Chapter 1991: Rules of Survival
Yi He felt that his brain was a little insufficient, he looked at the ancient book in his hand, and then looked at Qiu Miaomiao, who was sitting opposite, and couldn't figure out why. Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Yi He asked, "Sister Miaomiao...... Was this book given to me? why?"
Qiu Miaomiao smiled and said, "It's really a little fool, if I give it to you, I give it to you!"
Because they said that they came in to get things, Qiu Miaomiao didn't explain anything to Yi Heduo, shook his head with a smile, and took him out, regardless of whether he was full of doubts. When they went downstairs, Qiu Miaomiao and Yi He asked for their mobile phones and entered their numbers, "I will contact you often in the future!"
Yihe nodded, "Definitely!"
This gave him a lot of questions, and he naturally had to study them thoroughly. Qiu Miaomiao sent Yi He and Su Xiaoru to the door, waved her hand and instructed: "I am very idle here, if I have leisure in the future, come and sit down, I won't charge you money...... Okay, be careful on the road......"
"Goodbye, Sister Miaomiao!"
Su Xiaoru secretly poked Yi He's waist and asked in a low voice, "You won't call you sister when you see a beautiful woman, right?" Yi He sniffled, as if he smelled a smell of vinegar. After a haha, Yi He flatly denied it: "It's nothing, we were neighbors when we were children!"
Su Xiaoru was a little unconvinced, "Really?"
Yi He said: "Yes, I never lie...... Get in the car and go!"
Stopped a taxi, Yihe was very gentlemanly and asked Su Xiaoru to get in the car first, and then followed by himself, and the first stop was to go to Su Xiaoru's house. Su Xiaoru's home is in the city, a warm and welcoming cottage, which is a golden status on the third or fourth floor. If you want to say this, Yiheke is really the first time to come!
After Su Xiaoru opened the security door and took him in, she asked, "How is it here?"
"Very good!"
The room is not very big, but it has the special temperament of a girl's room. At least it won't be as cluttered as the boys' dormitory, filled with a pungent foot odor. Sitting down on the sofa in the small living room and turning on the TV, Yi He then took out the book of Kongtong Neidan Jue and flipped it up.
Slowly turning the old paper, you can still hear the clanging of cooking in the kitchen.
Su Xiaoru is definitely an all-round wife who can be a bodyguard and a part-time nanny. If any man catches up with such a woman as his wife, he will be very rich. After such a strange thought flowed through Yi He's heart, he continued to immerse himself in the Danjue:
"There are three keys to the Kongtong Inner Dan, one is to say the Qi Pill, the second is to say the Jing Pill, and the third is to say the Divine Pill. What is made of the Qi Pill and what is turned into a person's reciprocation is a concrete ......"
Fortunately, the content in this book is not too complicated, and there is no rhetorical language, but a kind of ancient vernacular that is easy to understand. For some of these repetitive nouns, Yihe also directly replaced them with other things that he could understand......
The noun is just a title, just like a pig, we call it a pig, and Europe and the United States call it Pig, the truth is such a truth, so Yihe will not be more true on this.
Simply flipped over this so-called "Kongtong Neidan Jue", the previous general concepts have been read, and the final serious cultivation of the Neidan Jue is more than a thousand words of poetry, although it sounds a little worse in rhyme, but the acupuncture points inside, it is not difficult to remember.
Yi He muttered in a low voice: "Kongtong Nei Dan Jue looks like a bull, Sister Miao Miao won't lie to me, right?" But this book is indeed old, and it shouldn't be a lie. But why did Sister Miao Miao give me the Kongtong Inner Dan Formula? And what happened to that Chengjing?"
Just then, Su Xiaoru came up with the dishes and asked, "Chengjing?
Yi He shook his head, "No, I'm talking nonsense." ”
Su Xiaoru nodded and said, "Well, what do I say, do you think you're a monster, Chengjing?" Hmph...... Su Xiaoru continued to twist her ass to serve food. Yi He was stunned for a moment - Su Xiaoru's words made him suddenly brighten up, and he understood a lot of things at once.
