The sun in the early morning of July has begun to exert its might, the school gate is still the police standing guard, and it is time for the college entrance examination for another year, but the road at the school gate is a little dirty, which is not closed before the road is closed, and the construction truck is spilled when the earth and stone are transported. Now that the road is blocked, it is estimated that the construction site will have to be stopped, otherwise the sound of guns will affect the students' college entrance examination?

It's not time yet, the school gate is very lively, last year it was Li Jiaming who took the college entrance examination, and this year there is more Li Xinhua, but the people who sent it are still those, but there is one less Liu Shasha.

"Brother, I was admitted to Bai University, remember to buy such a big house, and I will have to go above Tiananmen Square!"

"Brother, remember to invite me to take a plane, the kind that my sister took last time!"

The parents who came to send off their children looked enviously at this group of women and girls, large and small, and the tall man who was surrounded in the middle was Li Jiaming, who was a genius who could be admitted to the National People's Congress and Fudan when he was a freshman in high school last year;

The Li family in Chongxiang is really amazing, there has already been a Peking University student, and there will be another one this year? It seems that the feng shui of the same ancient times has been taken up by their family.

Xiao Wanwan, who was more excited than everyone, finished talking about all the conditions, and Li Jiaming's sister and brother also entered the school with the flow of people. Secretary Zeng is worthy of being Secretary Zeng, the tricks are different every year, and this year he actually asked the police to let the students into the examination room with the admission ticket, which really won a lot of praise. No wonder he, a dignified secretary, can sit at a roadside stall and eat breakfast, and he doesn't let the secretary follow behind his ass to wipe the table, wash chopsticks, and pay the bills.

Entering the school, two rows of leafy tulip trees sprinkled shade, and Li Xinhua, who was still very haggard the day before yesterday, was much better, but he still looked nervous. Li Jiaming, who was walking next to the third sister, saw that she was so nervous, and suddenly said leisurely: "I am proud of my life, and I have thousands of miles of rivers and mountains in the palm of my hand." Like the painting Lin Pavilion should be waiting, the reputation of the river for a long time. ”

The candidates who came with him saw that Li Shenxian was very interested in poetry, and said jokingly: "Jiaming, this is your poem?"

This is not a poem, this is the sign that the third sister asked for yesterday. Li Jiaming was embarrassed to tell others that Mao Tong, who arrived at Lingshi Nunnery a few minutes earlier, actually spent 200 yuan instead of 50 yuan to ensure that the third sister could ask for this sign!

"How is it? The level is okay, right? Let me tell you, those who have passed the exam have come to me to pay the money, and you have entrusted me with my auspicious words!"

The third sister, who was a little nervous, hit her younger brother on the back with a stationery box and said, "Be serious, what about the college entrance examination!"

"Shhhhhh

Feng's humor, which has not yet been released, is extremely powerful, and a group of girls and girls laughed, and the tense atmosphere was loosened a lot.

"I'll tell you a joke, a friend, the other day. Isn't the college entrance examination just a test, and if you have the ability, it will be more difficult.

If you have the ability, you can ask me what is the impact of the three-circle circulation on the formation of Roman law; if you have the ability, you can ask me what the political system from the Han Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty looks like to draw a functional image; if you have the ability, you can ask me to translate all the historical records into English.

Anyway, I don't have to take the college entrance examination this year!"

Li Jiaming scratched his head embarrassedly, but the third sister couldn't help laughing.

"Jiaming, this joke shouldn't be told by Sasha, right?"

Li Jiaming, who is usually calm, said shamelessly and proudly: "Mess up, my original! When the fourth brother took the college entrance examination, I told him about it." If you don't laugh, it's because your level is not enough, but the fourth brother couldn't laugh from ear to ear. ”

I usually don't see my younger brother pleasing himself so much, and the third sister, who has been bored in the book for five years, is also interested, and has the previous cheerfulness, and ordered: "Another one!"

"Life is a Chinese person, and death is the soul of China. If I want to learn a foreign language, it's completely impossible. ”

"Yo, I didn't see it, tell me, when did you become a starling again?"

"Third sister, Mo Ti, it's all tears when you talk about it!"

Li Jiaming made a clown-style gag, Li Xinhua's nervousness was much better, and seeing that he was still following him, he hurriedly pushed him to the west and said, "Only if you believe in you can you have a ghost! Hey, the eighth examination room is over there!"

The third sister is not nervous, Li Jiaming wiped the sweat from his forehead, and sighed secretly: Is it easy for me? You have only been bored for five years, and I have been bored for six years. In the last three days, after the exam, I will eat and drink spicy food, and I will go all over the world!

