2. I think I am better than Bei Ye Cow

Luo Cheng was not happy at all about finally having a black and white leg pendant.

Although they are all black and white animals, although they are all animals with strong combat effectiveness, although they can be called leg pendants, but the pandas are very cute!

Pandas don't bite people's boots as pendants!

The panda is cute and holds the legs of the two-legged beast as bamboo, begging to play, petting, and not attacking the two-legged beast.

If it was a panda hanging on his lap at the moment, Luo Cheng would definitely not run away, and would squat down and rub it.

But, honey badgers......

It's really close to Luo Cheng who is afraid, but the honey badger is a ferocious animal that likes to attack men's balls when attacking adult men!

This knowledge point came to mind, so frightened that Luo Cheng was so frightened that he immediately covered his lower body, and Luo Cheng's behavior vividly expounded the idiom of Ye Gong Haolong.

"Brother Honey Badger, loosen your mouth and let me go, I'll get in the car and leave immediately, okay! Luo Cheng said to the honey badger in a deliberative tone.

However, the honey badger didn't pay attention to him, still biting Luo Cheng's leather boots, and glaring at him with those black eyes, as if laughing at Luo Cheng, "Fool, don't be naïve." ”

Luo Cheng regretted that he shouldn't have thrown down the tour guide and went out to wave by himself, and he also regarded the tour guide's warning as a death to the wind, resulting in no one around him who could help him.

But regret at the moment is useless, and getting back to the pickup safely is the most important thing at the moment.

Luo Cheng didn't dare to bend down to pull the honey badger, or bend down to take off his leather shoes, for fear that this guy would jump up and bite his neck when he bent over.

It is very dangerous to continue to stay on the grassland, Luo Cheng knew that he would not be able to separate the honey badger in a short time, so he had to learn how God was crazy about the handling of the male protagonist above, and directly dragged the honey badger towards his pickup.

Luo Cheng planned to find some food to trick the honey badger into spitting after getting in the car.

Fortunately, there were no other beasts in the time when he climbed back into the car, but Luo Cheng felt that if other lions and leopards really appeared, maybe the honey badger would not be interested in him, but would lie to its neighbors.

At that time, those lions and leopards will also have to deal with honey badgers, and they will not have the energy to deal with him as a human.

However, none of these conjectures happened, Luo Cheng successfully approached the pickup, opened the door, dragged the heavy "burden", and climbed onto the pickup.

This is the first time, Luo Cheng regretted that he bought such a pair of good quality leather boots, if it was a leather boot that fell off as soon as he kicked it, he shook his feet violently the moment he got into the car, and kicked out with leather boots and honey badgers!

But the fact is that Luo Cheng thought it was too beautiful, and the honey badger followed him into the car.

After successfully coaxing the honey badger to suck his mouth for a while, he was able to throw it away immediately and drive away, Luo Cheng started the engine first.

Then Luo Cheng touched a bag of beef jerky from the backpack in the passenger seat, tore it open, handed it to the honey badger who was still biting his boots, and said in a coaxing tone, "Brother Pingtou, you must be hungry, this is for you to eat, it's delicious, I still have a lot of it." ”

Brother Pingtou's nose moved, and he seemed to be interested in beef jerky, but in the end he was still unmoved, stubbornly biting his leather boots.

According to Luo Cheng's understanding of the honey badger, if this guy is tired and hungry, he really won't talk about it.

What can I do now?

I can only stay up for time to see who gets tired first.

But Luo Cheng still underestimated the honey badger, and when it came to the small space of the car, it did not affect the honey badger's actions, but because he was sitting on the chair, Luo Cheng could not better defend against the honey badger's attack.

The honey badger suddenly spouted, ran down Luo Cheng's calf and ran to Luo Cheng's thigh at once, and waved its little claws to attack Luo Cheng's ball.

This frightened Luo Cheng, and he immediately hugged the honey badger and threw it out of the car window.

The honey badger may really not have expected Luo Cheng not to fight it, but instead threw it away, so it slammed down on the grass.

Luo Cheng looked at the honey badger looking at him on the grass with a confused face, he also had some disbelief, Luo Cheng couldn't believe that he had gotten rid of this suburban king so easily.

Seeing the honey badger sprinting towards him with fried hair, Luo Cheng hurriedly rolled up the car window.

As soon as the window was closed, the honey badger jumped up and slammed into the glass window with a thud and slipped off the door.

Luo Cheng, who lived for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, happily pasted on the glass window, and made a goodbye gesture to the honey badger that fell to the ground with a smile, "Brother Pingtou, goodbye to you! Oh, no, it's better never to see you, brother, I'll go!"

Luo Cheng activated the pickup, thinking that he had successfully got rid of the honey badger, and felt that he was much more awesome than Bei Ye at the moment.

But it turns out that the honey badger, a vengeful animal, is really not so easy to get rid of.

I can't stop Luo Cheng, the honey badger who has seen other humans on the grassland, still knows how to deal with this two-legged beast who dares to be arrogant in front of him.

The honey badger chased the pickup truck, which was not fast on the grass, jumped up, and bit the tire.

The honey badger, which was spinning with the rolling tires, still did not speak.

However, while concentrating on driving, Luo Cheng, who was constantly speeding up, did not find that his tires were also "hugged by his thighs".

The speed of the car slowly increased, Luo Cheng proudly glanced at the rearview mirror, he also knew that the honey badger loves to hold grudges and has a stubborn temperament, and at this moment in the rearview mirror, he must be able to see the embarrassed figure of the honey badger chasing the pickup.

However, this glance frightened Luo Cheng himself.

Luo Cheng immediately began to think of countermeasures, but before Luo Cheng could come up with a solution, the honey badger had successfully bitten the tires of the car.

The pickup truck began to lose control, Luo Cheng held the steering wheel tightly, but he couldn't control the pickup's course of action, and finally slammed, the pickup hit a tree, and finally rolled around.

Luo Cheng, who was hit, immediately lost consciousness, and the honey badger had been stunned by the spinning wheel before, and was also thrown out after being impacted at this moment.

When Luo Cheng woke up again, he found himself lying on the grass.

Luo Cheng, who had a headache, subconsciously reached out and touched his head.

As soon as he raised his hand, Luo Cheng was so frightened that he thought that the way he opened his eyes was wrong, and he repeatedly opened and closed his eyes a few times, only then did he make sure that he was not mistaken, and the hands in front of him turned out to be black and slimy hairy paws.

Luo Cheng turned around and saw his back, hehe, silver cloak!

There's a fluffy tail behind him.

"God, you're joking with me! I've turned into a honey badger! I must be injured and unconscious and having nightmares!"

Just when Luo Cheng was speechless and asked Cangtian, something happened that made him even more desperate, and he found that God had more than a little bit of malice towards him.

Looking at the thing that crawled out of the broken car door, and after discovering himself, he crawled towards him with fierce eyes, isn't it his own body!

His soul is in the body of the honey badger, so who is the guy in his own body?

It can't be a honey badger, right?