"Tomorrow, let your master and the three senior brothers return to the 'Star Monarchs' and the custodian as soon as possible, and then you give Tian Rou and Mei Xiang five hundred taels of silver each, and tell them that you are leaving to lure the visitors away, but it is best that they can go the wrong way, and they will know what to do." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoBefore noon, you all leave together. This was the last thing Si Ko Lishuo said to Shao Ru before leaving.

Shao Ru is not stupid, naturally understands and believes in Uncle Si Kou, knowing that the palace is going to have a big birthday and has returned to his hometown in the countryside, he went to the palace house overnight with heavy gifts, begging "creation to make people" to create a big spoon that is exactly the same as his own weapon, due to the hurry, it is naturally not as good as his own seven-star spoon, but if it is enough to fool people.

The people who chase him, the real Shaoru, are all powerful, not to mention the four "Jiangnan dolls" chasing after him together, and the "Empty Valley Youlan" Yun is sorrowful.

Shao Ru didn't dare to entangle and fight with them, all the way he was hiding and hiding, dodging if he could, avoiding if he could, the eldest young master of the Shao family in Anyang, Henan Province, was now going to suffer such a crime, every time he thought of it, he had to admit the words "take the blame for himself", and he also masturbated with "adding experience".

On this day, he finally let the "dolls" find out, and chased until after dinner, he ran into the deep mountains, panicked, and there was a cliff in front of him, but there was no endless road, and the cliff was miraculously tied to a thick rope that extended under the mountain wall.

He tried, but it was quite sturdy, and there was no other way, so he had to grab the rope and jump, and use his hands and feet together, and go down quickly, while thinking to himself: they should not cut the rope from above. They haven't gotten the news of the "lover" and the story yet.

In a few moments, the soles of his shoes were almost on top of a man's head.

"Who?" The man asked.

Shao Ru observed by himself, and saw that the man's chest was close to the mountain wall, grasping the rope with one hand, and holding a brush in the other hand but not clumsy, there was a starlight reflection in the bucket, not water, it seemed to be red paint, and then carefully identified, there was a place on the mountain stone wall that had been smoothed, and there was a "Shou" word engraved on it that was six feet high and six feet wide, and the person turned out to be a painter craftsman, thinking that he was in a hurry to do the longevity, so he needed to paint overnight, but if it wasn't for the craftsman with good kung fu on his body, he would never dare to do so.

"The person below is the shopkeeper of the middle grandson Tu Qi of the paint shop?" Fortunately, Shao Ru knew him.

"Are you...... You are the young owner of the Shao family in Anyang. "It's not bad, Zhongsun Tu Qi also recognized him.

"What's wrong with you? I didn't sleep in the middle of the night and came to join in the fun with my old man. "The shopkeeper of Zhongsun is quite witty.

Shao Ru smiled bitterly after hearing this, "I can't help myself." The one chasing me was 'Gangnam Doll'. ”

As soon as Zhongsun Tu Qi heard this, his expression immediately became serious, "Anyway, my work is done, and the young owner will come with me." With that, he flexibly went down the rope, went down to the ground with Shaoru, and took Shaoru back to his home.

The "Jiangnan Doll" also followed the rope to the bottom, out of the mountain, and found a village along a path that was often trodden on.

You know, this is the time to sleep, what a nasty thing it is for someone to call the door, but the wonderful thing is that the "Jiangnan dolls" are all beautiful big girls, almost all the people in the village have to scold when they reach out to open the door, and when they open the door, they are kind and pleasant, no wonder, this village with few families is relatively deserted, so that the girls in the village are too ...... the "dolls" will naturally not tell the truth to the villagers here, just say that they want to catch a peek at the big girl bathing stinky shameless.

The villagers were all "filled with righteous indignation" when they heard it, and they helped them find it, and even their own haystacks were turned upside down, but no, which made the villagers very disappointed, double disappointed, if they found it, at least they could be close to the "dolls".

In this way, the "dolls" then searched separately from house to house, and Ke Chuang came to Zhongsun Tuqi's house.

Zhongsun Tu Qi politely let her into the house and let her look for it casually, it seems that Ke Chuang didn't see Zhongsun Tu Qi's face on the cliff, otherwise he wouldn't be so calm.

She did not disturb the rest of the family, because the old man of the family was arguing with his wife.

