082 Viagra class
After Lin Jun's call to Qingjie didn't get through, he asked for Xiao Yan's mobile phone from Fang Yuan again.
"Toot ......!"
The phone rang for a long time, and Xiao Yan's voice rang: "Hey, Brother Jun, what's wrong?"
"Where are you?" Lin Jun asked with a frown when he heard that the phone was a little noisy.
"Oh, it's nothing, we're in the countryside, at a friend's house in Qingjie. Xiao Yan burped, and his tongue was stiff when he spoke, apparently not missing a drink.
"Fuck, didn't I tell you not to go anywhere and stay at home for a while?" Lin Jun was very upset when he heard this, and asked a little unhappily.
"No, brother, we've been at home for more than a week, and we can't hold it back, so we came to the countryside to wander around. Xiao Yan explained speechlessly.
"Brother Viagra is looking for you all over! Xiao Yan, brother is messy enough now, you must stop chattering, okay?" Lin Jun rubbed his temples and persuaded in a soft tone.
"Okay, we'll go back after dinner, don't worry, brother. Xiao Yan patted his chest and reassured.
"When we get home, no one knocks on the door, we all have the key, and we don't need to call the door. Also, no matter what kind of friend it is, they call your address, you can't say it, the current people, it's really incomprehensible......" Lin Jun instructed like a Tang monk.
"Hehe, okay, brother, I know. Xiao Yan smiled.
"Huh. Lin Jun also smiled, because he also felt that he was a little inkblotted.
After the instructions, the two hung up the phone, and Lin Jun took the first snow clearing money and went back to the company to settle the account.
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People are really strange sometimes, often you have made all the preparations, want to deliberately avoid a very small probability of something, then on the contrary, this kind of probability is very small thing, it will happen suddenly when you are caught off guard, it seems that you can't escape, it seems that you can't escape, it seems that you can't escape.
Academics call this Murphy's Law.
And the common people prefer to call it "life!", it is fate for you to get rich, and it is fate for you to be unlucky!
It's past seven o'clock in the evening.
Zhang Qingjie, Xiaoyan, and Ge Zhuangzhuang, who were originally going to leave from the countryside, had already taken the black car to the city, but Qingjie's friends, who had always been stingy, didn't know what evil wind to smoke, and people drank so much that they had to drag three people to the city KTV***. Originally, Xiao Yan and Zhang Qingjie didn't want to go, but Ge Zhuangzhuang was a hungry ghost, and as soon as he heard that someone was treating, he immediately forgot Lin Jun's instructions.
With Ge Zhuangzhuang's encouragement, coupled with the fact that Xiaoyan and Zhang Qingjie had been at home for many days, their positions were not so firm, so the four of them took a taxi to the city, and also found a night club that was quite famous in the city but consumed civilians.
A glass of wine is down, and the little songs in the private room are deafening. Ge Zhuangzhuang and the others didn't drink a meal, and they were all dancing in the house with the girl in their arms at the moment, only Qingjie was sitting on the sofa, bowing his head and texting Zhang Xiaole.
The four of them played for about an hour and a half, and two cars stopped at the entrance of the KTV.
"Is anyone here?" asked the waiter at the door, still wearing a green retainer around his neck, with his eyes fluttering.
"Here, they're really back, and I saw them as soon as you called me to explain. The waiter replied.
"Let's go. ”
The small fish's face was covered with burnt gauze, and the hole that was dug out by Fang Yuan has not healed yet, and it often hurts faintly at night. Before he came today, he drank some wine, and at this moment, his eyes were straight, and his mouth was full of the smell of Jin Liufu.
Ten seconds later.
"Bang dang!"
Viagra kicked open the door of the private room, and then walked in with one hand in his pocket.
"Hmmm. ”
The people in the room were stunned.
"Smack!"
The brother behind the little fish grabbed a girl's hair and then pushed it out.
"Bang. ”
Viagra picked up a beer bottle casually and threw it directly on the TV screen with a muffled sound, and then he shouted expressionlessly: "Come, deal with some personal conflicts, and go out if you have nothing to do!"
"Hulala!"
