'What a wicked door! ’

Li Jiaming closed his eyes, rubbed the rising sun**, and was still thinking about the "Solid Geometry" proof question just now, and he still didn't have a clue after drawing four auxiliary lines. Damn, my judgment is right, it doesn't take six or seven years to get into Tsinghua University and Peking University, and it's harder than ascending to the sky.

"Here you go".

"What?"

"Take it."

Li Jiaming opened his eyes, took the 'Jianlibao' handed to him by Liu Shasha, put it in the corner of the desk, and continued to stare at the proof question that tortured him for nearly half an hour.

"Drink, it won't taste good if you don't have ice!"

Really a little thirsty, Li Jiaming picked up the can and just wanted to open it, but the cold can made him suddenly figure it out, threw the drink aside, and drew an auxiliary line on the cylinder again, and the whole idea suddenly became clear.

Refreshing! Li Jiaming picked up the drink can again, and didn't even see Mao Yan squeezing his eyebrows at him, so he pulled the can open casually.

'Bang' and 'sizzle', the small orange fountain sprayed Li Jiaming's head and face, followed by a cloud of bubbling liquid gushing out of the can, startling him, making him cry and laugh, and making the men who wanted to see the boss make a fool of themselves laugh.

"Hey, you're back? What about Wenwen? ”

Unlike Liu Shasha, who deliberately rectified people, Mao Yan, who knew that Li Jiaming was powerful, was the most afraid of him getting angry, and hurriedly said: "They are taking a bath and doing homework at home, and Brother Hao saw that you were doing the test papers, so he drove back by himself." He asked me to tell you, study hard and make progress every day. ”

Mao Yan was too worried, if it was before, Li Jiaming would definitely turn his face when he was so ugly, but now he is laughing with everyone. When the psychology is mature, people will be generous, and they will laugh at these good-natured pranks, even if Liu Shasha is taking revenge on something.

wiped the sticky drink on his face, and drank the remaining few sips of Jianlibao, Li Jiaming also instructed: "Sasha, next time you want to use Coke, that thing works better." ”

Liu Shasha, who had just finished prank, didn't feel guilty at all, but asked, "Really? ”

Li Jiaming, who was straight, took the Jianlibao empty jar and made a demonstration action of shaking it up and down, explaining: "Really! You have to shake the Coke to death, as if the most powerful one can spew more than two or three meters high. There is a lot of carbonic acid in the cola, and when you shake it, it will increase the air pressure, and then it will 'bang'. ”

"Then you go buy me a bottle to try", Liu Shasha, who was standing far away just now, was extremely curious, and immediately followed Li Jiaming, who went to wash his face, out of the classroom.

When Li Jiaming went to the faucet in front of the dormitory and put his head and face under the water stream to rinse, Liu Shasha, who was standing next to him, showed her fox tail and said tentatively: "You're not angry? ”

Flat head is to save trouble, rush it and touch it with your hands to basically do it, Li Jiaming wiped the water droplets on his face with his hands, and said with a smile: "Isn't it just a joke, as for it?" ”

Others don't care, Liu Shasha also feels bored, and she knows Li Jiaming's temperament after more contact. As long as it's not an insulting provocation or an act of stepping on a red line, this guy doesn't have much temper. Just like today's incident, it seems that he played tricks on him, but as a result, people don't mean to be angry at all, but seem to be stingy.

"Forget it, we're even!"

Have you offended her? She should have provoked herself first last year, right? Awesome, just those two jokes can be remembered for a year! Forget it, why do you see like a little girl?

"Okay, as long as you're happy, go buy Coke."

"Don't go, it's three dollars for a bottle, that jar of Jianlibao is left for you by Wenwen!"

Oh, this goblin should have drunk Coca-Cola, not 'Tianfu' Coke, and now it's for sale? It was a freak, and twenty years later it was selling for three dollars a bottle. If you don't go, you won't go, Li Jiaming also doubts that Mrs. Zhou's commissary will have Coca-Cola for sale.

"Hey, I'm going to talk to you about something?"

"Say", Li Jiaming looked at this goblin in surprise, would she have something to ask for herself?

"Wang Congju's sister wants to rent your storefront, can she give priority?"

Oh, they just came home, and they haven't heard of their glorious deeds yet.

"It's all rented, and it's all rented out on Saturday."

"Huh? That's it, I should have told you last week. ”

Li Jiaming didn't believe this, if he had the heart to plead, he was still playing tricks on himself just now? Don't look at people making peace with themselves, in fact, it's still the goblin with a strong sense of revenge, and Wang Congju's stupid girl is stupid. The person who didn't mess with her much didn't mess with her much, she grabbed a seat with herself at the beginning of school, and she was sprayed by Jianlibao today, Wang Congju sarcastically mocked her with evil words. Look at how smart Zhang Shaolong is, after the start of school, he was three meters away from this goblin, and he was sued in public like that, how strong is this goblin's sense of revenge?

Li Jiaming returned to the classroom to continue to do the test papers, and when he returned home from self-study, he was immediately surrounded by a few little ones who were having a good time, and their hands were stuffed with all kinds of snacks. Twenty yuan of change for each of them, it is estimated that all of them were bought into plums, multi-flavored raw food, shredded ginger and the like. Not bad, it's much better than before, I didn't see sour plum powder and Huahuadan.

"Brother, is it delicious?"

"Hmm", Li Jiaming ate the plums that his sister stuffed into his mouth, salty and sour, and wanted to vomit, but his face was still smiling.