Daigo empowerment!
This word is used in the current Yihe, which can only be said to be very appropriate. Yi He suddenly figured out why Qiu Miaomiao wanted to give him this pill book, and also understood the meaning of Qiu Miaomiao's previous words...... Obviously, Qiu Miaomiao is a beautiful female monster.
Yi He swallowed a mouthful of saliva with some difficulty.
Oh my God, he entered today to have an afternoon of tea with the monsters! Although he felt a little awkward in his heart, Yi He had to admire Qiu Miaomiao's taste, and he also had to feel that the mature and charming style was so seductive. Moreover, this is a good yokai with good taste!
"He gave me Danjue because he treated me like a monster......
Yi He thought of the strange dream he experienced every day, Yi He thought of his body that seemed to be flying like a fertilizer, and thought of the muscles that all of this had such a premise.
Su Xiaoru asked, "What do you want?"
Yi He was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses, and said shyly: "It's nothing, I just feel that Sister Xiaoru, you looked too beautiful just now." After bending down slightly when making a dish, it makes people look at it...... Well, there is a thrilling temptation, just carelessly, I was stunned all of a sudden!"
"Go!"
Su Xiaoru glanced at Yi He, "Let's eat, try my craftsmanship." ”
Yiheyun chopsticks are flying, sweeping endlessly. What does Yihe say? Not to mention the delicious meals made by beautiful women, even if they are made of garbage, he can be willing to do it—beautiful women's are good, this is some of Yihe's thoughts in his heart, not enough for outsiders.
After eating, Yi He sat comfortably on the sofa, rubbed his belly...... "Sister Xiaoru, it's all your fault, why is the food so delicious?" Poor me, sigh, God, why did you let me be tortured so much?"
Su Xiaoru said: "There is so much nonsense, you have to eat it yourself." ”
"Delicious......"
After watching TV for a while, the time was already a little late, Su Xiaoru said: "It's not early, anyway, tomorrow is the weekend, let's sleep here!"
Yi He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Let's sleep together, or?"
Su Xiaoru said: "What do you mean? I have a guest room here." ”
"Oh, then I'm relieved......"
The last time he was kicked out of bed by Su Xiaoru, Yihe was still unforgettable. That kick came too suddenly, too a**, to be honest, you just beat Yi He to death, I guess he doesn't have the courage to do that again with Su Xiaoru. Su Xiaoru was angry when she heard this, "Hey, what do you mean?
Yihe denied: "No, absolutely not?"
Su Xiaoru snorted and said, "It's good if you don't have any other ideas, otherwise I will definitely make you unable to survive, you can't die!" squeezed his fist hard, and a series of sounds came out under the seemingly weak skin, and Yi He trembled all over his body, violent, too violent, how could a woman be like this?
But at all, it can be regarded as breaking into the interior of Su Xiaoru's boudoir and leaving his chic shadow, which is enough. Yihe was very satisfied with sleeping until he woke up naturally, maybe it was the reason for being too excited, he woke up and saw that it was about five o'clock, and Yihe was depressed and wanted to hit the wall.
I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning, so Yihe simply got up, went to the kitchen to find some food, and then turned on the TV, while watching the breast enhancement and slimming advertisements inside, while filling his stomach. The big * milk MM on the TV straightened his chest and said: "If you lose weight, you need to lose weight immediately, this is only half a month, and I have already returned my devil body!"
The woman on the screen is enough to make people squirt blood, and Yi He actually likes this kind of advertisement, but his stomach suddenly trembled, and then his ass seemed to be clamped...... "How did retribution come so quickly?
Yihe glanced at the beautiful woman on the TV very depressedly, and quickly went to the toilet. Sitting on the toilet, after a comfortable moan, the stomach is much more comfortable. Yihe casually picked up a women's magazine from the side and read it, saying that the highest enjoyment of going to the toilet is to take a women's magazine to observe while pooping.
