Chapter 17, Fetal Pills
A week later, everyone was chatting in the bar, and Lu Ziqiao came over with a glass of black liquid. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Ziqiao, why don't you drink alcohol, but drink Coke instead?" Zeng Xiaoxian said and picked up Lu Ziqiao's cup and took a sip, "Wow, what is this?
"Zeng Xiaoxian, what are you doing?" Hu Yifei said.
"No, it's not cola at all, it's Chinese medicine!" Zeng Xiaoxian frowned.
"Ziqiao, why are you drinking Chinese medicine if you have nothing to do, what kind of illness do you have?" Fang Wen asked.
"I can't tell you, I'm in big trouble anyway. Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.
"What the hell is going on? Say it, everyone will give you ideas!" Hu Yifei said.
"I've been hit with a curse recently!" Lu Ziqiao said.
"Curse, what curse?" Lu Zhanbo said curiously.
Hu Yifei smiled and said, "I think you are insane, how can there be any curse in this world? Do you believe this?"
"Ziqiao, you really need to see a psychiatrist. Zeng Xiaoxian agreed.
"I'm not lying to you, I'm telling the truth. Lu Ziqiao said, "A week ago, I found out that as long as I wanted to behave badly towards girls, my left hand would be inexplicably electrocuted, isn't this a curse?"
"Hahaha!" Fang Wen suddenly laughed, he knew that this was the punishment of the love contract, but poor Lu Ziqiao took it as a curse. Isn't it funny?
"Xiaowen, what are you laughing at?" Lu Ziqiao said with a dark face.
"It's so funny for me to laugh at you. Fang Wen said with a smile.
Lu Ziqiao no longer paid attention to Fang Wen. He was still struggling with how to fix the curse.
"Ziqiao, you must be making up a story, trying to scare us, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said matter-of-factly.
"Why don't I scare you, why don't you go on a date with a beautiful woman!" Lu Ziqiao said pitifully, "Poor now, I don't even dare to date a beautiful woman." ”
Hu Yifei smiled and said, "That's right, you are messing with flowers outside, I'm sorry Meijia." ”
Lu Ziqiao was speechless for a moment.
"Ziqiao, even if you are cursed, what does it have to do with you drinking Chinese medicine?" Lu Zhanbo asked.
"This Chinese medicine is a prescription that I got after I found an old fortune teller and drew five thousand thousand medicines. As long as I drink it for a month, the curse will be lifted. Lu Ziqiao said, "But this medicine is too bitter, I just took a sip, and my tears flowed down my eyes, and I thought of drinking it for a month in a row, my God, kill me." ”
"That's not it. Fang Wen said.
"Then where is it?" Lu Ziqiao shook his head, "If you don't drink this medicine, you can't lift the curse." ”
"Ziqiao, I think this is very unreliable, so I suggest you don't drink this medicine. Zeng Xiaoxian persuaded with great sincerity.
Fang Wen also said, "Yes, this thing is really not good for drinking! Especially you!"
"Persuade him to do something, if he likes to drink, let him drink. Hu Yifei said.
"I decided to keep drinking anyway. In order to be able to date beautiful women, I gave it up. Lu Ziqiao said resolutely.
"Then you drink it while it's hot, it's not good when it's cold. Hu Yifei said.
"But it was so bitter that I couldn't swallow it. Lu Ziqiao frowned and said, "Is there any way you can make this medicine less bitter?"
"That's not easy, just put some sugar in it. Lu Zhanbo said.
"However, the old man who prescribed it to me said that you can't put sugar in it. Lu Ziqiao said helplessly, "If I could add sugar, I would have added it a long time ago." ”
"You can't add sugar, so you can take two straws and drink the Chinese medicine and sugar water together. Fang Wen said.
Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, "This is a good way, just do it!"
Lu Ziqiao said and ran away with the Chinese medicine.
"Haha, Ziqiao is so funny!" Fang Wen stroked his palms and laughed.
"That's how he believed?" Hu Yifei said in surprise.
"I wonder if Ziqiao's brain is broken, is there a difference between adding sugar to Chinese medicine and drinking Chinese medicine with sugar water?" Lu Zhanbo said.
"Leave him alone. Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Teacher Zeng, how is your show?" Fang Wen asked.
"Don't mention it, it's no drama again. Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said.
"Didn't you say that your leader promised to let you support this show?" Hu Yifei said.
"Lisa promised me to host the show. It's just ......" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to speak and stopped.
"Just what?" Fang Wen asked with a smile.
"I messed it up. Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.
"Hahaha, I know!" Fang Wen suddenly laughed. He thought it was funnier than watching TV.
"Teacher Zeng, it seems that you have to continue to work hard!" Lu Zhanbo said.
Soon, another more than a month passed.
"Ziqiao, have you drunk enough Chinese medicine for a month, is there any effect?" Fang Wen asked with a smile.
"yes, but I was dating a girl recently, and I still got an electric shock on my left hand. That Chinese medicine has no effect at all. Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.
"Ziqiao, I told you not to drink it earlier, but you didn't listen. Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"Hey, I would have listened to you if I knew it, and let me draw thousands of dollars for nothing. No, counting the fortune teller of 5,000, it's already nearly 10,000 yuan!" Lu Ziqiao wanted to cry without tears.
At this point, everyone burst out laughing.
At this time, Fang Wen said, "Ziqiao, tell you a secret!"
"What's the secret?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
"Actually, the kind of Chinese medicine you drink is a tocolytic medicine for a woman's fetus. Fang Wen said with a smile.
"What?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes widened, "This can't be." ”
"How is it impossible, I later read your prescription, which is definitely used to maintain the fetus. Fang Wen said.
Fang Wen has been the first in the world, so he naturally knows about fetal pills. And when he saw Lu Ziqiao drinking Chinese medicine for the first time, he was worried that the Chinese medicine Lu Ziqiao drank might be harmful to Lu Ziqiao's body.
Therefore, Fang Wen specially looked at Lu Ziqiao's prescription. When he knew that Lu Ziqiao was drinking a fetal pill, he was relieved. However, he mischievously did not tell Lu Ziqiao immediately.
"Hahaha, Ziqiao, congratulations on giving birth to a noble son!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.
"Why didn't you say it earlier. Lu Ziqiao complained.
"Anyway, it's okay if you drink it. Fang Wen said with a smile.
"What are you laughing at?" Lin Wanyu walked over with a transformer.
"We're laughing at Zi Qiao, the Chinese medicine he drank recently turned out to be a fetal pill, hahaha!" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help laughing as he spoke.
"yes, that's hilarious. Lin Wanyu also laughed.
"Can you stop laughing? I'm so pathetic, and you're still laughing. Lu Ziqiao said very depressedly.
"Okay, okay, we don't laugh anymore. Although Zeng Xiaoxian and Lin Wanyu said this, the smiles on their faces betrayed them.