Chapter 64: Demon Infested!
returned to my house with Lin Hao, and the two women, Yaochi and Yinyin, were not there. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Lin Hao poked me from behind, "Why, I just didn't see you for a while?" Yes, is there any?
My face turned red involuntarily, and I coughed twice in embarrassment, "Ahem, that, I'm just going to see if there's anything abnormal~"
He looked at me with disdain, "Do you believe what you say?"
Belch... I'm really a little unconvinced~ But it doesn't seem to be his business, right?" "Hey, what are you doing with me at my house!"
He touched his stomach, "I'm hungry..."
I shook my hand and said in an unkind tone, "Hmph, don't you want to come to my house to eat? No! The chef won't cook today! You don't have to think about it!"
I saw that he was not embarrassed, and said very directly, "Well, that's right, I just want to eat." Oh, the food cooked by your chef is really like drugs, and you can't stop eating it!"
What does it matter to me that you're poisoned?
I kicked him in the ass to get him out. But, as if he was determined to stay with me, he just sat on the ground.
Looking at his appearance of not being able to fight to death, I was a little amused, and I couldn't continue to chase him. I had to leave him down, "Okay, okay~ You just stay, I'm just letting you eat a good meal." ”
I went and told the god of food to make the most sumptuous supper. Lin Hao naturally heard my command on the side and asked me, "Why is it the most abundant?"
Belch... It's a little hard to explain, I thought about it for a while, and said, "Let's just think that we earned 1 million to celebrate~"
He was a little speechless, "Uh, weren't we robbed?
"Hey, I said, do you still want to eat, do you need so many reasons to eat well?" I was a little annoyed by his question.
Seeing that I was about to explode, he didn't continue the topic. But he obviously couldn't sit still, and asked me again, "Eh, Yuxin, I'm really envious of you now." ”
I looked at him inexplicably, "What do you envy me?" I think I'm worthy of your envy everywhere~"
He didn't answer me and continued on his own, "Can you say I don't envy so many girls who are willing to be with you?"
Hey, that's it. "Then what's there to envy, don't you have your Ruoshui? I think she's quite a match for you!"
He nodded, "That's why I don't envy you to death... Eh, how do you know her name is Ruoshui? I don't think anyone told you, right?"
Uh, it looks like something was accidentally exposed... But it doesn't matter, I don't think he will. I told him the cause and effect directly, and of course, there were some deletions. "Didn't I see that you were very interested in her, so I helped you try her tone. ”
"How did you try?" he asked, frowning. I replied truthfully, "Of course, I went straight to her." ”
"You're following her!" he suddenly became a little agitated. Well, these two goods are usually not very good, but they are quite witty at the critical moment and thought of the key at a moment.
"Ahem, you can't say that, I'm here to help you take the lead!" I said with a cold look. He looked at it for a long time, sighed, and said helplessly, "Eh, forget it, who are we with whom~"
I quickly interrupted him, "Hey, hey, stop, don't think about sharing, I have two!
He laughed, "Hehe, you can see it~"
With a provocative expression, I resisted the urge to punch him in the face, and said lightly, "Hmph, the purpose is not pure, I'll tell Ruoshui later! What do you think will happen to her?"
"Hey, hey, don't, brother, I'll call you brother!" he instantly relented. Hmph, pretend to be with me, you're still a little tender!
While they were making a fuss, the god of food brought the food. Well, it's worthy of the god of food, and I want to drool when I smell it!
Eh, why haven't Yaochi and Yinyin come back yet? Forget it, don't care about them, Lin Hao and I will eat first. I'm not afraid that these two guys will be bullied, it's okay if they don't bully others.
Looking at the food god brought up, a table of delicacies from the mountains and seas, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva silently. What is this all classical type of food, the sense of déjà vu of the Manchu and Han feasts~
Hmm, how do I smell the aura in these dishes? Don't ask me how I smell it. In terms of the difference between the aura of the earth and the fairy world, this is the same reason as if you stay in the toilet for a long time and suddenly smell the smell of rice.
I was a little surprised, I didn't expect the God of Food to use ingredients from the fairy world to cook. Is it just because of my hearty dinner, that's really...
