Chapter 1155: Transvestism
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"No, no, where do I have such things, I'm just curious, so I'm talking more", Chen Yi hurriedly waved his hand, he still understood the truth that wealth was not exposed, and this guy was not a good person at first glance. Please search (product & book ¥ net) to see the most complete! The fastest update
Qingxuzi Daoist stared at Chen Yi and looked at it seriously for a long time, "No, you must have something to hide from me!" ”
Chen Yi said angrily, "Lao Tzu is hiding a lot from you, bank card passwords, and secret methods of cultivation, do you have to tell you?" Oh yes, do you know what a bank card is? ”
Qingxuzi scratched his scalp and asked, "What's that, I saw a lot of people holding a small card, inserting it into a small machine, and you can withdraw money by pressing a few keys, what's going on?" How does that machine know how much money is in that card? ”
Chen Yi: "......"
Qingxuzi still looked at him with a look of inquiry.
Chen Yi was speechless, "Yes, when you come with me tomorrow, I will get you a bank card and let you go and withdraw it in person, and you will know." ”
"Oh", Kiyoko smiled.
Chen Yi hurriedly changed the topic and asked, "You really didn't do the landslide accident here?" ”
"Of course, Poor Dao never speaks!" Qingxuzi said.
Chen Yi nodded, didn't ask any more, and was about to leave.
They can speed faster than the speed of sound, and it's so easy to avoid the police outside the door, and you don't have to worry about them being scared.
Chen Yi doesn't care, the main thing is that this big bald head, no eyebrows, covered in mud, just like crawling out of the ground, if Zhang Fei and others see it, they have to be scared out of the soul!
"Although I didn't see who it was, I could roughly guess it, he still left some breath", just when Chen Yi wanted to leave, Qingxuzi suddenly said.
Chen Yi stopped and hurriedly asked, "Who is it?" Is it also for this ghost crying mud? Why didn't you get this thing and leave halfway through? ”
Qingxuzi thought for a moment and said, "It should be one of the three brothers of the Ying family, they must have come for the ghost crying mud, their noses are extremely sharp, and they can find animals hidden in the ground dozens of meters deep in the wasteland to satisfy their hunger." As for why I left halfway through, that's not what I know. ”
Chen Yi grinned, thinking to himself Is that still a human, I'm afraid the dog's nose is not so smart, right? He wanted to ask these people again, but Qingxuzi hugged the plastic bucket and ran out like a gust of wind.
"Nima, as for being happy like this?" Chen Yi rolled his eyes and walked out.
Outside the tunnel, Zhang Fei and the others were already impatient, they faintly heard the sound of talking inside, but they were instructed by Chen Yi not to enter, so they could only be in a hurry.
Finally seeing Chen Yi come out, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Zhang Fei was the first to come forward and asked, "Chen Yi, how is the solution, what is that ghost crying wolf howl?" ”
Chen Yi didn't want them to know about the existence of Qingxuzi and Ghost Crying Mud, so he had already made up lies to deal with them, not that he didn't trust them, but it was too troublesome to explain, or it wasn't clear at all.
"Oh, there's no ghost, no demon, it's just that there is a strange aura there, and there are some ores, and by chance, a structure has been formed that can preserve the sound, and every time the yin qi is the heaviest at twelve o'clock, there will be a sound coming out. This is the same principle as a tape recorder, which can be recorded or played", Chen Yi said, in fact, it is true, but it is not specifically said that the devil cries the mud.
"So that's the case", Zhang Fei scratched his head, obviously unable to understand, so he could only smile awkwardly.
Hu Lifu breathed a long sigh of relief and said: "I just said that it is a natural phenomenon, how can there be ghosts and gods in this bright and clear world." ”
Chen Yi smiled silently.
Hu Lifu asked again, "Then we can go in now, right?" ”
"Of course you can, there won't be any more noises like that, you just do your thing, no need to make a fuss."
Chen Yi chatted with a few people again, Hu Lifu thanked him several times, and promised to go back to Chen Yi to get a "Top Ten Young People in Quancheng" back, but Chen Yi blocked him back, he wanted that thing, not to mention Quancheng, that is, the whole country can take out a lot of it.
Saying goodbye to them, Chen Yi wanted to trace the past along the stench left by Qingxuzi, but after thinking about it, forget it, anyway, the "recipe" is in his hands, and he will come to him sooner or later.
Back at home, he threw his clothes into the washing machine, took a cold shower, and Chen Yi went to bed until the sun rose.
After breakfast, he dialed Phoenix's phone and asked her if she knew of a three-brother surnamed Ying who had a particularly sensitive nose and could sniff things dozens of meters underground.
Phoenix said that she had never heard of it, and she helped Chen Yi transfer the phone to Fu Qianli, who also knew nothing.
Chen Yi wanted to find out the origin of Qing Xuzi again, but as expected, Fu Qianli still didn't know.
