2. Eat, drink, prostitute and 'gamble' to smoke!
Since the day he left Chaoge, Yakumoji Temple has been silently thinking in his heart. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
In this era of famine, Yakumo Temple still has one more thing to do.
If you don't do that, it may have a direct impact on Gensokyo's future.
Everything has to start with what Aunt Hakurei said to Yakumoji.
Aunt Hakurei once said that Yakumo Zi once gave her something to eat, and as long as she smelled it, she could live for 360 years, and if she ate one, she could live for 47,000 years.
also said that it was the second Yakumo Purple to Yakumo Purple, and then Yakumo Purple gave her another meal, and ate 300 in a row!
Therefore, Yakumoji wanted to ...... If it's really the second Yakumo Purple, how can I get this thing?
I have been in the Flood Wilderness for so long, and I haven't seen the demonic power of the third realm monster in Yakumo Temple, so I may be the second Yakumo Purple and I don't have to run.
However, although Yakumoji knew what it was, the most important thing was ...... How do I get it?
In the midst of the flood, the only one with that effect is the ginseng fruit of Zhen Yuanzi, but how can Yayun Temple get 300 ginseng fruits?
It was the vicious person who kicked open the door of Wuzhuang Temple directly, and then instantly rotated the 360° somersault, hugged Zhen Yuanzi's thigh and shouted miserably, 'Send it away~'.
Or should you follow the example of the protagonists in Long Aotian's novels, killing people and grabbing treasures?
In the plot of Journey to the West, Tang Seng's previous life, Jin Chanzi, befriended Zhen Yuanzi, and Zhen Yuanzi gave Tang Seng two ginseng fruits.
Although in the end, Sun Monkey smashed the ginseng fruit tree.
But there is one thing that many people may habitually forget......
That is, Zhen Yuanzi only gave Tang Seng two ginseng fruits...... Two of them!
Master and apprentice, if you don't care about the white dragon horse, there are four people!
How can two ginseng fruits be enough for four people to divide equally, although in the end, it was because of this that Sun Monkey smashed the ginseng fruit tree.
But the original reason for this is that Zhen Yuanzi is stingy, or is this calamity in the ninety-nine-eighty-one tribulation actually just someone's calculation?
If Zhen Yuanzi is really stingy, it will be hopeless to obtain the ginseng fruit by himself......! No matter how bad it is, he will lure Zhen Yuanzi to fall, eat, drink, prostitute and gamble!"
The above is the method that Yakumoji has come up with after three days of hard thinking.
In the past three days, Yakumoji once again teleported itself to a hill not far from the human village.
And there was a log cabin built, a log cabin full of modern technology.
I never thought that happiness came too suddenly!
On the day when his cabin was just built, Zhen Yuanzi came to the door with a ginseng fruit in his hand.
He said he wanted to make friends with Yakumoji Temple.
It's just that for some reason, Zhen Yuanzi's move reminded Yakumoji of the Green Arrow advertisement back then.
Then, when Yakumoji prepared tea and prepared to entertain Zhen Motoko, and took the opportunity to lure Zhen Motoko to fall, two more figures came to the cabin of Yakumo Temple.
They are Taishang Laojun and Lingbao Daojun!
As soon as he saw these two people, Yakumo Temple pulled out the nameless, ready to fight the two again.
I never thought that the two of them came to make friends this time!
Taishang Laojun wanted to discuss the Tao with Yayun Temple and discuss the views of both sides on the Taiji diagram.
Because of the lifeless Taiji diagram of Yayun Temple, Taishang Laojun has never seen it.
Lingbao Daojun was very interested in the Hurricane No. 1 that Yayun Temple once took out!
It is good to talk about the word, but is it possible to talk about the word alone?
If you don't do something secretly, how can Yayun Temple get ginseng fruit? Such a good opportunity, but after this village, there is no such shop!
So, under the guidance of Yayun Temple, intentionally or unintentionally, the four of them played mahjong......
That's right, it's mahjong! Yayun Temple originally wanted to have a fight against the landlord, but the fight against the landlord is a game of three people, and you can't leave one person aside.
There are different theories about the origin of mahjong, but it prevailed in the Tang Dynasty!
Now it's the Zhou Dynasty!
The four people who had never seen mahjong were naturally addicted to it in an instant!
This mahjong is almost a mahjong marathon!
The four of them played a mahjong tournament that lasted for 40 years!!
Originally, this mahjong tournament was only 1 month at most, because Yakumoji could only go without eating or drinking for a month at most. After a month, Yakumoji will be paralyzed by hunger.
But who would have thought that these three immortals were all crazy about playing cards! Especially when Yakumo Temple added the element of 'gambling and Bo' to mahjong, the four of them became even more crazy!
In order to prevent the Eight Cloud Temple from being starved and paralyzed, resulting in a situation where three are missing one, the three of them actually kept transmitting mana to the Eight Cloud Temple!
So, this mahjong tournament has been played for 40 years! Yakumo Temple just wanted to get Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit through gambling and gambling at the beginning! Who knew they would be so crazy!
The wooden houses of Yayun Temple have collapsed into ruins in the past 40 years! But fortunately, the four of them sat on a stone bench and used a stone table to play cards, and they did not collapse!
And before the wooden house collapsed, Yakumoji Temple also put away the modern technology in the wooden house.
Another point, I don't know if anyone has heard of such a legend. The legend of the Rotten Ke people.
(Rotten Ke Man = Woodcutter.) )
It is said that a Lang Ke man went to the mountains to collect firewood, watched the immortals play games, stayed in the mountains for a while, and when he returned to the village, the world had changed dramatically. All the relatives died of old age, and the playmates were all gray-haired.
That unlucky kid just watched Yakumoji Temple and they were playing mahjong!
When Taishang Laojun and them delivered mana to Yakumo Temple, the missing mana affected him, making him blur his perception of time.
That's why he felt like he was just staying for a while.
And why he hasn't aged for 40 years? The reason is because he asked about the smell of ginseng fruit!
Yakumo Temple's bets on their bets are all paid out of the box, and Zhen Yuanzi lost and was accidentally smelled by him when he paid for the ginseng fruit, so he is not old!
And in the mahjong tournament in the past 40 years, Zhen Yuanzi's card skills are the most smelly!
Yakumoji even told the formula [n*aaa+m*abc+dd=win], and he still lost!
Every time you lose, you bet on the ginseng fruit!
As soon as he lost, he sent a message to his disciple Qingfeng Mingyue and asked them to fight ginseng fruits, and the sad Qingfeng Mingyue just kept flying, flying, flying for forty years!
But this is not a bad thing, the two took advantage of this period to learn the way of shrinking the ground into inches, and they have been perfected.
…… It's nothing, it's just running out.
Similarly, with this mahjong competition, Yakumo Temple finally got 300 ginseng fruits!
"Hehe~ Nima's gambling really ruined his life! I finally know why Zhen Yuanzi is so stingy with ginseng fruit, so that Tang Seng only gives two. I guess I was forced out by us!
I have 300 pieces, Taishang Laojun 700 pieces, and Lingbao Daojun 100 pieces. Huh!"
This is the only sentence that Yakumoji said after the mahjong tournament. (To be continued.) )