Chapter 756: Die before you get out of the school
The position where the girl fell was about two meters above the water, and seeing the girl fall down in a daze, George couldn't help but scream.
With a huge splash, the girl quickly showed her head out of the water, and her face was annoyed. The surrounding audience also sighed.
Raymond Scott turned to George Lewis and said, "This girl has already reached the sixth level, as long as she passes this level and passes two more levels, then she will become the second person to succeed today." ”
George was about to ask, when he heard a familiar host holding the microphone at the end of the pool and saying, "It's a pity that our Miss Alice didn't complete the task, but she has bravely made it to the sixth level, isn't this achievement worthy of everyone's applause?"
The host was very inflammatory, and the thousands of onlookers on the audience immediately applauded desperately.
This presenter is a gold medal host on TBS TV, his name is John Hornacek, and his personality is his signature.
I heard Hornacek continue: "Okay, please invite the next contestant of our "Water Rush". This contestant is familiar to everyone, yes, he is the famous comedian Michael Bibby. ”
Hornacek's words erupted in a loud burst of laughter from the crowd, including George Louis and Raymond Scott.
Because at this time, it was a big fat man who was only more than one meter seven points tall, but definitely weighed more than ninety kilograms......
This big fat man is familiar to fans all over the world, he is the famous comedy star Michael Bibby, who has been popular in Hollywood for more than 20 years.
"Hey, Michael, did you know that it's actually a violation for me to allow you to participate in this event?" asked Hornacek, holding up the microphone.
"Violations? What are the rules? Do I have any violations? Oh shit, I know, it must be my weight violations! Or you guys here can't hold my weight at all? Oh man, if that's it, I can sign you a check after the show to make up for the equipment that was damaged because of my weight......"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Hornacek rolled his eyes, covered his forehead and said, "Man, you know I'm not talking about your weight. Damn, why do you always show off your weight? You did break the rules, because according to the rules of our program, people over the age of 50 are not allowed to participate in this activity. It's just that I know that you just passed your fiftieth birthday this year, although it's a bit unruly to let you participate, but who made me the host, this is my territory, and I have the final say, so even if it's a violation, but for a celebrity like you, a little violation of the rules is nothing. I know viewers love to see your fat body on the TV screen......"
Michael Bibby said angrily, "Are you sure it's because of the violation? Not because of the two drinks I asked you to drink last night?"
There was a loud "huh......" from the crowd, and then another burst of laughter.
Hornacek made a "shhh ”
"Well, John, I've known these rules for a long time, didn't you tell me about them last night when we were drinking?"
The crowd erupted in laughter again.
"Damn, didn't I let you mention last night's drinking? If the audience knew that you invited me to drink last night, and I asked you to come to this event today, I would probably be fired by the guys on the board! Damn, director, don't record this paragraph, pinch it off for me......"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Johann Hornacek and Michael Bibby are a pair of living treasures that always make people laugh when they meet each other.
"Michael, are you ready?"
Michael Bibby wore a one-piece swimsuit, revealing his fat body. In Los Angeles in November, the temperature is not very low, the average temperature during the day is above 20 degrees, and the weather is very good these days, the temperature has risen to more than 25 degrees during the day today, and it is no problem to wear a one-piece swimsuit to do this kind of water sports.
Michael Bibby made an "OK" gesture to Hornacek and exclaimed, "I'm going to be Forrest Kimball! I'm going to run with my life!"
Hornacek yelled "READ...... GO!” , Michael Bibby suddenly ran forward like a cannonball out of the chamber, or the shell of a large-caliber howitzer.
A guy of his tonnage ran up, and even the spectators standing on the shore seemed to feel the earth shaking, and many people laughed.
The first level of this water level is very simple, after running five or six meters of the starting platform, jump up with a sprint, as long as you jump over the gap about two meters wide and land on the opposite platform, you will be considered to have passed the first level.
Everyone, when they saw Michael Bibbini's gnashing sprint, thought it was not difficult for him to jump over the gap.
As a result, to everyone's surprise, this fat man with the momentum of a disemboweled shell was actually scared when he ran to the front of the gap.
This guy didn't even dare to jump......
And if you don't dare to jump, you brake early, this guy just doesn't brake early, or he didn't think that the width of the gap in front of him exceeded his jump limit, and he braked suddenly.
But don't forget, this is a water activity, and even on the starting platform, there are a lot of water stains on it.
So the fat man Bibi was unlucky, he braked suddenly, but as soon as his feet slipped, he fell directly on all fours, and because of the momentum, he was so on all fours, he slipped off the platform with a scream, and made a big splash in the water......
This ridiculous result of dying before leaving the school immediately made the audience happy.
George Louis and Raymond Scott also have a stomachache in Le, and it's really rare to see such a coke......