Seeing the brisk third sister enter the examination room, Li Jiaming also entered his own examination room, took a few deep breaths to adjust his state, calmed himself down completely, and began to face the second college entrance examination in his life.

Although Li Xinhua, who was separated by a few classrooms, did not have Li Jiaming's calmness, she was not very nervous, but when she finished the previous 110 points of the exam questions, finished the answer sheet, and looked at the essay questions on the test paper, her heart felt like a storm.

That's right, it's these two comics, "Plastic Surgery on Six Fingers" and "Truncated Wrong". It was probably March or April, when he and his younger brother read the newspaper in the newspaper column, and he joked that if he was Mr. Jin, he would use the essay questions of the two cartoons in the "Yangcheng Evening News" that month to ensure that most people would fail. Later, for this matter, he also let himself try to write a few essays, and he also helped himself to revise them.

Guanyin Bodhisattva has appeared! Guanyin Bodhisattva has appeared! Guanyin Bodhisattva has appeared!

What spirit is manifested?

This is the only college entrance examination essay question that Li Jiaming remembers, because he was a sophomore in high school that year, even if he was naughty and mischievous, he was calloused by the teacher when he made up classes during the summer vacation, and he wanted to vomit when he wrote similar essays. And because the 'plague pig' laughed at himself behind his back, he was so angry that he put him on the wall of the toilet and beat him hard, if it wasn't for the kid's stubbornness and didn't complain, he would have to walk around without eating. It was after that time that I became addicted to beating him, and I learned kung fu with him every now and then, and I was not afraid of the teacher correcting myself if I beat him anyway.

Damn, where do you want to go? I was distracted in the college entrance examination? With a stroke of the pen, I achieved it overnight, and Li Jiaming estimated that this essay that had been changed countless times would have to score more than 38 points if he didn't get a full score.

That's it for another inspection, hand in the papers, Li Jiaming put the papers away, got up and handed them over. Teacher Jin, who was on patrol for the exam, hurriedly followed, and when Li Jiaming arrived outside the cordon, he began to drink the iced Coke of the 'plague pig' filial piety, and then he said with concern: "Jiaming, is it okay?"

"The composition is a bit weird, but it's okay. ”

Maybe Li Jiaming is usually too steady, and Mr. Jin, who is worried about this year's essay questions, is not worried at all that this kid's next exam will be affected, and hurriedly asked him how he wrote, and gave him a light high-five after listening.

"Jiaming, it's enough for you to get a full score for this essay. I estimate that this time Peking University, you are decided!"

The 'plague pig', who had been waiting for half an hour, really regarded Li Jiaming as the boss, and hurriedly said, "Teacher Jin, really?"

"Of course, I haven't read this type of topic for more than ten years, how many can write well? Jiaming writes so well that he can score seven or eight points for his essay alone! Wen Li, you must have a wide range of knowledge in the future, and for you top students, one point can determine your future!"

When Mr. Jin continued to inspect the exam, the 'plague pig' patted the horse's leg and said, "Boss, you hang! I still look forward to your old man's house, you can accompany us for another year." ”

Don't hang, in my previous life, because of writing comic essays, I beat you kid a few times, Li Jiaming sat in the shade of the tulip forest, drank Coke and scolded with a smile: "Plague pig, your sycophant level needs to be improved!"

"What kind of sycophancy is this, I mean it from the bottom of my heart! Your old man is sitting like this, Sister Xinhua, I'll go and give them good news first. ”

After drinking a bottle of Coke and waiting for more than twenty minutes, the elated third sister finally stepped on the bell and came out.

"Jiaming, you are really a fairy!"

"You don't know now?"

Li Jiaming reversed his usual calmness, hooked the head of the third sister who was a head shorter than himself, and the two sisters and brothers walked out of school shoulder to shoulder.

"Third sister, I guess, you will definitely go to Peking with me this time! Tsk, in the future, I and the fourth brother will not need to wash their clothes. ”

"Cut, you're thinking well! You're not going to be like your big brother and looking for a girlfriend, right?"

Hey, big brother has a girlfriend?

"Don't you know? Last month, my aunt also said that she was going to make a set of gold jewelry and make a meeting gift for other girls. ”

Li Jiaming really doesn't know about this, it's normal to think about it, the eldest brother and the four brothers have inherited the advantages of the eldest aunt, and they all look talented. It's not like themselves and Mao Tong, except for being taller, they look more ordinary than the other and even fierce.