4. The honey badger who makes trouble
In the cognition of the honey badger, there is no such thing as being a little brother.
Hearing Luo Cheng say this, the honey badger was even more angry, it got up from the ground with its hands propped up, and looked at its legs carefully, and then it was ready to rush towards Luo Cheng again.
As expected, the honey badger knotted her legs again and fell to the ground.
As the saying goes, one blow, then decline, three and exhaustion, although it used to be said that human beings, but at this moment, the honey badger did not dare to come nonsense, it said with a little anger, "It's not that I can't run, but your two-legged beast's legs are as long as tree trunks, but they are not strong at all, okay, I can't feel a little explosiveness, besides, when running, these two excessively long legs are simply cumbersome, and the lower half of the legs should be cut off to be perfect." ”
Luo Cheng naturally understands that his physical fitness is not very strong, but the honey badger belittles his physical fitness so much, as a member of the human race, Luo Cheng feels that it is necessary to maintain the dignity of the two-legged beast.
"Brother Xiaomi, you don't understand this, we humans are upright and walk on two lower limbs, you animals crawl on all fours, you yourself will not use the advantage of two legs to walk upright, so you tripped yourself, you see I quickly adapted to your body and crawled on all fours, so you are stupid. ”
"No, it's just that the body of your two-legged beast is too bad!" The honey badger resolutely refused to admit that he was stupid, it must be the body of the two-legged beast that affected his own performance, obviously he was so powerful, it was the body of the two-legged beast that dragged himself down!
"Oh, I see, it must be that you dislike the body of the two-legged beast is too poor, Xiao thinks of my strong body, so he used witchcraft to rob my body, right? Hmph, you scoundrel two-legged beast, give me my body back!"
The honey badger remembered that when he passed by the two-legged beast tribe, he saw the strange witchcraft rituals of the two-legged beasts praying for strength.
Luo Chengcheng didn't expect that this honey badger's brain hole was quite big, an animal body, and he had no ambition as a human to think about the body of a honey badger?
Luo Cheng said a little speechlessly, "Brother Xiaomi, you think too much, really." Although we two-legged beasts may not be as good as you animals in some aspects, we two-legged beasts still have many advantages that you animals will not be able to catch up with in a thousand or two thousand years, do you think I want to get on you? I want to get back to myself soon. ”
"Then you hurry up and give me back your body. After the exchange, the previous tense atmosphere was gone, and the honey badger was also eager to leave this two-legged beast body that was not very suitable and made it feel awkward to crawl, so it subconsciously approached Luo Cheng.
Luo Cheng knew that honey badgers were not adapted to human bodies, so where would he be afraid of honey badgers approaching him.
In addition, Luo Cheng also wanted to return to his body quickly, and he also slowly crawled towards the honey badger, "You get closer, let's give it a try." ”。
The honey badger was not stubborn this time, and approached Luo Cheng obediently.
One person and one honey badger faced each other again, Luo Cheng looked at his own body, which was much taller than his current five-short stature even if he was squatting, and suddenly felt pressure, so he said, "Can you sit down? It's better to lie down." ”
The honey badger probably thought that it would be able to return to its own body in this way, so it lay down obediently.
Looking at the honey badger lying on the ground, Luo Cheng finally didn't feel that he was holding a high mountain in front of him.
Luo Cheng climbed onto his own human flesh and stood still, lying on his chest, and said with words in his mouth, "Let me go back, let me go back!"
Although Luo Cheng really wanted to return to his human body, he had read a lot of time-traveling novels, and he also knew that soul exchange required a certain opportunity, if it could be exchanged just by skin contact, when the honey badger caught him and wanted to kill him just now, the two could be exchanged back.
Sure enough, after thinking about it for a while, no miracle happened.
The honey badger also said impatiently, "Two-legged beast, are you doing it?" Are you lying to me?"
Luo Cheng is more anxious than the honey badger, if he can't return to the human body, the possibility of him returning to human society is very small, when the time comes, will he stay in this dangerous African savannah? If so, the danger Luo Cheng faces will be unimaginable.
was already upset and irritable, and was urged by the honey badger of the anxious child, Luo Cheng held his claws and punched his body, "Don't rush me, don't see that I'm thinking of a way." ”
"So, you don't know how to get it back. After the honey badger reacted, he stopped lying down, turned over, and knocked the Luo Cheng brand honey badger on his chest to the ground.
"You guy, can't you be more patient? Maybe you can exchange it back in a while?" Luo Cheng waved his claws, wanting to scratch the honey badger's paws, but he still couldn't do anything about his flesh.
Just when a man and a badger were about to quarrel again, Luo Cheng heard the sound of something approaching this side.
Luo Cheng had little experience in living on the grassland, so he couldn't tell what kind of animal was approaching him based on just such a little movement.
"Don't talk, there's an enemy!"
Although the honey badger is not a willing to compromise, it can also distinguish priorities, but although it has no intention of quarreling with Luo Cheng, it has an excited expression on its face.
Noticing that the honey badger was exuding information that he wanted to fight, Luo Cheng beat a drum in his heart.
This guy is using his human body now, and now he is a war scumbag, and he has explained so much just now, does it understand the current exit?
Luo Cheng only hoped that it would not be a beast that would appear for a while.
But God seems to no longer care for Luo Cheng since the moment he exchanged souls today, so it backfired, and what appeared a hundred meters in front of Luo Cheng were three ugly-looking hyenas with brown bodies and black spots.
Really afraid of something, Luo Cheng felt that he was scared and goosebumps, hyenas can run at a speed of 50 kilometers per hour, and they always like to hunt in groups of three or five.
If the honey badger is the most notorious brother in the African savannah, then the hyena can be unceremoniously called the second brother.
Hyenas are also well-known "opportunists" in the grasslands, and will snatch prey captured by lions and leopards, which shows that they are not much less daring than honey badgers.
Of course, hyenas also have a disadvantage, that is, when they go out alone, the success rate of hunting is not high.
However, now in front are three hyenas......
If you are still a human, you can immediately run to the car, close the door, start the car and drive away, and you don't have to be afraid of these beasts.
But now that he is a honey badger, he can rely on the advantage of the honey badger and the fear of those hyenas to escape from the honey badger, but what about his own body?
You can't leave your body and run away, can you?
Just when Luo Cheng was struggling with how to deal with it, the honey badger next to him with his human body had already climbed out excitedly.
Driven by the nature of fighting, the honey badger obviously forgot that it couldn't climb just now.