Chapter 3: The Tough Policewoman
"You're the stick?"
As soon as Luo Yan came back, he threw down his equipment, and rushed into the office building angrily to find Chen Yi who had received the reward.
Chen Yi has a deep impression of Luo Yan, there is only such a woman in a big room of men, and she is still a beauty, she can't be impressed.
"It's not!"
Just looking at her angry appearance, Chen Yi knew that it would definitely be no good for this woman to look for him, so he denied it very unscrupulously, turned his head and left.
Luo Yan was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself if he had seen it wrong?
However, when she saw the canvas bag in Chen Yi's hand, a sneer appeared on the corner of her mouth.
"What's in your hand?"
Luo Yan dodged and blocked Chen Yi's way.
"What's the matter with you?" Chen Yi looked impatient.
"I think it's money, why do you want to leave after receiving the bounty?"
Chen Yi couldn't deny it, so he said very shamefully: "What are you doing here if you don't leave, do you care about the food?"
"Who said it doesn't matter!"
As soon as Luo Yan finished speaking, he directly grabbed his collar and pressed him against the wall.
Chen Yi was caught off guard, and the bag containing the money slipped from his hand and fell to the ground.
If it weren't for the police station, Chen Yi would definitely treat her as a female bandit who robbed money and sex.
It's too tough, it's too spicy, how can this kind of woman get married!
"You can't use this way if you want to thank me, right? You see so many people watching, how embarrassed, why don't you invite you to drink after work?" Chen Yi said a little "shyly".
Chen Yi's ability to pretend to be crazy and stupid and reverse black and white has reached its peak, and his mouth instantly makes him angry and ambiguous.
He leaned against the wall, Luo Yan "leaned" on him, the distance between the two was so close that they could even hear each other's breathing, like an impatient couple in love.
However, Luo Yan was unmoved, and the strength in his hand increased a little more, sticking to Chen Yi's face, gritting his teeth and saying, "Hmph, thank you?
"Hey, eldest sister, you can be reasonable, I helped you solve the case, and you treated me like this? Could it be that the police are of this quality?"
Seeing that he couldn't get away with it, Chen Yi could only helplessly do the stupid thing of laying out the facts and reasoning.
"Yes, you helped me solve the case, but you almost put my and my brothers' lives into it!" Luo Yan's voice was full of coldness.
She found the robbers, shot them to death, returned all the stolen goods, and solved the case, which greatly reduced the heavy pressure of public opinion on the city bureau.
But that didn't stop Luo Yan from wanting to beat him!
"Do you know how dangerous the situation was at that time, the three gangsters all had guns in their hands, just because you said that you calculated this place, so we let our guard down and almost got shot. ”
Luo Yan still has palpitations when he thinks about it now, and his head blooms just one centimeter away. No one thought that the gangsters would really hide there, fortunately, luckily, otherwise there might be how many brothers would be broken.
When the policemen passing by saw the two, instead of pulling the fight, they walked quickly and hurriedly avoided them. Let's not talk about Chen Yi, the hated god of death, Luo Yan's woman alone is enough to make them retreat.
This woman's temper is well known, and when she launches a surge, the director has to give three points.
There is a saying circulating in the Public Security Bureau: Women are mad and men are angry, and Luo Yan is crazy and ghosts are easy!
Chen Yi couldn't point to this group of white-eyed wolves, so he could only carry it himself.
"I said, eldest sister, can you be reasonable, I asked you to relax your vigilance? I told you clearly that the criminals are hiding there, and you don't listen to anyone's business? You are crossing the river and demolishing the bridge. ”
"Hey, you're justified!"
Luo Yan laughed angrily at this, it was the first time she had seen someone talk nonsense with her eyes open to this extent.
"I'll cross the river and tear down the bridge, what's wrong with you?"
Sure enough, reasoning is the most useless!
She put away her smiling face, raised her hand and slapped it towards Chao Chen Yi's face.
, come on really!
