Double 11 comes and goes quickly. After a few days of day and night delivery, the number of packages decreased significantly, and at noon, Li Dacheng finished the express delivery on the car, and rode three jumpers to the express station.

Delivering couriers looks inconspicuous, but in addition to having high requirements for the body, it is also a technical job. The courier must know the road in the segment well, even if it is a small alley, so that he can reach the destination in the shortest possible time, even when others are stuck in traffic, he can drive smoothly. In addition, the names of the various shops on the street, as well as the commuting time of companies, schools, hospitals, etc., should also be kept in mind, so as not to be left in the air and stupid.

When I returned to the express station, there were already many people in the house, either coming back to pick up the goods, or back to eat. The proprietress and her friends have left, Chen Jiaojiao is nowhere to be found, the boss is still there, his face is swollen like a bun, and he is scratched one by one, and he doesn't know that he thinks it is an African native.

The room was quiet, no one spoke, everyone was cautious, and it was mysterious.

"Ahh As soon as he entered the house, Li Dacheng suddenly screamed, walked quickly to Zhu Jianren's side, looked at the scars on the other party's face in surprise, frowned, and asked with great concern, "Boss, what's wrong with your face?" ”

"Bell"

A water glass in the hand of a courier falls to the ground.

"Poof"

The other courier couldn't hold back, squirting the chewed food in his mouth into the face of the person opposite.

“……”

Although Li Dacheng's voice was not loud, in the quiet room, it was like a thunderclap on the ground, and everyone in shock wrinkled their eyebrows, flashing at him constantly, making their eyes color.

"What's wrong with you? Is it that when I'm not around, there is another dart game to make trouble? Li Dacheng slapped the table, pointed at the others and scolded loudly, "You guys, why don't you call me?" Look at how distressing they beat the boss, you don't know how to protect it, the boss usually treats you well, isn't it? Saying that, Li Dacheng turned his head again, looked at Zhu Jianren with concern and asked, "Boss, are you okay?" Do I need to ride three jumpers to take you to the hospital? You tell me, who did it? I can't spare her. His indignant face was full of a sense of justice, and at first glance he was a hero who liked to fight for others.

The others were all speechless, looking at Li Dacheng silently, and no one said anything.

And Zhu Jianren, his big face was red and red, and his skin was already dark, looking like two pig livers sticking to his face, and he was ashamed and wanted to get into the mouse hole.

"Boss, do you have something to say? Who did it? Li Dacheng approached Zhu Jianren and kept asking.

"Dacheng, haven't you eaten yet? Let's go to dinner. Someone came over and said to Li Dacheng while gently pushing him out of the door.

"How's that going to work? The boss is injured like this, how can I eat it? Li Dacheng said with a stern face.

"Dacheng......" Several people came up together and pulled Li Dacheng out of the house.

"You let go of me, let go of me." Li Dacheng struggled and shouted. He came back with a mission, and the content of the mission was to disgust Zhu Jianren. Now that Zhu Jianren hasn't vomited, how can he go?

"Shhh

"Why don't you let me say that?" After Li Dacheng was dragged outside, he asked angrily.

"The injury on the boss's face was scratched by the boss's wife, who do you seek revenge?" Song Tao, who came two years earlier than him, whispered to Li Dacheng.

"What? Is it the hostess? How do you know? Li Dacheng asked.

"When we came back, the hostess had just left."

"Why did the boss beat the boss?"

"Isn't it because the boss and Chen Jiaojiao had something to do and was arrested by the boss's wife? As soon as Chen Jiaojiao left, her face was scratched, and her melon seed face was scratched into a sunflower. ”

"Oh, really?" Li Dacheng smiled secretly in his heart, since everyone knew, he was relieved, "But why is the boss lady here today?" ”

"I heard that it was Chen Jiaojiao's boyfriend, and I suspected that Chen Jiaojiao had something to do with the boss, and somehow I found the boss lady...... Anyway, you just don't mention it in front of your boss. ”

"Don't worry, Brother Song, I'm the strictest mouthful, and I promise that it won't be spread out." Li Dacheng said with an oath.

After everyone entered the house, Li Dacheng did not follow in, but came to a nearby restaurant, ordered two small stir-fries, asked for a bottle of beer, poured himself a drink, and celebrated.

Bite!

There is WeChat.

Li Dacheng took out his mobile phone and entered WeChat, which turned out to be a WeChat news.

"The 60th birthday of the Empress Dowager Cixi was held in the Forbidden City, and the government and the opposition warmly celebrated."

I'm dizzy, why did I get drunk after only half a bottle? Hasn't Cixi been dead for more than 100 years, and the grave has been dug up, which family will have her 60th birthday?

Wrong!

Li Dacheng suddenly thought of Li Lianying's personality signature, and the other party also told him that Cixi was really going to celebrate her sixtieth birthday in the past two days. Is it today?

Faint!

This WeChat seems to be even more bullish than he imagined, not only can travel through time and space, connect the past and the present, search for Cixi and Li Lianying, but also receive news from the Qing Dynasty.

"Uncle, I'm in a good mood today, since I know everything, let's make a gift."

Li Dacheng found Cixi in the neighborhood, clicked on the other party's avatar, and said hello.

"Auntie, I wish you a happy birthday."

After sending it over, Li Dacheng took another sip of beer, and then fell on the dining table, unable to fall asleep.

He, only the amount of one bottle.

"Who?"

Forbidden City, Ningshou Palace.

Cixi was receiving birthday greetings from her ministers when she suddenly heard a strange voice. The casualness reveals the freedom and ease, and the excitement reveals the abuse, as if in the ears, and as if in the sky.

