It has been two days since the incident at the Yuemei Club, because of his injuries, Huang Guanqi has not been to the company in the past two days, this day he just finished the video conference with the company's senior management, and received a WeChat message from Jack Young, which is a small video, click on it to see, two beautiful girls with long hair and long legs waved their hands and said "Hi" , opened the coat worn outside, the low-cut V-neck worn inside was turbulent, the short skirt tightly wrapped a pair of long legs wearing black silk, and after sending a flying kiss, the girl closed the coat again, and before the end, the camera turned around, Jack Young raised his eyebrows and said:

"Guanqi, if you come, you will be divided into one, if you don't come, I will pick two, hehehaha......"

"You're going to pay me for my losses, and I'll take both. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Huang Guanqi, who had been holding back for two days, saw two sexy stunners, and he couldn't bear it there, so he replied immediately, got dressed and took his things and hurried out.

Jack Young has a two-story villa in this community of more than 100,000 households, when he bought it only cost two or three million, and now the price has risen more than three times, this place is more than 20 kilometers away from the city, a little far away, in most cases he will choose to live in a hotel in the city, only in some extraordinary times will come back to live here.

The day before yesterday was broken by the boyfriends of the two women on the spot, although he and Huang Guanqi both have some energy, but according to what Zhao Jun said, the other party is very good at kung fu, and most of his friends are people on the road, and the same is true for side inquiries, the person who booked the room on the other side that night is a ruthless character, he is in the prime of his life, there is no need to fight to the death for this, beautiful girls are everywhere, are you afraid that there will be no beautiful women if you have money? This kind of thing has not been encountered before, most of them have broken the fortune and eliminated the disaster, and some want to make things bigger, although they are a little embarrassed, and finally use the relationship between all parties to suppress it.

Jack Young was not reused in the family before, and today's achievements are completely based on a flexible mind and an eye for judging the situation, and he can advocate the spirit of adventure in the business world, but he will never take a risk in terms of personal safety, and it is not a risk at all, and sometimes it will, such as now, after playing truth or dare with two girls for a long time, the doorbell finally rings.

"Uncle Huang, there is a girl who is still coming so slowly, you can't be a kidney loss, right? Look at ...... sky is dark now."

Jack Young opened the door as he spoke, and he was greeted not by Huang Guanqi's big pie face like Rooney, but by Mr. Bean. Jack Young's eyes widened, and he fainted when he tried to rub his eyes to see if he was dazzled.

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"Old Dragon, how do you know about this place, although the conditions here are a little worse, but these ingredients are really good, especially this medicinal wine, it is still really strong, I want to do a big job tonight, hehe." Anyway, since the last time I went through your conditioning, I feel like I'm back in my twenties......"

Lao Long drove the car, Zhao Jun's face was flushed with drinking, and he sat in the passenger seat and began to brag about his glorious achievements in the past.

This place is a farm introduced by Ren Xiaoxian that specializes in eating local pigs, local chickens and some game.

After Brother Guang's gang was beaten and defeated, Uncle Wen felt that he couldn't bury Ren Xiaoxian here anymore, but the people who went out of the village were all opening some factories or other businesses, and Ren Xiaoxian was not willing to go, so in the end he let himself make up his own mind.

Since Ren Xiaoxian has seen Luo Xiaolong's kung fu, he is dedicated to treating him as an idol, the two have saved each other's phone calls and WeChat, Luo Xiaolong usually discusses some questions with him through WeChat, and has no time to fight in real people, this time there are a lot of things, and he didn't care about him, this time the implementation of this "Microsoft plan", called him to help, and just took time to help him practice his skills, pointing out some problems that can't be solved on the mobile phone.

The old dragon drove for more than ten minutes, and suddenly stopped and turned off:

"Junzi, did you hear any voices?"

Zhao Jun closed his mouth when he said it, pressed the window suspiciously, listened carefully, and sure enough, he heard a scream coming from the cold wind.

"Somebody's screaming... Uh, scream. ”

"I'll go and see, you lock the doors and windows in the car, and if anything happens, you honk the horn. ”

"What are these words, I Zhao Jun is also a well-known figure, hiding in the car is only a woman's business, I will go with you to see if it is a person or a ghost. ”

The two got out of the car, and Lao Long identified the direction from which the voice came from, and walked forward with Zhao Jun in the dark.

