Wen Wen immediately laughed when he heard it: "Let me tell you a joke, there are two people discussing academic qualifications." One said: I am after a master's degree. The other said: I'm a postdoc. At this time, a voice sounded: I am born in the 90s. Neither of them spoke, probably thinking in their hearts, it's better to be young. Then another voice sounded: I'm thick-skinned!"

As he spoke, he laughed first.

Lin Lin snorted in her nose, and said in her heart You mean to say that I am thick-skinned, sister, I am called domineering, I know no!

Han Fei saw that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and hurriedly said: "In another hour, I will start my afternoon work again! The most painful thing on the day of work is "I have finished work, and the work has not been finished!"; the most painful thing is "I haven't finished work yet, the work is done!"; the most painful thing is "I didn't have a job when I went to work, and I am about to get off work, so I have come to live"; what is the most painful thing, you know? That is, "I didn't work when I went to work, I didn't work when I got off work, and when I got home from work, I called you to tell you that I came to work! I went to work enough. ”

I can't help it, ah, I want that kind of life!"

glanced at Mu Yu and said: "When, let's go to the field to collect wind, although tired, but the heart is comfortable, it seems to be back to the feeling of childhood!"

Mu Yu smiled: "I didn't think you liked it too, I thought I liked to go to the wilderness and the outdoors!"

Wen Wen was interested when he heard it: "What kind of column are you, and you also go outdoors to collect style! I especially like to go outdoors to go crazy, can you take me with you if you have any activities? I will pay for it myself, I just like outdoor sports!"

Before Han Fei and Mu Yu could speak, Lin Lin preemptively said: "We are a TV station's work activity, not a personal outdoor activity, and we refuse to allow any outsiders to participate!"

Wenwen laughed, oh, stirred the coffee gently, and did not speak.

Han Fei later ordered a steak and didn't come up yet, and said that this atmosphere was really not delicious, so I would say something funny

Let's lighten up some of the atmosphere.

"I'll tell you a joke, on the bus, a man was deeply attracted by a fashionably dressed beauty! Finally, he mustered up the courage and wrote a note to her: "Beauty, I want to be friends with you, if you want, please send the note back, otherwise please throw it out of the window and let it go with the wind!" Not long after, the note came back! The man was extremely excited! Then he opened the note confidently, only to see that it said: "I'm sorry, the window won't open!"

Only Lin Lin didn't laugh, she wanted to stand up and leave, but she was unwilling to leave.

Wen Wen looked at Han Fei and Mu Yu curiously: "What kind of transportation do you go out to collect wind? drive, train, or plane! It turns out that I travel with a group, but then it is enough!"

Han Fei applauded and said, "Wonderful, your words are so wonderful, and they also remind me of my college days! I think of the smooth talk we started when I went to college, and it's fun to think about it now!"

"Tell me about it!"

"Tell me, I want to hear it too!"

"I also miss my college days!"

His words broke the dullness and resonated with everyone, Han Fei cut a piece of steak before eating it in a big gulp before saying: "There are four grasses in college: freshman: rabbits don't eat grass by the nest, sophomore: good horses don't eat back grass, junior: grass is everywhere in the world, and senior: the wind knows the grass." After four years of college, I was finally trained to be a grass on the plain. “

Everyone clapped and laughed.

"Interesting, that's too vivid!

Mu Yu smiled: "I can't imagine that the old urchin is still a master of jokes, so let's talk."

I didn't find out a set!

Wen Wen glanced at him and said, "Flower belly, don't patronize and say anything else, did you hear what I just said?"

Mu Yu touched his head, "What did you just say? I didn't hear it!?"

"You are a black blind man breaking buds, forget about the claws, I said that bracelet, if you can't buy it in the mainland, if you go to other places, give a few more to my friends, the money is no problem, it's no problem to give it to you in advance!"

Mu Yu nodded and said, "I know, I know, I wrote it down, but I have a request again, please don't call me 'Flower Belly' again, okay?

Han Fei was so satisfied that when he heard Mu Yu's words, he couldn't help but cover his stomach and laugh: "'Flower belly'?!Interesting, I didn't expect Xiao Mu's belly to be a flower, hahaha!"

Wenwen heard the meaning of his words, and his face turned red to know that he always called people 'flower belly' and 'flower belly' like this, which was indeed a bit inappropriate.

"Okay, in the future, I won't call you that, okay!" At the same time, he glanced at Han Fei.

Seeing Han Fei teasing him, Mu Yu glanced at his bulging belly and said, "Look at your big belly, why don't you hurry up and find a woman to marry while you are still young, men are also afraid of getting old!"

The so-called 20-year-old man has bright leather shoes and bright hair, but nothing else is shiny; 30-year-old man has a clean neckline and clean cuffs, but his mind is not clean; a 40-year-old man is not straight everywhere except for a straight suit and tie; and a 50-year-old man can only associate anything but a big belly and a long beard!"

Han Fei happened to be eating a grilled sausage and choked all of a sudden!

"What kind of thing, you can only rely on association, Lao Tzu is in good health! Don't be alarmist there, okay?"

"Life is short, cherish it!" Mu Yu let out a sigh that did not match his age.

Han Fei said: "Huh?" said: "You are all little children, you know what 'life is short, cherish it' and I will say that it is almost the same! You are right, but unfortunately this day has passed like this! On Monday: I want to sleep! I don't want to get up! On Tuesday: I am energetic and energetic! On Wednesday, I am not working as hard as I am! On Thursday: Wow, tomorrow is a small weekend! On Friday: On Friday: On the last day! I work hard in the morning and fish in the afternoon! On Saturday: I have to go crazy! On Sunday, the week is over, alas!"

One sentence silenced everyone, what he said was so right, time is really like flowing water, and it will never return!

Wenwen suddenly stood up and said goodbye, "Okay, my words are finished, you have to worry about that bracelet, I have settled the account, I am leaving, goodbye everyone!"

Mu Yu hurriedly chased out, "Hey, how can you let the beauty have a treat, I have to thank you for what happened that day!"

Lin Lin suddenly stretched out a leg from under the table, Mu Yu was defenseless, and fell with a "oops"!

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