Chapter 1 Foodies dare to face the bleak reality
There are a handful of people in the world who are left-handed. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoA smaller number of people can even write with both left and right hands. And these few obviously do not include Ye Daidu. She is an ordinary right-hander, let alone writing with a pen in her left hand, and she can't eat with chopsticks in her left hand.
However......
"This accident is a reminder to me. Your Majesty, from this day onwards, you will also start practicing left-handed handwriting. Xie Zhang spoke with a smile, but in Ye Daidu's eyes, he was almost like a demon in hell. The teacher doesn't bring such cruelty, I'm sick! As a result, of course, the protests were ineffective. The teacher's iron fist is much harder than a stone, and so is his heart.
Originally, Ye Daidu's wrists were soft, so when practicing calligraphy, Xie Zhang also tied a sandbag to her right hand. After practicing for more than half a year, the handwriting on the right hand is slightly better. Now I have to use my weaker left hand to write, and you can imagine that you have to suffer more to do it. Ye Daiwan practiced for three days, and then cried for three days. The wrist is like it was broken, but it was not broken.
Every time she finished practicing calligraphy, Lu Shushen would give her medicine, and then ask Qingzhan to knead it. Although there is not much damage to her wrist because of this, Ye Daiwan said that her heart is scarred. It's too painful. It's good to write with your left hand, and the teacher has to practice good words. Isn't that difficult for a strong man? But Ye Daiwan couldn't resist. Who called this the teacher she chose herself? The water in my head back then was all tears that I want to shed now.
What is even more terrifying than practicing calligraphy is that Doctor Chang gave her acupuncture. This part, I really can't accept it!!
"Your Majesty, come down." Lu Shushen lowered her head and tilted her head and said with difficulty. Damn, it's all to blame on that Xie Xuan, who actually lured His Majesty to learn to climb the roof. How dangerous it is, in case you fall. "Your Majesty, don't move, the concubine is looking for someone to pick you up. Hurry up and call General Xu. Also, get more thick bedding and remove for me everything on the ground that might hurt Your Majesty. Why hasn't General Xu come yet? Call again. Your Majesty...... Don't move. ”
Ye Daiwan said that she would rather stay on it and blow the cold wind than go down to get a needle. It's horrible. It's much more terrifying than the injection of Western medicine, this is something that can be pulled out after being inserted in the body for a long time, and it's not something that can be endured by shouting one, two, three. There are also psychological factors, Ye Daiwan only knew that she was still faint when Doctor Chang took out the needle and pricked it on her body. She'd rather endure being slashed with a knife than being pricked with a needle. "Don't. Don't come. I don't want needles. ”
"No, no. Let's not pierce it, Your Majesty, you must hold on to it. General Xu, hurry up, if Your Majesty falls down, it will be terrible. Lu Shushen panicked. She has been in this palace for more than ten years, and she has encountered countless conspiracies and unexpected things, and she has never met anyone who has caused her more headaches than His Majesty. Your Majesty's petty temperament is time to preach and preach. But not now.
"Liar." Ye Daiwan saw Lu Shushen's plan at a glance. When I trick her, I will definitely have to press her to get a needle. Absolutely not. She grabbed the corner of the roof and changed it to a sturdier place to step on. I don't want to get an injection, but I don't want to get a discount either, the kind of discount that bones are discounted. However, it is impossible not to go on for the rest of your life. In another hour you will be ready for dinner...... How to do it?
However, Lu Shushen knew her better than Ye Daiwan imagined. Only a quarter of an hour later, Lu Shushen set up three stalls below. One raised a delicate charcoal fire and began to roast the lamb, another carried a large pot to cook a thick broth, and the other set up an iceberg to make a raw sauce. Without this, Ye Daidu's hands would be soft, which is too fragrant. Ye Daiwan wiped the saliva from her mouth.
No, insist. But Lu Shushen actually took out the offering at this time. This broth must be made with the finest beef bones and butter, plus some special herbs, and the boiling time will not be less than six hours. If you go in some thin beef and mutton, vegetables and noodles now, it will be a supreme enjoyment. Ye Daiwan couldn't hold on anymore. After being acupuncture for a while, she won't die, but if she doesn't go on now, she will really be starved to death.
Ye Daiwan finally gave in. While drinking the thick soup with tears streaming down her face, she honestly stretched out her hand to ask Chang Taiyi for acupuncture. It tastes good, but it really hurts. "I want that meatball."
"Your Majesty, ah!" Lu Shushen saw that she had obediently seen a doctor, scooped up the balls and let them cold, and handed them to Ye Daiwan's mouth. "Your Majesty, take your time."
"It's delicious." Ye Daiwan swallowed it in one gulp, and then was burned by the soup in the ball. "Hot, hot, hot......"
This time there was another period of chaos.
Don't look too good on the second day. Ye Daiwan tied a bandage in her right hand and limped up the steps. Although the hundred officials below couldn't look up at this time, they still glanced at it slightly from the corner of their eyes. What's the matter, Your Majesty?
"Yesterday, I passed by the small pit and broke my foot, which made everyone laugh." Ye Daidu's expression and tone obviously did not mean this. Her expression truly exemplifies 'If you dare to laugh, you will die.' ’
The officials immediately restrained their expressions. But my heart is still full of doubts. Why is it that the foot is covered but the arm is wrapped?
"Back to Your Majesty, the Bianzhou soldiers have already begun to move. Presumably, the military trap in Bianzhou Mansion will soon be relieved. Lu Shangshu of the Ministry of War first opened the dilemma and mentioned the rebellion in Bianzhou. If this matter is handled well, it is the performance of his military department. However, in Ye Daidu's opinion, this is too slow, if there is really an enemy attack, such a method of military transfer, the palace gate will be burned down.
However, the Lu family has always liked to work against her. There is still a long way to go to reform the military system. It would be nice if she could support a soldier who is on her side. When I think about it, the rest of those thorns are also annoying, and it would be nice if I could pull them all out. Ye Daiwan hid her dark mind well and patiently listened to the nonsense of the people below.
"Where's the military situation?" Ye Daiwan sat in the council hall to deal with government affairs, took a sip of bitter tea to refresh herself, and asked with a frown.
"Here. Your Majesty. Lu Shushen carefully opened the scroll and spread it on Ye Daidu's table. Your Majesty, your right hand must not be misused, if it is dislocated again, Your Majesty will not be able to use the sword in the future. ”
Ye Daiwan held the pen in her left hand, bit the tip of the pen, and responded vaguely. She didn't want to. Being a chic swordsman is her life's pursuit, and the pleasure of swinging a sword is addictive. To be honest, being able to control people's life and death does make people prone to hysteria.
It's just that if she really sinks, she is probably no different from those assassins who kill people for a living, and those evil officials who don't care about the lives of the people. Moreover, she felt that if she really wanted to become that kind of person, the first person to be afraid of fear was definitely herself!
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"Shushen, sleep with me at night." QAQ