Chapter 61: The Performances of the Women
However, before Xie Na said Wang Xue's name, Wang Jun was silent for a while, but suddenly walked behind his mother, bent down and picked up Wang Xue, obviously having made a choice.
Wang Jun hugged Wang Xue in his arms and laughed, "Mom, it's time for you to lose weight!
Wang Xue hugged her son's neck and lay in his arms, and when she heard this, she patted Wang Jun's chest and said coquettishly: "Fuck you, your mommy and I are only 92 pounds." The golden body is coming!"
The two mothers and sons just played and walked to the hut.
Seeing that Wang Jun had already walked away with Wang Xue in his arms, Xie Na covered his mouth in surprise, and all the women also turned their heads to look, pretending to be natural but couldn't hide their disappointed expressions.
However, Ying Bao and Da Mi Mi breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, in their opinion, Wang Jun chose nothing but themselves.
Choosing Wang Xue is indeed the best person, anyway, it's not just about choosing that person.
Wang Jun hugged his mother Wang Xue just walked into the yard, and couldn't help opening his mouth in surprise.
Not to mention that this dwelling is very shabby, and all the tools are actually the most primitive kind. There is no gas stove, so they rely on firewood to make a fire for cooking and heating.
The room was a traditional floor with no bed. The big pot in the kitchen is very large, and it is still an iron pot.
The women who came in later walked around the whole dwelling, and finally found an important problem.
"Isn't there a bathroom?"
Da Tiantian muttered blankly. The women, who had gone around in a circle, returned to the middle of the courtyard.
Wang Jun put down Wang Xue in his arms and clapped his hands: "If you want to go to the bathroom, I'll tell you where it is." ”
Pointing to the field not far away, Wang Jun said casually: "Solve personal problems." It's usually in that vegetable patch. ”
"What, how is this going to work?"
All the women were surprised for a while, and then they all kept shaking their heads.
Ying Bao stared at the big round eyes and said in surprise: "It can't be true, right?"
Seeing this, Wang Jun raised his hand obscenely: "Everyone is afraid of the dark at night, I can give you the wind." ”
"Ahh
The women covered their mouths and screamed, looking at them with a burden and a humiliating look, Wang Jun shrugged.
There was a burst of laughter, and suddenly the door of a house on the side of the courtyard opened, and a man in his fifties or sixties walked out.
Seeing that everyone stopped laughing, they only heard the humanitarian: "Welcome to Qingchun Yongzai program team to our Qingshui Village, I am the village chief here." ”
Hearing the introduction, Wang Jun led the women and hurriedly bowed and said hello.
The village chief nodded and said, "In our village, there is a rule that you must be self-sufficient, and you can't get something for nothing, so all your necessities need to be completed by yourself. ”
Hearing the village chief's words, the girls nodded obediently.
The village chief thought for a while and said, "Today is the first day you come here, first clean up your residence, by the way, the countryside is all used latrines, and you have to build this yourself." ”
When they heard that it was okay to clean up their homes, and when they heard that they had to build their own toilets, all the women wailed.
After seeing the village chief leave, Wang Jun coughed and said, "That...... Just now, the village chief also said that today's task is to clean up the residence and build a latrine, I think this is ......"
Before Wang Jun finished speaking, Da Tiantian first behaved: "Brother Xiaojun, Sister Tiantian, I'm dizzy, I can't bask outside"
Ying Bao relayed: "Wang Jun, I ran for a day yesterday, and I was so tired of saying" After speaking, he smashed it and looked at Wang Jun pitifully with big watery eyes.
Da Mi Mi is even more absolute: "Xiaojun, Sister Mi, my aunt is here today, and I can't blow the sun." ”
Seeing that the mother was hot, Xie and the three daughters were also going to appear to make trouble, Wang Jun shouted: "Stop, stop, let's do it, I must stay outside to build a toilet, I only choose two people to help me, you show your talents together, and finally vote together to elect two people to be with me."
