You Lida returned to the dormitory, lying on the bed and thinking about what happened last night, thinking about it with a splitting headache, he couldn't remember the time when he was lying in the toilet, his memory only stayed in his toast everywhere, and even what he said was vague. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

What's going on......

What do you think about the leadership?

What do you think of your colleagues?

What does Gao Meijing think?

Wine is like character. You Lida is not worried that others will laugh at his foreign appearance, but that others will say that he "doesn't know what his surname is if he has a little achievement".

You Lida is not that kind of person, his surname is You, whether he is standing, lying down, jumping or flying, his surname is You!

The matter has come to this point, and there is no way to make up for it, anyway, You Lida is cheeky, and others say that he doesn't feel it. But he is a motivated young man, and he can't let others laugh at him behind his back!

"There is a drink skill fruit in the universal plant, and I am not afraid to drink it in the future. Hey. ”

Finding the Universal Seed, Lie Ray threw him into the fish tank.

Seeing the growth of plants, You Lida's heart still couldn't contain the excitement. The mood is like playing a game and opening a plug-in, worried about being banned, but having a good time.

Following the prompts, You Lida found the "alcohol skills". Operation instructions: 1000 kWh of electricity and a bottle of liquor, a bottle of beer, a bottle of red wine.

Wine?

Thinking of the word "wine", You Lida's head was dizzy and painful, and yesterday's wine hadn't woken up yet. Besides, there is no wine in the dormitory.

You Lida took a shower, went out to breathe, and happened to go to the supermarket.

In the supermarket, You Lida met his brother who was on the top bunk in college, Jia Peng.

Although Jia Peng is a native of Binhai, he is very fortunate to meet in a huge city. After graduating from college, my classmates were busy and estranged a lot, and I haven't seen each other for five or six years.

"I heard that your kid is a teacher at Hama University? Jia Peng said.

"Okay, what about you?"

"What about running insurance, do you want to get one?"

Hearing the insurance, You Lida instinctively chuckled in his heart: "Really?"

"Really, what are you lying about. But don't worry, I'm not clingy, you know. ”

Jia Peng and You Lida were bunk beds when they were in college, and the relationship was quite good, Jia Peng's personality was simple and neat, and he said the same, there were many girls who chased him in college, although they looked average, but they were quite gentlemen.

"Why do you still buy wine when you are full of alcohol? Could it be that you have become an alcoholic after studying for graduate school?" Jia Peng asked.

"What, you don't know how much I drink, I'm ...... Prepared. ”

"The amount of wine you poured in a bottle has to be practiced. Okay, my wife is still waiting for me, let's call us. ”

You Lida looked into the distance, it was Jia Peng's girlfriend from university, her lower abdomen was slightly bulging, and it was about four months.

Tut-tut, envy!

Not forgetting his business, You Lida hurried back to the bedroom and poured a handful of wine into the pocket of the plant. The pocket got bigger and bigger, and finally the mouth of the bag tightened, and it flowed down, and when it was electrified, the fruit of kung fu skills came out in a while.

At this time, there was an envelope-like icon flashing on the light curtain, and You Lida curiously clicked on it, and it displayed: You have successfully used the universal plant three times, and a task instruction has been issued, please receive it in the "Task". In addition, the power required for the "Plant Phone" function is halved, with a two-minute time limit and a countdown of 119 seconds, 118,117 ...... Press "Yes" to confirm the execution, and "No" to cancel the execution.

You Lida tasted the sweetness of the almighty plant, and clicked "yes" without saying a word, and the interface turned, and the "plant mobile phone" manufacturing function appeared, and the operation instruction: 1000 kWh of electric energy (time limit) and three old mobile phones.

Electronic products are updated quickly, You Lida from the earliest Nuo powder to fruit powder to rice powder, used no less than 20 mobile phones, waste mobile phones do have, he immediately found three into the pocket of the plant, and after a while, the plant mobile phone was made.

it?

This is the plant phone?

The 4.6-inch screen and wooden back shell look no different from ordinary smartphones, but when You Lida holds it in his hand, it has a warm and soft feeling!

It can be seen that the appearance of this plant phone is made according to the phone that was just thrown into it as a template, but the internal settings are completely different. In the dense interstellar text, in addition to some professional terms, You Lida basically understands the functions of the mobile phone.

Mobile phones can be mimicked, and when you point a camera at a mobile phone for three seconds, you can transform into an identical shape and similar system.

Solar charging, the whole body can absorb and store solar energy, and keep the power full at any time.

Large memory, 10TB.

Super crack wifi program, crack any wifi password, and connect to the network at any time.

It's just a miracle......

You Lida pointed the camera of the plant mobile phone at the meter 5s he is using now, and sure enough, the plant mobile phone is liquid reorganized in his hand and turned into a metal shell, which feels no different from the meter 5s!

He downloaded seven or eight large mobile games in one go, one, no card, two, no card...... Until all open and running, not stuck at all.

"With a machine in hand, I have ...... in the world Never have to buy a phone again, hahaha!"

In addition to the joy, You Lida almost forgot about the task.

Click on the quest bar and the quest will appear on the light curtain: According to the planet OS-386's comprehensive assessment of the environment in which the universal plant is located, this living space is not conducive to the growth of the universal plant, so it is suspected that you have no ability to protect the universal plant. According to comprehensive data analysis, the earth's civilization is supreme in terms of power and money, and rights and financial resources usually represent the recognition of ability, so you are limited to buy a house of more than 100 square meters in full within three months to show your ability. If the task is not completed within the allotted time, the Magnum Seed will self-destruct.

This......

Can't live with the house in this life?

You Lida quickly calculated the account in his heart: according to the housing price of the most ordinary area in Binhai City, how can a house be about 2 million, that is to say, You Lida needs to earn 670,000 yuan per month, 20,000 3 per day, and 958 per hour without eating, drinking or sleeping......

Despair, deep despair cried out in every cell of Youlida, and he collapsed on the couch, his eyes glazed.

He couldn't think of anything other than robbing a bank.

Again......

You Lida found the "manufacturing" in the universal plant and put a 100-dollar bill in it as a template, but the banknote number at the manufacturing place was exactly the same.

He looked for skills that could make money in the "Fruit of Skills", but he also found nothing.

Desperate again.

Paralyzed again.

Stunned again.

You Lida began to examine himself, after graduating from school, he went to work at Binhai University, with shallow social experience, weak connections, no wealthy family, no rich friends, no matter how hard he worked to make money, it was impossible to earn more than 2 million in three months......

"Maybe the all-purpose plant shouldn't belong to me in the first place......"