looking society is really desperate!
"How tall?" the dwarf continued.
"Less than 1.5 meters. ”
"No," the dwarf shook his head, "It's too tall, you can't look at the beauty if you are more than 1 meter, and Lori's words should be controlled within 60 centimeters." ”
"That's the standard for you dwarfs!1.5m is good...... Ahh
"No, No!" the dwarf shook his index finger, "it's not that you change your gender when you drink it, only when you drink it, you become a woman." Also, your royal jelly is only 7D, and if you drink it, you won't be able to get it back, so it's too cheap for you!"
"There's one thing I've always been concerned about, what exactly does 7D mean?" Chang Zhaowen had heard the dwarf mention it several times.
"What? Master, you don't understand? It seems that learning a foreign language is really important! 7D means 7 Day, 7 days!"
It turns out that the main reference index for the evaluation of the quality of royal jelly is to see the duration of its potency, 1-6 days is the primary range, 7-30 days is the intermediate level, and 30-90 days is the advanced level. Further up is the S-Class, which has no upper limit, and is said to have the effect of an epic S-Class that lasts until the end of the user's life.
Chang Zhaowen breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, his royal jelly was the worst intermediate, only 7 days old.
"Then why didn't you say it earlier, and besides, you just said that 7 days would be fine, why do you still have 7D, 7D, so you make a mystery!" Chang Zhaowen complained a little about this.
"You don't understand this, and they didn't give me advertising money, so why should I help them read their names! Of course, it's better to call it 7D. The dwarf's answer was old-fashioned.
It turns out that a bottle of royal jelly can be divided into ten parts, and you have to eat 10% of the amount each time to exert 100% of the effect, that is, 7 days of effectiveness, and the few sips you drink empty should not be enough for 10%, and he should not need 7 days to recover the male body.
"And what happens to this royal jelly woman who drinks it?"
"Woman, royal jelly is definitely a good thing for a woman! Whoever drinks it knows!" the dwarf gave Chang Zhaowen a "you know" look.
Chang Zhaowen suddenly had a bad premonition.