Chapter 52: The Old Dragon's Lecture

The old dragon was sitting on a big wooden stake next to the fire, and a pile of bones had accumulated on the ground in front of him, and when he saw Luo Xiaolong's figure jumping on the stone, he took a bite of the grilled fish in his hand, and said approvingly: "If you want it, you have to get it." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "I don't know if it's because the grilled fish is delicious, or because Zanluo Xiaolong is making rapid progress.

Luo Xiaolong jumped ashore and shouted from afar: "The smell of grilled fish!" O connoisseur! Old dragon is merciful, leave me some! I'm starving! ”

While shouting, he ran over with lightning speed, reaching out to grab the grilled fish above the fire, but he caught it empty.

"Don't make trouble, old dragon, Uncle Long, Long Shao, hurry up and stutter, you see I'm hungry and I'm dying, I'm losing weight."

"Don't worry, I'll see the time...... Well, it's okay, do you want to know what time it is? ”

"me...... Well, what then, what time is it? ”

"It's eight o'clock."

"Okay, okay, I know, you can give me the fish."

"Look at your starving reincarnated bird, give. Let me tell you, put on your clothes as soon as you finish eating, your body still belongs to the small fresh meat outdoors, and it can't withstand the wind and snow. ”

Luo Xiaolong finished eating a three-pound grilled fish in two or three, put on his clothes, stretched out his hand and said:

"More, just such a fish, it's not enough to stuff your teeth."

"It's gone, you have to eat it and catch it yourself."

"The fish is gone, you can take out the rest, didn't you buy a lot of food at the supermarket at noon?"

Lao Long took out a bag of ham sausages, two bags of mustard, and a few bags of noodles and said, "Here you go, it's all here." ”

"Are you kidding me? When I'm an idiot, I'm paying for noon, okay? ”

Lao Long took out a bottle of wine, took a sip, and said slowly:

"You don't think that's all for today, do you? You'd better hurry up and cook noodles to eat, there are still items at nine o'clock. ”

"Damn, Moutai!"

Luo Xiaolong swallowed his saliva, rolled his eyes, stopped talking nonsense, ran to the river and came back with a bucket of water, then took out the pot rack to boil water and cook noodles on the fire, stared at the flames and said:

"Alas, I made a mistake, I knew that in addition to these pots and pans, I should also buy some food and drink and put it in the conch."

looked at the old dragon, and said secretly: No wonder the things I bought at noon were taken away by the old dragon, I thought the sun came out of the west, it turned out that I had been thinking about this hand for a long time, this frustrated dragon.

After eating the noodles, he roasted two ham sausages, and gave Lao Long one for two sips of wine. took out the phone and looked at it, there was no signal, it seems that there is no way to chat with Cui Fangfei tonight.

At nine o'clock, the old dragon asked Luo Xiaolong to throw more firewood onto the fire to ensure that the fire would not be extinguished so quickly.

The place where the fire was lit was a high ground above the river bank, and Luo Xiaolong picked up a lot of stones and built a circle around the fire, which could effectively prevent the fire from spreading outside the stone circle, so as not to cause a mountain fire.

"The next project is relatively simple, which is called bitterness and sweetness."

The old dragon stood up and said:

"First of all, the outdoor dress must be practical, you look at me, I changed the girl's clothes to the current jacket, jeans and hiking shoes, of course, I am still so handsome with these equipment, no way! (Luo Xiaolong said secretly: Shameless!) )…… It is best to choose a bright color for the color of your clothes, which is conducive to the rescue of people in the event of an unexpected search and rescue, so that the rescuer can find you as soon as possible from a distance. I look at what you're wearing, and it seems that you are more knowledgeable about this piece, so I won't say more. ”

Luo Xiaolong said secretly:

"You don't have to say much, it's longer than the advertising time before the broadcast of The Voice!"

"I know that with your current skills, there are some things that appear to you inexplicably, and you should not appear in this real world, and you can easily survive in such an environment. I am a good person, but also a good teacher, I will teach you my ancestral secret recipe now, and teach you how to survive in some harsh environments without those things, and live a good life! ”

Luo Xiaolong said secretly:

"The most inexplicable thing to appear next to me is you. Isn't it stupid to have good things that don't need to be used? This old dragon can't be stupid when he gets drunk. ”

"Don't desert and listen well."