One of them wears black sunglasses and a tight leather jacket, and looks like a female pig's foot in the Matrix, which attracts Yi He's attention. He looked up and down, back and forth for a long time, and still felt that this photo was very exciting, very happy, and seemed to be unable to suppress it.
Yi He thought to himself: "If Sister Xiaoru wears this, my God, I won't live anymore!"
Easy to hold the magazine in your hand and make it intoxicated. If Su Xiaoru wears such clothes, she will definitely be a unique queen. Then take the leather whip and bring the rabbit ears...... Yi He's mind was very evil imagining the kind of scene that was almost impossible to become a reality, and suddenly he heard the door bolt click-
The toilet door is open!
The scene that appeared in front of him made Yi He's mouth open wide and his eyes wide, and when he was about to scream, Yi He bit his hand very decisively. As soon as the toilet door opened, Su Xiaoru, who was wearing pink silk pajamas, came in with a sleepy face, and didn't seem to see Yihe at all, and went straight to the toilet......
In Yihe's heart, a thought flashed: "I was in a hurry to go to the toilet just now and forgot to lock the door!"
Su Xiaoru walked into the toilet, turned around with a hum, picked up her pajamas, took off her underwear, and sat on the toilet with her buttocks. Shaking her head, Su Xiaoru said in a daze: "En...... What's so weird about today's toilet?" Then, a stream of spicy urine flowed out of Yi Yi's legs.
Yi He didn't dare to speak-at this time, if this little sister Ru, who had a high force value and a lot of nerves, knew what had happened, he would definitely be tragic.
After urinating, Su Xiaoru simply cleaned up and went back to her bedroom to continue sleeping. Yihe sat on the toilet, looked down at his thighs, his pants were all wet with urine, and the smell of urine made him cry...... What is he going to do?
Yihe took off his pants and took a closer look.
The whole pair of pants, whether it is panties or jeans, is just as glorious. The gentleman's frank Yihe found Su Xiaoru's small underwear hanging in the toilet with his bare ass and put them on his body. Although the panties are Su Xiaoru's, and they are pink lace panties, they are much better than a bare ass!
Yi He muttered in a low voice, "Sister Xiaoru, I was miserable by you this time......
A big man, wearing a little girl's underwear, feels awkward, and his little brother is very dishonest, it seems that this little panty can't control him at all. Yihe couldn't take care of it too much, plugged in the washing machine, threw all the clothes on his lower body into it, and set the time to fifteen minutes.
"Why don't you have a pair of shorts?"
Yihe was very depressed for a long time, Su Xiaoru didn't even have a pair of shorts here, but stockings, and some short skirts, Yihe's lust heart was moved...... "Wow, stockings, it's the first time I've seen so many stockings so closely, do you want to try it?" Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Yihe's mind started a goblin fight:
Men wear stockings that are perverted.
Fart, such a good opportunity, just try it, no one will see it anyway, who am I? Back then, I was a cow who secretly padd sanitary napkins, and I was still afraid of this? Besides, we are curious about what it feels like for a woman to wear stockings, and we are not perverted, aren't we?
What if I am seen by Sister Xiaoru?
Lock the door and you won't be able to see it?
After a series of fierce exchanges, that very dirty thought finally prevailed. Yi He quickly ripped off a pair of pantyhose and put them on his legs. At this moment, his heart beat at a rate of almost more than 300 beats per minute, and there was a burst of heat all over his body, but he was nervous......
"Knock knock...... Knock knock ......"
The heart was pumping blood rapidly, and the blood flowed through every inch of the body, Yi He put on Su Xiaoru's pantyhose and short skirt, and looked in the mirror, how awkward it looked, as if he had done something embarrassing. The washing machine stopped, and Yihe twisted a few times again...... "Hum-"
This morning, Yihe kept tossing in the toilet.