The ladies were very neat and walked out of the private room with their heads bowed.
"Bang dang. ”
After the young lady left, Brother Yu closed the door of the private room.
"I'll grass your mother, brothers, fuck them!" Xiao Yan looked at the person who rushed in and was stunned for a few seconds, and then picked up the beer bottle and was about to start.
"Hulala!"
The people behind Viagra and Xiaoyu rushed forward, these people were fat and strong, the youngest of them were twenty-seven or eighteen years old, and their combat effectiveness was obviously different from that of street bastards, and their attacks were extremely black. The two of them did one, and directly pressed Zhang Qingjie, Xiao Yan, and Ge Zhuangzhuang on the sofa.
"Smack!"
Viagra walked to the side of the sofa, stretched out his right foot and stepped directly on Qingjie's face, and then asked, "Grass mud horse, what did I tell you, do you remember?"
"Whew!"
Zhang Qingjie was pressed on his arm by the two of them, his face was pressed against the sofa, and he looked at Viagra with his eyes.
"I didn't tell you, if you let me catch this breath, you're probably going to suffer something. Viagra scolded Qingjie, then turned his head and grabbed Xiao Yan's hair, pointed to his nose with one hand and asked, "Is there one of you?"
"Grass mud horse!" Xiao Yan struggled to arch upward.
"Bang!"
The young man who pressed Xiao Yan lowered his head and smashed it directly on Xiao Yan's face.
"Little B cub, which hand did you hit me?" Viagra pulled a pistol out of his trouser pocket.
"I'll fuck you!" Xiao Yan was so aggrieved that he was about to run up again with a little wine.
"Grass mud horse, your parents didn't educate you well, then I will educate you. Society is dark, not everyone you can poke twice. Viagra held a gun in his right hand, stroked his bald head with his left hand and shouted, "Spread his hands out for me!"
"Boom!"
One of the two young men grabbed Xiao Yan's hair, and the other broke Xiao Yan's stiff left hand.
"It hurts, squeak. Viagra stood on the edge of the sofa, the muzzle of the gun was aimed directly at Xiao Yan's right hand, and then he pulled the trigger without blinking his eyes.
"Bang bang bang!"
The muzzle of the gun made three muffled sounds!!
"Ahh
Xiao Yan's body arched up again, the back of his left hand was bleeding, and his whole arm trembled in pain. Three steel balls pierced his palm and fell on the marble table with blood.
"Look at your mother's B!" Xiao Yu squinted at Ge Zhuangzhuang for a few seconds, and then a wine bottle smashed into Zhuangzhuang's eyes.
"Come, one in the house counts as one, Quan Nima chopped it for me!" Viagra stood and lit a cigarette, looked up, and shouted with a puff of cigarette.
"Brush, brush, brush. ”
A short mountain knife was pulled out of the arms of several other people, and five seconds later, the screams in the house were endless, and the machete crackled and fell on Qingjie, Xiaoyan, and Zhuangzhuang's body, and even Qingjie's friends who invited guests to drink flower wine did not escape their doom. He kept shouting that it was okay with me, but he was still chopped up in a pool of blood.
"Tell Lin Jun that I will teach him the next lesson personally. Viagra threw down a sentence, turned around and shouted, "Let's go." ”
"Hula-la. ”
A group of eight people left the KTV in an instant.
at the doorway.
Zhang Xiaole drove his broken bread and hurried over. Qingjie sent him a message just now, saying that he was drinking here and asked him to come together, but Xiaole felt that these children were too annoying, so he came over and wanted to call them home.
"Squeak. ”
The car stopped, Zhang Xiaole wore a military coat, pushed the door with the car key and walked down.
"Stomp on ......!"
At the same time, Viagra, Xiaoyu with six people, happened to rush out of the KTV in the semi-basement.
The two sides glanced at each other, Zhang Xiaole instinctively took two steps back, and then turned around and ran.
"Grass mud horse, there is also one of him, dig him. Xiao Yu also took out a handful of Kaishan from his arms, and chased after Xiao Le with big strides.
PS: Tomorrow's explosion.
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