Chapter Twenty-Six: Can a Living Man Suffocate His Urine to Death?
Can a living person still suffocate urine to death? Mu Yu, who had received the funds, came to the studio and found that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and he had encountered such and such trouble when he went to the props team just now.
Mu Yu knew that this was someone deliberately looking for trouble for him.
It's not that Mu Yu's popularity is not good, he is in the same column group, and he has been in the crew for a long time, and he hasn't shown his face yet, you just come here for less than a year, and you want to climb to the sky and become a director?
Many people have a bit of a bad feeling in their hearts.
Jealousy is human nature, and Mu Yu doesn't pay much attention to it, since he boasts about Haikou, no matter how worried he is, he has to do it with a smile on his face!
Although the cowhide is blown bigger, it is not blown indiscriminately, and there is no diamond diamond, how dare you take the porcelain job?
Although it was an internal audition, some things were not sloppy, such as some ingredients, and kitchen utensils, in order to make the show quite infectious, Mu Yu was very busy running before and after, he first asked Lin Lin to buy some vegetables and fruits and utensils needed in the repertoire according to his requirements, and Han Fei went out to buy some yoga mats and costumes for fitness.
The venue was finally arranged, and the lights were in place, Mu Yu sweated profusely to explain the specific matters to Zheng Jian and Li Jie, and told them the details of the rehearsal.
Finally, tell them how relaxed and calm you are in your store, and how you are here and that, during the fitness interaction session, everyone should be high, and the atmosphere will be lively.
What we want to promote is a healthy health concept, reasonable living habits, and a happy fitness life!
Li Jie "cut!" and said: "In a word, it is to exercise happily and lose weight happily!
After speaking, he looked at Lin Lin and threw an eyebrow, but unexpectedly, Lin Lin glanced at him and turned around and said seriously: "You have nothing to do to bask in the sun, maybe if you get a tan, no one will say that you are an idiot!"
Li Jie was stunned when he heard this, who is this talking about, do you mean that I am an idiot?! Wrong, girl, I am a smart handsome guy with eight-pack abs!
Poof, many people couldn't help laughing, who doesn't know that Lin Lin is a famous little pepper in Taiwan, who do you think you are, dare to openly provoke this hot girl, you have good fruit to eat,
Zheng Jian couldn't help laughing: "Hey, Mom, I'm laughing to death, this girl is really a thorny rose, you can't be provoked!"
Hey, thorny roses? Interesting, interesting, funny!
Seeing everyone laughing, Li Jie had no choice but to laugh self-deprecatingly, the beauty of the TV station was poisonous when she spoke.
Many people in the studio came to see the excitement, Mu Yu held his breath in his heart, he didn't even use Yin Dan to put on makeup, it was Lin Lin who put on makeup for everyone, and the effect was not bad.
Yin Dan walked over leisurely, "Oh, Mu Yu, how busy are you, why didn't you call me when you needed makeup just now, really." ”
Mu Yu pretended not to hear it, and continued to talk about the stage script to a few people, Yin Dan couldn't get down on his face, so he had to stop in embarrassment.
The column group has been rumored that Cheng Wanli will retire soon, and the column group is facing disbandment, and Sun Zihuai will naturally become the boss of the column group.
Now it seems that the situation has turned around, Mu Yu, this kid, is a latecomer, is she on the wrong team, she will inevitably have worries and uneasiness in her heart.
Sun Zihuai came over with a haha, stood beside her, and said loudly: "You see that Mu Yu has no work that he can't do, he was an assistant a few days ago, and now he can be a director, he can do anything, you are really salty and don't worry about eating radishes." ”
Anyone can hear that it is sarcastic about Mu Yu.
Mu Yu was so busy that he didn't have the heart to pay attention to them, but Lin Lin couldn't listen to it anymore, so he put the script in his hand into the hand of a person in the column group and said with a smile: "Even if it's a piece of, there will be a day when you meet a shell." So don't be frustrated that you're a piece of!"
Everyone burst into laughter, and Sun Zihuai held back the anger in his heart and said: "You girl, why did you say such buried words, what kind of, dung, and let the family finish eating, really." ”
In the studio, the leaders of the station came, including the director Zhang Heng and the production director Wang Keqing were all sitting under the stage, because it was an internal audition, the props and sets were temporarily arranged, Mu Yu was a little apprehensive in his heart, but he still looked calm and calm on the surface, and kept cheering himself up: "Calm down, don't panic, pass this time, you will win half of it." Cheng Wanli made an OK gesture to the walkie-talkie.
The audition began, everything went so smoothly, first Mu Yu came up in a decent suit and gave an emotional explanation: "Dear audience and friends, the world's food is with you, and it's time to taste food with everyone and share happiness, I am Mu Yu, the host of the food channel of the TV station, and I host this food column." ”
There was sparse applause from the audience.
Mu Yu continued: "Now I'll show you a set of photos, which are photos I took ten days ago, please look at the big screen." ”
Everyone was stunned, what are you doing? You don't talk about food in the food column, what do you look at your photos from ten days ago, you think you are Audrey Hepburn?
On the big screen, there were photos of Mu Yu who hadn't lost weight for ten days from various angles, there was a black and fat one that was miserable, and now it is like two people, one in the sky and one underground!
The photos were all taken in a funny style, and there were no beautiful pictures, which looked funny, especially one of Mu Yu's human portraits with a woman's curly hair and a hood. The upper body is a half-cut sports bra, revealing a fat belly like a giant, and a baby head is painted on it. If you don't see the Adam's apple on his neck and the fluff on his lips, anyone who looks at his belly will think that this is a pregnant woman who is pregnant with Rokka, even more ferocious than the belly of a pregnant woman who is pregnant with twins.
Moreover, the photos are more funny and funny than the other, all of which show everyone his fat and huge body.
There is even a funny photo, he lowered his head as if he wanted to see his feet, but he was completely blocked by the big belly.
The last one is of him wearing a cartoon bear hat, and he looks cute and bent over to tie his shoes, but he can't reach it.
It makes people laugh and laugh dumbly.
If you want to say, opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, this set of photos was when Mu Yu just had spare money in his hand a while ago, and he suddenly thought of the photos taken by the photo studio in a funny and funny style, but he didn't expect it to come in handy now, it's a coincidence.
The crowd was stunned for a second and then burst into laughter, and the leaders of the stage also laughed.
Mu Yu's heart, which had been tense, finally relaxed and wiped his sweat.
Hey, they're all smiling!?