Chapter 587: Give a Chinese Man a Long Face!
Li Dacheng turned over and rolled from the bed to the ground, looking very embarrassed, but he reacted quickly, and if he was an ordinary person, he would have been slapped solidly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
To say that the power of Monica's palm is really not small, even when Li Dacheng dodged, he could even feel the palm wind of his palm passing by, Li Dacheng said in his heart that where is this to duel between male and female, it is clearly to kill people and kill people.
Seeing Monica jumping on the bed and coming again, Li Dacheng grabbed the sheet with both hands and pulled it hard, Monica was caught off guard, swiped her feet, and fell on the bed with a 'bang', and then turned around, and turned over to the other side of the bed with a quick movement, squinting at him, "It's amazing!"
Terrible?
You're a yarn!
Li Dacheng smiled bitterly, he didn't plan to fight with the other party at all, shaking the sheet just now was just an improvisational move, even if the other party didn't turn over just now, he wouldn't do anything to the other party, after all, whether he won or lost, there was nothing good for him to speak of, besides, winning a woman is nothing to show off, but if you lose to a woman, this face will be lost.
"Are you still finished? Can't you stop a little?" Li Dacheng said impatiently, how could he provoke such a woman? The old saying is that wealth is not exposed, it seems to be true, and in the future, this blood jade will not be worn, and he will actually cause trouble.
"What's a stop?" Monica asked puzzled, although she had traveled to Huaxia, her Huaxia language level was obviously not good enough to understand the dialect, "Is that what I mean to attack with all my might?"
"Hit a fart, it's for you to be honest and stay obedient. ”
"That's not good, you're the first real master I've ever met, and I'm going to have to tell you the winner. ”
"You've won, right?"
"That's not good, how can this kind of thing be counted? Which competition have you ever seen that you won in the end?" Monica took off the nightgown on her body, revealing the vest and shorts inside, the figure is really nothing, the front is convex and backward, it is a bodybuilding body that is now popular, if there are two more guns in the waist, it will be the same as Laura in the Tomb Raider, it is a pity not to rob the tomb. "For tonight, I deliberately dressed like this, just to have a result. Monica said, at the same time, a flying knee came over, this is beyond the scope of Tai Chi, this is clearly Muay Thai, and it is also a ruthless move in Muay Thai!
Li Dacheng was dizzy, where do you want to have a result, you obviously want to kill him, I've seen unreasonable, I've never seen such an unreasonable person, if you don't agree with each other, do it, is your young lady's temper too big?
Li Dacheng casually grabbed a cushion from the chair behind him and blocked it in front of him, played a trick to transfer flowers and trees, changed the tanuki for the prince, left the cushion to Monica, and ran to the other side by himself.
Boom!
The cushion was smashed against the window by Monica's flying knees, and the entire window was buzzing with the great power, if it was on a person's head, the result could be imagined, not like a stick smashing a watermelon?
Li Dacheng couldn't help but gasp when he saw it, this is really fucking going to kill him, "Are you really playing with me?" Li Dacheng stared at Monica angrily, he didn't want to fight with the other party, it didn't mean that he didn't dare to fight with the other party, the tiger didn't wield, you treat me as Hello Kitty?
"Of course. Monica said seriously.
"Okay, then I'll play with you. However, let's say okay, if I win today, don't come and pester me in the future, and if you win, will you see? Li Dacheng said and took out the blood jade.
"Okay, that's it!" Monica said excitedly, "Come on!" and turned to take on a duel posture as she spoke.
Li Dacheng didn't move, just stood quietly and observed the other party, in his opinion, the other party had already entered his Tai Chi Yin and Yang Bagua Array, as long as the other party moved, he could use the corresponding tricks to respond.
Monica obviously also saw that Li Dacheng was preparing to brake with static, so she didn't move, quietly observing the man under the bed.
In this way, the two confronted each other motionlessly, one on the bed and the other under the bed, as if time had stopped at this moment.
In such a situation, it is more patient than anyone, but Monica is obviously not as patient as Li Dacheng, as a challenger, the mentality of rushing to win made her lose her cool early, and she couldn't stand it before she stood for two minutes, and suddenly a shout kicked at Li Dacheng.
