Looking at the girls who worship him, Tang Yin naturally can't let these girls down, the money he makes from selling paintings in his life, except for buying wine, the rest is spent in brothels, brothels can be said to be half of his home, how can he let his relatives down?

Tang Yin walked in the room, one step, two steps, like the steps of the devil, his eyes looked at the girls around him, and when he reached the seventh step, he suddenly stopped, smiled at the people around him, and said, "Yes, you can all listen to me." Ｗww.”

The girls listened attentively, and even those who came to find merry time pricked up their ears for fear of missing a word.

Tang Yin put his hands behind his back, shook his head, and recited at the same time, "A man has three legs. Two girls with four mouths. Let's count how many thighs and how many mouths. ”

“……”

Hearing Tang Bohu's 'poem', everyone stood on the spot, they looked at Tang Bohu with a smug face in surprise, and their hearts were tumbling with turbulent waves.

"It's over?" **The first one came back to his senses, looked at Tang Yin and asked curiously.

"It's over. How's it going, okay?" Tang Yin asked.

"Okay, good!" ** immediately clapped his hands, and while patting, he said to the girls beside him, "Have you heard it?" Writing poetry is a piece of cake for Tang Jieyuan, and he will come as soon as he opens his mouth. What a good poem, catchy and easy to understand, even if I haven't read a book, I can understand what is going on. Listen to it, what it makes sense, a man with three legs, two girls with four mouths, rhyme more. ”

“……”

Everyone looked at the clever tongue and the flattering **, which felt that these two people were born as a pair, how could they still sing and harmonize. But in the end, they still set their sights on Tang Bohu.

Is this a poem?

A man with three legs. Two girls with four mouths. Let's count how many thighs and how many mouths.

Where is this poetry? It's clearly an arithmetic problem!

"Tang Bohu, I don't read much, don't lie to me, where is this poetry? A girl said to Tang Yin.

"I think it's an arithmetic problem, and I'm making our girl happy. The other girl said.

"You little girls, just say that you don't understand anything, and you're not convinced. ** Stood up again, pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed to the girls in front of him and said, "What kind of place are we here? It's Majia Hutong, it's a green building, it's a brothel, you still think this is a temple? It's a school? You are a lady in the boudoir? Tang Jieyuan came to us to be happy, of course, he wrote poems related to us, could it be that you still want Tang Jieyuan to write you some poems about the country and the people, or the wind and snow? Can you understand? It's really a group of girls who don't understand customs. As he spoke, he came to Tang Yin's side, grabbed Tang Yin's hand tightly, and said with a smile, "Tang Jieyuan, they don't understand, I understand, can you write down this poem?

"No problem. ”

"Old Wu, go get a pen and paper for Tang Jieyuan. ** shouted at the turtle man.

"Yes. A forty or fifty-year-old Luo Guo answered, and quickly ran to the back room, and it didn't take long for him to run over with a bunch of things, and spread the paper and everything on the table.

"Tang Jieyuan, please. ”

Tang Yin took the pen, dipped it in a good grind, stopped on the paper for a long time, and suddenly waved it.

Whew......

Soon, the poem was written.

"Tut-tut. **While holding the paper, he praised, "Look at this word, how beautifully written, dragon flying and phoenix dancing, which of you can write it?"

"Mom, haven't you never seen a book and don't know how to read?"

"What do you know, the words are the spiritual energy, besides, who said I don't know the words? I know the above number. Lao Wu, quickly paste this piece of paper on the wall, if anyone asks in the future, it will be the words of Tang Bohu, the first merry genius in Jiangnan. Girls, thank you Tang Jieyuan. ”

"Xie Tang Xie Yuan. ”

A group of girls surrounded Tang Yin, serving tea and beating their backs, although the poem just now was very ordinary, but the words were really beautiful, and ordinary people really couldn't write them. Besides, what my mother just said is also right, come to the brothel and don't make some funny poems, can you do something strict? How embarrassing it is?

Tang Yin hugged left and right, someone handed over what he wanted to eat, and someone fed him if he wanted to drink, which was called a blessing.

"See, cultured is different, and even the girl is very enthusiastic in service. A guard standing outside the door looked at Tang Xie Yuan in the room, and said to the other guard with envy and jealousy, "His uncle, I knew that I would have studied at the beginning." ”

"It's not too late for you to take the merit test now. The other guard said, looking at the girl inside, and the corners of his mouth were shaking.

