Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Tiger.... Rheum?
"Are you..... Aren't you tall? (Roar?) )”
"Tall man... Do you mean humans? ”
Chen Yuan flicked his finger, and a data panel appeared in the void. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Humans, yes, humans."
The tiger suddenly straightened up and sat on the ground very humanely.
"Holy!"
Chen Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then said to the system: "This [Listening to the Voice of All Things] ability can also make the tiger evolve?" ”
"Didi.... Host analysis error, this is a 'psychic' tiger. ”
"Psychic.... Isn't that just a refinement? ”
Chen Yuan's eyes were a little wrong when he looked at the tiger, and the Siberian tiger bared his teeth and roared softly: "I'm not completely .... Well, in human terms, evolution or refinement. ”
"What I hear from those humans is that they seem to be able to speak when they become sperm, and I have been at DXAL for so many years, and I have not been able to speak human words."
"Oh, I see, it's a slightly smarter tiger, but it's still far from becoming a jing."
Chen Yuan complained, and the tiger snorted twice, and then said, "You haven't said it yet, who are you?" ”
"Can you understand me, what kind of feng shui gentleman are you?"
"What kind of mess, Mr. Feng Shui? What do you mean, this has something to do with understanding the language of beasts? ”
Chen Yuan rolled his eyes and said, "I'm here in the Six Realms Office, undertaking all kinds of affairs, big and small, and also selling some black technology, pills, groceries and props. ”
"I accepted your commission, do you want to go back to nature?"
What Chen Yuan said, the Siberian Tiger didn't understand a word, and the whole tiger face showed a state of confusion, and it looked a little cute.
But the last sentence it understood, that is, to return to nature.
"Yes, yes, yes! I'm going back! ”
The Siberian Tiger couldn't stop nodding, as a guy who hadn't yet become a master, his brain circuit was extremely simple, and he hadn't thought about what to do if it was a trap.
"Subject confirms, does the host accept the delegation?"
Chen Yuan was slightly stunned, and then a sigh of emotion arose, God, this is the fastest time he has received an order since he accepted the commission.
Animals are just easy to talk to, and they are much more cheerful than humans.
"Your home is in DXAL, so you turned out to be wild."
The Siberian Tiger nodded, and then said with a look of surprise: "How do you know that my family is DXAL?" ”
Chen Yuan was speechless: "Didn't you just say it." ”
"Oh yes, I don't remember."
The Siberian tiger looked cute and scratched its head embarrassedly.
Chen Yuan sighed, with this memory, it seems that this family is still a long way from becoming a jing.
"You are wild, which means that the Lanyang Zoo captured you and locked you in?"
"That's right, in the early winter, I originally wanted to get some black skin, long horns, but I really can't do that, big dogs are okay, it's meat."
"What's that? Black skin? Long horns? Big dogs? ”
Chen Yuan complained: "You guy, this is talking about wild boars, black deer and wolves!" ”
"Oh, that's what you call those guys."
The Siberian tiger raised its furry tiger paws and suddenly said, "Speaking of which, I have never had a name!" ”
"Why don't you call it rhubarb!"
"You give me death."
Chen Yuan sighed, I really didn't see it just now, such a majestic tiger is actually a tease inside!
"Go on."
After all, it is a guest, although the Siberian Tiger himself does not have this awareness, but Chen Yuan still treats it as a "person".
"Ah, where did you just go?"
"I remembered, I remembered."
The Siberian Tiger roared twice, and his voice seemed to be very dissatisfied, but Chen Yuan knew that this guy was just clearing his throat, because in Chen Yuan's ears, these two roars translated as .....
"Ahem... En.. Feed. ”
“......”
Siberian Tiger said: "Later, I just found a target and caught a black skin.... Oh no, it's a wild boar, and then I felt like something had been hit in my ass, not to mention it hurt, there was more than one thing, my feet and neck were hit. ”
"Then I saw a couple of humans in heavy clothes appear, and then... I woke up and went to the zoo. ”
Chen Yuan thought for a while, and the law seems to stipulate that it is not allowed to capture, hunt, kill or purchase national key protected animals in any form without the permission of the state.
This Lanyang Zoo shouldn't be ignorant of the law, that is, this capture was obtained with the permission from above?
But the Siberian tigers in the zoo are generally the offspring of previous tigers that have been injured or left behind by previous tigers, and these are legitimate.
"System, you say, if I find out that this zoo doesn't have a license, and then poke this thing out, do I have any additional reward?"
"Didi.... It depends. ”
Chen Yuan pouted, the so-called depends on the situation, that is, if the commission is involved, then it can be obtained, and vice versa.
"Actually, I can just put you back in DXAL, but then it's going to make some trouble."
Chen Yuan touched his chin, of course he could take the flying sword to DXAL now and leave this guy behind, and the commission would be completed.
But in this way, the rating must be very low.
This time is the key to starting the big event commission, and it must be perfect.
"Then, I have to go to the Lanyang Zoo first."
......
Three days later, in the center of Lanyang City.
The huge signboard has a tiger's head hanging from it, a cartoon version, of course.
This is a private zoo in Lanyang City, today is Saturday, although it is already November, but there are still a lot of tourists.
The Siberian tiger looked at the crowd in the distance with a bewildered expression.
"I... How did I come back again? (Roar?) )”
When it called, the crowd of onlookers in the distance suddenly became happy. A little girl lay on her stomach outside the iron fence, happily holding out her fingers.
"Mommy, Mommy, the tiger is barking!"
"Well, the tiger must be hungry."
The Siberian tiger's two little ears moved, and he said angrily: "Hungry for your uncle!" (Roar!) )”
"Look, Mom, it's starting to roar when it's hungry. It's so pitiful, why don't you give it something to eat? ”
The middle-aged woman also said: "Yingying, this is a wildlife park, all the animals live in a close to the original environment, and now the keeper has not come, it should not be time to feed." ”
"So that's the case, Mom, I'm hungry too, let's go eat barbecue."
"Okay, which one does Yingying want to go to?"
Siberian Tiger: "Can you stop talking about it, and I'm really hungry (roar, roar!) )”
"Ah, Mom, it's calling again."
Siberian Tiger: "........"
As a pure Siberian tiger, it felt its belly screaming at it!
"Goo~~"
"Roar (I'm hungry) ......"