Damn, didn't you say that it's better than Tai Chi? When did it become Sanda?
Li Dacheng didn't panic, Tai Chi in addition to four or two thousand pounds, but also pay attention to the constant response to change, today I will let you know the difference between genuine and pirated!
Bang Bang Bang!
Just when the fierce battle was raging in the room, there was a man standing outside the door, his whole body leaning against the door, his ears pressed tightly to it, and at the same time his brow was slightly furrowed, as if he was thinking about something.
"Hey!"
As he was listening seriously, a voice suddenly came from behind him, and then a hand was placed on his shoulder, which made him jump in fright.
"Editor-in-Chief Yu, what are you doing?" asked a man looking at Yu Kaidong who was sticking to the door.
"Shhhhh
"What's wrong?" the man asked, puzzled.
"No, it's nothing, let's see if Li Dacheng sleeps. After Yu Kaidong came back to his senses, he stood up straight, adjusted the clothes on his body, and said seriously.
"Why don't you go in and see?"
"Aren't you afraid of disturbing him?"
"Pull it down, I see it all. The other party said with a smile, "Just now that Italian beauty entered Li Dacheng's room, and it didn't take long to see you sneaking out of your own room and standing outside Li Dacheng's room to listen, what, is this also what your reporter wants to interview? Is it an unannounced visit?"
The corners of Yu Kaidong's mouth twitched, and a drop of sweat rolled down from his forehead, he originally thought that he was doing it very carefully, but he didn't expect to be discovered, if this is spread out, he will be the chief editor, and he will not sleep in the middle of the night, and he will not be laughed at until he is laughed at?
"Brother, Lang Huaxia, we can be arranged for a group to visit, which can be regarded as a kind of fate, can you not take tonight's things ...... Hey, that's not right!" Yu Kaidong suddenly thought of something, stared at the other party and asked, "In the middle of the night, you don't sleep, what are you looking around in the corridor?"
"I'm not looking around. The other party said seriously.
"Then what are you doing?" asked Yu Kaidong puzzled.
"I'm waiting. ”
"What are you waiting for?"
"Wait for that beauty to enter Li Dacheng's room. ”
"Huh?" Yu Kaidong was stunned for a moment, and didn't react for a while.
"Haha, we are like-minded people, did you hear the conversation between the Italian beauty and Li Dacheng at breakfast, saying that you came to him tonight, so you came to listen to the voice? ”
"Damn!" Yu Kaidong didn't expect to meet someone who had a common hobby with him, so he unconsciously patted the other party's shoulder with his hand and said, "Someone with a heart." ”
"We're not the only ones who have a heart. As he spoke, the other party turned around and waved his hand into the seemingly empty corridor, and whispered, "Come out." ”
In an instant, more than a dozen people appeared in the corridor, and there were not only men but also women, and Yu Kaidong was shocked to open his mouth wide and couldn't speak.
This, where did this come from meeting a confidant, it was clearly a paparazzi.
"Old Yu, you came the earliest, what have you heard, tell us. ”
"Yes, I didn't even bother to come out when I saw you coming. ”
"You're still bold, worthy of being a journalist. ”
"Nonsense, if you don't have a little intellectual curiosity, can you become the editor-in-chief?
Yu Kaidong was speechless, is this praising people, or burying people?
In an instant, Yu Kaidong actually had the idea of wanting to leave, away from this place of right and wrong.
However, when he was faced with a pair of eager and expectant eyes, a familiar feeling suddenly welled up in his heart, like the pride and satisfaction of seeing the letters mailed to him by enthusiastic readers when he was a journalist.
Yes, exactly.
"Editor-in-Chief Yu, you should say it quickly, don't you want to send it back to China as a scoop, right?
"Don't worry, I have to brew, right?" Yu Kaidong thought for a while, and then said, "Actually, I haven't heard much, the sound insulation of this hotel door is so good, I can only hear a few words sporadically, otherwise I wouldn't have been so tight." ”
"And what did you hear?" someone asked.
