"Buzz!"

The scene suddenly exploded, and many people turned their heads and ears at once. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But there are still a lot of people who don't come back to their senses all of a sudden!

Xiao Ran continued, and let out a sneer: "Maybe the copper ones will turn green into jade, and a few peach blossoms will rust out on the iron can; Let the greasy weave a layer of Luo Qi, and the mold will steam some clouds for him. ”

"Let the stagnant water ferment into a ditch of green wine, bleached with pearl-like white foam; Xiaozhu laughed and turned into a big bead, and was bitten by the flower mosquito that stole the wine. ”

"Then a ditch of desperate stagnant water can be boasted a little vividly. If the frog can't bear the loneliness, it is considered a stagnant water and cries out. ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Ran suddenly changed to a cold and angry expression, and his voice became louder and louder.

"It's a desperate backwater! This is not where the beauty lies! ”

At the end, the accent was added.

"It's better to let the ugliness reclaim it! See what kind of world it makes!! ”

Everyone was dumbfounded!

Facing the gaze of a silent and stunned crowd, Xiao Ran smiled contemptuously.

This poem is called "Dead Water", and the author is Wen Yiduo, this world does not exist.

Originally, Xiao Ran was not very familiar with this "Dead Water", but in his previous life, he read a novel written by an author with a fetish for his aunt, and he felt very burning, and he specially checked the origin of this poem.

On Xiao Ran's side, this poem can be said to be the most famous "curse poem" and "curse poem" in China, which is also the characteristic of Wen Yiduo's poetry.

From beginning to end, there is a central idea and thematic feature - scolding!

Xiao Ran memorized this kind of poem for a while.

Why?

I can pretend to be b!

What is the highest level of pretending to be b?

People think you don't know anything, but you suddenly show a hand, remember, it's a hand, no more.

And in this situation, it is very appropriate to use this poem here.

This is a live broadcast on a TV station, if you open your mouth to scold people, it seems that you are very unqualified, and negative public opinion will overwhelmingly crush him to death.

But if you don't scold, you are very unhappy, so this song "Dead Water" is simply tailor-made for him!

Scold happily!

Cursed delight!

The main thing is that his worship value is growing wildly!!

After holding it for so long, Xiao Ran is finally in a happy mood, and he is happy from the inside out!

No way!

What kind of modern poetry is this!

Both the audience at the scene and in front of the TV were shocked.

Could it be that you mean that Zhejiang TV is a backwater?

Could it be that those public judges are that ugly?

No, there is no need to start at all, he clearly means this!

This kind of poem is not a bit of a hazy poem, "Dead Water" is very easy to understand, yes, it is swearing!

"I'm going to have a big deal!"

"Is this too domineering?"

"He's crazy, huh? How so? ”

There were also people who didn't react and asked with a confused face: "Didn't he say that he wanted to thank Zhe Jiang and thank the public for the judges?" ”

"yes, I also believe it, haha, it's so lively!"

"Oh, I'm going, today is really not in vain, I grabbed a scalper ticket outside the door, I really grabbed the right one, where do I usually have the opportunity to hear such a heroic modern poem, this poem is really a classic, the curse is too ruthless!"

"That's right, and it's the live broadcast scolding Zhejiang and scolding the public judges, it's too good!"

"Xiao Ran? I remember the name, haha, cow break! ”

"I have to apologize, I also scolded Xiao Ran for being a sycophant, I didn't expect it to be such a 'thank you'!"

"I can't hear anything special about his song, but because of his poem, I have to be a fan of passers-by!!"

This is the perspective of the audience and the viewers, because there is no direct interest in them, so everyone is in the same mood to watch the excitement.

But some people are different.

Ouyang Xue was dumbfounded when she heard this, and then said with a wry smile: "I'll just say it!" Thank you for the Zhejiangtai and public judges! This is not something that Xiao Ran would say at all! Where is his inflammatory character! Look at it! Let me be right! ”

Xiao Yusang was so anxious that she stomped her feet, "What can I do!" Xiao Ran can be in a big disaster! ”

"Why don't you get into a big disaster?" Ouyang Xue shrugged: "He has offended too many people this time!" ”

Later, she relieved her hatred and said: "It doesn't matter if he offends people, let's scold first." ”

Xiao Yusang couldn't cry or laugh: "Then you can't say that, what kind of occasion is this?" "New Singing" is broadcast live, he is scolding, but what should he do after that? ”

"It's certain that it will be blocked by Zhejiangtai." Ouyang Xue shrugged her shoulders again, "And those public judges who were scolded by him will definitely suppress and ban him in the music world." ”

Xiao Yusang worried: "What should I do then?" Are there any singers who are in a similar situation now? ”

"Who dare?" Ouyang Xue smiled bitterly, "Anyway, from what I can remember to the present, there is only one case of Xiao Ran." This thing is absolutely unprecedented, and there is no one who has come after me, so I dare to play this guarantee ticket, and change to a second person, I will never be able to do this kind of thing! ”

"It's a big deal not to go to TV, now the live broadcast platform is so popular, let Xiao Ran go to the live broadcast platform to develop!" Xiao Yusang said angrily.

Ouyang Xue shook her head and said: "Although the live broadcast platform is also very profitable, it is a niche after all, and the exposure and influence are not enough, and it is too difficult to become famous." ”

Xiao Yusang bit his lip and thought about it: "The live broadcast platform can increase popularity, it is not bad to be regarded as a springboard, and there are also Baidu Music, Kuwo Music, QQ Music, etc., which can allow Xiao Ran to upload songs to compete for the list." ”

Ouyang Xue also nodded and said: "Zhejiang TV blocks him, then go to other local TV stations, those public judges block him, then take the online route, all music platforms can't be controlled and influenced by those public judges, right?" ”

Xiao Yusang nodded and said: "That's right, the online platform is for profit, and to a certain extent, it will give face to those public judges, but if they are blocked from making a fortune, they will definitely not recognize it." ”

"Yes, that's it!" Ouyang Xue stood on the sofa and waved her big hand to determine the way for Xiao Ran to go in the future.

These two emperors were not in a hurry, and the eunuchs were anxious to give Xiao Ran advice.

And Xiao Ran, I really don't care.

He doesn't want to develop in the music industry, what is his love!

Besides, Zhejiangtai had already promised Jay Chou and told him the script.

As soon as this happens, it is estimated that Jay Chou will be angry.

If you want to gain worship points through songs in the future, you can use Jay Chou......

So, I don't care at all!

And at the moment, he is being bombarded by the public judges.

"There's no denying that you're talented, but what kind of attitude do you have!!"

"Do the songs you write have to be liked by everyone? Do you have to vote for all the judges? Is it just for you that "New Song" is going to change the rules and let you advance??!! ”

"It's not me who hit you, although your songs are good, they are still far from the pop music in the current music world!! Got it??!! ”

"I didn't understand your songs in the first place, those ...... of yours"

Xiao Ran didn't bother to listen to their nonsense, so he directly picked up the microphone and interrupted: "Pop? When you say pop music, it's a saliva song, right? ”

"I can create those garbage saliva songs in minutes."

"Don't always judge a work with your shallow musical knowledge and literacy, otherwise you will suffer for thousands of years of infamy."

After speaking, Xiao Ran put the microphone on the microphone stand in front of him, stepped the guitar again, and pointed at the public judges who were sneering at him and said loudly.

"Saliva songs, I will, come on, let you see, even if it's a saliva song, what I create is much stronger than you know!" (To be continued.) )