"Really?"

As soon as Li Jiaming saw his sister's expression, he knew that she was playing a prank, using things she felt sour to make fun of herself, and he couldn't help but feel hot in his heart.

Bodhisattva bless, my sister finally knows how to play tricks on my brother like an ordinary little girl!

"Come, my brother will teach you how to eat".

"Hey", the little sister hurriedly took out a bag of almost untouched plums from the room, it is estimated that they all tasted it, and they felt that it was not delicious and was reluctant to throw it away.

How do you get plum tea? Yes, put the plums and tea in a teacup, pour in boiling water, let it sit for a few minutes, strain it, and finally add to taste. In the hope of several little guys, Li Jiaming finally brewed a cup of sweet and sour plum tea after two tests.

"It's delicious, I still want it for the fifth brother!"

"Brother, I want it too!"

Looking at a few brightly colored small plastic cups in front of him, Li Jiaming hurriedly handed the rest to Mao Tong and the fine dog to drink, put away a bag of plums, and explained: "You can only drink two cups a day, and if you drink too much, you will lose your teeth, just like you used to eat bayberry, you can't even bite the meal if you eat too much." ”

"Oh", a few little guys just stopped, chattering about their trip to the county, in their description, Tonggu is the most interesting place in the world, the hotel is the most beautiful place, there are many shops, a lot of good food, a lot of fun, a lot of beautiful clothes, a lot of beautiful rag dolls, a lot of cars, a lot of .......

It's a pity that my brother didn't go with him, those things are so expensive, and everyone can't afford them. Except for the slightly older Gui Mei, the other three are coquettish with Li Jiaming like cowhides, and he will go with them next time.

Hey, no, I asked Brother Hao to take them to the best hotel in the county, and the second aunt won't scold them for being a loser when she knows it?

The lively little sister leaned on her brother, put her mouth to his ear, and whispered: "The third sister asked Brother Hao to lie to the second aunt, saying that he was a treat, and the third sister is not a good child." ”

Not bad, the little sister will also snitch, this is the little girl's patent!

"Oh", the little sister who was lying on Li Jiaming remembered something again, and hurriedly took out the crumpled twenty yuan from her small pocket, and whispered: "Brother, Sister Sasha doesn't want your money, and she wants me back to you." Brother, she is much richer than you, and she has a lot of money on her, and she also invited us to drink Jianlibao and eat ice cream.

Brother, the ice cream is delicious, better than ice cream, I want to bring it to you, Sister Sasha said it would melt. ”

The child doesn't have the concept of much money, and knows that a hundred is more than ten yuan, but it is often used to describe the number of sheets rather than the amount, Li Jiaming, who understands this, was startled, and hurriedly whispered: "Ten yuan, or a hundred?" ”

"Well", the little sister thought for a while, and affirmed: "There are ten pieces of one, three pieces of five dollars, and many one, two, and five cents, anyway, there are many, many more." Sister Sasha said that she earned all the money.

Brother, Sister Sasha is as good as you, and she will also make money. ”

Li Jiaming breathed a sigh of relief, he still thought that Principal Liu was so bold and dared to give the child a few hundred yuan to go out to play, wouldn't that give someone a handle? I understand, that's the change people earn by doing housework, and the education of Principal Liu's family is really not covered, and he will let such a squeamish goblin earn his own change.

No, if my sister wants to be rich, she also needs to let her know how hard it is to make money, her own family is different from others, her father relies on technology to make money, even if she works hard, her sister can't see it, but she makes a lot of money with empty mouths and white teeth, and she sees it in her eyes. I have to take advantage of the fact that she doesn't have a strong concept of money now, and she still admires Liu Shasha for doing housework to earn change, and let her exercise, otherwise she will really become a Jiaojiao lady in the future.

Early the next morning, Li Jiaming went to inquire with Mr. Liu and Mr. Zhong, and found out why Liu Shasha's goblin didn't go to buy Coke, and the co-author had to brush ten pairs of leather shoes to earn three yuan. Li Jiaming silently sympathized with Liu Shasha all day, but when he returned home in the evening, he also announced that everyone would have no snacks to eat in the future, so they had to sweep the floor and wipe the table to make money to buy them.

"No, I don't! As you said before, as long as you study well, you will have good food! ”

"Me neither!"

As soon as the greedy, lazy, and coquettish Manmei took the lead, the usually well-behaved little sister also immediately objected, while Jin Mei and Gui Mei protested silently, and Li Jiaming had to change his statement.

"Do you want toys? Didn't your ball break? Want a new one? ”

Man Mei began to bite her fingers again, tilted her head and thought for a while, and said disdainfully: "I'll let Brother Big Dog buy it, well, Brother Junyan will also buy it for us." ”

Jin Mei also had confidence in Brother Jun, and affirmed: "Well, my eldest brother is the most generous!" ”

Little girl, can't cure you anymore?

"Forget it, they won't come back until the New Year, and when they go home next week, what are you playing? Do you still go hopscotch and cook family meals (play house)? All of them are elementary school students.,It's not the first place or the second place.,Third place.,Are you embarrassed to play a game that only little girls play?

Do you want badminton rackets and rag dolls? Do you imagine that you sister Sasha plays badminton like that, and there are a bunch of beautiful toys? I can tell you, whatever you want to do with the money you make from my brother, my brother promises not to care. ”

This really makes a few little ones entangled, it's not fun to work, but you can't afford to buy toys without working. (..)