"Well...... At first, Monica said that she wanted to compete with Li Dacheng, and then she said that it was so powerful, Li Dacheng said that there was no end, can you stop it, and then Monica said that she took the initiative, Li Dacheng said to be honest and stay obediently, Monica also said that I deliberately dressed like this...... That's all I heard. Yu Kaidong said truthfully, feeling the pleasure of a reporter breaking the exclusive news in his heart, but when he thought of the relationship with Li Dacheng's ally, Yu Kaidong regretted it a little in his heart, isn't this betraying his ally? But then he thought about it, everyone was in the same boat, and no one should be stupid enough to spread the news of tonight's events, so his mood relaxed again.
"That's really all you heard?"
"Really. ”
"It doesn't matter, these are enough, it seems that we guessed correctly, it is indeed the one who has a beautiful woman who wants the overlord to bow hard Li Dacheng, this Li Dacheng, is really blessed and will not enjoy, and it will be a shame for us Chinese men." ”
"No, he can make Italian women upside down, it should be for us Chinese men to have a long face. ”、
"Don't blame it if it's a shame or a long face, who knows what's going on inside now?"
When everyone heard this, they immediately all lay on the door, a door of less than two square meters, but there were more than a dozen faces, and finally there was no place on the door, and the rest of the people had to stick to the wall, trying to eavesdrop on what was happening inside, like a mural.
Squeak squeak!
This...... It's like the sound of a bed shaking!
Jingling!
This...... It's like the sound of being kicked over!
Bang Bang Bang!
This......
Ahhh
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While everyone listened, they swallowed and foamed, and they all blushed and red-eared, as if they had taken an aphrodisiac, one more serious than the other, and one more focused than the other, as if they were afraid of missing something.
If before, everyone only relied on the few words provided by Yu Kaidong to imagine out of thin air, but now, the sound in the room no longer needs their imagination, and a door can't stop them at all, as if everything is happening right in front of them.
"Do you want to accept it?" suddenly heard a man's voice in the room.
"No, you use the chair as a weapon, this is a trick, and you have the ability to put the chair down. A woman's voice came out again.
Using a chair as a weapon? Is this a new posture developed?
"Are you convinced?" After a while, a man's voice came from inside the room again.
"Dissatisfied, what are you doing with a belt to tie me?"
The belt is tied, and it sounds so exciting.
"It's time to take it, right?"
"You're using a quilt. ”
"How can you be convinced?"
"Empty-handed, the whole process can't be done with the help of any props. ”
"Okay, then I'll let you know how good I am!"
The people outside the door were already enthusiastic, and the sound coming from inside had exceeded their imagination.
"Holy shit, who touched my ass. A man said.
"What do you shout, I've been touched for a long time, did I say anything?
"Which brother in the back collected the gun and hit my ass, Lao Tzu was eavesdropping, not picking up soap. ”
"If I could put it away, I would have put it away a long time ago, do you think it's uncomfortable to support me all the time?"
"Don't quarrel, blame this Li Dacheng, it's been half an hour, it's not over yet, and the combat power is too strong, right? ”
"Quality, pay attention to quality, we are a cultural exchange group, not a gangster, don't open your mouth and shut up pussy, this is the West, it should be called Miss." ”
"Miss, might as well be a girl. ”
"Don't make noise, it seems to have stopped again. ”
The crowd fell silent again.
"It's time to take it this time, right?" Li Dacheng grabbed Monica's wrist that was pinned behind him, and stepped on the opponent's buttocks, forcing the other party to lie on the bed in a kneeling posture.
Monica still wanted to be hard-mouthed, but when she thought that the other party really didn't seem to have anything to do this time, she suddenly didn't know what to say.
Depressed, it was so depressing, in a short period of time, she was actually subdued by the other party in a humiliating posture similar to the one she is now, on average, once every few minutes, which has never been done in her entire combat history.
"If you're still not convinced, will you? Then you can keep kneeling here, and I will accompany you until dawn. The man's voice came from behind her, and Monica was even more depressed when she listened, originally she was going to take the opportunity to win the competition and let the other party sell the blood jade to her, but now it seems that it is impossible at all, no wonder the other party dares to say this, it turns out that she is confident.
"As a member of the Fendini family, I have royal blood, so I naturally speak my mind. Monica raised her head and said, but the man behind her didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all, and her arm hurt so much that she could only lower her head again, and only said after a while, "I, I'm convinced!"
"Hey, that's right, good!"
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