Zhao Jun only took two steps and stepped on the air, if it weren't for the old dragon's quick support, he almost jumped on the street, and after cursing, he took out his mobile phone and was about to turn on the flashlight software to illuminate, the old dragon stopped and whispered:

"Be careful of startling snakes. Put your phone away, and I'll carry you over. ”

The old dragon carried Zhao Jun on his back, and his speed was faster. As the two approached, it was vaguely evident that it was an abandoned factory, with light shining from the tattered leaky windows, and screams from time to time, at which time it was obvious that it was the cries of two men.

Zhao Jun, who got out of the rickshaw, couldn't wait to look at the window, and was taken aback, "Ah-" and shouted out, and when he reacted to cover his mouth, it was too late, and someone inside shouted:

"Who?"

The old dragon didn't know where to take out two masks, put them on first, and then put one on Zhao Jun and whispered at the same time:

"Put on a mask, and everyone will be fine if they don't know who the other person is. ”

After speaking, he raised his voice again:

"Thunder Monkey, I'm a passerby, disturb the sun (hello, we're passing by, I'm sorry). ”

"Oh, it's a passerby, it doesn't matter. (It's a passerby, it's okay, yes, it's such a coincidence, we have a good show here, I wonder if you're interested in watching it?)

If you are not interested, you should not take a look, it is better to return to the house as soon as possible. (In this case, do you want to buy a ticket?If you don't use it, you're interested, or if you don't watch it, it's better to go home and sleep early.) ）”

"Oh yes, I'm coming in. (Of course not, come in quickly.) ）”

"Okay, don't do it. (Okay, thank you.) ）”

In a burst of galala, the iron door opened, and the old dragon walked in with Zhao Jun.

There was a fire on the ground inside, and the fire was burning, and the people on both sides looked at each other by the light of the fire, and they all felt a little surprised and a little funny, and they laughed together.

It turns out that the mask character worn by Lao Long is Yao Ming, and Zhao Jun is wearing a panda, and with his fat belly, it really feels like a national treasure, and the three people in it are all wearing a classic Bruce Lee-style yellow tights, and the mask characters worn by the three people are Mr. Bean, V-word vendetta and Wang Nima.

Three meters away from the fire, next to the window, under the miserable white light of a camping lamp, two guys sitting on chairs with only pants tied to each other, were shivering there, and the sound of "get ......" could be heard from the two cold teeth fighting in the distance, it was Jack Yang and Huang Guanqi.

On a table next to the fire was a row of durians, bananas, apples, oranges, turnips, corn, two sticks and a pair of nunchucks.

"Bell!"

Mr. Bean took an iron basin from the ground, took a thick and long white radish, and struck it, and shouted:

"Okay, everyone, the show begins. ”

Wang Nima grabbed a yellow corn cob in each hand, and said in a long trill:

"Wei~~... Wu ~~..."

The V-word vendetta drew the pair of nunchucks, singing and waving:

"Use the nunchuck—come and stab... Use the nunchuck—come and stab..."

The ends of the nunchucks are sharpened on both sides, and if you look closely, you can see a circle of threads.

"Bell!"

Mr. Bean knocked on the iron basin again and shouted:

"Yo throat~~~~ The atmosphere is up, one, two, three, ready to sing ......"

"Chrysanthemums are left, the ground is wounded, your butt has turned yellow, the flowers fall off the anus, I think, quietly appreciate the ......"

After the three of them sang a short chorus, Wang Nima and the V-word vendetta walked up to Jack Yang and Huang Guanqi, and first let out a very treacherous laugh "Oh ho ho haha...", and then Wang Nima gestured to the two corns in his hand and said:

"I'm sorry, you two, I've kept you waiting, how about it, who will come first......?"

Mr. Bean said to Lao Long and Zhao Jun:

"Since the two of you are here, don't go back empty-handed, you can choose what props you want to use, don't be polite. ”

The old dragon rubbed his hands and said:

"What's so embarrassing, hehe, the key is that there is no guy who takes advantage of it. ”

"It turned out that he was still a master in the road, disrespectful and disrespectful, we thought that the props we had prepared were complete enough, but I didn't expect that there were more strong players in the strong, and a mountain was higher than a mountain!