The old dragon glanced at Luo Xiaolong, pointed to the fire and said:

"Ancient and modern sages said: Everywhere is knowledge, and the three of them have my teacher. If you look at the place I chose, the terrain is high enough that even if the river suddenly swells, it won't wash up here. It is also a little further away from the foot of the mountain, and if there is a sudden landslide or mudslide, there is enough distance to minimize the danger. It's no joke, there are a lot of such contingencies in the wild, especially in rainy and snowy weather. ”

This is very reasonable, Luo Xiaolong nodded, expressing his agreement.

"Well, the Tao is not lightly preached, and the gossip is not much. Brother Long's Outdoor Survival Crash Course has officially begun! There should be applause here! ”

Luo Xiaolong slapped his slap twice weakly, but the old dragon himself slapped very energetically.

"Well, thank you all for the warm applause! First of all, you go and pick up enough dry wood to burn overnight. ”

Thirty minutes later, the old dragon looked at a pile of dry firewood and said:

"The warm-up is over, and then I'm going to teach you all the dragon skills of the thirteen incense, uh, the thirteen00,000-year-old family heirloom secret technique."

"Sounds like a fork."

After so much foreshadowing in front of him, Luo Xiaolong was looking forward to it and yelled:

"Come on, I can't wait."

"Good! Listen, these secret techniques are combined -- that is: finding, eating, and sleeping! ”

"Ouch, I'll go! Old Dragon, it's cold enough this day, let's stop talking about cold jokes, okay? I'll do the! …… Ouch! ”

"Sister Hu!"

The old dragon gave Luo Xiaolong a kick:

"I'm serious, if it weren't for your kindness to my uncle, I wouldn't have told you this. Do you really think I'm full and have nothing to do? To be a man, you have to be grateful! Okay, let's teach you a trick I'm best at, so that you can see the means of the master! ”

The two dragons walked to the river, and the old dragon raised a branch more than two meters long that he had just picked up in his hand: "Look at it." ”

Inserted it into the river casually, and when he lifted it, there was already a mandarin fish at the end of the branch, and the old dragon put the fish down and packed it in a plastic bag and said:

"This trick is more suitable for you, in fact, I have a simpler one, but you can't learn it, you take the stick, like this-"

With his right hand, he grabbed the river in the air, and snapped, and another fish broke through the water and fell into the claws of the old dragon. It's a yellow-boned fish. After putting this in the bag, the old dragon began to explain to Luo Xiaolong the habits of various fish in freshwater waters, and also explained how to stab the fish steadily and ruthlessly.

Seeing that the bag could no longer hold the fish, the old dragon threw the branch to Luo Xiaolong and asked him to practice by himself, but he ran back to roast the fire and the fish.

Luo Xiaolong was very bitter in the night, smelling the aroma of grilled fish and Moutai, drooling and began to practice fishing.

An hour passed, and not even a single fish scale was touched.

The old dragon picked his teeth, walked over slowly and handed two fish to Luo Xiaolong, and said slowly after he finished eating:

"Do you think it's because your eyes can't see the fish that you don't catch? Wrong, Xiaolong, very wrong. Although your eyes are not good, it is not the key, the most important thing is that your brain is not good. ”

Speaking of this, he suddenly raised his voice and shouted:

"You've got water in your head? Yes? What is your mental power used for? Yes? How do you see how I did it? Yes? Are you the one who came to the fish with such wide-eyed eyes? Yes? Brain! Use your brain! Use the spiritual power you've cultivated for so long! I'm so angry, I've never seen anything so stupid! ”

Luo Xiaolong bowed his head and was silent, his face was sprayed with saliva, and a big bag was almost pointed out by Lao Long's fingers on his head.

"Well, I'll admit, this is not easy to learn, but this can't be taught, it's called only what ......"

"You can only understand it, but you can't say it."

"Yes, yes, yes, you can only understand, not speak. You can practice for another hour, and after you finish the practice, I will teach you how to catch rabbits, wild boars, etc. in the mountains. I'm only going to teach, not to learn. The master leads the way in, the cultivation is personal, whether you learn or not, that's your business. By the way, the most important thing is that I have to teach you how to identify some medicinal herbs, some of which will have a special smell at night, and some of which are only easier to find during the day......"