After waking up early in the morning, he pushed the old lady around the park behind his house as usual, and then the grandmaster returned home and began to cook. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Early in the morning, the old lady has four sisters and five sisters to serve, so she doesn't have to worry about the grandmaster.

After breakfast, the Grandmaster sat down at the desk of the old six sects. There is only one computer at home, or the Grandmaster used the rest and left it to the fourth Zongmei, and then Zongmei left it to Zonglan, and now this old computer that has been used for ten years has become the treasure of the old six Zongyi.

But it has to be said that the electronics industry in this world is far greater than in previous lives. Even if this computer was produced ten years ago, its performance is no worse than the desktop computer that the Grandmaster used before the crossing and the price of more than 10,000 yuan. Therefore, although this desktop computer is very old, it still "runs" very smoothly.

The restaurant is closed in the morning, and usually in the morning, it is the time when the grandmaster goes to the vegetable market to buy goods. However, because the grandmaster had to use the computer to advertise the condom, the work of selling vegetables was handed over to the sixth and seventh brothers.

There is no need to shoot condom advertisements at all, as long as people who know a little bit about computers, using relevant PS software and editing software, they can directly make all of this advertisement.

In his previous life, as a net, the computer or something was considered a guy for the grandmaster to eat, so for doing this kind of work, it was easy in minutes.

There are many differences between this world and previous lives, for example, in terms of portrait rights, the term of portrait protection rights of deceased natural persons in this world is 40 years, while in previous lives, this period was as long as 70 years. Therefore, the image rights of these five people chosen by the Grandmaster are fine.

Newton, Einstein, Hitler, Stalin and Churchill, Churchill was the last to die. But Churchill died in 1965, more than forty years ago. As for the first few people, they died earlier, so the photos of these people can be used boldly with confidence.

The first of these five people to be born was the great scientist Mr. Newton, who can be called the greatest scientist in the history of mankind was born in 1643. The ad was mainly used to promote the Durex brand, which was founded in 1612, so it was okay to use a photo of Newton.

Newton was born at a time when Durex was popular throughout England. Newton, who was an Englishman, if their parents had really used Durex's condoms, perhaps there would not have been Newton's three laws in this world......

Of course, there are no photographs of Mr. Newton now, and there are oil paintings left behind by the great scientist later. The Grandmaster searched the Internet for Newton's photographs and finally selected a black-and-white oil painting of Newton in his prime. And this photograph is also recognized in the world as the closest oil painting to Newton himself.

As for Einstein's photo, it's easier to find. Coincidentally, Einstein's famous old photo of Einstein sticking out his tongue in the original world still exists in this world, and it is also recognized by the people of this world as the most representative of Einstein.

So this black-and-white photo of Einstein sticking out his tongue and selling cuteness at the age of 72 was directly selected.

Not to mention Sitler's photographs. In this world, there were also two world wars, and as the initiator of the Second World War, although the notorious French and Sisi leaders were spurned by the whole world, they had to deny the fame of this mustache.

The choice of Scittler was also a very wise choice. If Setler's parents had used Durex condoms, perhaps the war that caused more than 90 million casualties would not have broken out in the thirties and forties of the last century.

As for Stalin, the bearded man who also single-handedly stifled the mustache's ambition to rule the world, and single-handedly created the iron curtain red empire that terrified the Western world, the grandmaster would naturally choose his photo wearing a military uniform and combing his back, of course, in this photo, the beard that best reflects the character of the red empire is still clear.

A better picture of Churchill is the big fat man who once teamed up with Stalin to strangle Hitler, and is also quite a legendary figure, and he died the latest, even with color photographs of him.

It took more than an hour to select these five photos, and then used software to make these five photos into pictures with the same format as pixels, and there is an introduction to this photo above each picture, "This is so-and-so", and then add the most classic evaluation from under each person's photo, and the main content of this advertisement is basically completed.

Like Newton, his evaluation is "the most influential person in the history of human science", followed by a sentence, "He is the creator of the law of gravitation and the three laws of motion, and his creation has influenced mankind for nearly four centuries!"

Einstein's evaluation is also a sentence, "He is the greatest scientist in the scientific community after Galileo and Newton, the theoretical founder of modern nuclear energy, and the creator of the theory of relativity. ”

Setler's evaluation is also a sentence, "He is probably the most influential figure in human history, without one, the main role of his existence is to cause 35 million precious lives." ”

Stalin's assessment was this, "He was a man full of controversy, those who liked him adored him, those who hated him hated him, but it was undeniable that he was a great leader." ”

As for Churchill's personal evaluation, it is as follows: "He was a national hero who led the allies to victory in the anti-French-Spanish battle, one of the three giants of the Allied forces respected by the world, and a great man of a generation who stood in the annals of world history." ”

Although these five shortened evaluations were only one sentence, they took the Grandmaster more than an hour's time. Except for Setler, the remaining four people can be called great masters in the annals of human history, so naturally they have to make careful evaluations.

When all this is done, use editing software to place the five black and white photos on a black background, and then start to rotate the five photos, each photo for four seconds, and the five photos are displayed for a total of twenty seconds.

This job is very easy to do, and it took the grandmaster more than ten minutes to complete it.

Next, the original black background became white, and then the classic advertising slogan appeared in the form of black text.

"If their parents had used our products, the history of the world would have changed!"

This slogan, written in both Chinese and English, will stay on the screen for five seconds, and then the same classic inscription will appear at the end.

durability - durability, reliability - reliability, excellence - excellent, a black horizontal bar appeared below the first few letters of these three English words, and then these three horizontal bars were connected by three slashes, and finally, the letters marked by these three horizontal bars were summarized into the bottom English word - durex, Durex.