Chen Yi was startled, but he didn't expect this crazy woman to say that she would do it, and hurriedly grabbed her wrist.
"You kid has two more hits. ”
Seeing that his hand was caught, Luo Yan did not panic, but raised his leg and hit him with a knee, really running to Chen Yi*.
It's too insidious, it's too shameless.
You are a woman, you use such indiscriminate tricks at every turn, there is no martial virtue, and there is no discipline!
Although he scolded in his heart, he didn't dare to slow down the movements of his hands, and he would suffer later, which was not a joke.
Chen Yi's hands suddenly exerted force, slammed into her chest, pushed her away, and turned her body sideways, narrowly avoiding this insidious blow.
Neither of them moved again, just like two statues, staring at each other.
Chen Yi was very embarrassed.
The amazing elasticity and soft feel just now told him that he had touched something he shouldn't have touched.
Luo Yan was very angry.
The sensitive part told her that she had been insulted.
Everyone knew that Luo Yan was angry, and the consequences were serious. Therefore, everyone avoided early, not wanting to be affected by the pond fish, but also hoping that Luo Yan could teach this god stick a hard lesson.
"It's rude!"
Sure enough, Luo Yan suddenly opened his throat and shouted indecency.
Isn't this a matter of human life, and if you insult a female policeman in the police station, you can still have a good life?
Chen Yi didn't know where he got the courage, so he stepped forward quickly and covered her mouth, for fear that she would shout.
This woman is simply invincible.
Chen Yi is not the one who suffers from the loss, and the big guys in the police station can't do anything about him, but he didn't expect to be planted in the hands of this woman.
He didn't care about the consequences, took the "hostage", and quickly came to the corner of the corridor.
Chen Yi looked around with a weak heart, but fortunately no one saw it.
"You crazy woman, Lao Tzu was forced to defend himself and fight back, right?"
Luo Yan, who was covered by Chen Yi, had bent eyes, clearly smiling, smiling proudly.
Chen Yi felt that his head was big, this is good, let go, this woman will definitely shout, if you don't let go, it won't be long before someone finds out, at that time, the yellow mud fell into the crotch of her pants, it's not but is.
After a fierce ideological struggle, Chen Yi still decided to negotiate with the "enemy".
"First, I didn't insult you, and second, you did it first!"
Luo Yan didn't speak, because she couldn't speak, and her mouth was tightly covered by Chen Yi. Her big eyes stared at Chen Yi without blinking, staring at him so that the hair in his heart was straight.
"Third, I apologize to you, auntie, I was wrong, you just let me go!"
Chen Yi felt that his face was hot, and he actually begged a woman for mercy, it was too ungentlemanly!
"If you agree, blink three times in a row. ”
“……”
", what do you mean by two blinks? I said three times if you agree. ”
“……”
"You don't know how to count, let you blink three times, you blink twice!"
Chen Yi was depressed and wanted to hit the wall, but he was also charged with an attempt to hit the wall.
"Okay, I'll admit you won, I'll let you go, you can do whatever you like!"
In the end, the result ended with Chen Yi surrendering on his own initiative.
Luo Yan, who was let go, didn't shout again for some reason.
"Could it be that this woman really doesn't know how to count?" Chen Yihu looked at Luo Yan suspiciously, not knowing what kind of moth she was going to produce.
"Hehe", to Chen Yi's surprise, Luo Yan actually laughed, "Your skills are good, you should be able to rank in the top three in our police station." ”
"Normally, where do I dare to get an axe at the gate of the police station. Chen Yi hurriedly said modestly.
"Okay, don't pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you kid looks stupid, but it's actually a belly of heart, let's talk about a condition", Luo Yan said.
"What are your conditions?" asked Chen Yi carefully.
"You've done us a great favor, and we should thank you......"
Chen Yi's brows jumped slightly, and a bad premonition hit his heart.
“…… But you are clever enough to say that you calculated it and almost put us in danger, which is unforgivable. ”
"The police also have to be reasonable, I have already told you where the criminals are, and I have never said that I am talking nonsense, what can you do if you don't believe me?"