"I really don't know which hole it jumped out of", Chen Yi didn't realize how much trouble he made when he resolved the Heavenly Tribulation, thinking that Qing Xuzi and them were the same as the old zombie Li Bucai and the ghost under the sea, they all came out of the tomb or the ocean.
Luo Yan and Jiang Xin were already preparing breakfast there, Chen Yi saw that he couldn't intervene, so he took Qingli out for a turn, walked to the shore of the Bachelor Lake, and saw that the water monkey family was still sleeping, they were also magical, they could sleep underwater without worrying about drowning.
"After breakfast, go and ask that hairless guy to find out where the hell he came from," Chen Yi thought.
As before, I walked around the community, said hello to the aunts and uncles who got up early and exercised in the morning, and then went home.
From afar, he smelled the fragrance of millet porridge and said, I couldn't help but sigh, it's good to go home, some eat and some drink, but you don't have to eat barbecue every day like outside.
He used to be fond of barbecue, but now when he smells the smell of oily smoke, he can't help but feel sick to his stomach, no matter how good the food is eaten every day, he will get tired of eating crookedly.
"Huh? This doesn't taste right! Chen Yi sniffed violently, in addition to the aroma of millet porridge and rice, there was also a stench in it.
"It's not going to be that guy coming to the door again, is it?"
Chen Yi quickened his pace, and when he returned home, he saw that the table was full of food, four bowls of millet porridge, a plate of kung pao chicken, a few boiled eggs, and a plate of pickled pickles, but there was one more person in front of the table.
The man had no hair or eyebrows, wore a beige trench coat and high leather boots, and sat there quietly, staring at the hostess of the morning news on TV.
If it's not a hairless hero, who is Qingxuzi?
"Wori!"
Chen Yi screamed, he didn't expect him to come to the door so early and come to breakfast.
When Qing Xuzi saw Chen Yi coming back, he grinned, changed his posture and raised Erlang's legs, and said: "Chen Yi, come and see, how is Poor Dao's outfit, haha, this is what I just bought last night, and the little woman who sells clothes is a strong praise for Poor Dao's handsome and chic." ”
"Giggle......", Jiang Xin and Luo Yan covered their mouths and smiled, nodding vigorously, "It's very handsome, master, you are also ahead of the trend now, just like those stars on TV." ”
"Quack!" Qingxuzi touched his head and laughed happily.
Chen Yi glared at the two women, and then said to Qing Xuzi, "Dao Chief, even if you are really kidney deficient, you don't have to go to such extremes, right?" ”
"Well, boy, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, which tells you that I have kidney deficiency", Qingxuzi was furious, and when he heard Chen Yi's words, he wrinkled the skin in front of his forehead and asked, "What do you mean, why did the poor road go to extremes?" ”
Chen Yi was speechless, held back a smile, walked to his side, pulled his newly bought beige windbreaker, and said: "The windbreaker is a piece of clothing worn in autumn and winter, and now that it has just entered autumn, you are wearing it strangely." ”
Qing Xuzi was very disapproving, and said: "Why not, in the era of the poor road, even if it is a hot summer, you still have to wear a robe with a scarf, and walk the right way, you juniors, have lost all the rules!" ”
Chen Yi endured it very hard, thought about it, and felt that he still had to be a good person, and he couldn't let this second fool be embarrassed, so he said, "It's good to be dressed and do the right thing, but you can't wear a women's windbreaker and women's boots to show off in the market, right?" That's a bit too off! ”
"Haha, Dao Chief, you're so funny, I'll give you a name tomorrow, and you may be able to become popular on a TV show!" Jiang Xin and Luo Yan laughed and said that it couldn't be done, and their stomachs hurt.
This guy is also funny, a man with a height of more than one meter and eight meters, actually wore a women's windbreaker, and he really wore a unique charm. If you have another pair of stockings, it is estimated that it will really become popular, and like the cross-dressing uncle in Japan, it will become a "beautiful talk" that is popular all over the world!
"What?!"
Qing Xuzi squirted out a mouthful of tea, his eyes without eyebrows were round and big, his face was red, and even his scalp was red, like a red apple.
Chen Yi's family laughed forward and backwards, the room was full of laughter, and they gave this kind of fun in the morning, and Qingxuzi really sacrificed himself for others!
"Hold the grass, hold the grass!"
Qingxuzi blushed and had a thick neck, and he was about to leave when he got up, which was a shame! He saw a very handsome male star on a broken TV yesterday, and it seemed that he was wearing the same clothes, so he went to the store and bought a similar outfit.
Qingxuzi, who had just walked outside the door, came back again, described the person he saw on TV yesterday, and looked at Chen Yi's family seriously, he really didn't understand what was going on.
Jiang Xin said with a smile, "If you learn from normal people, you can learn wool from those grandiose little stars, you don't know, sometimes in order to attract attention, the old man can come out in a skirt!" ”
Qingxuzi: "......"
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