Cixi looked at the important ministers of the court who knelt on the ground one by one in front of her and came to celebrate her birthday, everyone was in awe, where was anyone presumptuous?

Aunt? What is this called?

Could it be Zaiyan?

Cixi glanced at the emperor in a dragon robe on the side, usually called 'Father', why did she suddenly call her aunt? This kid's wings are stiff, and he usually goes against himself, why is he suddenly so kind and sensual, is there some conspiracy?

"Queen Mother Lafayette ......" Li Lianying called softly, and the ministers below have been kneeling for a long time, and if they don't talk about it, they will die.

Cixi came back to her senses, could it be that she was old and her ears were bad? She put aside what she had just done, today is a day of great joy, how can she be unhappy because of this little thing? Besides, everyone doesn't seem to hear it.

"Get up." Cixi waved her hand and said lightly to the ministers below.

"Thank you, Empress Dowager Lafayette."

The ministers stood up one after another.

"Queen Mother, this is the night pearl that the minister found from the South China Sea, dedicated to the Queen Mother." A minister presented a delicate box with both hands, this person was wearing a python robe and wearing three dazzling eyes, and he was actually a member of the first grade.

"Li Zhongtang has a heart." Cixi said with a light smile.

Li Lianying hurriedly stepped forward, took the box in Li Zhongtang's hand, and then returned to Cixi, slowly opened the box, and presented it with both hands.

I saw that in the golden silk nanmu box, an egg-sized night pearl stood in the center, brilliant and dazzling.

Cixi just glanced at it lightly, and there was no follow-up, and Li Lianying immediately moved the box and put it aside. This kind of beads, there are many in the palace, and they are still sent by others?

"Queen Mother, this is the jade cabbage offered by the minister......"

"This is the ...... of Red Coral Mountain"

"Pearl ......"

Cixi listened expressionlessly to the treasures that the officials deliberately offered for her birthday, the treasures were all good, but there was really nothing new.

"This is the thousand-year-old ginseng king that the minister occasionally got in the deep mountains, dedicated to the Queen Mother, and I wish the Queen Mother eternal youth."

"I have a heart." Cixi responded, and suddenly thought of one thing from the eternal youth, and asked Li Lianying on the side, "Little Lizi, the baby you got from Persia last time, the mourning family liked it very much, what novel things have you prepared this time, quickly take it out for the mourning family to see?" ”

Since using the baby offered by Xiao Lizi, Cixi feels as if she is several years younger, looking in the mirror every day, as if she has returned to her youth, even the concubines who asked for peace said that she has a good complexion and good skin, and asked for any maintenance secrets. But she only has a small bottle, how can she give it to others?

Li Lianying hurriedly stood below, shook her sleeves twice, and knelt on the ground.

"The Queen Mother Lafayette has a clear vision and a wide range of visions, and she really can't hide anything from you."

Li Lianying raised her head and made a color at the little eunuch on the side, and the little eunuch immediately brought a big box in his hand.

There was a lot of discussion around them, whether it was the emperor, the concubine, the prince, or the minister, they all stared at the box in front of Li Lianying. Everyone knows very well that because the imperial court has suffered repeated defeats recently, the scale of the birthday has shrunk, Lafayette has been in a bad mood, and even the night pearl and the thousand-year-old ginseng king have not been able to attract the attention of Lafayette, so what treasure did Li Lianying get from Persia that made Lafayette so concerned?

Li Lianying slowly opened the box, pointed to a few glass bottles inside, and said to Cixi, "Queen Mother Lafayette, you see, these are the treasures that were given to you a few days ago, but this treasure is also very rare in Persia, and the old slave spent a lot of effort to get these treasures." ”

"Yes, that's good." Cixi's eyes lit up and she nodded with satisfaction,

"This bottle next to it is called body lotion, it is a new baby sent by the old slave to find in Persia, I heard that rubbing this treasure can make people's skin white and pink, like a newborn baby. There are also these thin babies, it is called a mask, which is different from our pearl powder Chinese medicine face, before going to bed, after cleaning the face, this mask will be pasted, and the skin will become firmer and more elastic. The combination of these two substances is more effective. ”

Hearing Li Lianying's words, some of the people present began to whisper.

"What Mr. Li said is too evil, right? According to him, doesn't that baby have the effect of rejuvenation? ”

"Maybe, haven't you noticed that the Queen Mother's complexion in the last two days has been very good? The skin is also brighter and shinier than before, and it seems to be a teenager younger. ”

"So you can see that, too? Is it because of the use of these treasures of Mr. Li? After his birthday, I also have to go to Mr. Li and ask him where he bought it. ”

After the Empress Dowager Cixi looked at the box full of treasures, she was in a happy mood.

"Little Lizi, bring the baby up. Hurry, hurry, hurry. ”

Say the important thing three times.

Li Lianying quickly stood up and presented the box to the Queen Mother Lafayette.

Cixi held the box and picked up the baby, unable to put it down. With these treasures, it is not a dream to go back to your youth.

"Li Lianying." Cixi suddenly shouted.

"The old slave is here."

"You have served meritoriously, and the treasures you have entered have won the hearts of the mourning family, and you will be rewarded with two products and a hundred pieces of cloth......"

Hearing the Queen Mother's words, everyone present showed surprise, the second-grade eunuch? Emperor Yongzheng stipulated that the rank of eunuchs was limited to four grades, and now the queen mother actually sealed Li Lianying as the second grade, breaking through the rules handed down by her ancestors, this and this...... Is this baby really that good?

Li Lianying was flattered, and after being stunned for a moment, she knelt on the ground, "bang", "bang", "bang", and kowtowed.

"Thank you, Empress Dowager Lafayette."

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