"How did you discipline our daughter, fooling around with that kid surnamed Jane at a sky-high price, and now you dare not even go home at night, if she dares to embarrass me, I will discount her legs, and I will not recognize this daughter from now on." "What are you yelling at on the big night? I raised my daughter alone? You didn't let me care when I was naughty when I was a child, but now it's not my story. Listen to me earlier, can she find her an in-law to marry? You have to say that she will find her in-law after she finishes her kung fu, otherwise she will be angry with her in-laws sooner or later. It's good now, the apprentice surnamed Li is cheap. After learning half-baked kung fu, I feel that I am so good. Who's going to do it? Rely on me? Don't teach her in the first place. "You...... You ......"

Zhongsun Tuqi "you" for a long time, so angry that he couldn't even say a whole sentence.

Ke Chuangshang is an interesting person, at this time I want to look for it quickly, and then leave quickly, now I can't find the bedroom of the old couple in the inner room, in the ceiling, under the bed, under the cabinet, I carefully searched for it or not, so I had to apologize and go out.

In fact, Shao Ru hid behind the bedroom door, he inserted the spoon handle diagonally into the brick crack of the wall, supported the spoon's head with one hand, raised his legs and feet sideways, shrunk his head, and grabbed the wall with one hand.

But as soon as it was dawn, the four "Jiangnan dolls" saw the signboard of "All Paint Shop" hanging in the shop behind Zhongsun Tuqi's house, and they all understood after a little thought.

Today, the palace family is doing a big birthday, and the courtyard is naturally full of guests, and it is very lively, because the birthday star likes to eat halal Muslim stoves, and specially invited many chefs from the famous "Huiwei Restaurant" in the city.

The first chef first recommended Ha Chi, the shopkeeper of the Huiwei Restaurant, who is the only bloodline of the late master Ha Qian.

Speaking of this taste hall or Leng Wuqing to Ha Chi's capital, although Ha Chi has become a ****, but after all, darts are dangerous, and the dart bureau used to make Muslim meals for his father in the dart bureau sent to him, and the dart masters and executioners in the Haitian Dart Bureau who can no longer dart for various reasons are basically arranged in this restaurant.

Speaking of which, Leng Jian recommended this restaurant to Gong Zhi, and he felt that there might be a delay on this day, so he went to pay homage in advance and offered a birthday gift from the dart game.

"Jiao Kai, is the mutton better? Okay, get it. Lan Qi, bring the cumin too. Raise the kuang, quickly pack up the beef, and pick the tender one. Tu Kai, you can take care of the work on the dun'er, you have a few things to do today. Today, the brothers are all selling some strength, don't smash the signboard of our Aftertaste Hall, then you will live up to the heart of the cold darthead. The big Hartz was flipping the spoon while commanding the old guys from the original Haitian Dart Bureau and the descendants of the deceased dart masters like him.

The kitchen is so busy, not to mention the front table, a table of cups and cups, a fist order, a festive scene.

The palace was originally a wide range of friends, plus I wanted to get acquainted with this skilled craftsman, friends of friends and relatives of relatives also followed, and it was no longer enough to describe the full house, in order to add some fun to all relatives and friends, I also specially invited a shadow puppet troupe and a music troupe.

At this time, the palace saw that the big guys who came to celebrate their birthday were interested, so he ordered them to start.

The music troupe cooperates with the shadow puppet troupe, the prelude starts, the shadow puppet performance, some people sing, and the singer is Lang himself.

Lang Ziban also came to worship his birthday, because his weapons were made by the palace himself, and the woman who played the shadow puppet show was still an elder he knew.

The old woman had already prepared the shadow puppet, and only listened to Lang sing along with the sound of the instrument: "Who does not regret it? I am afraid that the sages will also be difficult. Zhou You regretted, the daughter laughed at the princes, and regretted his heart. Guan Zhong regretted, he shouldn't shoot Xiaobai with an arrow, it's not too late to regret it. Song Xiang repented, confused and full of benevolence and righteousness, and regretted not listening to persuasion. Heavy remorse, although the fire burned Mianshan for the reason, regret is cold. Zhao Shuo repented, loyal to the monarch Jin Jing against the slaughter, and regretted that he had no choice. Zixu repented, his father and brother were killed by King Chuping, and he repented of the corpse whip. King Wu regretted that he had to train the army and fell out of favor, and his regret was limited. The king of Chu regretted, he shouldn't laugh at Yanzi, and he regretted and was speechless. Today, the cousin repented, and he had to commit suicide in the end, but what should he do if he regretted it? ”

After singing the opening "Little Hat", some guests immediately questioned: "I also know that their shadow puppet troupe "Confession" is good at acting, and this scene can also warn the world, but today's very festive occasion ...... Out of place, right? ”

Someone next to him immediately responded to him: "It was ordered by the palace master himself, 'creating things to make people'." ”

In this way, a wonderful story of the Wuyue dispute made the guests present restrain some indulgent moods.