"I don't dare to be a master, in fact, durian is very good, but the disadvantage is that the handle is too short, I am really not used to it, I am still more optimistic about the mace. ”

"It turned out to be a mace, and it was really an artifact! This time the preparation was relatively hasty, and it didn't arrive, so it will definitely be ready next time. ”

Mr. Bean put the iron basin and radish on the table, picked up the wooden stick, aimed the sharpened end at the top of the durian, shook his wrist, and "snorted", the wooden stick easily did not go in, splashing a little yellow at the same time, the air also exuded the unique smell of durian.

Mr. Bean held a freshly made durian stick and handed it to Lao Longdao:

"The conditions are simple, and you can use this for the time being. ”

Lao Long took it and said to Zhao Jun:

"How's that? Why don't you play?"

Zhao Jun covered his nose with one hand and waved with the other:

"Forget it, I can't get used to the smell of durian. ”

At this time, there was a sudden "ah" scream, which startled him, and when he looked over there, he only saw the back of the V-word vendetta and Wang Nima, and heard the king Nima say angrily:

"Neither left nor right, you two want to share weal and woe, right? Okay, no problem, fulfill your wishes, nunchucks are waiting. ”

Zhao Jun was shocked when he heard this, and involuntarily made up the connection between the nunchucks and the two chrysanthemums.

"Old ...... Dude, let's go, I've drunk too much tonight and I'm a little sleepy. ”

Without waiting for the old dragon to agree, he pulled him and walked out. Walking outside the door, Lao Long threw the durian stick back to Mr. Bean, who came with him, and said in a low voice:

"Little Dragon, it's almost enough, I think those two boys are scared to pee, if it weren't for the fact that you all have stabbing things in your hands, you have to scare their out. ”

"I said how the voice is a little familiar, it turned out to be you kid. ”

Zhao Jun reacted, and then suddenly realized:

"Old Dragon, tonight is a play that you are cooperating with, this is not kind, why did you keep me in the dark, I was scared just now, and I was almost scared to pee. Oh no, I drank too much today, I have to put some water in it. ”

Lao Long saw Zhao Jun walking to a corner on the side to pee, took off his mask and smiled:

"Well, it seems that he understands it too. ”

Luo Xiaolong Qi said:

"Are you ventriloquis, why can I hear your voice even when I don't see you speak?"

"This is a very practical use of mental power, using mental power to simulate the radio waves of speech and send it to your brain. The sound transmission and secretion mentioned in martial arts novels is similar to this, but my grade is more advanced. When the master is upgraded to the Sea Dragon King, it is estimated that he can do thousands of miles of sound transmission, and then there will be no need to pay the mobile phone bill, yesterday I deposited 50,000 yuan in my mobile phone number, so I was kind to it. Okay, so you don't seem to be the material, but ...... Come on, maybe one day you can too. ”

"Cut, a thousand miles of sound is a ball, and when the time comes, I will pass a thousand miles. ”

"That's still you. I've been pretty much ready for the past two days, and I won't necessarily say goodbye to you before I leave. When the Lord transforms into the Sea Dragon King, he will take you to pretend to be forced to take you to find treasures. Hey. Well, happy times always go by very quickly, and it's time to say goodbye. Remember, our goal is to ......"

"No tooth decay!"

"Wrong. Our goal is the snow-capped mountains and the sea. ”

Luo Xiaolong watched Lao Long drive away with Zhao Jun, clenched his fists and said:

"Someday, our goal will be to become a starry space. ”

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End of volume 1.

Volume 1 Title: Don't Use the Hidden Dragon. The symbolism from the first hexagram of the Book of Changes, which is a metaphor for the beginning of the development of things, although the momentum is good, but relatively weak, so we should be cautious and not move lightly.

The title of the second volume is next: See the dragon in the field. The explanation is: the dragon has appeared in the field, which is conducive to the talented and virtuous "adults" to show up and get ahead. Some people also explain that in order to take the initiative to approach the dignitaries and great people, they must do something.