Time passed little by little under such a worthless consumption, and Yihe finally hung up his underwear and denim and prepared to dry them.
"Click-"
The toilet door opened again, and Yi Yi turned around, stunned.
Su Xiaoru, who was opening the door, was also stunned.
Su Xiaoru has already changed out of her pajamas and turned into a white one-shoulder suspender, with her belly button exposed, and a pair of black shorts underneath. And Su Xiaoru's eyes are wide now, as if something incredible has happened in front of her...... After a while, Su Xiaoru smiled dryly: "That, Xiao Yi, I didn't expect you to have this habit......"
"No, that's not, Sister Xiaoru, listen to my explanation!"
Yi Yi was in a hurry, a little incoherent, and he felt even more sad and angry in his heart, that is, he didn't know why, this toilet door was locked or not locked, it couldn't stop people. Yi He was afraid that Su Xiaoru would not listen to his explanation, so he grabbed Su Xiaoru with one hand, and explained the whole story of the matter like pouring beans from a bamboo tube.
Of course, when talking about Su Xiaoru's scene of getting up at night, both of them were embarrassed - Su Xiaoru's first reaction was that it was impossible, but when she saw that Yihe's pants were still freshly washed out and hung in the toilet, she didn't even have confidence. With this premise, Yi He wears her skirt, and this one can be forgiven!
After all, Yihe can't run bare-ass, right?
Su Xiaoru smiled dryly and said, "That's it, I'm confused...... Xiao Yi, come out, don't stay in the toilet. Anyway, you are wearing it, I can't say anything, I can't let you run bare-assed!" As soon as they said this, Yi He and Su Xiaoru both felt as if there was a fire burning on their faces.
This person is a big loser......
"Sister, those stockings!"
Su Xiaoru stretched out a finger and shook it back and forth a few times, "Oh, oh, oh...... By the way, I have a very fun game, you come with me, sit down!" Su Xiaoru pulled Yi He into her bedroom and dressing room, and let Yi He sit down in front of the dresser, Yi He had a very bad feeling-
You won't be reversed, right?
He guessed right.
Su Xiaoru took out a series of makeup foundation, eyeshadow, and began to greet Yihe's face. Yi He wants to die, a big man is at the mercy of this, it is estimated that ninety-nine out of a hundred will choose to cover their faces and dare not see people, and one person is a transvestite at all.
After a simple makeup, put on a hair cover, and put on the waiter's shirt, Su Xiaoru took out the digital camera and clicked for a while, and then took pictures of various uniforms such as nurses' uniforms! Su Xiaoru shook the camera in her hand and said proudly: "Xiaoyi, you have a handle in my hands now!"
"What do you want?"
Yihe had no choice but to cooperate with Su Xiaoru's evil - if he didn't cooperate, causing the photos to flow on the Internet, then he would suddenly become a celebrity.
Yihe doesn't have a preference for men to dress up as women, let alone transvestite, the reason why I tried it so much is because of my curiosity about the opposite sex - why do women put sanitary napkins, will they be hot after putting them on, what does it feel like for women to wear stockings? What does it feel like to wear a bra?
This question has been thought about by many men, and even this is the root of their love for the majority of female compatriots. Mystery, and after the mystery, there is even a kind of sacredness that makes them bow down.
Many boys have done some things, such as sneaking into the women's toilet to peep, secretly stealing girls' sanitary napkins, and secretly trying to clip them in their crotch to feel what kind of taste is it...... This is youth, this, is the beginning of the * love for the opposite sex!
Su Xiaoru stretched out her fingers, gently hooked Yihe's chin, made him raise his face, and said: "What about me, I really don't want to do anything, beauty, I declare, you will be my person in the future, your twenty-four hours belong to me, how about it, do you have the courage to go out like this?"
Yi He rolled his eyes, "I'd better wait for my pants to dry." ”
"Coward!"