Chen Yi couldn't help arguing that these policemen were too good for their appearance.
"It makes sense for you to say this, then even if we have merits and demerits, no one owes anyone", Luo Yan's words made Chen Yi's heart feel relieved, but then it made him nervous involuntarily, "But if you disrespect me, we have to settle it separately!"
"Insulting you, you woman is too good at, you did it first!"
Chen Yi was angry, this woman was simply unreasonable.
"I did it first, what evidence do you have?" Luo Yan said slyly.
"Then what evidence do you have that I insulted you?" Chen Yi retorted not to be outdone.
Luo Yan pursed his lips, as if he had long known that Chen Yi would say this, and said, "Of course I have evidence, my hands, face, and chest...... , that, all have your fingerprints on your body. ”
Chen Yi felt that he had fallen into the trap set by this woman from the beginning, and said angrily: "What do you want to do?"
"Don't do anything, just don't want to suffer, there is a good saying, women should be kind to themselves. ”
Chen Yi: "......"
"I wanted to beat you up, but I found out that you kid is very skilled, I'm not an opponent", Luo Yan seemed to be helpless, but Chen Yi didn't think so, this woman is terrible, and she will definitely not let herself go so easily.
"Since I can't beat you, then you can slap yourself a few times, and when I'm satisfied, you can stop. Luo Yan said nonchalantly.
Slap yourself in the face?
If it spreads, Chen Yi should not mix in Feng Shui Street, and obediently find a place where no one knows to be a man with his tail between his legs.
Where is it like a policeman, but like the eldest sister of the street gangsters.
The most poisonous woman's heart, isn't it just accidentally touched, as for such a rush to kill?
He was slightly angry in his heart, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "Officer, you are too strong to be difficult, right?"
"Hehe", Luo Yan smiled, extremely beautiful.
But in Chen Yi's eyes, it is no different from a poisonous snake showing its fangs, which looks beautiful, but in fact it is extremely dangerous.
"Why, can't it be done?"
"Can't do it!"
The two looked at each other for a long time, and neither of them would budge.
Luo Yan suddenly chuckled.
"Boy, you're so funny, do you really think I'm going to let you fan yourself?"
Chen Yi was furious, and scolded in his heart: Female goblin, female devil! Why didn't you say it was a joke earlier?
"Let's change the conditions!"
"On what terms?"
"It's very simple, as long as you tell me how you found the robbers, I'll forgive you", Luo Yan gave a very simple condition, "Of course, don't talk about any heavenly secrets, we all know that your so-called divination feng shui is a trick to deceive people." ”
Luo Yan had a warning in his expression.
"Eldest sister, I really calculated it, you haven't found it for so long, could it be that I am the reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes, and I can easily solve the case?" Chen Yi smiled bitterly.
Sometimes, the truth is more implausible than a lie.
"You Grim Reaper's mouth is quite hard, don't blame me, I'm going to keep shouting!"
Luo Yan obviously didn't believe Chen Yi.
"Shouting what?"
Suddenly, a majestic voice sounded behind Chen Yi, startling him.
Director Liu was walking from not far away and heard the conversation between the two.
"That, no, I didn't shout anything", Chen Yi is a thief, a female policeman can't handle it, plus an old fox, isn't this a human life?
Fortunately, Chen Yi's "professionalism" was there, and as soon as his mind turned, he opened his mouth to talk nonsense, "I want this female police officer to give me a ride, I am a little flustered with 100,000 yuan in cash, this female police officer has something to do, and is about to call someone to help me." ”
"Haha, Luo Yan, this is yours, Chen Yi helped us solve the case, we should help him once, if you have anything to do, let it go first, send Chen Yi back first." Director Liu said with a smile.
"Yes, Bureau Liu!"
Luo Yan saluted.
"My mouth is so cheap!"
Chen Yi couldn't wait to slap his two big mouths, didn't this still fall into the palm of this female devil's hand!