After the shadow puppet show, most of the guests were still unsatisfied, not for the shadow puppet show, but for the singing voice of Lang Zi's companion, which was slightly sad and a little lone wolf howling, which fascinated many guests present, and they applauded and asked Lang to return to the scene.

It was difficult to resist the enthusiasm, he gestured to the music team headed by Li Ge, and as soon as the song started, only the beginning part was full of anger.

Before that, among the servants serving the food, Lang Ziban saw a person who looked a little like Xi Yanxue, but he was by no means the person in the game that day, and he didn't behave like ......

"Who doesn't regret it? I regret it. On a snowy night, I happened to be drunk, why can't I have a good time, song. Who doesn't regret it? I regret it again. The predecessors did not retreat after competing for profits, and there was no way to choose a surname to tire the sheep and wolves. Who doesn't regret it? I regret it again. The empty chief is blind and a pair of ashes, and the ignorance of serious illness makes Yan miserable and evil. Who doesn't regret it? I still regret it. The two are willing to return to each other, who is jealous and loves to tear down the mandarin ducks, this. Who doesn't regret it? I regret it. As soon as my love couple is gone, I will follow my heart, leaving only my body in the world, what? ”

After the song, the festive atmosphere on the spot immediately cooled down, and even the food was immediately "cold......

Even if he knew that Shaoru's master and three senior brothers had arrived, he didn't dare to be too relieved, until he judged that the three "Shaoru" had gone out of the city and that there had been a master to guide him, so he let go of half of his heart for the Shao family to have no big trouble for the time being.

He is indeed a person who does not need to collect money, and happened to hear about the birthday of the palace master, and he did not need any money for his birthday, so he simply went down to the kitchen to do his best, and was helping to serve food to the banquet, and heard the song of Lang Zi's companion, and only felt sadness coming from it.

Originally, he took leave with the patriarch to go down to the cliff to see his grandfather in Nanjing, and he was distressed to see his old man's bone injury, and he healed his grandfather's injury with shame, because he was away all the year round, and he had not come to see his grandfather a few times in a few years.

It seems that Li Ge felt for the song just now, although the song was finished, he didn't stop playing the instrument in his hand, he didn't stop, and other musicians wouldn't stop.

Sui Bo continued to sing, "Who does not regret it? I also regret it. When he was young, he was ignorant of his elders. Grandfather hurts, grandmother. It's a pity that the grandson is difficult to understand. Grandpa pity, grandma pity. The grandson was thanked. Father's protection, mother's love. Children should only be taken for granted. Uncle is happy, aunt is happy. The nephew only knows himself in his heart. Uncle laughed, aunt teased. The nephew is not stingy enough. The list goes on. How many relatives are gracious. I advise you to understand it as soon as possible. Don't wait for a painful review. ”

Sad and earnest, he sang and thought about the things of his childhood. I often forget things in the school, and every time my grandfather gets them back for himself. Grandma bought herself a few chicks, yellow in color. Because Nanjing wrote Zhen Zhai, I remembered a pen given by my grandfather, and then I don't know where I got it. There are also great-grandmothers, second aunts, third aunts, old uncles, aunts, aunts, aunts......, aunts Bursting into tears, he hated himself for being ignorant when he was a child.

Now, it was completely cold on the spot, and a kind of remorseful silence filled the audience that should have been happy.

In this atmosphere, Gong deeply understood the meaning of his nickname, "Ladies and gentlemen, come, at this time today, let's drink the wine in the cup of joy and sorrow." Dry. These words, coupled with the fact that the palace drank it all, made the atmosphere change from sad to heroic, everyone drank together, and the birthday celebration continued.

The old woman who sang the shadow puppet show was not someone else, it was the wife of Zhongsun Tu Qi, and Zhongsun Tu Qi also followed him into the palace master's house.

But the four "Jiangnan dolls" did not forgive, and found out what his wife was doing for a living, and knew that the palace family was doing a birthday today, so they mixed into the palace family to try their luck, dressed as a servant who served the food, and finally found the Zhongsun Tu Qi's line of hiding, they saw that the old couple left the palace family in the back "reluctantly" chasing, because they were anxious and did not want to follow quietly, as soon as they caught up, they simply showed their weapons to surround them.