Hearing Wang Jun's words, the women thought about it, and this was a good way. As soon as Wang Jun finished speaking, Xie Na's mind was the most flexible, and he immediately walked out with devilish steps.
Looking at Xie Na's shriveled figure but having to dance a sexy dance, everyone was laughed at by her exaggerated movements and expressions, and after dancing for a while, Xie Na couldn't help but laugh and retreat.
After Xie Na's warm-up, all the girls let go, and the second one on the stage was the hot bar, and the girl also danced, but it was an XJ dance, not to mention that the beautiful dance was really good.
After that, Da Tiantian's self-destructive image pretended to be grimaceous, and it was not good to learn Song Dandan's performance sketch to make everyone happy, mainly because everyone knew Da Tiantian's background, and they couldn't imagine that such a famous girl could play like this.
As for her mother, Wang Xue took off her shoes and performed the plot of Ruth standing on tiptoe in "Titanic", Wang Xue usually gives people the image of a strong woman, and everyone can't imagine that she still has this kind of dancing skills.
After Wang Xue, Da Mi Mi Mi rolled his eyes, and actually danced a pole dance around Wang Jun, looking at Ying Bao's eyes on the other side as if he was about to kill Wang Jun smiled bitterly.
When it was Yingbao's turn, she would have a hard time on her own, she could dance, but so many people had already skipped it, and she would definitely not have much attraction if she performed again.
Ying Bao thought about it and smiled sweetly at Wang Jun: "Can I perform cute?"
Hearing Ying Bao's question, the women booed, and they felt that Da Mi Mi was tempting Wang Jun shamelessly, and now the women could only say that a mountain was higher than a mountain.
"Okay, Yingbao will have a cute expression first," Wang Jun looked at the little bun opposite and smiled.
"Silly ......" Ying Bao thought for a moment, and immediately stared at Wang Jun with a pair of big watery eyes and a look, a small moist red lip opened slightly, as if the next moment would drool.
Wang Jun enjoyed Yingbao's obedient expression very much, but he didn't plan to let her go so soon.
Wang Jun smiled: "Get angry immediately"
Ying Bao paused, and immediately frowned together, and the two caterpillar-like eyebrows looked extremely funny.
The fleshy round cheeks were still slightly bulging, and she looked angry, not feeling her anger at all, but even more cute to the point of exploding.
"Let's sell it again. Wang Jun said with a smile.
"Are you ......" Ying Bao saw the forbearance smile in Wang Jun's eyes, where did she not know that Wang Jun was purely playing himself?
The angry Yingbao couldn't wait to bite him.
It's just that her big round eyes, her hard but still very cute little round face with baby fat, plus a small steamed bun that rises and falls quickly.
No matter how you look at it, it's a cute god reincarnated.
Looking at the pair of dog men and women who were squirting dog food, the five women on the side booed, and Da Tiantian shouted: "Zhao Liying, you're finished, we must choose you to dig a toilet." ”
Hearing Da Tiantian's words, the other four women nodded wildly, but the two of them were too tired and crooked, and they couldn't stand it.
Looking at the appearance of other people, Yingbao, who knew that she couldn't escape, wanted to cry without tears, and was teased by Wang Jun for a while without saying anything, but it turned out to be such a tragic ending, and angrily stretched out a small short leg and gave Wang Jun a kick in the ass.
Looking at Yingbao Wangjun, who was playing a little temper, he couldn't cry or laugh, and turned to the women standing in a row and said, "Okay, it's all over the show, you can vote!"
As soon as Wang Jun finished speaking, all the women pointed at Ying Bao and Da Mi Mi with their hands, it was really too much for the two of them to perform just now.
Seeing that it was Yingbao and Sister Mi Wangjun's head that was elected, it was called a big one, but it was already like this, so I could only pray that the two girls would not tear up and make trouble.