Hey, I don't know if Lin Hao, a mortal, will have any adverse reactions when he eats food with aura.
I secretly called the God of Food, and asked the God of Food in a voice that Lin Hao couldn't hear, "God of Food, that, a mortal like him won't have an accident if he eats your spiritual food, right?"
He looked very proud and said, "Hey, if someone eats something that happens to me, then my name as the god of food can also be lost." ”
Oh, that means it's okay to eat?" However, he may digest it for a while after eating, and the length of time depends on how much he eats. ”
Uh, can you not gasp for breath! What does it mean to need digestion? Are you full of food? Don't you want to talk like this!
Eh, forget it, let's eat. Lin Hao on the side was already a little impatient, this is still seeing that the God of Food is on the side, and he is embarrassed to eat nonsense.
As soon as the God of Food was sent away by me, he let go. "Hey, Yuxin, why don't you ask others to eat together?"
I shook my head, "No, he's tired of eating, let's eat." ”
With my consent, Lin Hao suddenly became like a whirlwind, harvesting the food in front of him. Wow, can you be a little more restrained?
But I saw that he was eating too deliciously, and I was a little embarrassed to interrupt him, so I had to let him go. I'm also going to eat along, this time it's an enhanced version of the food made by the God of Food, so I can't miss it!
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We can eat every meal, and there is no one to fight. This time, he was even more ruthless than the first one who came to my house to eat. I went to the toilet three times halfway, and I couldn't stand it anymore, it was really hard enough.
Seeing him lying on the couch like a dead dog, I taunted him, "Eh, cherish it, this is the last time you'll eat my chef's food this summer." ”
As soon as he heard what I said, he immediately became excited, "What! Why! Don't~ I've been deeply poisoned!"
Oh, I'm here for your sake. I made up a random reason, "Because my chef asked me for a month off, he's leaving tomorrow!"
"Ahh I laughed, "Hey, he said, if you don't give him this leave, he'll quit!"
Lin Hao suddenly stopped making trouble, "Uh, okay, I'll endure it for a month, and I'll come back when school starts!" I nodded, "Okay, do you want me to send you out?"
"No! I can do it!" Lin Hao's mouth was still strong. Okay, in that case, then you can go by yourself. I crossed my waist and looked like I was watching a good show.
Sure enough, Lin Hao didn't take two steps and fell to the ground. I almost burst out laughing, but he looked back at me with some embarrassment, "Uh, that's... Help me..."
I teased, "Eh, didn't you say you could do it?"
"Well, I can't do it! I feel like I've weighed ten pounds over the whole shinobi!" he complained.
"Who made you eat so fiercely?" I don't know how to restrain you—" I said, but I stepped forward, picked him up, and sent him to the door.
"Hey, isn't this poisoned~ Is there a different space in your stomach? He said unrelentingly at the door.
Envy, you can't learn this! I put him at the door, and I was going to go back. He suddenly shouted, "Oh, get me a taxi first!"
I didn't bother to pay attention to him, Yaochi and the others haven't come back yet, I'm a little worried, they won't really have an accident, right? Although I can't think of anything in this world that could cause them to have an accident.
I asked the God of Food if he knew where they had gone, and all he got was to shake his head. Hey, let's go out and find out.
When I got to the door, the door was opened, and it was Yaochi and Yinyin.
"Where have you two gone, I still want to find you!" I was a little annoyed. Can you not get angry and run out without saying a word, which has caused me to worry for a long time.
Yin Yin was a little bluffed by my tone, but Yao Chi replied to me, "I found some monster breath, so I went out with Heiyin to have a look." ”
I asked, "Did you see anything?" Yao Chi nodded, and shook his head again, "I found it, but I'm not sure it's the kind of demon that can do evil, and I didn't do anything with him." Also, that youkai seems to be just an errand runner, and I'm curious about which their boss is, but there's no news about it..."
I comforted her, "Forget it, since I didn't find it, let's let it go, it won't make a difference anyway." She hesitated, "But..."
"But what?" I don't know what she's doing. She looked at me and said, "But, that little demon seems to be haunting your school..."
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