"What the hell are you trying to do?" Zhongsun Tu Qi protected his wife who didn't know martial arts behind him and asked the "dolls".

"Give Shao Ru to us and spare you and your wife from dying." Ba Ta said with a thin face and a ruthless face.

"I've seen the Shao family, but now we don't know where he has gone." Zhongsun Tu Qi was wary of what they said.

"You don't cry when you don't see the coffin." The color on the thin surface of the Ba Tao is heavy again, and at the same time, the weapon in his hand is waiting for the boss's order at any time.

You was about to speak, but someone on the side suddenly shouted: "Zhongsun Old Monkey, where is my apprentice Jian Ming?" The voice is as masculine as a person, it is Li Ge, and he is carrying a big burden.

"I still want to ask you for a daughter? Where did your apprentice abduct my daughter? Zhongsun Tu was really angry.

"Is there anything you'll talk about later, don't you see what we're asking him?" An Jing's tone was not so strong.

"Are you from an official family? Why do you talk like that? "This time it wasn't Li Ge who spoke, but Yu Ehime, who came suddenly.

Yu Aiyuan has been a little disappointed since she heard the truth from Si Kou Zongyu, but she still accepted the commission of Si Kou Zongyu and secretly followed and protected Shao Ru, but one night she followed a cliff and lost it, she secretly searched, looking for and looking to find the Gong family.

Many of the cooks and guys in the aftertaste hall know Yu Yutou, and provide clues that a few eye-catching beautiful women first sneaked into the palace house, and then chased an old couple.

"Is the head fisher here to catch an errand and solve a case?" Ke Chuangshang asked, his attitude was more kind.

"If you go on like this, you should be." Yu Ehime reminded them.

"Hehe, if you really make a move, you all have a chance of winning." Ba Ta Xi said unconvinced.

"And what about me?" Bo Yan also arrived at this time, and he was more familiar with the people at the Echo Hall than Yu Ehime.

"If you have enough people, then you can get started. Boy, let's make a gesture. Ba Ta flicked the string of bell whips and found Bo Xuan.

You didn't care about anything, and walked straight to the front of Zhongsun Tuqi, "Please tell the truth to Uncle Zhongsun, don't force each other." ”

"I'm not done with the old monkey of Zhongsun yet, you come to insert a lever again. What does such a big girl know a little bit about not understanding? Li Ge said, took out his own weapons from his baggage, a pair of chicken arms and sword shields, poured out two other auxiliary blade chicken feet shoes from the auxiliary blade cockscomb helmet, and put them on in a blink of an eye.

But when he picked up his weapon and was about to come over, "The girl surnamed Ke, I advise you not to ask for bad luck." Ke Chuang, who he rushed over, raised his eyebrows and said coldly.

Yu Ehime saw Bo Yan's weapon at this time, "You also make a rope chain?" Although she was facing him as she asked, the sword in her hand had already made three moves with the claw stick.

You Youwu was about to open his mouth again, and Zhongsun Tu Qi had already shown an ape arm iron staff full of spikes with several iron hooks in front of it, and hit it with the double snake-shaped sword.

In fact, You Youwu is already considered to be "amorous", but Ba Ta Xi is more "stunner" than You Youwu, she is almost the same as Dou Ni, she is trained by the teacher to use her beauty as an auxiliary as long as she fights with others, but when it comes to it, it is still the "charming" Ba Treading fine skills are superior, Dou Niyun is even more daring than her, if she really uses means, it is bolder than "laughing wild cat", those beautiful feet, at least Dou Niyun dare not show it, Regardless of whether the other party is a man or a woman, old or young, it is inevitable to look at them a few more times, and even lose their lives for the impulse to reach out and touch it.

The two soft weapons of the muffled thunder rope and the string bell whip "whirring" non-stop, but they can't delay the stepping.

"Young man, although he doesn't look very good, his waist is quite thin." "Oh? I didn't take off my coat, how did you see that? "You still need to take off your clothes, sister, I can still see a lot of things on you through my clothes." "Really? It seems that the old sister has not yet reached the age of old and dizzy. ”

Ba Ta smiled angrily, and her laughter was more "nice" than her disturbing string of bell whips, "Yo, I don't think I'm old and dizzy, you're old enough." But it's okay to be old, some things are just the older you get, the more experienced you are. ”

"Yes, it's like some people get older and heavier, hahaha......" A righteous and awe-inspiring long laugh made the crooked eyes of the unserious unable to move anymore, thus reducing a little arrogance.

