Chapter 328: The People of the World Are Stupid
The opening 32 seconds!
Xiao Ran came to the opponent's three-point line again and suddenly shot!
Another three-pointer!
The score is 9:0 ahead!
Director Zhang looked at the score and said: "I don't know what to say about this situation, in the opening thirty seconds, Xiao Ran has already won three steals and three three-point hits! What's even more terrifying is that no one in the entire Huaxia team has touched the ball except Xiao Ran!
Huang Jingyang coughed and said: "It's really a bit surprising, I thought that our Huaxia team would have the ability to resist, but I didn't expect that in the opening thirty seconds, we actually played directly and crushed." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info”
"Is this a tactic arranged by Coach Wang Weixing, after all, Xiao Ran went to defend Dulant strangely at the beginning. ”
At this time, Wang Weixing was also confused.
Tactics arranged?
I'll arrange for your grandma wow!
Before the game started, I didn't tell Xiao Ran about the arrangement of my fart!
Also Nima Tactics!
I'm also confused now!
The audience went crazy online, too.
"I said, Xiao Ran, this is going to become an immortal?"
"I'm stupid now, the other party is the 12th team of the United States Dream, the strongest team among all the participating teams!"
"I scored nine points in the opening 32 seconds, I'm not dreaming!"
Netizens in the United States watched the game, and they could stuff their mouths into their fists.
“Fu。 What a! I was beaten 9:0 at the beginning, what else is this playing!"
"Three mistakes in thirty seconds, can you play worse?"
"I originally thought it was a crushing match, yes, it was indeed a crushing match, I just didn't expect that the people who were crushed were actually us!"
"It's tarnished the name of the Dream Team!"
"I had a bad start, and I was playing against the weakest Huaxia team, so I think I'm a bit stupid now. ”
"I'm stupid, I can't read the ball. ”
The match went on again, and this time, Dulant had a black line on his serve!
Xiao Ran was standing next to Paul!
And the rest of the team has already started to run to the frontcourt.
Dulant feels like he wants to curse!
Run your uncle!
The ball can't get out, what are you running!
How do you let Lao Tzu play?
Do you think that my mistakes are complained about less?
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
At this time, the player who had just run to the front court suddenly found that the ball had not come yet!
When they saw it, their faces turned black!
Dubart is still standing on the bottom line with the ball, and Paul can't get the ball when he is defended by Xiao Ran!
The most dumbfounded is Yi Jianlian!
Brother, Ran, can you tell me who you want to defend!
Is it Duuillt or Paul!
Can you give me a letter!
Yi Jianlian stood in the midfield, feeling a little idle.
He suddenly felt so redundant!
The Huaxia team has already scored 9 points, and he hasn't touched the ball yet!
This Nima is too ridiculous!
It's not just Yi Jianlian who thinks this way, but the other team members too.
Except for being a little useful when defending, Xiao Ran solved it alone at other times.
In the final seconds of the five-second teetime, Dubar finally found his chance and sent the ball out.
But at this time, Xiao Ran suddenly stuck Paul's position, reached out to catch the ball, jumped up, and shot!
Another three-pointer!
The opening 35 seconds!
Xiao Ran made 4 three-pointers!
Got 12 points!
The power of the [Full Maddy Time Card], which is worth 88.88 million worship points, makes people all over the world stupid!
The substitutes of the Mi Guo team stood on the sidelines, unable to say a word.
According to NBA rules, if your team doesn't score, the bench players have to cheer on the sidelines and can't sit down.
And the audience behind them has already cursed.
"Bastards, sit down, stupid, big, spicy, tall, walled!"
"Paralysis, what the hell is going on! I saw the scorer move, and there was a stupid big guy in front of me!"
"Holy, can't you just sit down and watch the game?"
"Alas, this bad habit has been brought to the Olympics, if the United States team doesn't score the whole game, can you still stand?"
Listening to the crowd behind him, Bobo waved to the substitutes to sit down, then raised his hands at the referee and called a timeout!
If we don't call a timeout, we can't do it, we are 12 points behind after 30 seconds, and there are four turnovers, if we don't pause, maybe something will happen later.
Dubart was the most ugly of all.
Xiao Ran made two of the four three-pointers.
One time was a natural fall, and the second time was like an undercover agent, and it actually hit the opponent when serving!
After the players of the Huaxia basketball team walked off the court, the audience behind them applauded, and the players also celebrated happily with Xiao Ran!
Wang Weixing grabbed Xiao Ran even more excitedly and rubbed his head fiercely!
"Xiao Ran, you kid is okay!"
"Haha, the opening 35 seconds and 12 minutes, you're almost catching up with Maddie!"
"As soon as the game started, the Mi Guo team was beaten, and we have a chance in this game!"
at home.
The mother was still yawning, although she was watching the game, but he was more looking at his son.
But my dad is different, he knows basketball, and now he laughs excitedly: "Haha, our son is amazing! He actually scored 4 three-pointers in 35 seconds! He also shaved the bald head of the United States Dream Team! It's amazing!"
Mom rubbed her eyes and said, "Is it amazing?"
Dad rolled his eyes wildly and said: "Of course! Mi Guo is the first in the world, 108,000 miles stronger than our Huaxia, and now he is beaten stupid by our son alone, do you say it's amazing!"
As soon as my mother heard this, her eyes narrowed with a smile, and her sleepiness disappeared in an instant: "Haha, it's really my son!"
In the CCTV commentary hall at the scene, Director Zhang excitedly shouted: "Great! Scored 4 three-pointers in the opening 35 seconds, and Xiao Ran has already scored double-doubles! This has never had a precedent in the world! Xiao Ran has set another record!"
"Yes, I'm still a little stupid to say, it seems that no one in our team has ever touched the ball except Xiao Ran......" Huang Jingyang smiled a little stiffly.
Director Zhang also reacted at this time: "Ai?!
Director Zhang is also stupid now.
After the coach of the United States team asked for a timeout, he was also stupid.
Thirty seconds into the game, they were forced to call a timeout, is this still a dream team?
The Chinese audience was also stupid.
Against the United States, 12:0 in 35 seconds, make sure the score is not wrong?
35 seconds to pause the dream team of the United States, the people on the field are really our Chinese team players?
The people of the United States are also stupid.
People all over the world are stupid......