"! I finally practiced martial arts, and entered King Ning's Mansion to make a living, and you let me go to the merit test now? ”

"And what are you whining about?"

"I just think it's unfair, I want my Ma Dazhuang to be a martial artist, to deal with Tang Jieyuan, one can beat ten like him, and now not only has he become a follower, but he also has to stand aside and watch other people pick up girls, and most importantly, he is still popular with girls like that, and he doesn't spend money and sticks it up, what's wrong with this world?

"Knowledge changes fate, and when you are reincarnated in the next life, remember to read more. ”

After a while, eating and eating, drinking, hugging, and touching, Tang Yin burped and walked out of the brothel.

"Tang Jieyuan, remember it again. ”

"The next time you come, remember to draw a few pictures for our girl, and when the time comes, it will be free for you for life. ”

Tang Xie Yuan waved his hand and walked outside Majia Hutong.

The guards who were hiding on the side were stunned when they saw Tang Jieyuan, and when they went in, they were still wearing long clothes and long shirts, although they were a little dirty, but they were still wearing clothes, when they came out, why were there only a pair of white pants left?

"Tang Jieyuan, why did you come out like this?What about the clothes??," a guard stepped forward and asked, but he couldn't care if he bothered or not.

"What clothes, what pants, I don't know. Tang Yin squinted his eyes, and when he saw the guard, he immediately smiled, pointed his finger and said, "You, it turned out to be you, thank you for bringing me to Majia Hutong, this place is so good, you will bring me to come often in the future." ”

When the two guards heard this, their faces turned green, this kind of rotten place, how could someone of Tang Jieyuan's status should come? If this was heard by King Ning, wouldn't he just cut off their heads? If he wants to go, he will also go to the Four Seasons Spring, where the girls are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, and are proficient in everything, which is like the girl in Majia Hutong, who can only tell meat jokes, and has no height at all.

"Tang Jieyuan, you can't say this in front of King Ning, otherwise our brothers will have to be beheaded. ”

"No, no, it's a secret between us, a secret!" Tang Yin's voice became louder and louder, and he walked out again with gossip steps.

Seeing Tang Jieyuan leaving, the guards knew that Tang Jieyuan had drunk too much, so he hurriedly entered the brothel and asked the girl who had not yet dispersed, "Where are Tang Jieyuan's clothes?" ”

"That's not good, this is what Tang Gongzi left us as a souvenir, how can I give it to you?"

"Yes, there are Tang Jieyuan's clothes as a witness, see who dares to say that our Majia Hutong is some vulgar powder, hum. ”

The girls walked to their rooms.

Swish!

The guard immediately pulled out the knife on his waist and shouted, "Ning Wangfu is on an errand, if you don't listen, you will be killed." ”

**When I saw it, I was frightened, and immediately started a round, and said with a smile, "Isn't this the Niu Ye and Ma Ye of Ning Wangfu? After saying that, he winked at the girls.

Everyone knows that in this Nanchang City, the most unprovoked person is the people of Ning Wangfu. If this is smashed and beheaded, there is no reason to go.

Hearing the words of **, the girls walked back very reluctantly, and while handing over the things, they also said, "The errand doesn't have a good thing, and you don't recognize people when you put on your pants, hum!"

The two guards looked at it, and they were dumbfounded, the clothes that were originally good are now in pieces, think about it, there are only a few clothes, but there are so many girls, everyone wants to leave a souvenir, the whole set is definitely not enough, only by tearing it into pieces, can everyone be satisfied.

"Ahh

Just when the two guards were depressed and ready to ask for two clothes from the **, there was a sudden scream outside, and it was one after another.

Ahhh

The two guards 'groaned' in their hearts, and hurriedly rushed out of the brothel, if Tang Jieyuan had any three strengths and two weaknesses, they would not be beheaded by the whole family?

"Tang Xie Yuan ......"

The guards drew their swords again and rushed out of Majia Hutong, they originally thought that the bandits had come down the mountain to the city to rob houses, or that the water bandits in the river had gone to the shore to rob their property, but when they rushed to the street, they were directly stupid.

No bandits, no bandits.

There is only Tang Jieyuan with a bare white butt.

I saw that Tang Jieyuan, who was still wearing pants just now, now took off his pants and walked swaggering on the street naked, with poems in his mouth, and the pedestrians on the road were pointing fingers, and the frightened big girl and little daughter-in-law were red in the face and red ears, screaming again and again.

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