In exchange, Yu Ehime added a little favor to Bo Jiao, but when she inadvertently matched Bo Jiao after fighting with An Jing, it made Bo Jiao blush, but she couldn't spare time, otherwise she would have to smoke her mouth a few times, because at this time, she thought about Yu Ehime wearing the gold necklace given by her mother.

This almost made Yu Ehime misunderstand, so that he could wipe out the good impression he had just generated.

Could all of this be due to the fact that the two of them met too late?

With a "bang", the steel chicken mouth of the cockscomb helmet pecked Ke Chuang's weapon, and then he used the helmet to defend against the opponent's blow, and then the helmet on the iron cockscomb attacked back.

Immediately afterwards, "Qiang" and "Qiang" sounded twice, and the steel chicken claws in front of the chicken feet and the iron cockscomb on the cockscomb helmet were blocked back by the iron flute from bottom to top, and the next move she hit Li Ge's elbow, so that he could not use all his strength to use the row of sword blades in front of the chicken arm sword and shield.

Ke Chuang has relied on his own dexterity and Li Ge has already made more than a dozen moves, originally, the pigeon flies higher than the chicken, not to mention that there is a heavy guy on this "chicken".

"The surname is Li, you go away quickly, this is my middle grandson Tu Qi's business, I don't need your dog to take the mouse." He should have said, "The chicken takes the pigeon."

"Phew, you don't put gold on your face, I'm for my apprentice." Li Ge is also very old, and it is really unwise to say while fighting.

This is exactly what Yu Ehime is worried about Zhongsun Tu Qi, and she was still wondering why You Youwu's swordsmanship resembles Feng Wu's "Flying Phoenix Xiangyu Sword".

Just when she was wondering and worried about both, You Youwu suddenly handed over his sword with one hand, and slapped it on Zhongsun Tu Qi's body with a palm, although the slap was very light, but there was an extra small snake on Zhongsun Tu Qi's body when his hand left, and the little snake bit him, and it had already bitten out blood.

"It's better not to move, because you're already poisoned, the antidote is on me, say what I want to know." After You Youwu said this, he looked at his expression.

But Zhongsun Tu Qi didn't have any expression, didn't say a word, looked at her and looked at his wounds.

"Ribbon Snake" You Youwu was a little angry, and walked over to Zhongsun Tu Qi's wife.

But at the same time, like an autumn wind, the figure of the person who followed the wind was fast, the Lan Qing sword and Jin Lanqian in his hand danced continuously, the sword intent was cold, and one suddenly swept the three "dolls" out of the circle, and the figure stopped in front of Zhongsun Tuqi's wife.

Yu Ehime immediately recognized that this was the "autumn character" in all the "monsoon tricks" of Fengda's swordsman who roamed the rivers and lakes at the beginning, and it was the "Empty Valley Youlan" Yun Qingshou.

At this time, Bo said that he immediately came to inspect Zhongsun Tuqi's injuries, "She lied, this snake is not poisonous." ”

"The hero doesn't suffer the immediate loss, withdraw." Ba Ta Xi gave orders for the boss You Youwu, and the situation at that time couldn't help them do anything more.

The "dolls" then withdrew. Uncle told the middle grandson to treat the wound. Li Ge walked over and asked coldly about his apprentice's whereabouts. Yu Ehime and Yun Qingchou said a few words and said goodbye to everyone, and they didn't ask Zhongsun Tu Qi much about anything, as if they were in a hurry to avoid anyone. Zhongsun Tu Qi's wife has been holding his old man with concern beside him, seeing that the old man is no longer in trouble, he first thanked the uncle, and then went over to thank Yun for saving his life.

As soon as he talked about it, Li Ge next to him was so angry that the red hair like a cockscomb in the middle of his head trembled, and said: "Hmph, I already knew that there must be fortune tellers here to follow the mix, but don't believe those fortune tellers, listening to their words will delay things, maybe you can delay things for a lifetime." ”

No wonder he hates fortune tellers so much, just when his mother and Zhongsun Tuqi's mother were pregnant with them, there was a "divine calculation" who calculated that Li Ge's mother was pregnant with a girl, and Zhongsun Tuqi's mother was pregnant with a boy, and the two families already had a relationship, so they engaged a baby for marriage, but as soon as they were born, the joke also started, until now some people with immoral tongues are still laughing at the two of them, chewing the root of their tongues after tea and dinner, so that the two of them are still a pair of "enemies", and the person who told fortunes to Zhongsun's family and the Li family, It is the teacher of Hello.

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